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2004-06-19, 17:54
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Where is the shock? I made it to over 400 post  Yay for my, and I would like to thank everyone that helped to make this dream come true. Mostly BLS and Atifman. |
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2004-06-19, 17:55
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Pirate Lawd
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How long does it take for semen in open air before it dies and doesn't make bitches pregnant anymore?
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2004-06-19, 17:57
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEETAL GOOOOOOOOOODSS
DUN.... DUN DA DOOO
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2004-06-19, 18:01
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEETAL GOOOOOOOOOODSS
DUN.... DUN DA DOOO
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2004-06-19, 18:03
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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and were BREAKING THA LAW BRAKING THE LAW NAN AN AN ANA AN BREAKING THE LAW BREKAING THE LAW
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2004-06-19, 18:05
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Maybe until its dry? I know that sperm can live inside a girl for up to 5 days.
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Yea but say it was on your hand and you cleaned it off and you touched stuff, what are the chances that microscopically it's still there and if a girl touched it right after you then rubbed her pussy, what are the chances she'd become pregnant?
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HAI GAIZ! U CAN BE IMPRESSED I DO DRUGS NOW?!
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2004-06-19, 18:05
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im goin to race city tonight to watch the quarter mile funny cars!!!
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2004-06-19, 18:05
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Pirate Lawd
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Yes sir, we did. Feels good too.
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2004-06-19, 18:07
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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Yea but say it was on your hand and you cleaned it off and you touched stuff, what are the chances that microscopically it's still there and if a girl touched it right after you then rubbed her pussy, what are the chances she'd become pregnant?
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not possible
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2004-06-19, 18:08
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Pirate Lawd
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Yea but say it was on your hand and you cleaned it off and you touched stuff, what are the chances that microscopically it's still there and if a girl touched it right after you then rubbed her pussy, what are the chances she'd become pregnant?
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I think slim but nature is tough to beat sometimes. It could be very possible.
Last edited by Soulinsane : 2004-06-19 at 18:12.
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2004-06-19, 18:09
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who needs sex ed in school when you've got metaltabs
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2004-06-19, 18:11
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Pirate Lawd
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This is the RTT that goes on and on forever.
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2004-06-19, 18:11
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who needs sex ed in school when you've got metaltabs
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They don't teach sex ed in school in America. They just tell us about STDs and pregnancy and why sex is BAD!
Aaaah SEX BAAD!
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2004-06-19, 18:12
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This is the RTT that goes on and on forever.
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that reminds me of a song...
anybody remember lamchops playalong or whatever? |
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2004-06-19, 18:13
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Pirate Lawd
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Sex can be very bad if STD's are involved.
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2004-06-19, 18:15
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Pirate Lawd
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This RTT will never die! It will live forever! Hahahaha
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2004-06-19, 18:17
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Post-whore
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This RTT will never die! It will live forever! Hahahaha
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man every time im on here so are you...you've out postwhored me  |
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2004-06-19, 18:17
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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They don't teach sex ed in school in America. They just tell us about STDs and pregnancy and why sex is BAD!
Aaaah SEX BAAD!
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I remember in like 5th grade i asked them about masturbation (lol yeh i know...) and they just said "we prefer you talk to your parent about these kinds of things" then some kid ask what abortion was and they said "we prefer you talk to your parent about these kinds of things" ..... so they cna tell us that sex is bad and all that bullshit but wont answer a simple question about playing the skin flute or kill babies...
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2004-06-19, 18:20
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I remember in like 5th grade i asked them about masturbation (lol yeh i know...) and they just said "we prefer you talk to your parent about these kinds of things" then some kid ask what abortion was and they said "we prefer you talk to your parent about these kinds of things" ..... so they cna tell us that sex is bad and all that bullshit but wont answer a simple question about playing the skin flute or kill babies...
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Your teacher sucked then cuz me and my friend asked about transvestite, transsexual, smegma, if you could fit a basketball into the vagina, and countless other questions. They were all answered |
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2004-06-19, 18:23
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My school was pretty open about sex too.
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2004-06-19, 18:26
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not this monday but next monday we have a 100 question sex ed test
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2004-06-19, 18:34
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Makes you wonder if homos and lisbians could pass such a test if it's about Normal sex.
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2004-06-19, 18:38
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Post-whore
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just ask BLS
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2004-06-19, 18:59
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holy fuck this is still open!
you two are suck post cum guzzling whores who am i to talk
my school openly talked about sex and how it was good NOT bad
shred ur not out of school yet whens summer for you
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2004-06-19, 19:01
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holy fuck this is still open!
you two are suck post cum guzzling whores who am i to talk
my school openly talked about sex and how it was good NOT bad
shred ur not out of school yet whens summer for you
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no the tuesday coming up but the tuesday aaafter that one. |
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2004-06-19, 19:09
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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not this monday but next monday we have a 100 question sex ed test
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AHAHAHA you guys fuckin have test on that shit??
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2004-06-19, 19:16
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HES BAAACK
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hoooolly shit this RTT is a strong one
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2004-06-19, 19:53
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of coarse it is its the anniversery one the title sucked so we have to make it special somehow
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2004-06-19, 19:55
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Pirate Lawd
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It's a monster RTT... it can not be killed.
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2004-06-19, 19:56
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isnt a sandnigger someone from the middle east, i thought atif was just black
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2004-06-19, 19:59
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I think so
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2004-06-19, 20:01
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so then the title is a lie
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2004-06-19, 20:02
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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sandniggers are irakie people. they dig holes and come out at night to hunt rats to feed their young.
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2004-06-19, 20:04
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2004-06-19, 20:30
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Cunthunter 2: Directors cut
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2004-06-19, 20:46
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Pirate Lawd
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Wow, once BLS and I got this RTT past 400 post it has become reborn again hard. It has new life!
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2004-06-19, 21:03
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Wasted Custom User title
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Whats a RTT? Sorry, I dont leave gear talk and guitar zone very often so I dont know.
In 5th grade we were gonna learn sex ed but the parents of other kids called in and stopped them from teaching us that.
The next year in health class we learned all that shit. It was pretty funny cuz our teacher was this old man.
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2004-06-19, 21:05
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2004-06-19, 21:24
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isnt a sandnigger someone from the middle east, i thought atif was just black
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Nah, Atif is an A-Rab.
Sandnigger is just someone from the middle east, doesn't have to be Iraq.
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2004-06-19, 21:57
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HES BAAACK
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atif-where ya from
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Chicago. Hehe
Why is this still open?
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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