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Old 2004-04-21, 23:20
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Aborted's new EP

Has anyone checked it out? I didn't even know that soon it was going to be released, damn, I must be the most uninformed person, anyway has anyone checked this out?
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Old 2004-04-22, 01:26
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Nope. 2 new tracks, big fucking deal.
 
Old 2004-04-22, 01:48
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Lets just have a show called "Bones98's Unmached Brutalness" that will feature his own show in vegas in which you shall pump yourself full of steroids weeks before each show and are giving 10ft hair extentsions.

You then will be giving an old Conan set with radom fire vents and holes inwhich fireworks and other objects will be propelled into the air. At the top of the set, a hill will be perched over the terrain and a underground elevator will lift you up onto it.

Once you have been lifted up, the orchestra of 2,134 B.C. Rich Guitars (tunned in B, or course) will all strike the epic E chord while you raise your hands in the air shouting "Metal! Metal!". This can only be fallowed by dead babies being hurdeled hundreds of feet into the air in every direction imaginable while the air ducts begin to spew out blood and vile. An Axe will then be thrown to you as you try to smack the airborn babies like claypigeons.

And for the grandfinally, every over rated gore band's drummer will blastbeat as fast as they can while a wave of molten metal and mercury come crashing through the set. A cadaver will be hurled into the air, which you will catch with your axe, and use it like a surfboard on the molten wave as you ride out backstage leaving your audience to burn to death.

BRAVO!
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Old 2004-04-22, 02:09
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ammusing, but whats your point????
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Old 2004-04-22, 02:45
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None, I was bored.
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Old 2004-04-22, 03:41
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ANYWAY. The Aborted EP is only going to be released in Europe. Otherwise, you have to send Euro's to the band, nothing else. How fucking stupid is that? If anyone is to buy it, wait for it to come on eBay.

I'm not going to bother. I would have, if they did the Disincarnate cover (Monach of the Sleeping Marches), but they dropped that. So fuck it.
 
Old 2004-04-22, 11:11
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I ordered Goremageddon (and Ben-wa Baby Head by Retch - got this one for 3 quid!) on this here interweb thingy yesterday but I doubt I'll buy this EP. I'm not a great fan of EP's as they tend not to give good value for money. Yeah, you might get 5-6 songs but most of them will be annoying live or demo versions.
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Old 2004-04-22, 11:24
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Hahah, Retch! They are good fun to listen to. Did the album cover entice you?
 
Old 2004-04-22, 12:00
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I haven't seen it yet! I'd seen their name mentioned here and I saw the CD going cheap and so I thought what the hell, I've got nothing to lose. Well, except for 3 of my unearned English Pounds. Should be here by Friday along with Aborted so I'll check it out then.
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Old 2004-04-22, 13:01
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Old 2004-04-22, 22:09
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AHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

Ben-wa-baby heads...now thats inventive.

But, they got it wrong. From a sexshop site: "Ben wa balls are basically two large ball bearings about 3/4"-1" in diameter and are used for insertion into the vagina. Benwa balls produce sensations when they rub against the inside of the vagina or when they knock up against each other."

The picture clearly shows that it is coming out of her anus, but it is still damn funny.
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Old 2004-04-22, 23:02
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lol... I got that album, u will not be dissapointed at all if you like Lust Of Decay, Lividity, Skinless, Last Days Of Humanity, Cock And Ball Torture, Sik Fuk, and Putrid Pile. It is definitely the best Porn Grind album I have ever bought except for the split with CABT and LDOH. Those 2 albums are great porn grind.
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Old 2004-04-23, 04:24
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"Ben wa balls are basically two large ball bearings about 3/4"-1" in diameter and are used for insertion into the vagina. Benwa balls produce sensations when they rub against the inside of the vagina or when they knock up against each other."


I'll have to get me some of those. Not for me, of course... ahem...
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