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Old 2004-03-18, 14:48
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RTT#41 - Atif-> Brown, Browner, Brownie!

i have a boner
 
Old 2004-03-18, 14:51
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I’m surprised you have one, after all "Cuntisum Causes Impotency"... Damn that should have been the RTT... Oh well.
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Old 2004-03-18, 15:27
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wonder if anything bad would happen if u overdosed on Viagra. or would u walk around with a boner for like a week?
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Old 2004-03-18, 16:21
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hm no, your dick will explode.
 
Old 2004-03-18, 16:34
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it does ruin your boner though
you're supposed to contact your doctor if it persists for more than an hour or something like that
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Old 2004-03-18, 16:47
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oops.

lol
 
Old 2004-03-18, 16:56
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seems like POSTWHORE is the word of the week

man, me and BLS got totally owned by Snyper, he actually listened to the songs all the way through
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Old 2004-03-18, 16:59
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Haha... Take that for trying to out do me!
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Old 2004-03-18, 17:05
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i prefer the term post"escort".
Seeing as my posts had topics, and seeing as this is Chit chat, i am a high classed whore. Therefore an escort.
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Old 2004-03-18, 18:58
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i havent gotten a boner in like 3 days i think somethings wrong with me
 
Old 2004-03-18, 19:58
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Old 2004-03-18, 20:24
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Old 2004-03-18, 20:53
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holy shit, you guys just went through an RTT in like 2-3 weeks......damn!

.....I haven't had a boner in like twenty minutes...is that normal?...
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Old 2004-03-18, 21:14
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i had one 5 minutes ago when i was jerking off....
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Old 2004-03-18, 21:58
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i guess i'll get one in a couple of minutes, so i'm off to download some pr0n
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Old 2004-03-18, 22:12
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Old 2004-03-18, 22:55
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according to merriam-webster online (www.m-w.com) , "priaprism" is not a real word
either that or you spelled it wrong

'cause you are a bad speller
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Old 2004-03-18, 23:15
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I’m surprised you have one, after all "Cuntisum Causes Impotency"... Damn that should have been the RTT... Oh well.


I'll use that for the next RTT. Thanks.
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Old 2004-03-18, 23:20
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Im way too drunk to get a boner, wither that or im too boner to get a drunk, which one is it i dont know
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Old 2004-03-18, 23:50
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according to merriam-webster online (www.m-w.com) , "priaprism" is not a real word
either that or you spelled it wrong

'cause you are a bad speller



AAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Atif, you never cease to make me laugh.
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Old 2004-03-19, 00:31
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Shit, I did spell it wrong. It is priapism; no second R. I always lost the Spelling Bees....

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Persistent, usually painful erection of the penis, especially as a consequence of disease and not related to sexual arousal.



...Ouch
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Old 2004-03-19, 00:47
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AAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Atif, you never cease to make me laugh.


The HELL have you been, memmy?
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Old 2004-03-19, 00:48
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Shit, I did spell it wrong. It is priapism; no second R. I always lost the Spelling Bees....

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...Ouch


That may be the most painful word in the english language. Do we really need a word for a painful boner?
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Old 2004-03-19, 01:02
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The HELL have you been, memmy?



Good good. Been reading lots, you know.....drinking with friends, going to stip joints, practicing with the band, working, more drinking, watching and paying close attention to the NHL.......that's about it.
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Old 2004-03-19, 02:03
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Good good. Been reading lots, you know.....drinking with friends, going to stip joints, practicing with the band, working, more drinking, watching and paying close attention to the NHL.......that's about it.

Don't forget all the girlfriends you slept with.
 
Old 2004-03-19, 03:40
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I'll use that for the next RTT. Thanks.


Do it and fuckin' die!! Its mine, and its 1,000,000 times better then the one i made last time.
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Old 2004-03-19, 03:43
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aaaaah!!!
tomorrow i see Dream Theater!
my pants will see Cream Theater
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Old 2004-03-19, 04:50
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Good good. Been reading lots, you know.....drinking with friends, going to stip joints, practicing with the band, working, more drinking, watching and paying close attention to the NHL.......that's about it.


holy fuck, having a life. You'll have to teach us that one.

And to think of it. Would i not be a post-pimp? i pimp out my posts. If i were whoring, i would want something in return. But i'm just flashin the shit out (pimpin).

The post pimp.
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Old 2004-03-19, 10:10
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Good good. Been reading lots, you know.....drinking with friends, going to stip joints, practicing with the band, working, more drinking, watching and paying close attention to the NHL.......that's about it.


The HELL have you been? implies WHERE, because thats how i speak sometimes, so unfortunately, i was dumb enough to leave out the where. now, WHERE have you been... which was kind of covered... by.. last.. comment..
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Old 2004-03-19, 17:02
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aaaaah!!!
tomorrow i see Dream Theater!
my pants will see Cream Theater

have fun man
 
Old 2004-03-19, 17:14
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dream theather are way to talented.
 
Old 2004-03-19, 22:58
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Old 2004-03-19, 23:37
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Old 2004-03-20, 06:08
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you know how you feel kinda elated after taking a real good shit?

that's how i feel, 'cause DT was pant-shittingly good

2 things that sucked however:
1) I only caught the 2nd set 'cause i came late (so it feels like i saw half a set, which is technically the case)
2) I sprained my ankle (or something, it hurts like hell) when i got out of the car to race to the DT concert, i jumped onto a step, but i stepped on it all weird. weird thing is, it stopped hurting for a bit after that, and during the concert, and up to an hour afterwards. Now it hurts like total ass.

Also spent too much on a hoodie, i won't tell you how much though.


So yeah, pants-shittingly good time
They played their longest song (A Change of Seasons) as an encore, and they have video footage for certain songs, that ruled. They showed a bit of Dead Poet's society right before the intro.
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Old 2004-03-20, 07:11
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Sounds good. They came here awhile ago but I didn't want to pay that much to see them. Bummer you missed the first set.
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Old 2004-03-20, 08:55
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haha Atif has a DT hoodie
 
Old 2004-03-20, 17:09
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I was there, it was one of the most amazing thing i have been too.
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Old 2004-03-20, 19:01
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I was thinking about going to the DT show in chicago but i went to the one Thurs. night in wisconsin. My friend had 4 tickets he got for free. He does all this street team shit for EVERY fuckin band.
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Old 2004-03-20, 21:43
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I'm back in my old dorm room fuckers, and with me...comes a faster connection and the account with rising posts You will all die, as I drink it up tonight.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-03-20, 21:56
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Old 2004-03-21, 03:29
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Old 2004-03-21, 04:33
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Old 2004-03-21, 07:17
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Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa!
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Old 2004-03-21, 15:26
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Old 2004-03-21, 17:59
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Probably in their sleep. Has anyone ever woken up during a fart? It's the weirdest fucking thing in the world.
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eww....


One day I'm going to go to Pizza Hut or Jack in the Box and DEMAND a jar of pizzasauce. If they refuse...I will leave them a horrible note in the suggestion box!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2004-03-21, 21:18
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Old 2004-03-21, 22:28
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because they suck, and I know they wouldn't have any....which would make it funny to ask them.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2004-03-22, 00:25
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Does anyone know Twisted Autumn Darkness? I ask because I feel the Band forum doesn't need hundreds of "do you know who...are?" threads, and they don't have any samples on their website.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2004-03-22, 02:21
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heh last night some guy thought i was a hot chick, not the first time someone thought i was a chick because of my hair, but this dude thought i was hot
 
Old 2004-03-22, 02:29
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Old 2004-03-22, 03:25
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Old 2004-03-22, 03:46
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Í got a guns'n'roses tribute cd, covers by dillinger escape plan and all those kinda bandds, cool stuff.
 
Old 2004-03-22, 08:58
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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when i had long hair people always used to assume i was a female when they saw me from the back (posibly because of my blone fluffy hair) and when i turned around they would look really sheepish and wouldnt correct themselves or mension it again, i thought it was funny
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Old 2004-03-22, 12:37
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i had that too, and i always aswered with a really low voice, hahaha, those looks are priceless!
 
Old 2004-03-22, 16:46
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Old 2004-03-22, 17:13
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Old 2004-03-22, 17:25
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Probably because you have girly arms, you feminine creature you....
Nobody mistakes me, and I usually have my hair out of a pony tail, maybe it's the way I walk and dress and my hairy nature.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-03-22, 18:31
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Old 2004-03-22, 22:19
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Old 2004-03-22, 22:25
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Old 2004-03-22, 22:35
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...the Hebew Lord of the Flies...haha, I'm so smart.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-03-23, 01:47
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Old 2004-03-23, 02:22
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What......the fuck!?!?!?
Why is it that all the ugly girls in my area are like that because they WANT to be ugly?? Damnit! I just met this...girl...and when I went to her room I was like...Whoa fucker.....there was a pic of her with blonde hair, perfect body and hot as fuck....now her hair is black with that "long bangs, shaved back" hair look, and a fat ass weith jelly rolls.....god damn, what happened around here?!?!?!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-03-23, 02:40
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"long bangs, shaved back"


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Old 2004-03-23, 02:41
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Old 2004-03-23, 02:45
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I'd post more, but then i'd be called all those nasty names in my sig.
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Old 2004-03-23, 02:49
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Comfortably_Regurgitated_Cum_Bubble_Dumbfuck.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2004-03-23, 02:52
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that was just dumb
like this
http://www.foldmoney.com/
It's actually vee-od
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Old 2004-03-23, 03:14
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hey "fewer troops orr"
Here's some shit for you all.

how much bush is costin you.
http://costofwar.com/

A test for you geniuses.
http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/...p/pak/jquiz.cgi

For the potheads.
http://www.reflexgame.com/
http://www.wellcoolstuff.com/bongomatic.swf
http://www.crazythoughts.com/

This one's for corpsevomit, because with that attitude it's obvious he doesn't have many friends
http://www.oliverbot.com/

For dissection.
http://www.dumb.com/

When you die
http://www.deathclock.com/

I'll just throw these out there.
http://www.foldmoney.com/
http://www.caveofmagic.com/pickcrd2.htm

for the anti-christians
http://www.brianmung.com/nungunner.htm


sincerely conform my but lab
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Old 2004-03-23, 04:00
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I can't get better than 0.25 on that reflex test.
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Old 2004-03-23, 04:04
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Goddamn this thread is boring. Haha.
 
Old 2004-03-23, 04:50
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hahaha..."cheater! you pressed too early!"
ah, I kept getting .27....361, and .24 once.
*gasp* I'll die in 2058! Ahh bullshit, there's a chance I could live to be older than 73...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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Old 2004-03-23, 05:07
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-03-23, 09:01
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want some cool Australian ones ... if the answer is no well too bad!

You can smoke when you are 16, but you cant buy them till you are 18
"Life" sentence = 25 years (what a joke!)
you can drink in bars if you believe you are married to someone who is over 18
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Old 2004-03-23, 10:28
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*yawn*

Was that really Walpurgis in the Asshole of the Week thread?
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Old 2004-03-23, 10:44
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I scored 9 on that DENSA test so I'm "normal but distracted". I'm happy with that. Nothing wrong with being distracted, especially when they've got legs up to their arse and a decent pair of tits.
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i am always distracted by Decleration Day (Iced Earth) playing through my head ...... it starts every day when i have to walk somewhere, and then doesnt stop ... i feel some kind of need to shout FOR INDEPENDENCE I WILL FIGHT, WITH LIBERTY I WILL DEFY in the middle of info systems classes
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Old 2004-03-23, 14:58
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Was that really Walpurgis in the Asshole of the Week thread?


yeah, I think it really was!
 
Old 2004-03-23, 15:00
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I scored 9 on that DENSA test so I'm "normal but distracted". I'm happy with that. Nothing wrong with being distracted, especially when they've got legs up to their arse and a decent pair of tits.


that sounds perfectly normal to me
 
Old 2004-03-23, 15:56
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http://www.oliverbot.com/

That wasnt amusing
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that sounds perfectly normal to me


Haha, yeah. Crossing roads can be difficult at times though...
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Old 2004-03-23, 20:23
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yeah, sometimes theres just a sudden distraction walking into your field of vision

seems familiar, hehe
 
Old 2004-03-23, 20:29
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That wasnt amusing


Just fuckin with ya.
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Old 2004-03-23, 23:18
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I dont have ADD, but i am always getting destracted. I have a bad habit of zoning out in class, missing the lesson, then fucking up on the work that follows.

Damn... I wonder if wally is really back?

And C_N, that is the worst signature i have ever seen, and i've seen Weijias.


Cant remember what it is right now...
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Old 2004-03-23, 23:23
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Actually it isnt that bad, except for the last comment. I like it cuz it has me swearing at him three times.
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Old 2004-03-23, 23:36
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hehe.

The kid isnt as annoying as he thinks he is. Its probably some kid who snuck on the internet when his daddy wasn't home.

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Old 2004-03-23, 23:41
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Glove slap! Baby glove slap! Glove slap! I don't take crap! Hahaha, the Simpsons.

Damn, I got a "midterm" at 8 tonight. I'm going to fail too probably...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2004-03-23, 23:56
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And C_N, that is the worst signature i have ever seen, and i've seen Weijias.


Cant remember what it is right now...

Weijia's signature? It's just a link to his bootleg trading page.
 
Old 2004-03-24, 00:21
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Weijia's signature? It's just a link to his bootleg trading page.


Was dissection even here while weijia posted? And if he was, he wasn't here long enough to have a good enough reason to hate him. I have been here longer and I never had a problem with weijia.
 
Old 2004-03-24, 00:47
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hehe.

The kid isnt as annoying as he thinks he is. Its probably some kid who snuck on the internet when his daddy wasn't home.


I'm not actually trying to be annoying. I'm just having some innocent fun with the more uptight characters here.

and don't tell dad
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Was dissection even here while weijia posted? And if he was, he wasn't here long enough to have a good enough reason to hate him. I have been here longer and I never had a problem with weijia.

No clue. Weijia was alright. He still posts on Ultimate-Guitar, he must have got sick of people here.
 
Old 2004-03-24, 01:29
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Haha, yeah. Crossing roads can be difficult at times though...

i saw someone crash into a pole while riding a bike when distracted that way, but i don't blame him, it was a farly good distraction
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i saw someone crash into a pole while riding a bike when distracted that way, but i don't blame him, it was a farly good distraction

That would have been fucking funny.

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