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Metaltabs song
To the tune of Vagina Song by Monty Python add your own parts on
Atif is a brownie,
Nihilist is Darkos whore
L,B'XXX is a mother,
to the man we calll
WALLLLLLLLLYYY
WAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY
The call this place Metaltabs
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I like it because you mentioned me.
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I like it because you mentioned me.
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Who you callin' a mother? heehee Hey, I think you wrote the chorus already even though atif' was the one who said it.
(Chorus)
'cause it's a dog eat dog world
in these forums here, son
you might get eaten alive,
or sodomized, so watch out
I love it......  Monty Python kicks ass.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2004-05-24, 12:39
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Who you callin' a mother? heehee Hey, I think you wrote the chorus already even though atif' was the one who said it.
(Chorus)
'cause it's a dog eat dog world
in these forums here, son
you might get eaten alive,
or sodomized, so watch out
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I am a tax on the world..
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 been there, done that. 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-05-24, 19:19
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the niceness.
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Crying from the womb, I’m hating you
Burning from the pain, I chase after you,
Seething from the fake, I’m catching you,
Chasing after ghosts, I’m killing you.
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Lo, they do call to me...
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::tears:: amazing
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Bull fucking shit nihils my whore, Darkos just my main fuck.
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2004-05-25, 00:21
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Write more than 2 words dammit.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2004-05-26, 00:20
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i don't like it 'cause it doesn't rhyme
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2004-05-26, 09:02
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Oh I wasnt adding, I was stating a fact.
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2004-05-26, 11:40
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NEXT VERSE !
Undying Hatred corrected us with--
"Bull fucking shit nihils my whore,
Darkos just my main fuck."
Who's gonna write some more?
There you go atif' . A little rhyme just for you. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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L'B' - writing ferocity
Powers, rhyming philosophy
mess with us, you'll get stuck
more truthfully, fucked.
there, added my two cents.
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Burning from the pain, I chase after you,
Seething from the fake, I’m catching you,
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Bridge (all)
SHUT THE FUCK UP WEIJIA (4x)
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Bridge (all)
SHUT THE FUCK UP WEIJIA (4x)
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HAHAHAHA!!!! Someone should go to UG and tell him to come do a verse. I bet his ears are burning.
I could hear that in a metal chant ! Poor Weijia.....
Walpurgis will be scaring us all soon
Deciding if he's going to the moon
Playing again with furious grace
Rewired his guitar into a nuclear bass...."that's pronounced Nu clee er."
Def, are you gonna do a verse or just sit there and look pretty? I think The Doctor likes your manly legs.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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This is looking better each time i read the new posts. But we HAVE to have slayme, and PST88 in it.
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2004-05-27, 01:06
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NICE!!! this really is good. i think it deserves..............the niceness.
ahhhhhh.....
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Crying from the womb, I’m hating you
Burning from the pain, I chase after you,
Seething from the fake, I’m catching you,
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So Atif loves the cock
and Bobbi loves to rock
BLS is a big juicy cunt
and FearFrost smokes his blunt
DELETE is just a CAPSLOCK joke
and Dissection sucks goat chode!
o lá lá lá is the world watching all these nasty things?
o lá lá lá this is the shit that makes refugees binge
o lálálálálálálálálálá!
(I think)
the reaaaaal thing
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2004-05-27, 12:44
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WARNING - BLATANT RIP OFF
How Bout Some Coffee Or A Soda Or Some Beer
Nihilist Drank A Cup Of Coffee And Things Didn't Seem Too Clear
How Bout Some Coffee Or A Sodan Or Some Beer
Asleep From The Drugged Potion
Darko Fucked Him In The Rear
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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round the world
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WARNING - BLATANT RIP OFF
How Bout Some Coffee Or A Soda Or Some Beer
Nihilist Drank A Cup Of Coffee And Things Didn't Seem Too Clear
How Bout Some Coffee Or A Sodan Or Some Beer
Asleep From The Drugged Potion
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I am a tax on the world..
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Gagging his way through and through
For now Atif is choking on a large cockatoo
Playing his guitar like a 12 year old boy
...Weird for the sake of weird...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Nothing about me?! Fucking suprising...
thats funny, though.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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Hallelujah Fuckers!
I got nothin to add to the song, my name being in there makes it as perfect as it needs to be. So long
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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Dissection is a nut
With a rubber butt
He likes little boys
And play with their toys
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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bugfucker strikes back.
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You fucker! 
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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that's sweet dude.
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Crying from the womb, I’m hating you
Burning from the pain, I chase after you,
Seething from the fake, I’m catching you,
Chasing after ghosts, I’m killing you.
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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it sucks
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I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates"
"Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
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I know you're creative, BLS, so write a creative addition. Even about how much you think it sucks would fit !
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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So Atif loves the cock
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BLS is a big juicy cunt
and FearFrost smokes his blunt
DELETE is just a CAPSLOCK joke
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Well at least my name is in this one, but i gave up dope 2 1/2 years ago lol.
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Who you callin' a mother? heehee Hey, I think you wrote the chorus already even though atif' was the one who said it.
(Chorus)
'cause it's a dog eat dog world
in these forums here, son
you might get eaten alive,
or sodomized, so watch out
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666 and I've been told I'm a beast before......
You think you're in bad shape, Dame ?? I'm listening to myself singing !! POOR ME!!
Somebody shut that bitchhh up, would ya?????
Talking to myself again.........
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Well since you asked... this ones about my one and only true love... yes that means you atif! 
Skin brown like chocolate
your complection I lust for
ill never leave your side
i hope your asshole isn’t sore
theres nights when i think..
think about your unconventional love
nights when I wonder
wonder if your an intentional whore
now you make one atif!!!
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I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates"
"Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
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R.I.P.
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dying_oath was feeling down
Cuz no words about him were to be found
But I read of his beltsandered tortures
And I think he's one inventively twisted m.f-er.
His precision to cut someone wide open
For the vultures to smile on leads me to devotion
For the thoughtful process he does ensue
Creepy stuff covered with goo
But he writes other versification
That requires an emotive combination
So this one's just for you my friend
And I didn't write it in Italian !!!
heehee
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Hell Yeah. thanks, that's me.
oh, did i tell you, the last person i tortured, i used my bed as an operating table, so when i took out her kidneys to filter my ice tea, she bled all over my sheets. that sucks, 'cause i got to sleep in them (i'm too lazy to wash them), so i'm not letting anyone in my room for a while now.
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Crying from the womb, I’m hating you
Burning from the pain, I chase after you,
Seething from the fake, I’m catching you,
Chasing after ghosts, I’m killing you.
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Next time get red sheets.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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