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Old 2010-07-23, 08:26
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I`m gonna strangle you...

and I slit your throat too
I just want to see your blood run
that`s the thing that makes me cum
I`m gonna kill you just because I want to
I`m the vampire of Dusseldorf
and I will cut your life short!

Couldn`t be a better birthday song for CTL and JoeYngVai, aye?
Happy Burfday you two bitches
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Old 2010-07-23, 13:29
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Originally Posted by Gomli
and I slit your throat too
I just want to see your blood run
that`s the thing that makes me cum
I`m gonna kill you just because I want to
I`m the vampire of Dusseldorf
and I will cut your life short!
Is that a poem for Joe and CTL or the surgeon who lopped off your meat-balaclava? Either way it brought a tear to my eye. My Jap's eye, obviously.

Happy birthday, chaps Dedicated MS Paint drawings of penises are available upon request.

 
Old 2010-07-23, 14:03
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Happy birthday you guys! Here's to many more.
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Old 2010-07-23, 16:06
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Happy birthday you two, be safe
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Old 2010-07-23, 21:05
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Originally Posted by Gomli
and I slit your throat too
I just want to see your blood run
that`s the thing that makes me cum
I`m gonna kill you just because I want to
I`m the vampire of Dusseldorf
and I will cut your life short!

Couldn`t be a better birthday song for CTL and JoeYngVai, aye?
Happy Burfday you two bitches


You're just mad someone cut your skin off. I've actually been to Dusseldorf. It sucked. Now I know why you are the way you are.

HERY DERP DAY YOU TWO! IAN! Come to the OC fair tonight and lets partay. Ziggy Marley is playing. We can sway with the pot music with the other struggling suburban white kids. Nothing spells protest more than white kids singing Buffalo Solder!
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Old 2010-07-23, 21:39
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haha, I'm going out to dinner, but that sounds chill as shit. We'll see each other in the near future, especially now that we can both legally drink... so many options!

Let me know if some vitamins show up, too! That would be a party

Oh and Gomli... just a lovely thread, thank you
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Old 2010-07-23, 23:01
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Christ, I keep forgetting you just turned 21. We'll hit up my favorite dive next time you're in town and get properly toasted.

Where you going to go eat? I thought of you today because I had some eel for lunch and you're always (well, twice maybe) going on about how much you love the stuff. It was tasty. And then my card was declined in front of my boss and two executives. Charming!
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Old 2010-07-23, 23:46
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Try to enjoy another shite day that's not quite as shite.

 
Old 2010-07-24, 00:39
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Thanks guys. I'm going out to jam tonight, I'll probably celebrate my birthday sometime next week since I'm on vacation. I can get fucking shit faced and not have to go to work hung over.
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Old 2010-07-24, 01:23
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Christ, I keep forgetting you just turned 21. We'll hit up my favorite dive next time you're in town and get properly toasted.

Where you going to go eat? I thought of you today because I had some eel for lunch and you're always (well, twice maybe) going on about how much you love the stuff. It was tasty. And then my card was declined in front of my boss and two executives. Charming!


Dude... I am going to the most awesome Italian restaurant chain that you've probably heard of/eaten at: Buca Di Beppo.

Few people understand how abso-fucking-lutely de-fucking-licious their Margarita Pizzas are. I cannot even wait to taste the thin-crusted beauty that soon awaits my starving pallets... and empty stomach.

I rarely get around to OC (LOL DOUBLE MEANING), but I'll find some excuse to get over there again soon (LOL DOUBLE MEANING). Probably will get over there for a show or something eventually.
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Old 2010-07-24, 06:15
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Happy Birthday d00ders
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2010-07-24, 11:42
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I've actually been to Dusseldorf. It sucked.


I don`t live there. I`m from the northcoast dude!
No actually this song came to my mind when I was woke up yesterday and what`s the first thing you do when you get up and have no life? Exactly! Going to MT and check if there`s anyone who has the burfday!
Look up Peter Kurten and you know what I`m talking about :P
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Old 2010-07-25, 15:11
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Happy Birthday!
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2010-07-27, 07:13
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Get mashed, mofos

Just not with Dylan. You have been warned.
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