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Puns on names, titles, brands
Alright I just wanna read some puns on band names & cd titles & brands so post some funny shit.
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Welkin - Angel Inside => Welkin - Anal Insight
Arch enemy => arse enema  
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Dimmu Borgir- Dumby Burger or Booger, I have heard both actually.
Cradle of Filth- Cradle of Shit
Six Feet Under- Six Feet Blunder
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Slipknot - Dicksnot
mushroom head - mustgive head
metallica - metallicunt
I don't know a lot of those.
Ibanez - Ibeenhad
hughes and kettner - hughes and knetter (dutch)
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Lust of Decay - Lust of the Gay
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Stapping Young Lad - Strap on young fag
Cradle Of Filth - Cradle of Fashion
Blood Duster - Butt Luster
Windir - WINDIR (That gay computer shit)
I used to know a bunch more that were better
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^^ By far the best one.
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Linkin Park - Stinkin Fart
Impeity - (does it really need one?)
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Six Feet Under- Six feet gay
Metallica- Metalligay
Killswitch Engage- Killswitch engayge
Lamb of God- Lamb of Gay
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Children of Bodom - Children Of Bordom(how true!)
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How about these little puns:
Suffocation - Surf Vocation
Morbid Angel - Morbid Angle (about 23 degrees, I think)
Decapitated - Decaffeinated
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Hahahaha, I actually thought about that. But I like how Morbid can be put in front of many words to make it sounde funny. Like, "Dude, I just ripped some morbid ass"
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Amon Amarth - A Man Apart
Betrayer- Be gayer
Dragonlord - Dragonwhore
Hammerfall - Hammer ya'll (southern thing)
Witchery - Bitchery
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Cryptopsy: Craptopsy
Psycroptic: Psycraptic
Children of Bodom: Children of Boredom
TDEP: The Dildo Escape Plan (also, The Dillinger Retirement Plan)
Dawn: Yawn
Cannibal Corpse: Caramel Corpse
Frankenbok: Frankencock
Black Sabbath: Hack Gabba
Brujeria: Poojeria
im a funny cunt!
PS. Awesome idea for a thread 
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Although Psycho is s tool, he speaks the truth. Funny thread, though.
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...are generally not funny at all, take no time to think of, and are usually the first line of defence for a retarded argument about why another band sucks.
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I know, its all fun and games, until one douche decides to take it seriously.
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well maybe in future you could take a fucking chill pill.
if you dont have a sense of humour (which is pretty obvious from where i am standing), then dont post in a thread which is supposed to be about humour.
also, i wouldnt have to resort to stupid comments like "you are always the douche of the thread" if you werent always the douche of the thread, so i suggest you just relax, post your views under something in this site that you enjoy (evidently not here) and i will post mine under something that i do. |
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well maybe in future you could take a fucking chill pill.
if you dont have a sense of humour (which is pretty obvious from where i am standing), then dont post in a thread which is supposed to be about humour.
also, i wouldnt have to resort to stupid comments like "you are always the douche of the thread" if you werent always the douche of the thread, so i suggest you just relax, post your views under something in this site that you enjoy (evidently not here) and i will post mine under something that i do.
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yeah "Arsch" is a german word ! Arschgesicht ! 
by the way , it is spelt it "Schwein ehund" !
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I just heard a new one...
Ackercocke- Ack! a cock... So yeah, it's dumb but you asked for it.
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You could incorporate these puns into more imaginative situations - mini-stories if you will. The filthier the better. For example (puns in red):
The kids were playing idly in the sandpit but those Children of Boredom very rarely had a Surf Vocation thrust upon them.
But suddenly Sally cried out, "Ack! A cock!" as little Jimmy began to rub his helmet cheese into her soft brown hair. Jimmy was looking to get the Sexon with Sally's Morbid Ass but Sally was too busy hatching her Dildo Escape Plan.
OK, I'm out of ideas...
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But suddenly Sally cried out, "Ack! A cock!" as little Jimmy began to rub his helmet cheese into her soft brown hair. Jimmy was looking to get the Sexon with Sally's Morbid Ass but Sally was too busy hatching her Dildo Escape Plan.
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So you think your better than us is some sort of mental state. who cares if your magically the better one in the thread, just go suck a cock and live with it that you are a dicksucking cuntrag with an attitude.
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Why can't we all just get along? I mean it's not THAT hard. We all like metal and play guitars. Let's stop bitching each other out and just take a Moral Relativist approach in life. OK?
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Everyone quit whining and get your creative juices flowing - this is supposed to be a light-hearted thread for Chrissakes!
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"the great southern gaykill"
Sounds like an activity you would love to participate in....
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Linkin Park - Linkin Krap read it beackwards
Limp Bizkit - Pimp Dickshit, Blimp Fixits and about 648290487742450 others
Cephalic Carnage - Cephalic Yawnage
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2004-06-10, 14:20
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Location: Buffalo, NY
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gronibard - groinbeard
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nachos! hmmhmmhee
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2004-06-10, 14:36
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Senior Metalhead
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Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 155
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Old Man's Child - Old Man's crotch
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2004-06-11, 21:39
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Wasted Custom User title
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Minneapolis.
Posts: 5,002
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Six Feet Under- SUX feet under
LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLOlOzZ
Slipknot-Slipknot LOL! <-Best one
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2004-06-12, 05:51
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Belgium
Posts: 722
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gronibard - groinbeard
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2004-06-12, 11:03
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Denimwearinghillbilly
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bladel, Holland
Posts: 6,806
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dutch: Anal Cunt - Anal Rund
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2004-06-12, 12:41
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Senior Metalhead
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Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 155
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Nokturnal Mortum - Nokturnal Scrotum
Panzerchrist - Pisserchrist
Bad Religion - Dad's Religion
Necrophagist - Necrophallus
The Red chord - The red tampon
Scars of tomorrow - cars of tomorrow
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2004-06-12, 14:24
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In the midst of the unholy
Posts: 1,293
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Advent - Crapvent
Van Halen - Van Whailen
Pantera - Butera (A scummy grocery store)
W.A.S.P. - We are sex perverts(thats what it really is)
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2004-06-13, 04:28
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Post-whore
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1,718
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Linkin Park - Liquid Pork
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2004-06-13, 11:23
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Senior Metalhead
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 323
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Some real kneeslappers
Nickelback - Nipplefat
Dido - Dildo
2Pac - Too Crap
Dream Theater - Cream Eater
Dr Dre - Dr Gay
Creed - Dickweed
Movies:
Almost Famous - All This Gayness
Beetle Juice - Faetal Juice
Fatal Attraction - Faetal Attraction
Night Of The Living Dead - Night Of The Anal Shred
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2004-06-13, 20:42
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: pretty damn close to Cephalic Carnage.
Posts: 3,648
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Obituary - Oh Bitch you hairy! I'm too high for this
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2004-06-14, 13:44
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Senior Metalhead
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Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 155
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Lol metal=life you should get drunk more often, that's priceless...
Soilwork - Soilpants
Dissection - Diss action (I think I've hit the bottom of the barrel now).
Emperor - Amp error
Napalm Death - Napalm Breath
Uhh, I'm so bored, summer vacation can't start soon enough...
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