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Old 2004-05-11, 16:47
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RTT #45 DEF NEEDS A PROCTOLOGIST

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Old 2004-05-11, 16:52
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Old 2004-05-11, 17:13
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what the hell is a proctologsist?
 
Old 2004-05-11, 17:27
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proctologists.. with their rubber gloves, vasoline, and three fingers sticking up.. very scary.
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Old 2004-05-11, 17:29
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what the hell is a proctologsist?


A "Female Doctor", or "Cunt Inspector"...
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Old 2004-05-11, 17:32
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Old 2004-05-11, 17:41
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Old 2004-05-11, 18:24
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sweet, I wanna be a proctolgooisht!

 
Old 2004-05-11, 18:24
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Old 2004-05-11, 18:24
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Old 2004-05-11, 18:27
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Old 2004-05-11, 18:50
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yeah and a quick reply one! its faster!
 
Old 2004-05-11, 18:51
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Uh, gynecologist is the one who inspects female genitilia. Proctologists are ass spelunkers, quite a big difference there fellas.
 
Old 2004-05-11, 18:58
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you seem to know about it in detail, you had your ass inspected?
 
Old 2004-05-11, 19:03
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Unfortunately, and when you're my age, you will have too. It's the single worst experience you will ever go through but in order to make sure that you don't develop colon cancer or something else, you'll need to do it. I suggest soon, since you appear to have a very large stick stuck up your ass. Cheers mate.
 
Old 2004-05-11, 19:07
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^^^ This guy should be the "New Nu-Weijia"... What A Cunt
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Old 2004-05-11, 19:15
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Kids today, I swear. You oughta get checked out too Fear, looks like you got the same problem as def.
 
Old 2004-05-11, 19:22
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Who said you could talk, now shut up and eat a dick... And whats this "kids" bull shit, your some little 15 year old goth living in mommy, and daddy's basement with korn, and slipknot posters on your wall... Fuck off.
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Old 2004-05-11, 19:22
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Old 2004-05-11, 19:31
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Who said you could talk, now shut up and eat a dick... And whats this "kids" bull shit, your some little 15 year old goth living in mommy, and daddy's basement with korn, and slipknot posters on your wall... Fuck off.

haha.

when I'm his age he says, I could prolly be his dad
 
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This guy have a funny name if you take the letters "b" and "i" out of it
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Old 2004-05-11, 19:36
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No, not a kid living in mommys basement, sorry. 30, so yeah I'm not that old, but I mean I assumed you were a kid for not knowing what a proctologist is, although I suppose that could be a language barrier thing. Anyway, regardless, it was the personal attacks that led me to believe that you were kids. If you're over 20 then I feel sorry for you. Cheers.
 
Old 2004-05-11, 19:36
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riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
 
Old 2004-05-11, 19:53
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People sure do talk big on the internet.
 
Old 2004-05-11, 20:01
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Old 2004-05-11, 20:19
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People sure do talk big on the internet.

says the guy who posts slaughtered animals and claim's he's acting like a 30 year old adult
 
Old 2004-05-11, 20:42
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shit, i'm screwed when it comes to socializing

i thought this xy anus guy was a bit funny...y'know, at metal tabs so many people seem to have an stick up their ass

and before anybody thinks of witty remarks, its not that i'm enjoying that idea
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Old 2004-05-11, 20:44
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Old 2004-05-11, 20:55
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People sure do talk big on the internet.


You sound sexy... wanna come over to Atif's place with me tonigh?
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Old 2004-05-11, 22:07
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Only if we get to ram pool sticks up each others asses in an attempt to fit in better! Sounds fun, I'll bring the KY.
 
Old 2004-05-11, 22:34
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A "Female Doctor", or "Cunt Inspector"...


You fucking dolt, thats a gynocologist.
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Old 2004-05-11, 22:36
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I covered that little mistake earlier!
 
Old 2004-05-11, 22:36
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wow, right on time

 
Old 2004-05-11, 22:38
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Only if we get to ram pool sticks up each others asses in an attempt to fit in better! Sounds fun, I'll bring the KY.



Fag.

And i just got on, looked at the first page and commented.

And you need to stop being a douche, Anubis. You will ruin this thread.
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Old 2004-05-11, 22:48
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Hey it was BLS's idea! You should come too, you can show us how to get the stick up there at just the right angle!
 
Old 2004-05-11, 22:50
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Thats sick, I hope you know that.

I know you are kidding, but there is funny, and too far. Guess which extreme you are at?
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Old 2004-05-11, 22:52
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I like extremes.
 
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And you need to stop being a douche, Anubis. You will ruin this thread.


Pot calling the kettle black.

Did they milk your prostate Anusxy?
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Old 2004-05-11, 22:53
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the hardcore-porno-kind? :P
 
Old 2004-05-11, 22:54
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Pot calling the kettle black.

Did they milk your prostate Anusxy?

Ass milk! Hey now, that's personal.
 
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Exactly.
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Old 2004-05-11, 23:02
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Old 2004-05-11, 23:06
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Wow. I really don't feel the need to participate in this thread after reading what just went on.
 
Old 2004-05-11, 23:07
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worst RTT yet.

change topic:

hardcore dancing. yay or nay?
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Old 2004-05-11, 23:10
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No, there have been worse RTT's.
 
Old 2004-05-11, 23:10
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nay
 
Old 2004-05-11, 23:18
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No, there have been worse RTT's.

yeah, about 50% was worse.

but its allready 45, so hell. theres bound to be a lot of bullshit around.
 
Old 2004-05-11, 23:19
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That's what it's here for!
 
Old 2004-05-11, 23:24
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Old 2004-05-11, 23:30
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That's what it's here for!

true, but we can devide bullshit into several categories.
 
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Old 2004-05-11, 23:43
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What about Fucked up Shit?
 
Old 2004-05-11, 23:53
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Are we writing the next Dr.Seuss book? You know that book he wrote about the fish? That's what it's starting to sound like...
 
Old 2004-05-11, 23:55
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Darko? Nihilist? Are you fags? Or just so comfortable with your sexuality that you are able to joke about it?
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:00
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I'm not a faggot, I'm not sure about him though.
 
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Darko, do you have something to tell us?
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:03
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nihilist is still in denial

Darko is bi, that way he gets hot chicks in his bed.
 
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Really? I thought the bisexual strategy was mainly utilized by ugly teenage girls that listen to Slipknot... Darko! Do you have something ELSE to tell us?
 
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Old 2004-05-12, 00:11
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no no, you find a homo, that allways get the hot chicks (only to talk to because homo's are 'nice' to chicks)

then you invite him for a gang bang at your place, but on one condition, he has to bring the hot chick.

then, when you're all there tell him to go to the bathroom and shower before fucking (tell him you love a wet boy) and when he's in there lock his ass up in the bathroom, empty a couple of deodorant cans under the door, seal the door with tape and let the bastard suffocate.

then go back to the hot chick and nail the living daylights out of her

thats darko's tactic!
 
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How'd you get out of the bathroom, Def?
 
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Ah ha!...Wow, you're one sick motherfucker... I hate to get all feminist sounding but I really hate it when guys make girls like possessions, sex toys, really. It irks me. Please tell me you were kidding... I don't mind the part where you kill the faggot, though.
 
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Ah ha!...Wow, you're one sick motherfucker... I hate to get all feminist sounding but I really hate it when guys make girls like possessions, sex toys, really. It irks me. Please tell me you were kidding... I don't mind the part where you kill the faggot, though.

lol, ofcourse I was kidding

Anus, I have a girlfriend, I'm sorry to dissapoint you, but hey, theres still dissection and darko to please you
 
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Nah, I'm not straight, gay, or bi...I'm just well fed.

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no no, you find a homo, that allways get the hot chicks (only to talk to because homo's are 'nice' to chicks)

then you invite him for a gang bang at your place, but on one condition, he has to bring the hot chick.

then, when you're all there tell him to go to the bathroom and shower before fucking (tell him you love a wet boy) and when he's in there lock his ass up in the bathroom, empty a couple of deodorant cans under the door, seal the door with tape and let the bastard suffocate.

then go back to the hot chick and nail the living daylights out of her

thats darko's tactic!


FUCK DEF! Your not suppose to tell them my tactic, someone might pull it on me now! Shit.
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Hahahahahaha, that is like the only funny thing you have said, that doesn't mean I am your friend.
 
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Okay, well, I have a boyfriend. So I'm well off. But, hey, thanks for your thoughtfullness and generosity...
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:19
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Old 2004-05-12, 00:21
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why the fuck are you here then lonely boy? (sees dissection wink in the corner)
 
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Who said anything about that??? Real people own.
 
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Really? I thought the bisexual strategy was mainly utilized by ugly teenage girls that listen to Slipknot... Darko! Do you have something ELSE to tell us?


As stereotypical as that sounds, its true. Alot of Bi Slipknot chicks at my school.
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Eh, see, stereotyping isn't that bad. And, it's the truth! Are you still in HS Darko?
 
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hahahaha, thats some sad shit darko, most of them wear those boxer shorts and like to show the world they wear those.

they look like those hicks from the little house on the prairy (sp?)
 
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What I ment is I still don't like you.

come on man, kiss and make out! eh.. make up
 
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Old 2004-05-12, 00:27
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Hicks...are...weird... They sent me off to Boot Camp this one time and it was 1/2 mile away from Ruby Ridge in Idaho. Scary shit, I'm telling ya.
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:29
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Hello. I'm bored.
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:29
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just out of pure curiosity, did one of you guys EVER in your life see a hot nu-metal chick?

just wondering. because I sure as hell haven't seen any of those in my days.

I mean, if you go to those trance parties and shit theres hot chicks everywhere, sometimes humping into you, and there you walk, sporting wood between tightly dressed trance chicks, didn't feel uncomfortable though.

hot metal chicks are a rare find too. but the ones that are hot are allways really hot and not somewhere in between.
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:30
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Hicks...are...weird... They sent me off to Boot Camp this one time and it was 1/2 mile away from Ruby Ridge in Idaho. Scary shit, I'm telling ya.

Idaho.

I don't know shit about the USA, but that just sounds like a hillbilly state where they chase horses for fun
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:30
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with ropes and shit
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:32
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hot metal chicks are a rare find too. but the ones that are hot are allways really hot and not somewhere in between.

No shit.
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:32
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It sucked almost as much as the actual boot camp. You know what happened in Ruby Ridge, right?
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:33
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I have no idea, plus I'm slightly intoxicated, time zones and shit, its 2:30 at night here
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:34
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Hello. I'm bored.

Me to, I need a fucking job, I applied at the Crocodile farm, that would rule if I get that job.
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:35
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Crocodile farm, hahaha. Sounds.. delightfully insipid. I need a job too, but I still study.
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:35
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haha you're the next crocodile hunter?!?!

*remembers*

''I'm gonna sneak upto huum and jam my thumb up his arsehole!''
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:36
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haha you're the next crocodile hunter?!?!

*remembers*

''I'm gonna sneak upto huum and jam my thumb up his arsehole!''

I have been told I look like him
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:37
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haha, man you should make one of those home videos, sneaking up on chicks in their showers and shit

and ofcourse wear that silly hat and shit!
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:40
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haha, man you should make one of those home videos, sneaking up on chicks in their showers and shit

and ofcourse wear that silly hat and shit!

That is one hell of a good idea.
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:40
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What I ment is I still don't like you.


Gee you're breaking my fucking heart.

You're not the same Agent Orange that was affiliated with RBA by any chance are you? If you are I'll shit a live kitten, I swear to god.
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:46
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hey, you guys got the same heineken bottles as we got over here?

because everytime I go outside holland I get the longnecks, which have a bit of a more dull taste, I wonder...
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:46
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just out of pure curiosity, did one of you guys EVER in your life see a hot nu-metal chick?

just wondering. because I sure as hell haven't seen any of those in my days.


One of my ex-girlfriends liked some of that crap and she was good looking with a great body.
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Old 2004-05-12, 00:47
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Yep. Same bottles.
 
Old 2004-05-12, 00:49
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cool, I didn't know they had the ones with brown glass there too, so you guys can get crates too? and how much do you pay for those?

in discount they're like 5 bucks a crate, thats 24 bottles we had a discount last week so I went and bought four, and a crate of amstel (which is from the heineken brewery, but a premium pilsener)
 
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Gee you're breaking my fucking heart.

You're not the same Agent Orange that was affiliated with RBA by any chance are you? If you are I'll shit a live kitten, I swear to god.

No.

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