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I'm still trying to read Schindlers List but school is fucking killing me so in the evening im too tired to read...weekends give me all the reading time i need though, maybe i'm not using it...
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uh just watch the movie
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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I bought The Runaway Jury a few weeks ago...and now I've only started to read it. It's a really fucking good book so far..I must read more of John Grisham! This is the first book of his I've read, is there anyone else that has read his stuff?
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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im now reading a book simply entitled "the vikings" its basically a history of them
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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Is it written by Amon Amarth?
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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the only two books I have read in the last year are the Necronomicon, and The Satanic Bible, granted I've read them countless times in the last year.
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Reading "Song of Susannah" the fifth book of the dark tower series. Awesome fucking book.
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It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
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Ok, so used bookstores are stupid....My Runaway Jury has five pages missing...
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2004-09-14, 20:23
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Arnon Grunberg - Fantoompijn
Ian McEwan - The Cement Garden
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Is it written by Amon Amarth?
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no but its an english pressing so i was very shocked to see it in an american store
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2004-09-14, 22:46
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Ok, so used bookstores are stupid....My Runaway Jury has five pages missing...
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...and they all lived happily ever after.
the end.
and four blank pages.
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Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
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It was right in the middle of the damn book! THEY DID NOT LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2004-09-14, 23:05
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just pretend, they got all drunk and high on pcp and forgot what happened during those days.
imagination!
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Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
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I recently finished 'last chance to see' by Douglas Adams and... someone else... some zoologist... pretty good.
I would recommend the Dirk Gently series (well, 2 books) by Douglas adams. Funny stuff.
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Douglas Adams is brilliant.
The Vampires Bible - Anonymous
EDIT: punctuation
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"The Forgotten Soldier" by Guy Sajer and "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler
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2004-09-16, 00:52
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What's with everyone reading Hitler's book? I haven't read it..has anyone heard about this new movie that's comming out(came out?) about the personal side of Hitler?
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2004-09-16, 17:17
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yea i think its one of those "made for tv movies"
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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What's with everyone reading Hitler's book? I haven't read it..has anyone heard about this new movie that's comming out(came out?) about the personal side of Hitler?
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yeah, i saw a trailer, i'm not into that psycicmovies, interesting concept though.
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I saw the movi, it was alright, the book is better. I used to be in an "Oi" band called Mein Kampf \m/
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2004-09-16, 20:49
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Man I haven't seen you here is a long time! What happened to the caps lock??
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Wolves of the Calla. Fourth book in the same series as Trendkill's reading. It's good, but "Wizard and Glass" (the third book) was my fave by far.
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At the Mountains Of Madness by H.P. Lovecraft
To tell you the truth I find it a little boring.
Before this I read The Shining by S. King
which was great.
Anyone read The Naked Lunch by Barrows?
Is it good?
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2004-09-29, 20:12
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The December 2004 issue of Guitar World. 100 worst riffs, licks, and solos of all time.
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"Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you...
like me..." ~Maynard
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The Stand - The Stephen King
It's awesome.
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I haven't bought a guitar magazine in years - I find them useless.
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The silmarillion - JRR Tolkein
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I haven't bought a guitar magazine in years - I find them useless.
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Well when I am at school and have nothing else to do, they are what I read, plus they are free for me.
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"Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you...
like me..." ~Maynard
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Currently Reading
I just finished Four Fires by Bryce Courtneay. It deals with some stuff young people shouldn't have to face. It is a good book though.
And I'm about to start Ice Station by Matthew Reilly. Looks good.
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Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
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18 Best Stories By Edgar Allan Poe.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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Geoffrey Abbott - The Book Of Executions. Medieval Persian cunts are fucked in the head (still are). So are the Chinese. That 'Death of a Thousand Cuts'....
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Quote:
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Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
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Nice, I haven't read that, but I am doing a research project about John Steinbeck for my English report.
-Calvin and Hobbes
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What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you...
like me..." ~Maynard
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haha calvin and hobbes, i used to have a calvin and hobbes avatar here till i got my cat one
of mice and men was alright, nothing really special though
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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Of Mice And Men is a great read, the re-make of the film (with Gary Sinise as George and John Malkovitch as Lenny) brought me to tears at the end. The story is tremendously well-crafted by Steinbeck and there are quite a few poignant motifs that reappear throughout the book. One of the best books I've read.
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I'm not really a fan of Steinbeck, most likely because I was forced upon his work for school projects. Im reading Lords of Chaos right now for my individualized writing class.
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I'm bringing this back you lazy bastards.
I just started reading The Catcher in the Rye, although I probably should have read it along time ago because even my dad has read it.(And that says a lot)
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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i just started reading fear and loathing in las vegas. i've seen the movie 10+ times and just recently found out that there was originally a book
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I'd be willing to bet your dad is my age and that was on my high school reading list back in the 70's.
I just finished "Big Trouble" by Dave Berry. It was hilarious. It had Russian bad guys, a guy who lived in a tree, a python that got lose in the airport, A nuclear explosive that looked like a garbage disposal and a game called "killer" that the high school kids played. Plus a toad that caused hallucinations and crazy cops.
I'm beginning "The Present" by Johanna Lindsay which is a historical romance I read at Christmastime.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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i read the play "the night thurough spent in jail" uh it was interesting...
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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I'd be willing to bet your dad is my age and that was on my high school reading list back in the 70's.
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You are probably 100% right...haha my dad would never read a book if he didn't have too.
I want to get AMERICA : The Book from the Daily Show cast.
Fear and Loathing is a really entertaining book, I suggest you read "Hell's Angels" next by HST.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I'm reading this stupid ass freaking danish book at school, danish is so hard, this morning I had a danish test and I mixed up the word forskellige (undrestand) and vćrelse (bedroom) and I was supposed to describe my bedroom in danish so it sounded somthing like this in english:
In my understand there are... I have an ps2 in my understand... etc. etc.
(everywhere I say understand it's supposed to be bedroom)
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I'm reading Jetlag travel guides - Phaic Tan
This is the follow up to "Molvania" written by some of those guys from the TV show 'The Panel' (aussie TV show). both books are bloody funny.
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I'm reading this stupid ass freaking danish book at school, danish is so hard, this morning I had a danish test and I mixed up the word forskellige (undrestand) and vćrelse (bedroom) and I was supposed to describe my bedroom in danish so it sounded somthing like this in english:
In my understand there are... I have an ps2 in my understand... etc. etc.
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lmao. good stuff manowar
im reading the 2004 melways. i cant find out how to get to this guy's place.
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I know they sound childish because they are by an author that wrote a series aimed at early teens but don't bash em till you have read them!! I just finished "The Andalite Chronicles by K.A.Applegate" and I am starting "The Ellimnist Chronicles"
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Well, for enjoyment, I'm reading 1984 but I rarely ever pick the book up.
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just remember 2+2=5
currently reading "stephan king: the dark tower"
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psst. richard bachman is stephan king.
and desperation is a much better book.
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You are probably 100% right...haha my dad would never read a book if he didn't have too.
I want to get AMERICA : The Book from the Daily Show cast.
Fear and Loathing is a really entertaining book, I suggest you read "Hell's Angels" next by HST.
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John Stewart was on Book tv on cspan. If you go to the cspan website you may be able to get the review. I missed it cuz I fell asleep and I don't have the right stuff to read it on my pc. He's crazy, but smart.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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the darwin awards III
jesus, there's some stupid people in this book. like a cadet/trainee police officer in ukraine was telling off a sergeant for walking a dog without a muzzle or leash, so the sergeant flames him back and they both get angry. so eventually, the sergeant pulls out a grenade and throws it at the cadet, but the sergeant's dog runs after it and retrieves it. the cadet runs in the other direction but the sergeants dog bolts after the sergeant and both get blown to smithereens.
i love this book.
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I just read The Long Walk again. Awesome book.
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the darwin awards III
jesus, there's some stupid people in this book. like a cadet/trainee police officer in ukraine was telling off a sergeant for walking a dog without a muzzle or leash, so the sergeant flames him back and they both get angry. so eventually, the sergeant pulls out a grenade and throws it at the cadet, but the sergeant's dog runs after it and retrieves it. the cadet runs in the other direction but the sergeants dog bolts after the sergeant and both get blown to smithereens.
i love this book.
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Yes, they're great! I have the second one! People are stupid when they kill themselves.
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At the moment i am reading:
Harry Potter: The Order of the Pheniox - J.K Rowling
Cujo - Stephen King
i still gota get myself some metal book or at least 'Lords of Chaos'
I read a bit of it at andrews and it was really interesting!
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At the moment i am reading:
Harry Potter: The Order of the Pheniox - J.K Rowling
Cujo - Stephen King
i still gota get myself some metal book or at least 'Lords of Chaos'
I read a bit of it at andrews and it was really interesting!
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didn't you get disturbed by the photo of dead, and faust killing the homosexual? ah well, indeed it is a great book
yeh tim the DAs rule, i have all three books. my dear old uncle introduced me to them in january 2002 and i've never looked back. my all time favourite is the JATO unit one....
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I've been meaning to pick up Lords of Chaos. That and the Satanic Bible, just to say I've read it.
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Power of The Mind. its a book about how to organize your thoughts and think more clearly and quicker. Alot of it bores me pretty bad, but its still a good read for the most part.
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Long Way Round, by Ewan McGregor & Charley Boorman.
These two british actors take a motorcycle trip from London to New York... going east! Good read for motorcycle & travel enthusiasts alike.
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I've been meaning to pick up Lords of Chaos. That and the Satanic Bible, just to say I've read it.
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You say some stupid things..
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Right now I'm just studying a c.15 Italian fighting manuscrupt, called "Fiore di Battaglia" (it's a translated version).
The long way round, I've seen some clips from the DVD, it looks pretty cool. I think visually it's a lot more entertaining don't you think?
Verging slightly off topic, I hate motorcycle law in England, If I get a license at 18, I'm limited to 250cc, so I have to get a shitty bike, then the one I really want at 21!
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Verging slightly off topic, I hate motorcycle law in England, If I get a license at 18, I'm limited to 250cc, so I have to get a shitty bike, then the one I really want at 21!
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i feel your pain man, same here with cars. once you get your license and you go on the 3-year probation, you're not allowed to have a V8 engine or over a certain amount of Kw. it will be when i turn 21 that i'll finally get my HSV grange......
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Fingers crossed that the law will change by the time I'm 17! HSV Grange - that sedan monstrosity? Classic American cars are big in Australia, aren't they? get yourself a Camaro.
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Shit, I'm reading a lot of stuff. For pleasure, I'm reading Otherland Volume 2 by Tad Williams, a sci-fi/cyberpunk saga. Then, as usual, I'm reading a couple different metaphysical books. And then there's shit for school. I'm reading stuff from my Literature book, Human Ecology, Child Psychology, Sophie's World-a novel for Philosophy class-, and my German text. I'm learning German, which is already fucking awesome.
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at the moment, EICHMAN. A biography of Adolf Eichman (the guy who organised the transportation of Jewish people in WW2).
Conclusion for about half way through the book, he was a boring fuck.
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Fingers crossed that the law will change by the time I'm 17! HSV Grange - that sedan monstrosity? Classic American cars are big in Australia, aren't they? get yourself a Camaro.
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haha fingers crossed indeed!!!! HSV's are the best, no questions asked hehehehe.
nah, chevvy's aren't really my thing unless i found an ultra cheap 60's/70's thing. and classic american cars are going out, the young crowd these days opt for cars your grandmother drives (honda accords, mitsu mirages) and fUlL3 s0Up d3m uP h3Kt1kly 4 s3rI0uS.
anyway back on topic, reading the road laws, about time i got my learners.
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Classic American cars are always in Andrew!
I really hate those Japanese cars, mostly because a lot of them don't actually have any performance upgrades, it's just a look. Then they've got those bumble-bee exhausts that make out like they've got 300+ HP under the bonnet.
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Cars are the devil, filthy, filthy, objects.
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Err, no. I prefer motorcycles anyway.
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Haha, not electrics, my friend. I swear to God, when I'm 25 I'm buying a hybrid. When hybrids are in popular use, maybe 25-50 years from now, full electrics will start catching on, too. It's going to take a while, and we can't do much now other than try to wean society onto hybrids, which in turn will prepare us for electrics, methinks. Go hybrid, my friend. Besides, other forms of transportation pollute indiscriminately as well. Some people believe in taking the train to get extra cars off the road. The problem is many (if not most) commuter trains are diesel, thereby replacing the exhaust of all cars taken off the road via the passengers. Buses might be a better alternative, although they still pollute, the number of cars they temporarily displace on the road might be worth it.
It doesn't really matter in the long run, anyway. While people are definitely working on replacing cars with environmentally friendly cars, sadly, there isn't anything being done to quell the pollution let out by factories, mills, and the like. There are also people who seem to enjoy dumping their trash in the woods. Sometimes I go and I find stuff that looks like half of somebody's house, really, like tables, mattresses, books, pictures, chairs, tools, even video games. Why put this stuff in our woods, swamps, and fields? It can just as easily be put on the curb or driven to the dump.
Then there are the perverts and drug addicts who go in the woods to do their nasty little deeds, leaving behind a plethora of homemade crackpipes (including much plastic that doesn't biodegrade well), syringes (again, plastic), condoms (rubber is bad as well), and pornographic magazines (that, fortunately, are either taken home by unrelated perverts or simply biodegrade in a few years).
I could rant forever, but I won't.
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Haha, not electrics, my friend. I swear to God, when I'm 25 I'm buying a hybrid. When hybrids are in popular use, maybe 25-50 years from now, full electrics will start catching on, too. It's going to take a while, and we can't do much now other than try to wean society onto hybrids, which in turn will prepare us for electrics, methinks. Go hybrid, my friend. Besides, other forms of transportation pollute indiscriminately as well. Some people believe in taking the train to get extra cars off the road. The problem is many (if not most) commuter trains are diesel, thereby replacing the exhaust of all cars taken off the road via the passengers. Buses might be a better alternative, although they still pollute, the number of cars they temporarily displace on the road might be worth it.
It doesn't really matter in the long run, anyway. While people are definitely working on replacing cars with environmentally friendly cars, sadly, there isn't anything being done to quell the pollution let out by factories, mills, and the like. There are also people who seem to enjoy dumping their trash in the woods. Sometimes I go and I find stuff that looks like half of somebody's house, really, like tables, mattresses, books, pictures, chairs, tools, even video games. Why put this stuff in our woods, swamps, and fields? It can just as easily be put on the curb or driven to the dump.
Then there are the perverts and drug addicts who go in the woods to do their nasty little deeds, leaving behind a plethora of homemade crackpipes (including much plastic that doesn't biodegrade well), syringes (again, plastic), condoms (rubber is bad as well), and pornographic magazines (that, fortunately, are either taken home by unrelated perverts or simply biodegrade in a few years).
I could rant forever, but I won't.
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I would go hybrid if I had crazy money to spend. I am a poor college stupid; I have a hard time keeping the crappy cars I can afford. Pollution in general really gets me flaring with anger. Modern society has given me no choice but to own a car to get to my job and school which are beyond the distance of walking or cycling. Well, my job is only five miles away, but who wants to come home after dusk where we live unprotected?
That's terrible about what you find in the woods. Do you ever find books or video games that are worth keeping?
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Haha, not electrics, my friend. I swear to God, when I'm 25 I'm buying a hybrid. When hybrids are in popular use, maybe 25-50 years from now, full electrics will start catching on, too. It's going to take a while, and we can't do much now other than try to wean society onto hybrids, which in turn will prepare us for electrics, methinks. Go hybrid, my friend.
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But hybrids dont go 21432432423 MPH and their not fucking super dick growing cool!!
I dont get the point of fast cars.. there's speed limits, obey them.
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Fast cars are only useful if you actually go to trackdays and the like, or if you go on the autobahn or something. Mostly people just go for the appearance, and for them to look so "ztyleesh" people want the performance to justify that.
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...That's terrible about what you find in the woods. Do you ever find books or video games that are worth keeping?
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Books? Yes. Video games? No. They are usually broken. Sometimes tools, too. If I'm in the woods, and I find something useful, I always take it, even if I just throw it in the trash when I go home after realizing I don't need it and it will just clutter my room.
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But hybrids dont go 21432432423 MPH and their not fucking super dick growing cool!!
I dont get the point of fast cars.. there's speed limits, obey them.
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Haha, you'd get killed around here. Down in SE Massachusetts and Rhode Island, people completely ignore not only the speed limit, but also disregard just about every other traffic law as well. It wouldn't be much of an exaggeration to say that every day when I turn on the news, a new person has died in a car accident around here, which is pretty bad considering what a small area this encompasses.
People legitimately don't worry about killing themselves on the road because they don't realize 100% how dangerous it is. Sure, they know it happens to other people. Sure, they've seen it on the news. Really, though, it doesn't matter because they don't think for a second it could or would happen to them... and these people usually tend to be the worst drivers, and thusly, the ones at highest risk of killing themselves (good riddance), their innocent passengers, and any innocent people who happen to get in their way.
The likelihood of a young person being killed in a car accident within the region I live is rather unnerving.
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It wouldn't be much of an exaggeration to say that every day when I turn on the news, a new person has died in a car accident around here, which is pretty bad considering what a small area this encompasses.
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Oh, but don't forget about the countless shootings.
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Haha, you'd get killed around here. Down in SE Massachusetts and Rhode Island, people completely ignore not only the speed limit, but also disregard just about every other traffic law as well. It wouldn't be much of an exaggeration to say that every day when I turn on the news, a new person has died in a car accident around here, which is pretty bad considering what a small area this encompasses.
People legitimately don't worry about killing themselves on the road because they don't realize 100% how dangerous it is. Sure, they know it happens to other people. Sure, they've seen it on the news. Really, though, it doesn't matter because they don't think for a second it could or would happen to them... and these people usually tend to be the worst drivers, and thusly, the ones at highest risk of killing themselves (good riddance), their innocent passengers, and any innocent people who happen to get in their way.
The likelihood of a young person being killed in a car accident within the region I live is rather unnerving.
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Its the same here, But I go the speed limit... I do it cause I have no need to speed, and I enjoy pissing people off.. nothing quite like going 45 MPH when everyone else wants to go 60 MPH. It makes me feel all warm inside looking in the rear view window and seeing the fools try to pass me. I just wonder how many tickets I've saved these people.
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It makes me feel all warm inside looking in the rear view window and seeing the fools try to pass me.
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LMAO....I do too....I enjoy watching people BEAT on their steering wheels and then flip me off when they finally do manage to pass me.....it's a HOOT I tell ya.
They should leave 15 minutes earlier.
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