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Ah...

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^ damn all this while i couldnt figure out ur avatar.....now i realized its liverpools....

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Yeah, it got a little distorted when I had to resize it.

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ah......oks

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owen sucks nowdays......liked him during the 98 world cup....he was in good form then

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i just orderd my dimarzio x2n should be in within a week!

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thats it just a damn smily??? dude put some words in there

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i think i might PM nomad

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about?

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Haha, I bet he was pissed! You're right, Marines to take shit to serious at times, but throwing the guideon? That's rich The hardest part sometimes in bootcamp is trying not to laugh. Once they start the PT for laughing, though, it's not that damn funny anymore, but later it's still funny to think about.



Bugs! I hated being in formation in sping/summer, because the bugs just have their way with you... sucks. Also, I could imagen the amount of stories you have, because I have millions myself. Bootcamp is hard sometimes, but most of it is funny stuff. It all depends on what you want to take from it. I had fun.

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Yeah I liked Matt Barlow myself too.

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Are you going to try and get your rank title changed or just chit chat? That was pretty weird of you just to post that and not give an explaination

I think I'm going to load my gun

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Don't do anything stupid man...its not worth it! We can talk about it...SOOOOOUUUUUL!!!!

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Now I think I might unload it

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How dare you attempt suicide without me

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I think I might not have killed myself

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Oh. Goin' for a domestic murder? That turns me on.....

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I think I might.....

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Yeah. I had fun though. But between sunday and tuesday night, I seriously didn't want to be there anymore. It was just mentally draining.

I shot a 42 out of 50 possible points with a .22 rifle. I was about 40 feet away too.

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HAhaha I downloaded a Parry song. The one called "I feel the Pain", hilarious! I had to rewind back the solo a few times to make sure that was what I was really hearing.

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I hate being bored. What to do what to do....

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Was that from Ryan's party site that BLS gave? The solos are brOOtal

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Seriously man..and the timing! How does the drummer manage to keep up in such off time beats?!

I am bored too, I should probably play guitar.

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I've been playing guitar for a LOOONG ass time. I tuned my acoustic to B and wrote some death metal songs with lyrics and shit. I wrote 5 songs yesterday and then I wrote this arpeggio acoustic song in Eb making up my own chords. Acoustics don't stay in B very well...

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everything turns you on...homo

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It was some of the best stuff I have heard in a while, but because it was drop dead funny, not that it was kickass music.

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Am I ognna have to listen to this ryan shit? Every thread I see its in there. And that really turns me on.

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Here! Let me suggest the video atleast

He shut down his message bourd due to bad feedback and acts shocked about it.

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YES! ITS THE MOST RADICAl TUBULAR SRUFS UP ROCKING AND OR ROLLING MUSIC EVAR

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HAHAHHAHAHAH
http://ryanparrymusic.com/images/dsc02439.jpg
Who is this person? Nevermind, we all know its BLS.

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http://www.ryanparrymusic.com/custom2.html

http://www.ryanparrymusic.com/custom2.html

http://www.ryanparrymusic.com/custom2.html

I wish i was this good at song writing!!!!!!

he has an excellent voice, and his solos are fuckign CRAZY!

http://www.ryanparrymusic.com/custom2.html

http://www.ryanparrymusic.com/custom2.html

http://www.ryanparrymusic.com/custom2.html

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LOL this person sucks so much.

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Is it not funny??

watch the video for a real good laugh

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*shakes head* No fucking comment.

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Haha it is funny. How did you find out about this person?

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Oh man..how old is this kid?

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Its just fucking sad, really. That picture just confirms it, too.

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This site will entertain me for the remainder of the day. Thanks BLS! lol...

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I just got back up about 15 minutes ago. I am fucking tired.

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ANTHRAX guitarist Scott Ian has posted the following message on the band's official web site:

"As [the ANTHRAX webmaster] Brent says on the home page, 'Voting counts, opinions don't', and I know my opinion means nothing to anyone except me. At least it shouldn't. Use your own brain. Use the Internet for something other than metal and porn for five minutes a day and find out for yourself what is going on. Make up your own opinion and then yell it at everyone as loud as you can like I do! There's an old saying, 'Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.' Well my saying is, 'Your opinion is an asshole.'

"Seriously, don't listen to me, or Bill O'Reilly (or anyone on Fox News), or Al Franken, or Bill Maher (although I usually agree with him on political issues, he does date whores), or CNN (remember BASKET FULL OF PUPPIES?), or Rush 'My Back Is Killing Me' Limbaugh, Janeane Garofalo (especially Janeane Garofalo OY!), or even Michael Moore, whom I love and adore. Listen to yourselves. Ask questions. Demand answers.

"Why were the bin Ladens allowed to fly out of this country two days after 9/11?

"Why are we paying over two dollars a gallon for gas?

"Which Olsen twin needs a cheeseburger?

"The 9/11 Commission report just came out (even after Bush and his lackeys tried their Texas best to suppress it, they threw 3 million dollars at it, compared to 50 million to investigate Clinton's Whitewater deals, priorities hello!) and it says there was no link between al Qaeda and Iraq. No link. So why did we go to war with them? WMD's? They must be with the real killers that OJ is looking for.

"Maybe it's just me, but it's pretty much universally agreed to that Osama was behind the WTC attacks. So, and maybe it's just me again, but I would think that you would want to go after the man that attacked and killed 3000 Americans until you got him. When Japan bombed Pearl Harbor we didn't go and attack China. Yes, we went into Afghanistan, ran around in the caves, blew up a bunch of shit. Daisycutters baby. Where's Osama? We can't find him. Shit. Well we better do something. Then we go to war in Iraq. But there's no link to Osama. There's no WMD's. There's W's daddy's enemy. Saddam is still there. And there's oil. Black gold. Holy Halliburton Dick! We'll go bomb the shit out of him and try to 'rebuild' Iraq. Great idea. Now headless bodies are being found everyday and there's no end in site.

"A clusterfuck in military speak.

"Don't you think that all the soldiers that are dying and all the civilians that are being kidnapped and beheaded and let's not forget the billions of dollars we are paying for this war would've been better served tracking down and either killing or bringing to justice the man responsible for the worst attack ever on American soil?

"Why aren't we getting answers to these and many other questions?

"And what is my opinion I hear you not asking (if you haven't figured that out yet)?

"I am neither Democrat nor Republican. If I truly felt that things were better today than they were before Bush, I'd be chanting U.S.A. U.S.A. 4 more years! But alas, I cannot. And Kerry? He was a great judge in 'My Cousin Vinny'. President? Oy.

"There are many reasons why I think Bush has been a terrible president.

"Here's one:

"Four more years of this ultra conservative right-wing born again Christian crusading administration (that will no doubt have the ability to appoint one, maybe two new supreme court justices) and you can kiss good-bye many of the rights and freedoms that you've known (if you're not an ultra conservative right-wing born again Christian) and loved all your life. A big broad bold statement that is. Scary? Yep. When Clear Channel (one of Bush's biggest supporters) owns everything, your freedom of choice is kaput. It's not conspiracy, it's fact. You don't think so? When mainstream commercial middle of the road artists like Whoopi Goldberg and Linda Rondstadt are getting fired for expressing their opinions about the president, that's scary. Are we no longer allowed to criticize our leaders? When did this happen? Did I miss a meeting? Since when did America start turning into a dictatorship?

"It's the MOST AMERICAN THING TO BE ABLE TO CRITICIZE OUR LEADERS AND EXPRESS OURSELVES FREELY. Our first amendment states it. Read it you ignorant pricks (not you reading this per se, just the ignorant pricks that want to censor us as Americans). I am an American. I love this country. Do you?

"Now go do your research."

Yeah, I didn't feel like reading all of it, but I got most of it down.

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Wow, politics are boring..

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hahahah

so i was watching a tv show today...then .... my lip started to itch. half an hour and it swelled up wicked bad.....

why? what happened?its really annoying

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you have aids!

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Hey, can someone resize a picture for me if I send it to them? All I have is Imaging

I can't seem to find it on this program; even being the partial computer-guru that I am. I'd really, really appreciate it.

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HAHAHA YOU HAVE HERPIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Wow that Ryan kid is the only person I could ever say was tooo kvlt for me. I can't handle it. That solo in the video was like....beyond inspiring. I'm gonna go strap up and learn those scales

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haha swelling went down, probably a bug bite.

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Nope definatly herpies.

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One more post and its lucky 3000

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no shit, hes fuckign awesome!

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Damnit I've been working on that solo in the video and I just can't get it

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But have you heard the other leads yet? They make the songs just peak

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I've heard it all. And it made my ball sack form an afro that I cannot comb through

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Wow, I had the same thing happen when I heard them. Weird!

Funny thing is he is getting all these web site hits and he thinks poeple are digging his music I wish the message bourd was open. I would love to read the replies.

This poor kid is going to end up like the Jedi Knight kid with the stick. Anyone else ever see that one? Only difference is this kid shot himself in the foot.

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I was going to send him a email about how he sucked but I decided not to.

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do it anyway and say somehting like

from all of us at metal tabs...(then ramble on)

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What demon said. hehe

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Yeah, tell him we really like his music and would like for him to join Metaltabs

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Thats not even funny!

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so at this point am i safe to assume that the kids sucks goat chode and you guys were just being sarcastic when it was first posted

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It is still very worth watching for the comedy value. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

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What soul said.

I had to turn it off though. It was just too painful.

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I'm back! i got 6 hours sleep or so, and im ready to go for 300... lol jk

My sound is fucked up on this PC, so i coulnt hear shit

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What more funny is that he thinks he is good. He made a web site as if his band is professional, along with a message bourd, plus he does public shows! I would love to go to one of those shows. I would have to bring oxygen so that I could breath I would laugh so hard.

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i fucking hate that when your laughing so hard you cant breath

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I would climb up on stage, and beat him to death with a doorknob filled sock

Whe you see the headline: Ryan the Douchebag beaten to death with a doorknob filled sock. you will know it was me...

And in other new, A Melbournian man was given an award for bravery, he goes by the alias, SHS

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As dumb as that comment was, it amused the hell out of me.

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is your sig always going to match the cd/band in your avatar?

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Hahah thanks

I've got to go soon, im going to an internet cafe

Hold on, im going to go and punch my brother for playing Metallica louder than my Opeth

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what tallica album

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SHS is OK with me. I like the death by doorknob spill.

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Don't you mean $'tallica?

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YES!!!

Ive listne to all his sounds at least twice and watched the video 3 times, its that damn good.

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whos shs

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Severed Head Stoner

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He doesnt have any $'Tallica albums he's too cheap, all he has are shit MP3's that he stole from Kazaa

SHS is me... Severe_Head_Stoner

And thanks Soul

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A.K.A., Single-humbucker-Single pickup configuration is what comes to mind when I see that.

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No, but that is my favorite song, and my favorite album. So, yeah, it just may.

As you might recall, I kept switching my sig to different bands.

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no i just remember the last one opeth ava. and opeth sig

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!!! My brother is now "playing" his guitar louder than my opeth!!!!! HE'S FUCKEN DEAD!!!!

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I also had assorted Immortal, Darkthrone, other Agalloch, and one or two other bands.

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Hell yeah! Suffocation is gonna on HeadBangers Ball tonight!

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band of brothers is a great show

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Immortal and Darkthrone \m/

I havnt heard the other one tho

Well guys, im going to have a shower, i fucken stink, then im going out with mates ttyl KTHXBI

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wow, three posts all at 11:48

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band of brothers is fucking awsome!

shs i though you were gonna leave

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i just read ur sig shs i hope def deletes that now playing thread just to fuck with you, you would loss all those post hahaha

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I fucking LOVE Band of Brothers.

The only episode that was a little hard for me to sit through was the one where they came across the Concentration Camp. That one was pretty fucked up.

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ahah yeh, but i'd still have over 200, and i had 92 last night

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Jesus Christ. That is really dumb.

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Mmmmmmmmmmm my dreads smell like......strawberries

I love chick shampoo

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That was NOTHING.

Ive seen acual video footage.... that was just horrible.

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Yeah. It really is heartbreaking. Just horrible.

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there was no holocaust. jew media made it up. see here: www.stormfront.org

edit:mind you im kidding

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Heh. I'm still alive. Hate to break up your "thank some almighty entity she's gone" party.

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i have read alot of shit that diproves the holocoust

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