Damn US Customs office to hell! Go to hell and die Customs! I swear they just sit around thinking of new ways to take good poeples money to futher fund a organization whos primary job is to think of new ways to take more money from poeple. No matter what, they always seem to win.

Maybe I should start a Metalhead Customs that sits on front of Metal concert gates and charges poeple that have tickets a duty tax for Metalhead Customs or else I take the tickets they have payed for and resell them again Same rediculous concept. FUCK CUSTOMS!!!!

Trend_kill, that seems like a 12 step plan for insanity. Who were the stupid fucks that decided that masterbation what a sin? If God made us, why make us horney beast and then not want us to touch ourselves? Does He torture us because He loves us? Or does God not want us to masterbate because we should have someone else get us off? Fine, I will not masterbate no more; next time I will just beast rape someone, because thats much better!

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im sure its all just part of God's plan

Ebay scams suck! I read this and couldn't believe how dumb and creative some poeple can be. There is some good scams here. I don't like Ed Roman, because I think he is a over rated prick and some folks just love to suck his cock as if he is the Jesus of guitar knowledge, but this site of his is pretty sweet.

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yeah it's true, it's not healthy to suppress natural desires. Like you said, this built up sexual frustration/tension might come out in the wrong outlet or lead to molestation/rape. I believe that this is why Catholic priests molested the little boys, they had no outlet for their sexual urges.

however, i wanna try it just to see how many days i would last, haha. to see if i'm master of my domain

we're so lucky we weren't born into one of those hard-ass familes that impose those rules on their kids like that. I imagine how mentally warped those kids become when they become adults. Let's all stroke our weenies in joy!


Yeah!
*thip thip thip thip thip thip*

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Just think of what it would be like to have friends stay the night and your parents come in just before bed to tie everyones hands up

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friend: "hey what's going on?"
dude: "oh my parents are just tying my hands up so i don't touch myself at night"
friend:" ...........oh....i see......Your mom is hot"
dude: "...yeah i know"

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Remember kids, the penis and vigina are the Devil Never look at or touch them, even your own, or you will burn in hell

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i think what they are getting at is the difference between desires and obsession, sure, once every couple of days is fine, but when it becomes 3-6 times a day the person has a problem, and they are probably a 30 yr old computer nerd who never leaves their basement and hasnt seen a real female since they finished high school (as there wont be any females in their computing corses or masters in programming)

true, but keep in mind that the article said "Set goals of abstinence, begin with a day, then a week, month, year and finally commit to never doing it again. Until you commit yourself to _never again_ you will always be open to temptation"

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i dont think its ment as a serious thing (i have seen it before on some kind of joke website)

So laaatttteee so boooorrreeed

Long live Jason Becker

Only Beast is on

Yes, they really, really do. I'd quote the book I got it from (The Consolations of Philosophy by Alain De Botton), but its currently lent out. I'll get back to you on it, its quite interesting. It isn't true, the doctor that perscribed his sickness mentioned the possibility of it coming from that.

Its a great book by the way, I suggest checking it out.

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Oh, they are very serious. Some religious folk get crazy about this kinda stuff. I know because my wife was raised and went to a religious school where they told her sex was a tool of the devil and that touching themself sexually was evil. I'm not kidding about this either. She had some real shame issues about it and sex, but I have unprogramed that BS from her mind now and had a lot of fun doing it too Besides we are married, so what harm is there in having fun with each other? None, but those religious fanatics at her school nearly ruined her.

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im saying that the "guide" is a joke, not the concept

I'm pretty sure its real. These people are strict!

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i dont see how chronic masturbation could kill someone

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It's taking from some mormon book.

I hope you guys don't think i feel that way about whackin it. Masturbation is perfectly healthy.

My old man likes to say "A man that doesn't masturbate, is a man without hands". It's true.

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HA ! tell that to Walpurgis dad....(eye rolls) Nevermind I'LL tell him myself . Maybe I'll get to rest once in awhile then......
He's always had a good cure for those times when I wasn't in the mood. He just says --slam it in the door. But the framing around the door has many dents in it.

Another cure for it and also his birth control method for Wally and his brother, 2 bricks smacked swiftly and surely together on the offending bodypart.

But hmm, maybe that's my problem? I need to get my prostate checked. I'm gonna call the doc right now..........

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if you wank everyonce in a while, say twenty times a month at least it gives you better protection against prostate cancer.

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God. I am doomed.

Why? Do you not Wank?

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Hahaha, that was a bit up front. "Do you not wank". Anywhooooo, I'd be branded a total fucking liar and I'd also be cheating myself if I said no.

...No, I don't.

Jokes. Maybe not as often as I should, according to you experts.

or so your the type that prefers anal pleasure instead??

Whatever floats your boat!

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THE BAD AND THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

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I can envisage problems for a pilot who suffers from chronic masturbation:

Cabin Crew: "Captain, we need to land now"
Captain: *flustered* "I'll be out in a minute"
Cabin Crew: "But the low-fuel light is flashing!"
Captain: "Just wait, Godammit! And talk dirty to me..."

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hahahah.

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HAhahaha.

Dripping is fucking cool.

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Quick question, how much did jeff custom ESP cost? was it +2,000? I can't remember and i need to know.

EDIT:

NM I found it

http://www.eastcoastmusicmall.com/p...none/ESP+JH.htm

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hahahahahahaha john that was good

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For the love of Jason Becker man,
change your signature

i have made my demands.

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Just because you suffer from something, dosen't mean you should subject us to your pain.

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im tired, its 9:40am and i havent slept sice i got up yesterday afternoon, although i hiave had a shower, changed clothes and traveled to and from melboune (in the space of 4 hours!)

I've seen a few of them online lately costing about that price. ESP has stoped making them for right now, because they can't afford to put Kahler bridges on them any longer.

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what compelled you to change your sig?

threats?

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I have returned.

Wisconsin is fucking boring.

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Eat any chesse in Wisconsin?

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yeah dude, all dairy in Wisconsin is tax-free, it's kick-ass

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Don't I just give the BEST recommendations?

I went to a tour of a Cheese Factory.... i got free cheese, then got sick.

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WHAT! You can't make BLS make his signature smaller! It practically made him who he is. He was the Big Loud Signature guy. I demand that you let him make his signature larger, but him, and only him will be able to have one with such compelling largeness.

No.

ok lol that was my 666th post, a very special post, what a waste.

BLS you owe me

That's probably what gave me this confounded headache. Those letter went BAM! ANd I fell over writhing in pain yelling--my eyes! my eyes!

I just thought I'd tell ya Walpurgis went to a Metalfest last weekend in New York about 1/2 hour from where he lives. There was 25 bands there, but he went just to see Slayer and Slipknot. I asked him if he got to hurt anybody cuz he said that was one of the reasons he wanted to go and he said yeah. Apparently there were some kids near him with their mom and he knocked the one kid about 12 feet in front of him ! The kid was about 11 years old. I guess it didn't hurt the kid but I told him he probably traumatized him. The moose. He said it was a badass concert, too.
Just thought I'd let ya know.

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True, bit Phishhead whines more than a 5 year old without his blanky, so i removed atif's qoute, and made the font smaller.

Hes the pm atif sent me

"i made Transient change his sig
now you gotta change your sig, or else i'll have to threaten you like i threathened him: I'll temporary ban you.
it's only fair, no need to be an ass about it."

I love how i get threatend fro being banned for having a big sig (which is under the 500 character limit, and wasent even noticed until phishhead had his little pissy fit) but they dont ban a guy who post url's of virus' ... and dosent even apologize when confronted about the matter.

and if any of you are extremely nosey ill post my repaly to atif's little message of love

and thats the story fo my sig.

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Too hot.

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not true, your sig was duly noticed. DULY
Just because phishhead was the only who said something, doesn't mean that you weren't being WATCHED.....and DISCUSSED.....and PLANNED AGAINST. Are you unaware of the DAEMON'S LAIR? We mods are all powerful, mauahahahahahh!



and you got a point about CW, so i banned CW for 1 year. i posted about a permanent ban in the mod forum

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Hahaha atif, thats my favorite part in Office Space (refering to your new sig.).

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BLS signature is still way too big

haha atif got all serious with me, it was scary

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I watching this one dude on Jeopardy kick ass. He has won like $1 million.
I'm just waiting for him to lose...

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i bet thats fake, some kind of trick to get more people watching jeopardy.
and it worked.

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Good boy, im pleased

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I know the million dollar queastion on Who Wants To Be A Millioniar. If I were on the show and I was in that chair I could be rich To bad my ass was just sitting at home though

The question was: What is the distance from the Sun to the Earth? A)90 million miles, B) 91 million miles C) 92 million miles, or D) 93 million miles.

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About one earth day.

I remember seeing dumbass who didnt know what color blue and yellow make...

i mean WTF

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Its D right?

Sourbread toast kicks ass!

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SOURBREAD TOAST??

Ill have to try that, sourdough is good

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D) is the right answer. 93million miles or 8 light minutes.

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Brian Hoffman of DEICIDE and Neal Moser have joined forces to introduce the newest guitar to the Moser Custom Shop guitar line — The Beast Master. Designed by Hoffman and Moser, The Beast Master is an update/improvement from The Beast, which Hoffman designed for BC Rich. To see Brian's new design, click here

Between 1974 and 1984, Neal Moser worked at BC Rich, where he designed The Bich, Scythe/Virgin, and The Wraith. He has over 40 years of experience building and designing guitars.

Moser makes nice guitars. I've seen his sight before, but the prices are crazy The one thing I really like about Moser guitars is that he is good friends with Gary Kahler and can get his bridges easily and new.

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Nice guitar, the Kahlers a great touch

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was slayer ever on the simpsons? i just saw some pics where they were drawn by the guy that does the simpsons, where they on an episode or is he just a fan and drew them for fun??

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Yeah, I just asked the crew here and I got a chorus of 'yes' . The lollapalooza one.

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DAMNIT! I was gonna post about that. I never got around to doing it though.
But it is one badass guitar. And his other designs fucking rule aswell.

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Hell yeah! I really like the Bastard Vi model, and I would get one if they didn't cost so damn much. They have a few very nice neck-thou Korean made models of the Bastard Vi, but I'm sure they will still want $1,000+ for it.

Funny thing is it cost less than $100 for them to have it made in korea. I wish I know how to get a hold of the korean factories that make this stuff, but I'm sure that guitar companies gaurd the connection from the general public so we have to pay the price they want

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NO

thiers alot of drawing like that, are you sure these were acually drawn my Matt Greoing or whateve the fuck his name is.

one of the guys from Exodus plays a nice looking Neil Moser V

http://www.darkmetal.at/rockhard/ex...es/exodus07.jpg

http://www.darkmetal.at/rockhard/ex...es/exodus19.jpg

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Fucking awesome V.
Neil Moser is my new favorite guitar maker.

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gary holt

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ha Jim Austin from Into Eternity just emailed me, I never thought he would actually remember from the reunion

good boy

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that beast master guitar looks pretty much the same as the traditional one, but with more curves, i dont think it would convince me to dispose of a traditional beast to get that, i dont mind the nicks on the V though, they are pretty cool

i dont like the head on the beastmaster, the rest is cool.

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hahaha BLS, exodus rules. thanks to metalthrashingmad for introducing them to me!


speaking of good bands.... cough*BURZUM*cough

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What happened? Not a single answer in 5 pages.

Opeth - Blackwater Park - The Leper Affinity.

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Yeh except for this one is Handmade of quality wood, has a Kahler trem, and dosent feel like a toy.

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For us freelance-physicists, Hawkings discovered the real desdination of matter consumed by black holes..sorry science fiction fans:


"DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) -- Famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking says black holes, the mysterious massive vortexes formed from collapsed stars, do not destroy everything they consume but instead eventually fire out matter and energy "in a mangled form."

Hawking's radical new thinking was presented in a paper to the 17th International Conference on General Relativity and Gravitation in Dublin.

It capped his three-decade struggle to explain an elemental paradox in scientific thinking: How can black holes destroy all traces of consumed matter and energy, as Hawking long believed, when subatomic theory says such elements must survive in some form?

Hawking's answer is that the black holes hold their contents for eons but themselves eventually deteriorate and die. As the black hole disintegrates, they send their transformed contents back out into the infinite universal horizons from whence they came.

Previously, Hawking, 62, had held out the possibility that disappearing matter travels through the black hole to a new parallel universe -- the very stuff of most visionary science fiction.

"There is no baby universe branching off, as I once thought. The information remains firmly in our universe," Hawking said in a speech to the conference.

"I'm sorry to disappoint science fiction fans, but if information is preserved, there is no possibility of using black holes to travel to other universes," he said.

"If you jump into a black hole, your mass energy will be returned to our universe, but in a mangled form, which contains the information about what you were like, but in an unrecognizable state."

At that point, the audience of about 800 people, including many of his peers, laughed.

He added, "It is great to solve a problem that has been troubling me for nearly 30 years, even though the answer is less exciting than the alternative I suggested."

In a humorous aside, Hawking settled a 29-year-old bet made with Caltech astrophysicist John Preskill, who insisted in 1975 that matter consumed by black holes couldn't be destroyed.

He presented Preskill a favored reference work "Total Baseball, The Ultimate Baseball Encyclopedia" after having it specially flown over from the United States.

"I had great difficulty in finding one over here, so I offered him an encyclopedia of cricket as an alternative," Hawking said, "but John wouldn't be persuaded of the superiority of cricket."

There is no baby universe branching off, as I once thought.
-- Stephen Hawking

Later, Preskill said he was very pleased to have won the bet, but added: "I'll be honest, I didn't understand the talk."

Like other scientists there, he said he looked forward to reading the detailed paper that Hawking is expected to publish next month.

Hawking pioneered the understanding of black holes -- the matter-consuming vortexes created when stars collapse -- in the mid-1970s.

He has previously insisted that the holes emit radiation but never cough up any trace of matter consumed, a view that conflicts with subatomic theory and its view that matter can never be completely destroyed.

Hawking, a mathematics professor at Cambridge University, shot to international fame with his best-selling book "A Brief History of Time," which sought to explain to a general audience the most complex aspects of how the universe works.

Despite being virtually paralyzed and wheelchair-bound with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis since his mid-20s, Hawking travels the world on speaking engagements.

He communicates by using a hand-held device to select words on his wheelchair's computer screen, then sending them to a speech synthesizer."

Dammit! I wish the findings where more exciting.

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Hawking is a dumbass, i could've made that shit up

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hahahah hawking is the man, hes getting up there! i didnt think he was 62

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and G_... good job! i love that line

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well it looked just like the simpsons drawings

should i get new pickups or a 2x12??....if you were to buy a guitar the pickups in it are normally passive right??
also what the hell is a trembucker

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This god damn thread is still going?

...Place is dead with out me being an idiot.

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Hey soul, figured I'd give you the rundown of boot camp.

2 Marine DIs, one Lance Corporal, and one Seargeant. May not seem like much, but PT was hell. I missed home, to be honest, but I had a really good time.

My voice hurts from calling cadences with our Lance Corporal. We won Honor Platoon, as well. Fucking awesome experience.

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uhhhhhhhhhhh shut up?

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hey dissection


can someone change my rank to "Hvis lyset tar oss"


please? pretty please?

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Hey.

No.

Don't beg.




*edit number two* God damn I am tired. I read that wrong. Sorry.

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dont count on it.

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If they would, I would've asked for that already... That or this one Agalloch song "...As Embers Dress The Sky"

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i think it was nomad who said in order to have that rank changed you need to ask a mod ....

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what does it mean? it kinda reminds me of a burzum title

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hahah because it is! name of the third album

i think its the best album title of all time...

"if the light takes us"

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I dont know if someone else posted this but o well.

SLAYER's KERRY KING Auctioning Off Guitar For Charity

SLAYER guitarist Kerry King is auctioning off an autographed BC Rich Kerry King Signature Model guitar via eBay. The guitar features include EMG Hz humbuckers, Kerry's tribal graphic, diamond inlays and a licensed Floyd Rose tremolo system. 100% of the proceeds raised through Guitars 4 Kids auction will go directly to the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital in Memphis, TN (www.stjude.org). The guitar can only be shipped in the United States. To bid, go to this location

emg hz pickups??? i tought he used active.licensed Floyd Rose?? I thought he used a kahler.


SUFFOCATION To Co-Host 'Headbanger's Ball'

Reunited New York death metallers SUFFOCATION will co-host this weekend's edition of "Headbangers Ball". "Headbangers Ball" airs Saturdays from 10-12 PM EST on MTV2.

SUFFOCATIONs new video, for the song "Surgery of Impalement", was filmed at Philadelphia's Eastern State Penitentiary and features the band performing in various locations in and around the prison's locale. "Surgery of Impalement" is featured on SUFFOCATION's recently released album "Souls to Deny". Eastern State Penitentiary is known previously for having held notorious gangster Al Capone and was featured in the 1995 motion picture "Twelve Monkeys".

Fresh off a high-profile performance at the inaugural Aggressive Music Festival, SUFFOCATION will headline the upcoming "Mayhem Convention" on Saturday, July 24 at the Palladium in Worcester, MA. The band will also appear among the headlining acts at Hellfest 2004 this Friday, July 23 in Elizabeth, New Jersey.

Cool and congrads on Honor Platoon. Marines make some of the best DI's too, so I know you got a beating. I still miss home after 4 years now, but it was real bad in the 1st year. I haven't had leave in 2 years. I might just take 2 months off and go back home soon, but I'm buying a house right now so I have to wait at least until Sept or Oct. Funny thing is I might get new orders within that time and have to wait some more or go back out to sea... suck!

And Steven Hawkins is a freaky dude. I had to know about a lot of his crazy relativity shit during school. You would almost swear he just makes things up but most of his ideals can be semi-proven. The math behind it all is genius.

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You are right about his guitars. The one for sale there is a mockup and not one he really uses. You can buy that same guitar just about anywhere.

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Whoever creates the next RTT is the biggest homosexual BUTTFUCKING faggot of the year. so nah nah nah poo poo

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I'll do it, but I'm not the BHBFFOY and I need your help finishing this one.

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i just read somewhere that marty friedman Talks About Touring With a with Japanese pop/rock singer Aikawa Nanase.

no way, you BHBFFOYM

the extra M is for MIFRR

metallica is fuckin rich:
http://www.forbes.com/finance/lists...n&partner=msnbc

(the other r was a typo)

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What is MIFR?

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Metallica Is Fuckin Rich
(the other r was a typo)

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Who's gonna take the 300th post?

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