Well, I don't know what the hell came over me, but I could quote Geraldine from the old "Flip Wilson Show" but nobody would know who/what the heck I was talking about. "The devil made me do it ! Wooow!!!"
Anyways, my kid said something about a "fossilized fucker" and I just built this around it. My other kid (Walpurgis) likes 'evil shenanigans' from Supertroopers so I used that ,too. Okay, this is sort of heard in my mind like a Leon Redbone " Lazy Bones" style song. Maybe done on a ukelele even. You guys helped inspire it, too, with all the mayhem I 've read today I just gave it a tweak.
I took Powers' advice for my other one and used rhyme in this.
" What? The Devil? "
Here I am resting on my laurels
Wearied finally from wandering the earth
Meeting the raspanorious
And giving more evil birth
Older than the earth's core
And just as hot
I'm a fossilized fucker
My evil shenanigans just won't stop
You don't think of me as a smidgen
Lilliputian dictator with a mighty roar
But I'm just a little old guy with a really bad lisp
A snippet close to the floor
(Chorus)
Oh la-da-da and la-da-dee
I'm a little devil
Don't you see
Where bad things happens
You'll see the trace
Of my beady little eyes reflected from their face
So kick your heels up high as you can
And see a new image from what was then
You always thought of me as a pretty tall guy
But now you know we'd never see eye to eye
I 've taken a deep breath,
Had my rest, and I'm ready to roll
Around the world with nastiness
As my ultimate goal
So kick your heels up high as you can
And see a new image from what was then
You always thought of me as a pretty tall guy
But now you know we'd never see eye to eye
(Chorus)
Oh la-da-da and la-da-dee
I'm a little devil
Don't you see
Where bad things happens
You'll see the trace
Of my beady little eyes reflected from their face
Oh la-da-da and la-da-dee
I'm a little devil
Don't you see
Oh la-da-da and la-da-dee
I'm a little devil
Don't you see
BJH
"What ? The Devil ? "
