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this poll is utterly gay
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this poll is utterly gay
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I like pizza sauce, and there's nothing you can do about that
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2004-04-09, 00:03
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But It lost its scumminess, the way its supposed to be......... yeah it does look nice.
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2004-04-09, 00:26
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yeah, the new icons dont look so bad.
anyways, what does "RTT" stands for?
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2004-04-09, 00:39
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R eply T o T his
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2004-04-09, 02:27
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"He can talk." "He can talk." "I can siiiiiiing!"
haha, Simpsons....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2004-04-09, 02:38
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I -HAVE- to attend a black metal gig tonight (a friend's band is playing). I'll wear a death metal shirt, and get bitch-slapped by some necro lads.
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2004-04-09, 05:07
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Hope you've brushed up on your necronomicon!
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2004-04-09, 10:20
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I -HAVE- to attend a black metal gig tonight (a friend's band is playing). I'll wear a death metal shirt, and get bitch-slapped by some necro lads.
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hahahaha
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2004-04-09, 10:28
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I -HAVE- to attend a black metal gig tonight (a friend's band is playing). I'll wear a death metal shirt, and get bitch-slapped by some necro lads.
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Poor guys..
This forum look like shit
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2004-04-09, 10:30
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Yeah, what did I tell you guys, its getting worse too.
maybe we can be all hardcore and revolt against vbulletin, its not nomad's fault you know
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2004-04-09, 16:07
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I don't mind it. We're still a very original form...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2004-04-09, 16:56
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I think you mean forUm.
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2004-04-09, 17:23
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I think you meant to shut the fuck up
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2004-04-09, 17:28
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Why do you have a problem with me?
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2004-04-09, 17:34
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not yet
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2004-04-09, 17:41
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Meaning you dont? Or what?
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2004-04-09, 17:49
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meaning, 'not yet'
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2004-04-09, 17:57
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yeah, pay attention stupid-ass
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2004-04-09, 18:15
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2004-04-09, 18:22
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love is in the air, monkeys do it and birds watch...
love is in the air, let them fuck while we mosh...
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2004-04-09, 18:59
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I thought thats what you meant, but i wasnt sure, so i asked.
Man, golf takes alot out of you...
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2004-04-09, 20:04
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Dissection, do you ever realize how noone cares about you?
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2004-04-09, 20:58
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Whoa, pizza sauce............
...*gasp! *, I just slept the afternoon away, it's now 4pm?!?!?!?!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2004-04-09, 21:03
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*GASP* My title says I have 14 tabs!?!?!?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!??!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2004-04-09, 21:38
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Why do you insist on instigating with me?
Jesus...
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2004-04-09, 22:22
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Are we instigating you to kill yourself?
I like the new tab feature under our names.
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2004-04-09, 22:33
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No, you are not...
i... think...
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2004-04-09, 22:50
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yazy!!!
WEEEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!
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2004-04-09, 23:08
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Ah... i wish i had some of that right now...
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2004-04-09, 23:59
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anyone here know sweedish? i think its sweedish anyway its "bra os" the O has two dots over it, i was talking to this guy (like i said i think hes sweedish if not then definitally from some scandinavian country) and he said he got a new cd and it was very "bra os" what the hell does that mean?
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Probably the equivalent of "kvlt" in our language.
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2004-04-10, 02:45
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Hahahaha, that was fucking good.
That gig was fucking NAUSEATING. I ended up at some "after-party" full of necro-fags. Me, and a few other guys, were telling them how close-minded they were. They started telling me all this fucking shit like "black metal is not a trend, it is a cult. Those who do not live black metal should not listen to it. The music was always meant for a front for the movement". So I left to take a piss and blah blah, whatever else. THEN...
..I left.
I felt like sharing that with you guys, because sharing is caring. And I'm going to bed.
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2004-04-10, 04:49
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That makes me ashamed to listen to black metal...
Stupid fucking mallrats.
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2004-04-10, 05:01
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there are always people who take things too far.
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2004-04-10, 05:24
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Whoa, it's been a while. Place looks different. How's everyone doing?
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2004-04-10, 07:41
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Good. I've got a zit at the base of my shaft. I popped it but it keeps coming back...
Oh, and Dissection tried to milk everyone's prostate.
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2004-04-10, 07:56
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So I did'nt miss too much then. I do need a new Avatar though... Sponge Bob is so last season.
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2004-04-10, 15:27
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Holy shit, its Chad...
And yes, there are always people who take things more literally than they should be taken.
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so I told Darko that i have a brutal metal voice (a little while ago), and he said I should send a clip!
So tell me what to say; what would sound real funny/awesome if someone said it with a deathmetal voice?
And if this turns out nicely, we can all participate and play like a game; someone posts themselves growling a phrase, and everybody else has to guess what they said!
sounds good to me
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2004-04-10, 17:08
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growl "elmo no like that"
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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2004-04-10, 17:40
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PIZZA SAUCEEEE
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2004-04-10, 18:38
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You son of a Bitch that's my line!!!!!!!!!!! I have a recording of me growling...but I'm not saying anything. Hahaha, it just sounds like a toilet flush. I can't post attactments still either, my comuter and that virus have become friends...Could I email it to one of ya'll?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-04-10, 18:59
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Me and my friends have a song with this real heavy guitar riff and he screams the lyrics they are something like:
I like puppies and kittens too,
If you touch them i will take a shit on you,
......................i dont remember the rest
Then the chorus is just repeating "its a wonderful day" and it sounds funny cuz its a death metal song and yet its happy.
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2004-04-10, 19:53
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Dissection, do you ever realize how noone cares about you?
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this is true
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2004-04-10, 22:10
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Quote:
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so I told Darko that i have a brutal metal voice (a little while ago), and he said I should send a clip!
So tell me what to say; what would sound real funny/awesome if someone said it with a deathmetal voice?
And if this turns out nicely, we can all participate and play like a game; someone posts themselves growling a phrase, and everybody else has to guess what they said!
sounds good to me
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Just record us the next time we have sex. Your grunt when you recive it in the ass would definetly rival Lord Worm's
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2004-04-10, 22:29
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Quote:
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so I told Darko that i have a brutal metal voice (a little while ago), and he said I should send a clip!
So tell me what to say; what would sound real funny/awesome if someone said it with a deathmetal voice?
And if this turns out nicely, we can all participate and play like a game; someone posts themselves growling a phrase, and everybody else has to guess what they said!
sounds good to me
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Bahahahaha. Why don't we start the game now and say something and we will try and guess.
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2004-04-10, 23:24
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Too bad i dont have a mic...
A skinny kid growling would be funny.
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2004-04-10, 23:48
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I'm kinda skinny...whatever, it's not like I got a video cam too....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-04-11, 02:50
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Just record us the next time we have sex. Your grunt when you recive it in the ass would definetly rival Lord Worm's
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how come everybody fantasizes about having anal sex with me, when they know i'm straight??
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2004-04-11, 03:02
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probably you have a nice ass...
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2004-04-11, 04:02
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Your only strait when your drunk
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i like to eat food and girls
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i've never been drunk
the only alcohol i've ever drank is the type that comes in Nyquil
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2004-04-11, 05:14
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Wouldn't it not be normal to not want to eat girls out?
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2004-04-11, 05:23
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he says he like to eat girls, not eat out girls.
and just like a lot of stuff he says he does, i don't have any trouble believing him.
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2004-04-11, 05:24
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Quote:
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he says he like to eat girls, not eat out girls.
and just like a lot of stuff he says he does, i don't have any trouble believing him.
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why the fuck cant you clear things up like this sooner? I deleted that post because i felt stupid lol
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2004-04-11, 05:47
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Ahahaha. Sred, I'm sure M=L ment it as a pun so don't worry, you can still feel stupid.
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2004-04-11, 05:52
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2004-04-11, 06:12
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I fixed my post
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2004-04-11, 06:22
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2004-04-11, 06:23
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Your married to Def.
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2004-04-11, 06:24
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And im really cool
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2004-04-11, 06:37
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Your married to Def.
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2004-04-11, 12:40
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yay the jumpin castle party was good and everybody had a good time.....yay ....what is the best party use ever been to?
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2004-04-11, 17:37
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Originally Posted by BLS
Your only strait when your drunk
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see if you had taken a computer logic class like i have, then you would realize that you are wrong
let's assign the variables
the first condition is that I am straight:
const atif1 = straight;
the second condition is that i've never drank:
const atif2 = sober;
and to clear up confusion, let's assign straight, gay, sober and drunk as boolean variables:
bool straight = true;
bool sober = true;
bool gay = false;
bool drunk = false;
now, what you're saying is:
1. if (atif2 == drunk) { atif1 = straight }
and
2. if (atif2 == sober) { atif2 = gay}
The problem with number 1 is that atif1 is already straight, and atif2 would never be drunk anway 'cause it's a constant
The problem with number 2 is that atif2 is again a constant, you can't assign new values to a constant
now you understand????
if you don't......well then.....i had sex with your wife
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2004-04-11, 18:44
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i understood it befor and that just confused the hell outa me <---- see it does get used
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2004-04-11, 20:22
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Haha, boolean.....i haven't seen that word in about 5 years.
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2004-04-11, 21:47
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I saw Dawn of the Dead yesterday, funny movie
my ears are still ringing from friday's band (Not Russian Roulette but another band I recently started) practice. My band's playing the school talent show. We're gonna give old people heart attacks. I'll post an MP3 when we get done with the recording.
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Is your head up your ass for the fucking warmth?
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2004-04-11, 22:18
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I am a tax on the world..
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I think I might have started a band with a NU-metal guy.....seems we went to high school together, and we had some words at a party the other night . I'll see how that goes.
Man atif, that was funny. I took computer science back in HS, passed with like a 70 hahaha. boolean, System.out.println, the works. I used .java though.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-04-11, 22:25
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This band I'm in right now is kind of wierd. I do guitar and vocals but I don't do my normally gutural growls like in Russian Roulette or other bands I was in. I do more of a Barney Greenway "Understandable Low Scream". The band sounds like NapalmDeath/Lamb Of God, it's not bad
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Is your head up your ass for the fucking warmth?
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.
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2004-04-12, 02:32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by atifman
see if you had taken a computer logic class like i have, then you would realize that you are wrong
let's assign the variables
the first condition is that I am straight:
const atif1 = straight;
the second condition is that i've never drank:
const atif2 = sober;
and to clear up confusion, let's assign straight, gay, sober and drunk as boolean variables:
bool straight = true;
bool sober = true;
bool gay = false;
bool drunk = false;
now, what you're saying is:
1. if (atif2 == drunk) { atif1 = straight }
and
2. if (atif2 == sober) { atif2 = gay}
The problem with number 1 is that atif1 is already straight, and atif2 would never be drunk anway 'cause it's a constant
The problem with number 2 is that atif2 is again a constant, you can't assign new values to a constant
now you understand????
if you don't......well then.....i had sex with your wife
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MMMMM I love it when you talk Big Words hot boy!
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2004-04-12, 03:53
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I Eat Kids
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i clicked on time... cause im timedragon
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2004-04-12, 04:38
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I eat cd's.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-04-12, 04:40
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I am a tax on the world..
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bwaaahahahahahahaha, everyone look at my tab rating.....good ol' rotting shaggy...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-04-12, 05:00
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what do you call to a guy who fucks holes in a tree?
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2004-04-12, 05:03
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Senior Metalhead
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def?
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2004-04-12, 05:11
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The Mountie From Hell
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Quote:
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what do you call to a guy who fucks holes in a tree?
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I Think Its "Dendophiliac" (SP?). Dendo Means "Tree".
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Quote:
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i clicked on time... cause im timedragon
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2004-04-12, 05:21
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I am a tax on the world..
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-04-12, 06:03
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what the fuck is happening?
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2004-04-12, 10:08
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Quote:
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def?
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nah man, just because I fucked a hole in yo momma doesn't mean I fuck holes in trees!
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2004-04-12, 18:49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FearFrost
I Think Its "Dendophiliac" (SP?). Dendo Means "Tree".
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I think it's "dandro"... but i could be wrong
either way, it's a HIPPIE
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Is your head up your ass for the fucking warmth?
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.
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2004-04-12, 20:58
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I thought it was dendro, but yeah hippies hump trees.
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2004-04-12, 22:55
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Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd how.
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i'm so bonery
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2004-04-12, 22:58
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Hippies aren't too bad, I can't say I agree with their outlook on life, but atleast they aren't uptight communists. Think about it, things could be worse.
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2004-04-12, 23:03
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They've got a good attitude. They just smell funny.
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i'm so bonery
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2004-04-12, 23:05
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Yes, I'm not a big fan of Patchouli myself.
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2004-04-12, 23:45
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15 more bullshit posts till a new RTT!...well i guess 14 after mine
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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2004-04-12, 23:46
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Bullshit posts? Yeah, I guess this is a waste of time.
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2004-04-13, 00:18
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***Bullshit Post***
I looked it up, it is Dendro
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Is your head up your ass for the fucking warmth?
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.
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2004-04-13, 00:41
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Dendro?
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2004-04-13, 00:44
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Supreme Metalhead
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Yeah, dendro, as in having to do with trees
Therefore, derndrophiliac=tree fucker= Hippie
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Is your head up your ass for the fucking warmth?
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.
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2004-04-13, 00:45
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Ahhhh. I understand now. Thanks.
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2004-04-13, 01:02
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i always knew hippies could not be trusted.
they are evil...
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2004-04-13, 01:10
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They're not evil. They're just kind of.... strange.
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2004-04-13, 03:40
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I am a tax on the world..
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Hahaha, buckethead rules.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-04-13, 04:10
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Quote:
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yay the jumpin castle party was good and everybody had a good time.....yay ....what is the best party use ever been to?
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Man I was having the best time there, then my girlfriend came(Ex-Girlfriend now) and wasn't aloud in so she made me go home with her. I wanted to stay there all night.
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2004-04-13, 05:01
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Quote:
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so she made me go home with her.
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so.......you got lucky??
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2004-04-13, 06:14
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Supreme Metalhead
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nope he got taken away from the party......But I got lucky
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2004-04-13, 09:21
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this one is allmost done.
DeMANU, gangstah thug, u got lucky, yo?
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2004-04-13, 09:38
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if the poll accurately represents the common posters, then we have 29
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2004-04-13, 10:29
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I don't pay much attention to polls.
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