Haiku!
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Urban hookilau fun

tiki torches in the sun

Lets all eat pineapples!
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A List!
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1. I absolutely hate brussel srpouts

2. I love avocados

3. I like rainbow striped stuff and I'm not gay or bi

4. I do not have a name tag.

5. I've been called both cute and scary in the same day.

6. I can eat alot.

7. I love whoppers AND big macs.

8. I'm not very picky about what I eat.

9. I'm very picky about who I date.

10. I love the beach

11. I love Vernazza, Italy.

12. I like vegetables.

13. I like chinese foods.

14. I like Bruce Lee movies

15. I like sushi

16. I could live on rice, fortune cookies, wontons, and soysauce.

17. I can cook good food, whether or not I have the recipe.

18. I look good in anything (j/k)

19. I get along better with dudes than chicks

20. I am a virgin

21. I am a pervert.

22. I am a pimp.

23. I think doors hurt.

24. I think The Doors made good music.

25. I like reggae.

26. I like ska.

27. I like old rock.

28 I like to climb rocks.

29 I like to throw rocks

30 I'm too nice to be a politician or a lawyer.

31 I like to write lowku and haiku

32 I disgust some girls with how much I love to eat

33 I wish I looked more asian.

34 I make a reallly yummy blueberry pie.

35. I was a vegetarian for a year.

36. I love steak

37 I love shrimp

38. I'm not particularly fond of the smell of a large crowd of germans.

39. I've got some serious mental issues that were never taken care of.

40. I like pineapples.

41. I have never (that I know of) been within 10 feet of the following: wombat, platypus, bushbaby, angry elephant, cacao tree, rubber tree, pirahna (sp?), baboon, rice paddy, muslim temple, a person in a voodoo trance, a sumo wrestler and much much more.

42. I have been within 10 feet the following weird things: a gorilla throwing his vomit at people, an 8 year old czech girl that threw a perfect spiral on her 3rd try, a boy playing a bagpipe, a dude in a kilt, the tower of Pisa, the highest point in germany, a bunch of singing drunks swaying their beirsteins in the air, A goose from hell, a rabid squirrel, a lady modeling wedding gowns for a magazine, a korean soccer team on a ferris wheel, a nun on a moped, a monk with the coolest sneakers I've ever seen, and much much more.

43. I want to learn icelandic.

44. I want to try kalimari.

45. I think chinatown (sanfran) smells funny.

46. I am a Christian

47. My mum won't let me follow the eightfold path of buddhism

48. I like to talk to people I don't know

49 I've talked to a guy for 7 hours

50. I've been kicked out of the service project for drinking (which is all my fault and I regret)

51. I've had dreadlocks.

52. I have a best friend that likes to eat snails. (ahem, angela)

53. I can do the following in sign language: popcorn, sex, candy, apple, I want

54. I have to go to class.
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ok. This was pointless.

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okay...so basically you're saying you're a crazy messed up little girl? okay, that's cool.

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Nice to know.

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ha. i know right, not that we wouldn't have found out sooner or later.

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what?

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What's a "hookilau" ? And I always thought Haiku's were 5 lines.

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yeah, me too, explain please or this gets busted.

i belive the answers lie in her public profile...

why did u even join this metal forum pineapplelystuff??? for fucks sake come on! SKA??? REGGAE??? did u get raped as a child?????????

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Justification time!!wooo!

ahem.

I am a crazy little girl.
My father raised me on metal (black sabbath, Led zepplin, great gods of metal) and I do have a soft spot for it. Must you be obsessed with metal to join a metal forum?
I refuse to limit myself to liking only one type of music.
Metal sprang from early rock which began with the rudeboys who started reggae, its all connected.
Dying-oath told me to check it out.
I did.
I thought i might try talking to you people, you seem borderline civilized.

I like message boards. I'm on 3 of them.

so there.

I had a luau for my birthday. A hookilau is when the participants of a luau go fishing then have a cookout.

A haiku has 3 lines. 17 syllables. typically a haiku is 5-7-5 (5 syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and 5 again in the third.)
a short haiku is 3-5-3. However, it doesn't always have to be exact. go read the master of Haiku, his name is Basho.

rob you've known I am crazy for a long long time.

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crazy girls... hmmmm

anyways, hails to your dad for raising you well.

I don't understand the whole haiku thing, your post looks like a shitload of random sentences to me.

eh, someone asked about haiku so I answered.

yeah my dad is pretty cool.

Crazy is a good thing.

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I agree 100% with that. And thanks for the clarification of a hookilau. I've done that alot without the Hawaiian theme though.
'nother one of my many talents. I LOOOVE to fish! I bait my own hook, catch 'em, fillet 'em, cook 'em, and eat 'em!

"I thought i might try talking to you people, you seem borderline civilized. "

Who the heck told you that crazy nonsense???? (looks at d'_o') heehee
Nah, they're okay. Just rambuctious at times.

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Favourite bands:
Sublime, Operation Ivy, 311, Maroon 5, Radiohead, Rage against the machine.
That explains it.

Well, another chick to harass in our forum, welcome aboard!

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dear god look at those bands

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I like ice cream!
Not really,
But I eat ice cream put in front of me.

Is that a good haiku?

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Soul, you're awesome dude.
L'B' <sheepish look> so? i thought she might like it. and i knew she liked metal. she's actually the first one to introduce me to metal, fortunately, i went the opposite direction of her. i love metal!!!! it's awesome. right now, i'm listening to a little death metal.....Devil Driver, great band.

okay, here's the deal. y'all, she's pretty cool. i've known her for twoish years now, so...
i'll vouch for her, and if you don't approve, take it out on me.

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Don't forget to listen to Danzig if your aquiring a taste for metal music. I think that you would really like Danzig because of the ideal I get of you from reading your post. It's kind of like a dark Jim Morison of the Doors and not completely in your face Darf Vader with throat cancer speed death black thrash metal. It's good stuff.

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Oh, and pineapplishstuff, your cool with me

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yeah, radiohead's okay

welcome aboard

a haiku is 5-7-5 but the rules can be stretched, especially in the last two lines

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thanks people. You are making me feel all welcome and happy. woo! ahem. I know this might freak you out though.

"Join HA! aka hugaholics anonymous! wooo! go hug someone and remember, there is no I in herpes!"

thats a direct quote from my friend andrew. silly boy.

and soul, major props to your haiku.

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Thanks! I have been working on in for years, but you can have it now.

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