hey all you breathers out there. Dude. Avocados. They kick ass. As the more astute of you may have noticed, the background on this site, is tottally the same color as the outside of a friggin avocado. go think about the significance of that. I am confucious! Do not deny my pants!
back? ok
I just realized something else. ....It's free verse poem time! ready , go! ( by me)
"Angela, Let me be your Hutch. For you are my Starsky.
Grim, Always be my Ben and I shall be your Jerry.
Hannah, Please remain all rainbows, I'll be your LSD.
Ashley, be Strawberry Bubbleyum, I'll be the pocket it's melted to in the dryer.
Brett, be my guitar solo, and I'll back you up with bass and groupies.
And to all you other people who I'm too lazy to write about; Let me be your spare change, that you just can't seem to get rid of."
sorry guys that was really dumb. but oh it was dumb like a moose. dumb like a moose.
Latin!
Furnulum pani nolo = I don't want a toaster.
Lagunculae ley dianae non accedunt = batteries not included
Volo aniticulam cumminosam meam! = I want my rubber ducky.
here is a haiku:
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Them sociopaths ( by me)
always manipulating
Their lobes are screwy
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some delightful haiku from a haiku master named Issa
The frog
is having a staring competition
with me
wasn't that great?
now you see that real haiku isn't based on syllables, but on balancing meaning with economy.
Cookies ( by me)
Chocolate Chips yum
Aroma of baking dough
Floats through the house.
Oh Poetry (by me)
dammit Poetry!
rhyming is so difficult
espescially when you rhyme with words like difficult!
The words flow much nicer
when threatened with a cube, slice, and dicer
even if I have bad grammer
it won't put me in the slammer
cuz if I'm just poet of beat
I can do it in the street!
and no one will care
if I don't brush my hair
and spit on everyone I meet!
the end.
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that sucked. I mean that was the suckiest suckie poem I have ever written. time for haiku.
Candy>(by me)
Chupa Chups are sweet
Jesus on a stick saves
Tootsie pops are best.
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that was a good one. damn I'm shallow. I will pretend to be deep now, check it out.
Wallow (by me)
I wallow in dark
Sadness sustains my sad life
with mutilation
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time for another deep poem
Deep ( by me)
Bubbles to surface
Swim to the shallow end quick!
running out of air.
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I'm done...its lunch time!
brutal brutality
