Me and my friend wrote this a while back when we were just screwin' around; we got a good laugh about it.

(screaming)
I've got your mom in a chokehold, RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I've got your dad in the gallows, RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I've got your dog on a chainsaw, RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND YOU'RE NEXT MOTHER...FUCKAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

it was cool though, i guess you had to be there.

It would be a nice lullaby

Oh yes, a nice wholesome tune for the kinders.

"Don't screw around. You guys screw around too much." --I just watched South Park. What can I say.

When I read the title I thought --Hmm, must have been here at Walpurgis house before.

You gotta change the chainsaw line though . That doesn't make sense. How about -- I;'ve diced your dog with a chainsaw. It keeps the flow and makes more sense plus adds a fun little graphic detail.

heehee I really liked it --in my own sick way. You GOTTA write verses for this !!!! Oh hell, I will !

Something like--

You're daddy he gave me the finger
So I decided to date your sister
But she wasn't home that I could tell
So I thought I'd send him straight to hell

Your mama , oh , she is so fine
But she wouldn't even give me the time
So I wrapped my fingers around her tight
And gave her one last kiss goodnight

Your dirty bitchdog bit my ass for the last time
So I went vegamatic on her this time
No more growls and snarls at me
She's a spicy barbequed fricasse

And now I see you in my sight
You're a dried up pansy with no fight
You useless waste of oxygen
Go ahead and play with my gun

(chorus)


Hey, if you could do this polka on accordian --oh how lovely!!

heehee Oh I'm having so much fun today with other people's stuff !!!! And no, I don't do drugs anymore. I'm always like this naturally.

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah dying that songs the shit, if you want it to be one of those "DEMO" cds that appear on soulseek for a week and disappear forever.

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And some people have a limited sense of humor. You don't like Tenacious D , Twiztid, ICP, Eminem, or Type O Negative either, I suppose? Eh, different strokes for different folks.

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oh, you think that was bad?
my friend made this up too;

my girlfriend just dumped me....................
i feel so lonely.......................................
why can't i hold you...............................
or see you tonight.................................
<TWO, not one, guitars playing VERY VERY VERY simple stuff in background>

if you couldn't tell, that's his impression of emo.
i'm going to cry if you don't laugh at that.......it would dissapoint me so bad.
i actually probably wouldn't; i would just ridicule you for being an emotionless, humorless little wanna-be-cool person.

Now THAT was disgusting.

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Love the RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHSSSS!!!!.....funny shit..

RaaaaaaaaAAAhhhhh!!

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try sticking out your tongue and saying blah (whilst still having the tongue sticking out) you should end up with a sort of Mlwah. you can alternate between mlwahs and raahs to spice things up if you're funky.

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what does that have to do with this? it's like rocks and...i don't know...bananas!

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tangent conversations are so much fun. It has to do with the raaaaahs. and bananas are squishy like brains.

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you haven't changed at all in two years have you. not on the surface anyway. i know many things have changed, but you're still that silly little girl. hah. that's okay.

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*does a happy dance.* did you say something?j/k. yeah and stuff.

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