I could have sworn I'd posted this already but couldn't find it. Oh well, it's still amusing and it circulated up in the Great White North a bit after I sent it to another one of my kids who loved it. He got drunk and sang karaoke at a bar yesterday. heehee I'd loved to have seen/heard that.
I was thinking either something Arlo Guthrie styled or metalish with a deep voice like the guy in Godsmack.

Anyways--
"Road Ragin' Kid"

He didn't have his license .
He only had his temps.
I was certainly scared to death
Looking forward to the events.

He took the corners a little close.
I was almost in his lap.
When I screamed, "You're too close !"
He said , "Ah man, shut your trap!"

(chorus)
He has road rage.
He's a bad motha (shut your mouth).
He's a road ragin' ,mad drivin',
Crazy man on four wheels.
He has road rage as he's drivin',
He'll tell you just how he feels.


He was late going to work one day,
But I still let him drive.
The demonic looks he gave
Made me think-
Will I survive?

We heard the blast of a big horn.
What he shouted was obscene.
The crossing arms came down.
Thank God he wouldn't go between.

He pounded on the steering wheel.
Called the guy ahead an ass.
"Nyah," he said, flipping off the train-
As it began to pass

I can't believe he got his license.
The instructor he deceived.
He must have slipped him something-
Cuz his licese was received.

But his happiness was short-lived.
And I saw his angry surgence-
As I told him that he couldn't drive
Cuz he's no longer on my insurance.

(chorus)
He has road rage.
He's a bad motha (shut your mouth).
He's a road ragin' ,mad drivin',
Crazy man on four wheels.
He has road rage as he's drivin',
He'll tell you just how he feels.

He has road rage.
He's a bad motha (shut your mouth).
He has road rage.
He's a bad motha (shut your mouth).

BJH

And if you're intested in others, I wrote about Bob here's a few more things. The last one is his doing, but I love it! It shows his lovely personality.

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthre...ht=drunken+yeti
http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthre...light=walpurgis
http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthre...light=walpurgis

and then there's this --
http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthre...light=walpurgis

about this (which I didn't write but it's funny as hell) --
http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthre...+walpurgis+show

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i'll take that. i'm not sure if i'm low enough though. (i'm only a tenor, maybe slightly lower) oh well. it'll be cool.

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Hmm, how about that. I'm a tenor, too.

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oh gosh you're low (for a woman that is...). that's cool. never met a female tenor before, they're usually altos or higher.

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I be an alto.

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That was great!

that was awesome, i think they should make L,B'XXX this sections admin...

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That's nice of you, but Def does just fine. He's more metalminded than I am. I don't know if I could manage modding 2 forums anyways. I like to talk too much. But I'm glad you guys liked this.

d_o--"How low can you goooo?"

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2 "G"s below middle "C" I guess that's not THAT low, but it's still too low to sing a bunch of other stuff. but I can do Three Day's Grace's Everything About You just fine. i just had to take it down a half-step and i think i took the chorus down an octave. whatever. glad you're back.

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Ah my. I must explain myself, sonny. That line was one that Sha-Na-Na's bassist used to say. I'll have to check someday and see exactly what kind of range I have. It's all over the place but I prefer the lower register.
And thanks. It's nice to be back.

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oh. sorry, i didn't know. never heard sha-na-na. never even heard OF them. whatever.

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