2010-08-11, 03:59
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
yea, Ill just look for the dude with the mullet
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And then please beat the shit out of him and cut his hair
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-08-11, 12:00
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Vaginal Warts
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Originally Posted by PST 88
You can close any thread at any time so long as the replacement thread mentions my name. This is a genuine forum rule.
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Damnit I just tried to find the "Like" button after reading that... I've participated in too much facebook.
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
2010-08-11, 12:57
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Originally Posted by JoeYngVai
Damnit I just tried to find the "Like" button after reading that... I've participated in too much facebook.
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How deep-seated is this desire to press the "Like" button outside of Facebook? If your girlfriend gives you good head do you start jabbing the top of her skull with your finger? Man, that'd be fuckin' awesome. |
2010-08-11, 13:06
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Vaginal Warts
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Especially if it worked! And then your friends can comment on it.
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
2010-08-11, 14:08
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Hahaha, even though I don't have a FB, I'm going to try that the next time I get head.
Me: Aaaaahhh shit. *immediately after release repeatedly pokes random spots of her skull*
Her: Uh, what are you doing?
Me: Trying to find the "Like" button.
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so ronrey
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2010-08-11, 14:50
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Die Young.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe. |
2010-08-11, 16:57
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Vaginal Warts
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Originally Posted by Dyldo
Hahaha, even though I don't have a FB, I'm going to try that the next time I get head.
Me: Aaaaahhh shit. *immediately after release repeatedly pokes random spots of her skull*
Her: Uh, what are you doing?
Me: Trying to find the "Like" button.
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please let me know what her reaction is... i feel like I'd pussy out at the last second.
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
2010-08-11, 17:25
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I'm definitely going to try it. What's there to be afraid of? Its not like she can un-give the head she just gave you. That's the great thing about foreplay, there's no Indian givers! Sorry, sorry, Native American Givers.
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so ronrey
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2010-08-11, 20:07
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Is it true that Native Americans were called Indians because Columbus thought he had reached India? I heard that in a movie (Quiz Show, not a bad flick) and I instantly believed it because it's illegal to state a falsehood in a movie. I heard that in a movie, too.
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2010-08-11, 21:05
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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From what I learned it is true. but that whole thing about it being illegal to state something false in a movie is probably total bullshit.
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2010-08-11, 21:28
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
but that whole thing about it being illegal to state something false in a movie is probably total bullshit.
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Hmmm, I don't remember hearing that in a movie so I'm afraid I'll have to respectfully disagree. |
2010-08-11, 21:59
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Hmmm, I don't remember hearing that in a movie so I'm afraid I'll have to respectfully disagree.
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This is how internet debates get started |
2010-08-11, 22:00
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
This is how internet debates get started
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No it isn't.
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2010-08-11, 22:37
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Originally Posted by Paddy
No it isn't.
YOUR MOVE, BITCH!
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well, your whole argument is wrong because your initial appeal to authority quoting movies can only state correct facts is a fallacy. so that means whatever you say next and from here on is wrong.
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2010-08-11, 23:41
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Well I read on the internet that if it was in a movie, it is true. I also read that here on the green screen.  |
2010-08-12, 00:36
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Quantum.
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OK, this ends right here kids:
Yes Pads, it's true about the Indians. No, it's not true about not being allowed to tell lies in a movie. Now will you please go back to talking music, beer, chicks and midgets!
Why? 'Cause I said so.
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Listening to Slipknot and cutting yourself is ridiculous
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2010-08-12, 03:09
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Originally Posted by Paddy
If your girlfriend gives you good head do you start jabbing the top of her skull with your finger?
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I do, and I've never even had a facebook account.
Seriously. I know absolutely nothing about facebook, including what a 'like' button is. But I think I may have gleaned the intent through the application of my immense intellect.
The only movies that are allowed to lie are documentaries. All others must present peer-reviewed evidence in order to lay claim to any and all 'facts.' 'Indians' were named such due to their immense love of the music of india.arie, just as fans of the Grateful Dead are known as 'Deadheadians.'
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2010-08-12, 04:55
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Quantum.
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You, my friend, are a documentary.
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Listening to Slipknot and cutting yourself is ridiculous
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2010-08-12, 05:13
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Post-whore
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Originally Posted by Dystopia
I wanna go see Decrepit Birth and Cephalic Carnage in 2 days (Friday).
Only problem is they're playing with a bunch of fuckin' gay bands like "All Shall Perish" and "Animals as Leaders".
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I'll give you All Shall Perish, even though I personally dig their old stuff..I'm in a psuedo-"core" band anyways
BUT animals as leaders is farther from gay than Burt Reynolds attending the Westboro Baptist Church.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2010-08-12, 09:36
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"
Did you know that books are only allowed to state falsehoods inside quotation marks? For instance:
This is all true this is all true "oh, but what's this? A big fuckin' LIE! Elephant cocks are often used as a substitute for pipe insulation in areas of the desert which have water features". Truth, more truth, and nothing but the truth until "BAM! Kevin Costner actually lives in Waterworld, an abandoned water park just outside of L.A." I'm being so truthful right now, I'm so honestly being truthful. "Paddy is fat and repulsive". This section of this sweet paragraph is just some truth for you to gnaw on. "PST definitely doesn't cum in the clam chowder at his restaurant". Man, can somebody give me a hand with all of this truth? "Patrik Mörée is an anagram of I Want tö Feel Paddy Inside Mé."
Everything I just said is true, because this entire post is contained within quotation marks. Can't argue with science, cunts!
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