
2004-05-29, 14:13
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New Blood
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Best Metal Guitar Review
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2004-05-31, 14:25
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uuuh...thanks? 
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2004-05-31, 15:50
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ha thats a pretty crzy review, i dont believe i read it, its so long
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2004-05-31, 15:59
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What is the point of this thread?
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2004-05-31, 17:32
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HES BAAACK
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wow! you can find shit on harmony central!
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2004-06-01, 11:16
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in any case I'd like to own that guitar 
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2004-06-02, 00:17
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Waste of a post...
I don't want someone elses opinion in reguards to a guitar. I'd like to try it myself, not listen to some other asshole.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2004-06-02, 01:20
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Waste of a post? That was comedy fucking gold. Best review I have ever read. 
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2004-06-02, 10:44
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duuuuude
thats one of the funniest things ive seen in a while
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2004-06-03, 19:46
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"So ANYWAY, there I am, giving my neighbor a good look at what it means to be a true rocker, and just for fun I start practicing some killer Maiden licks when he tries to tell me to turn it down or he'd call the police. Do I look like I have time for his rules?? I'm fucking rocking out, man! I unzipped my pants and told him what he could do with his police"
heh, this guy sounds like a metalhead version of Jack Black in the movie School Of Rock.
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2004-06-03, 22:43
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bugfucker strikes back.
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He sounds like a fag.
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Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2004-06-04, 01:03
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That was an excellent review.
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2004-06-04, 06:22
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"I found that my precisely honed chops, when matched up with the SIGNATURE Jackson V, were enough to induce seizures into the family of raccoons that live in our dumpster."
I laughed so much, after reading this, I struggled to breathe.
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2004-06-04, 10:17
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Like i said, he sounds like a fag.
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Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2004-06-06, 06:34
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thanks for letting us know for a second time.
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2004-06-16, 00:50
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for some reason i don't trust a review from somebody who spells tremolo 'tremblo'.
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2004-06-16, 01:36
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Dude.... Don't trust it, or even take anything he says seriously, just read it.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous....
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2004-06-18, 01:42
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omg i was up at 3:00 reading this i could hardly keep from laughing out loud... that was one of the funnyest things iv seen in a long time. god but what a dork capitalizing all the SIGNATURE's in the guitar name... i doubt he even owns one....
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