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Old 2004-06-28, 05:36
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Nickelback! Haha!

Bet that's the last fucking topic you were expecting me to start eh bastards?

But!! I found this...

http://www.thewebshite.co.uk/nickelback.htm

You think mainstream music is boring and derivative? Well, listen carefully to the melodic structure here, and you'll find out why. It's uncanny.

Listen to it.


Oh, and send it to your friends who listen to poofball radio-friendly rock.
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Old 2004-06-28, 05:43
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yeh all their shit totally sounds the same.. i mean cmon even the chorus starts at the same time. It dosent matter though, its catchy and the radio plays it.
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Old 2004-06-28, 05:47
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That's fucking great.
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Old 2004-06-28, 06:47
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BAhahahaha. I've seen that before, but with 3 of their songs.
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Old 2004-06-28, 08:48
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haha, snikkelback!

thats how we dutchies call them.

translated in english that mean 'cock on my back'
 
Old 2004-06-28, 09:34
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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Old 2004-06-28, 12:36
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this is not the only band who does things like this I think!
but great .. hehe
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Old 2004-06-28, 13:09
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heh, i know the place where this originated from : www.petrucciforum.com
it's interesting how it spreads around and so quickly too.
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Old 2004-06-28, 15:08
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Heh, it's uncanny.

I also like the retards plug for his own band, cleverly disguised as listening to some "real music". The guy makes a good point, but the least he could do was not make himself look like a cock in the process.
 
Old 2004-06-28, 20:44
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Wow. I knew Nickelback sucked, but not this much..
Thats really sad.
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Old 2004-06-28, 21:51
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the worst part is the musically challenged folk actually buy this shit, thus making Nickelback millionares for selling garbage like this.
 
Old 2004-06-28, 22:56
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nickelback is beyond [pathetic, i weep for them
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Old 2004-06-28, 23:05
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Wow. I knew Nickelback sucked, but not this much..
Thats really sad.
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Old 2004-06-29, 00:30
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haha, snikkelback!

thats how we dutchies call them.

translated in english that mean 'cock on my back'


Bwahaha. Thats great.

Funny, FBS.
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Old 2004-06-29, 00:46
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Why did Mtv_Is_Gay quote me?
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Old 2004-06-29, 01:38
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Why did Mtv_Is_Gay quote me?

he was saying what you said, he didnt feel like typing
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Old 2004-06-29, 02:45
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he was saying what you said, he didnt feel like typing
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Old 2004-06-29, 03:04
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Wow!! I've noticed that their songs were similar but FUCK, that's incredible.
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Old 2004-06-30, 01:16
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they are from my town...
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Old 2004-06-30, 13:42
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they are from my town...


Bad move.
 
Old 2004-06-30, 16:57
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they are from my town...


So....what if I send you a sniper rifle?
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Old 2004-06-30, 18:55
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Hehe! Go dude, but I don't think you would ever get it through customs unless you told the what it was really for... include that lick and they'd understand, I'm sure.
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Old 2004-06-30, 20:12
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holy fuckin shit

there's definitely an uncanny resemblance there


nickelback
 
Old 2004-06-30, 23:07
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Well, a lot of pop musicians do that. When I was a kid I could not tell Britney Spears songs apart. Seriously. Looking back now I wish I had a gun at that time. Rehashing old hits is a trademark of a SELLOUT! HAR HAR I USED THE S WORD!
 
Old 2004-06-30, 23:46
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dude... OMFG... MatchBox20 kick ass.... They're arent close to being heavy but they are enjoyable whenever I feel sad from this whole shit Im going through with my ex. But some mainstream stuff is good like Phil Collins, the Police, ZZ top, Joe Satriani, 2pac, some techno artists, Michael Jackson, and Yanni.
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Old 2004-07-01, 00:39
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I can't believe you said Yanni. Tell me you are joking, because that is the gayest thing I have ever read on this forum... ever. You must be out of your mind because Yanni is so gay that some gay poeple woun't listen to him. Come on, she couldn't have been that good.

Go listen to some Slayer and then you will feel better.
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Old 2004-07-01, 00:57
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He also mentioned 2pac and Micheal Jackson. God hates him.
 
Old 2004-07-01, 04:07
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dude, Yanni is brilliant.. Well I dont know, its probably because alot of armenians listen to Yanni, as for Slayer, ummm they suck compared to new Artery Eruption and Cenotaph.
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