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Old 2004-05-24, 02:47
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Metaltabs song

To the tune of Vagina Song by Monty Python add your own parts on

Atif is a brownie,
Nihilist is Darkos whore
L,B'XXX is a mother,
to the man we calll

WALLLLLLLLLYYY
WAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY

The call this place Metaltabs

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Old 2004-05-24, 03:20
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I like it because you mentioned me.
 
Old 2004-05-24, 05:07
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I like it because you mentioned me.

ha ha ha
 
Old 2004-05-24, 12:14
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Who you callin' a mother? heehee Hey, I think you wrote the chorus already even though atif' was the one who said it.

(Chorus)
'cause it's a dog eat dog world
in these forums here, son
you might get eaten alive,
or sodomized, so watch out


I love it...... Monty Python kicks ass.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2004-05-24, 12:39
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Who you callin' a mother? heehee Hey, I think you wrote the chorus already even though atif' was the one who said it.

(Chorus)
'cause it's a dog eat dog world
in these forums here, son
you might get eaten alive,
or sodomized, so watch out


I love it...... Monty Python kicks ass.

That fucking rules.
 
Old 2004-05-24, 17:31
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been there, done that.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-05-24, 19:19
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the niceness.
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Crying from the womb, I知 hating you
Burning from the pain, I chase after you,
Seething from the fake, I知 catching you,
Chasing after ghosts, I知 killing you.
 
Old 2004-05-24, 22:25
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::tears:: amazing
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Old 2004-05-25, 00:19
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Bull fucking shit nihils my whore, Darkos just my main fuck.
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Old 2004-05-25, 00:21
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Write more than 2 words dammit.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2004-05-26, 00:20
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i don't like it 'cause it doesn't rhyme
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Old 2004-05-26, 09:02
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Oh I wasnt adding, I was stating a fact.
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Old 2004-05-26, 11:40
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NEXT VERSE !

Undying Hatred corrected us with--
"Bull fucking shit nihils my whore,
Darkos just my main fuck."
Who's gonna write some more?

There you go atif' . A little rhyme just for you.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2004-05-26, 14:08
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^lmao, keep it up
 
Old 2004-05-26, 20:26
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L'B' - writing ferocity
Powers, rhyming philosophy
mess with us, you'll get stuck
more truthfully, fucked.

there, added my two cents.
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Crying from the womb, I知 hating you
Burning from the pain, I chase after you,
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Old 2004-05-26, 20:39
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Bridge (all)

SHUT THE FUCK UP WEIJIA (4x)
--------------------------------------


for old times sake
 
Old 2004-05-27, 00:09
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Bridge (all)

SHUT THE FUCK UP WEIJIA (4x)
--------------------------------------


for old times sake



HAHAHAHA!!!! Someone should go to UG and tell him to come do a verse. I bet his ears are burning.

I could hear that in a metal chant ! Poor Weijia.....


Walpurgis will be scaring us all soon
Deciding if he's going to the moon
Playing again with furious grace
Rewired his guitar into a nuclear bass...."that's pronounced Nu clee er."

Def, are you gonna do a verse or just sit there and look pretty? I think The Doctor likes your manly legs.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2004-05-27, 00:32
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This is looking better each time i read the new posts. But we HAVE to have slayme, and PST88 in it.
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Old 2004-05-27, 01:06
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NICE!!! this really is good. i think it deserves..............the niceness.
ahhhhhh.....
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Crying from the womb, I知 hating you
Burning from the pain, I chase after you,
Seething from the fake, I知 catching you,
Chasing after ghosts, I知 killing you.
 
Old 2004-05-27, 07:08
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So Atif loves the cock
and Bobbi loves to rock
BLS is a big juicy cunt
and FearFrost smokes his blunt
DELETE is just a CAPSLOCK joke
and Dissection sucks goat chode!

o l l l is the world watching all these nasty things?

o l l l this is the shit that makes refugees binge

o l疝疝疝疝疝疝疝疝疝!

(I think)

the reaaaaal thing
 
Old 2004-05-27, 12:44
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WARNING - BLATANT RIP OFF

How Bout Some Coffee Or A Soda Or Some Beer
Nihilist Drank A Cup Of Coffee And Things Didn't Seem Too Clear
How Bout Some Coffee Or A Sodan Or Some Beer
Asleep From The Drugged Potion
Darko Fucked Him In The Rear
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Old 2004-05-27, 13:13
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WARNING - BLATANT RIP OFF

How Bout Some Coffee Or A Soda Or Some Beer
Nihilist Drank A Cup Of Coffee And Things Didn't Seem Too Clear
How Bout Some Coffee Or A Sodan Or Some Beer
Asleep From The Drugged Potion
Darko Fucked Him In The Rear

fuck rap!

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Old 2004-05-27, 16:24
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Gagging his way through and through
For now Atif is choking on a large cockatoo
Playing his guitar like a 12 year old boy
...Weird for the sake of weird...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-05-27, 16:29
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Nothing about me?! Fucking suprising...

thats funny, though.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2004-05-27, 16:30
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Hallelujah Fuckers!


I got nothin to add to the song, my name being in there makes it as perfect as it needs to be. So long
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2004-05-27, 16:30
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Dissection is a nut
With a rubber butt
He likes little boys
And play with their toys
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-05-27, 16:31
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and Dissection sucks goat chode!


You fucker!
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2004-05-27, 16:32
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'At's my boy!!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2004-05-27, 17:05
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that's sweet dude.
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Crying from the womb, I知 hating you
Burning from the pain, I chase after you,
Seething from the fake, I知 catching you,
Chasing after ghosts, I知 killing you.
 
Old 2004-05-28, 03:09
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Old 2004-05-28, 12:16
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I know you're creative, BLS, so write a creative addition. Even about how much you think it sucks would fit !
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2004-05-28, 12:49
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So Atif loves the cock
and Bobbi loves to rock
BLS is a big juicy cunt
and FearFrost smokes his blunt
DELETE is just a CAPSLOCK joke
and Dissection sucks goat chode


Well at least my name is in this one, but i gave up dope 2 1/2 years ago lol.
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Old 2004-05-28, 17:00
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Who you callin' a mother? heehee Hey, I think you wrote the chorus already even though atif' was the one who said it.

(Chorus)
'cause it's a dog eat dog world
in these forums here, son
you might get eaten alive,
or sodomized, so watch out


I love it...... Monty Python kicks ass.

Haha. You almost have 666 posts. I'm kind of fucked right now... Sorry if that was really retarded.
 
Old 2004-05-28, 23:57
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666 and I've been told I'm a beast before......


You think you're in bad shape, Dame ?? I'm listening to myself singing !! POOR ME!!

Somebody shut that bitchhh up, would ya?????

Talking to myself again.........
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2004-05-29, 03:43
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Well since you asked... this ones about my one and only true love... yes that means you atif!

Skin brown like chocolate
your complection I lust for
ill never leave your side
i hope your asshole isn稚 sore
theres nights when i think..
think about your unconventional love
nights when I wonder
wonder if your an intentional whore


now you make one atif!!!
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Old 2004-05-31, 00:01
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dying_oath was feeling down
Cuz no words about him were to be found
But I read of his beltsandered tortures
And I think he's one inventively twisted m.f-er.
His precision to cut someone wide open
For the vultures to smile on leads me to devotion
For the thoughtful process he does ensue
Creepy stuff covered with goo
But he writes other versification
That requires an emotive combination
So this one's just for you my friend
And I didn't write it in Italian !!!
heehee
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2004-05-31, 21:50
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Hell Yeah. thanks, that's me.
oh, did i tell you, the last person i tortured, i used my bed as an operating table, so when i took out her kidneys to filter my ice tea, she bled all over my sheets. that sucks, 'cause i got to sleep in them (i'm too lazy to wash them), so i'm not letting anyone in my room for a while now.
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Crying from the womb, I知 hating you
Burning from the pain, I chase after you,
Seething from the fake, I知 catching you,
Chasing after ghosts, I知 killing you.
 
Old 2004-06-01, 00:13
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Next time get red sheets.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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