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Old 2010-07-08, 11:43
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Old 2010-07-08, 15:45
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I used to get more coverage, you know. In fact, I used to be kind of cool, once. Those were the days.


You lost all coolness when you broke the shackles of your avatar. Prior to that, you were the internet personifaction of David Cross. You might as well have actually been David Cross. Now? A massless, formless void. Davoid Cross, if you will.
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Old 2010-07-08, 18:39
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You lost all coolness when you broke the shackles of your avatar. Prior to that, you were the internet personifaction of David Cross. You might as well have actually been David Cross. Now? A massless, formless void. Davoid Cross, if you will.
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Old 2010-07-08, 18:40
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i started to read that chris and thought you were insulting me for some reason haha
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Old 2010-07-09, 07:19
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The phrase "it's always the one you least suspect" had me pretty confused last night when I was trying to have dreams about Chris and Truth double-teaming me. Even if we assume the phrase to be true and valid, it doesn't really help matters, because the one you least suspect then becomes the one you most suspect by virtue of his being the least suspected. And if that happens then he's clearly not the man you're looking for, because you now suspect him, and some other guy in your list of suspects becomes the least suspected by default to which your attentions would then be drawn. It's like an unending circle of paradoxical brain-fuckage. I wonder if that's why real detectives don't use that phrase.

Glad I got that off my chest. I'm talking about my confusion, not Chris' knees as he holds me down while Truth fills my face to overflowing with man-butter. Well, maybe a little of both...
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Old 2010-07-09, 08:29
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Exactly that kind of thinking led some of the brightest people of another millennium to conclude that it's impossible to hit a tortoise with an arrow and impossible to move from point A to point B.
No man, experiments, empirical knowledge, that's the shit. Got a suspect? Red hot needles under the toenails will fix your theoretical thought knots in a blink.
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Old 2010-07-09, 10:24
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I think you guys are clones more than ever now.
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Old 2010-07-09, 13:48
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Exactly that kind of thinking led some of the brightest people of another millennium to conclude that it's impossible to hit a tortoise with an arrow and impossible to move from point A to point B.
No man, experiments, empirical knowledge, that's the shit. Got a suspect? Red hot needles under the toenails will fix your theoretical thought knots in a blink.
Haha I love that shit. Tell me, as a physicist, if you think this is true:

I was told that a tire on a car, when the car is in motion, is going zero Mph at the point where it makes contact with the road. If it wasn't at rest at that point the car wouldn't move, or something. Is that a real statement of physics or another one of those silly "can't outrun a hamstrung midget" paradoxes?

I also heard that Pi is actually 4.0, and that a fat kid ate the rest. HA LOL!

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I think you guys are clones more than ever now.
You've seen a pic of me, you must surely notice how significantly more handsome I am.

Haha I've been talking to Dyldo Dylderton off-site about dreams, and some of the dreams we've had involving members of MT. It reminded me that I had a dream about Chris a couple of years ago, back when I first started posting my awesome knowledges on a regular basis. I dreamt that Chris invited me to his home in sunny Massachusetts, and was showing me around his garden and introducing me to his family etc. Like, we were bestest friends. The strangest thing about it is that I woke up with an erection.

I think TruthDevoid dreamt about me once. Dylan had two dreams about me (one of which involved me being a balding 50-year-old paedophile). Who else has been violating copyright law by having my effigy appear in their dreams without my consent? I think Chris is the only one I've dreamt about...unless the time Bobbi came to my house dressed in a leather catsuit was a dream, but the scarring on my back and the teeth marks on my headboard seem to indicate otherwise. Man, I didn't shit right for a week!
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Old 2010-07-09, 14:07
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Omg, you said you wouldn't tell! Actually that was BassBehemoth when his hair was really long. I gave him a 5 gallon bucket of protein powder in exchange.

And I've always loved you and Amadeus for your minds.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2010-07-09, 14:13
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Actually that was BassBehemoth when his hair was really long. I gave him a 5 gallon bucket of protein powder in exchange.



I'd do just about anything for 5 gallons of protein.
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Old 2010-07-09, 14:20
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And I've always loved you and Amadeus for your minds.
Isn't that just a nice way of saying "you're a couple of ugly bastards and I wouldn't fuck you with the lights on if you paid me which, incidentally, is a prerequisite to any slippy funtimes you might be after"?

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Old 2010-07-09, 15:13
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Umm, no. You'll just have to do the Peter Griffin/Kathy Ireland thing if you're so into it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2010-07-09, 15:56
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Haha I love that shit. Tell me, as a physicist, if you think this is true:

I was told that a tire on a car, when the car is in motion, is going zero Mph at the point where it makes contact with the road. If it wasn't at rest at that point the car wouldn't move, or something. Is that a real statement of physics or another one of those silly "can't outrun a hamstrung midget" paradoxes?

I also heard that Pi is actually 4.0, and that a fat kid ate the rest. HA LOL!

You've seen a pic of me, you must surely notice how significantly more handsome I am.

Haha I've been talking to Dyldo Dylderton off-site about dreams, and some of the dreams we've had involving members of MT. It reminded me that I had a dream about Chris a couple of years ago, back when I first started posting my awesome knowledges on a regular basis. I dreamt that Chris invited me to his home in sunny Massachusetts, and was showing me around his garden and introducing me to his family etc. Like, we were bestest friends. The strangest thing about it is that I woke up with an erection.

I think TruthDevoid dreamt about me once. Dylan had two dreams about me (one of which involved me being a balding 50-year-old paedophile). Who else has been violating copyright law by having my effigy appear in their dreams without my consent? I think Chris is the only one I've dreamt about...unless the time Bobbi came to my house dressed in a leather catsuit was a dream, but the scarring on my back and the teeth marks on my headboard seem to indicate otherwise. Man, I didn't shit right for a week!


I don't know about that "factoid". I'm no physicist (anymore), but that just plain don't make none sense.

I don't know why, but Paddy is the only person on MT I've had a dream about (or that I remember). And two!? What the hell. Why do I think about him? I've never even seen a picture of the fucking guy.

WE WANT A PICTURE NOT A BELLY ITCHER!
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Old 2010-07-09, 16:05
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I actually had a dream with TD in it, he used his cell phone and then became a zombie
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Old 2010-07-09, 16:06
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Wanna buy a picture of him? It's real purdy.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2010-07-09, 16:08
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From clones to cardboard cutouts! Laaadies aaaund gentleeaamen, monkeys in hats approaching in a screen near you!

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Haha I love that shit. Tell me, as a physicist, if you think this is true:

I was told that a tire on a car, when the car is in motion, is going zero Mph at the point where it makes contact with the road. If it wasn't at rest at that point the car wouldn't move, or something. Is that a real statement of physics or another one of those silly "can't outrun a hamstrung midget" paradoxes?


It's most certainly true. Think about it - if the bottom of the tire was moving with respect to the ground, what would it actually do? At t=0s it would be at point A and at t=1s that same part of the tire would be at point B. That is, it would be sliding. Bear in mind that we're talking about the linear speed in the frame of reference of the ground, not the angular speed, which is the same for every point on the tire with a given radius.

And I don't think it's possible to outrun a hamstrung midget. It could come at me armed with a battle axe, two machine guns and a calculating expression, the sheer sheerness of the situation could incapacitate just about anyone.

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I also heard that Pi is actually 4.0, and that a fat kid ate the rest. HA LOL!


You had caner didn't you? You did say you have cancer? Tell me, is it a bad cancer? Is it really, truly, exquisitely painful? You can tell me. Don't hesitate.
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Old 2010-07-09, 17:59
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Why do I think about him?
That should be the first line in a love song about me. Make it happen!

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I've never even seen a picture of the fucking guy.

WE WANT A PICTURE NOT A BELLY ITCHER!
I'll consider giving you a pic in private - maybe, if your medical comes back clean and I think you're able to take it - but for everyone else:

http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-...3/5998PADDY.png

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I actually had a dream with TD in it, he used his cell phone and then became a zombie
Hahaha there's a movie waiting to happen!

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From clones to cardboard cutouts! Laaadies aaaund gentleeaamen, monkeys in hats approaching in a screen near you!
Monkeys in hats is SO last week! Haven't you heard? Chimps in capes is where it's at these days!

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It's most certainly true. Think about it - if the bottom of the tire was moving with respect to the ground, what would it actually do? At t=0s it would be at point A and at t=1s that same part of the tire would be at point B. That is, it would be sliding. Bear in mind that we're talking about the linear speed in the frame of reference of the ground, not the angular speed, which is the same for every point on the tire with a given radius.
It's a strange ol' universe we live in, especially when seen through the eyes of physics or indeed quantum leap physics, the most sciency of all physicses. ZIGGY!!!!!!!!!1

I love finding shit like this out, because it's pretty bizarre stuff and you don't need to blast yourself into a black hole in order to find it. It's all around us, inside us and tied up in my basement under a big pile of cardboard boxes.

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And I don't think it's possible to outrun a hamstrung midget. It could come at me armed with a battle axe, two machine guns and a calculating expression, the sheer sheerness of the situation could incapacitate just about anyone.
Speaking of midgets, I'm thinking of suing the estate of one David Lynch for violation of my privacy by stealing my brain-pictures and putting them to smooth jazz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0CGzPaJUOE

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You had caner didn't you? You did say you have cancer? Tell me, is it a bad cancer? Is it really, truly, exquisitely painful? You can tell me. Don't hesitate.
Nah, I just wish I did every time I read one of your posts.

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Old 2010-07-09, 18:15
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The true reward of mathematics is when you stop misunderstanding it as a pile of knowledge and instead let it augment your thinking; improving it where you already had some idea and becoming your thinking where you didn't.

And fuck yea, sue every last penny out of that bigheaded brain fucker. I don't know how many times I sat through Mulholand drive, but I do know that I hated frickin JOORAAANDO after half that number of times.
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I don't know as I ever thought about it, but even if feet didn't stop and grip they'd slide and where would you be? Right on your can.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Speaking of midgets


You won`t believe how extreme I freaked out when I saw that actually a midget chef is cutting the onions at one of my fav restaurants
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