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Old 2010-09-18, 05:57
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The Only Thing to Fear...

...is fear itself. That, and a frostbitten cock.

And a one, and a two...

Happy birthday FearFrost, your frost is mighty cold
It makes my semen crunchy and mows down the frail and old
You leave a frozen river of icy blood in your wake
Something something something something something birthday cake.

Have a good one ya blue-balled motherfucker!

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Old 2010-09-18, 08:56
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Old 2010-09-18, 09:26
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happy bday brah
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Old 2010-09-18, 09:42
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYFROST! LOL.

25 years old and he still looks and acts like he`s 12.
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Old 2010-09-18, 11:12
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Old 2010-09-18, 11:37
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Happy Birthday Canaduh Steve!
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Old 2010-09-18, 13:18
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YAY BIRTHDAYS!!!

thanks all, im off to play lazer tag soon
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Old 2010-09-18, 15:10
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Sounds dangerous. Have a good one.
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Old 2010-09-18, 20:31
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Have fun and a great birthday!! Don't shoot the piano player!
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Old 2010-09-19, 02:18
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Happy birthday!

Any cool toys, instruments, or drugs this year?
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Old 2010-09-19, 08:34
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birthday haul:

$150
2 tickets to 2 games in montreal (feb 5th and 6th) for the montreal candiens!!!
a flask
a shit load of cigars
the zombie survival guide (book)
season 5 & 6 of the trailer park boys on DVD
soun, a history of violence, hellraiser bloodline, phantasm 1&2 on dvd
2 pairs of boxers
2 exodus t shirts (bro saw'em live and got them for me)
a carnage (marvel comics) t shirts
candy
ice cream cake
a FUCK TONE of asian food
a bottle (40 oz/1.14L) of rye

and with the $150 bday money i bought myself a street fighter 4 tournament arcade stick for my ps3. n00bz watch the fuck out!

all in all best fucking day EVER!!! all my friends/family pulled together one of the best birthdays i have ever had! and lazer tag was fucking sick! in 2 weeks (oct 2nd) a friend of mine is going to have his bday, and we be rocking that shit again!!!

and thanks for the bday love ya'll!!!
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Old 2010-09-19, 09:21
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season 5 & 6 of the trailer park boys on DVD


I looooove Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys. I only saw the movie though, is he in the series?
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Old 2010-09-19, 10:20
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yes he is. the actor that plays him lives 3 or 4 doors down from a friend of mine.
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Old 2010-09-19, 10:51
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Shit man, that's one epic muthafuckin' birthday haul
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Old 2010-09-20, 09:19
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Hails to the only Canuck worth a shit 'round here



Sorry, BB, couldn't resist!
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