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Oh, now I'm so disappointed. I just told a friend about this cuz I told him to go pook himself and he said this is old news. Here I thought you'd stumbled on something that would be perfect birth control and prevent ugly people from sex and it's old news that obviously didn't work.
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Well Ian, fear not. Fear not because I truly believe I have created the next best thing: a completely new fetish that, to my knowledge has never been fathomed before by any human mind, large or small, before this very day – nei! - this very hour, and will be the long needed catalyst for a complete sexual paradigm shift.
Hours earlier, in a previously unfathomable world saturated by incredibly boring and pedestrian pornography/self-pleasuring devices, I was suffering from a mortal lack of arousal. Seconds away from death I suddenly began to think about the game Portal while being overcome by sensual waves of ecstasy... desperately trying to find the connection and source, my entire being became entranced by a vision of myself giving myself, not as a two but as one, the most raging, spiritually rectifyingly hell-shattering anal orgasm* ever experienced by a non-god. I had stumbled upon a perfectly constructed world of pure erotica.
This world relies on the main instrument in the game Portal. For those of you unfamiliar with Portal, you are provided with a gun that can shoot two portals, both of which can function as an entrance and an exit. In my vision, soon to be reality, a subject will be placed between two portals. The first portal shall be placed in front of the subject to channel his penis through the wormhole which will be set to exit from the second portal that is to be positioned directly behind the subject’s rear to allow penetration into the anal cavity. Finally, we can truly go fuck ourselves.
Now, obviously, this technology does not yet exist, but according to my calculations based on advanced abacus shaking and calculated button smashing, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device will be hitting the shelves by earlier 2012. Verily, this must indeed be the radical shift in humanities spiritual consciousness that the Mayans have predicted. Until this perfect moment of unity, we will have to hold ourselves over with highly realistic SCGI (Sexual Computer Generated Imagery) pornography that I imagine will be, because of its intense popularity, created by those dudes that did Avatar.
Please consult the schematics in the attached image below that I have taken the time (35 minutes) to draw to help explain the infinite potential that this idea has to revolutionize human sexuality and consciousness. Besides its ability to dramatically drop the Earth's birth-rate, it is perfect.
*Oral sex is also possible; while it will also ignite an orgasm equally powerful in terms of oral’s potential it is not as perversely awesome as auto-sodomy and so cannot match its power. Due of this fact, women will not be able to experience, as it should have always been, the best orgasm possible, subsequently placing them back into the penis-cushion mentality they should have always been identify themselves with.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Ok, now, I've never had a girlfriend or been in any relationship or had any really severe crushes, but I've gotta say this; why can't people see that jealousy solves nothing? It doesn't even make you feel good, and humans have a long history of doing only the destructive things that make you feel good, so why can't people get over their insecurities?
Long story short, one friend threw out her hip or whatever, other friend jokingly said he'd come over and rub it for her to make her feel good, some nosy cunt overheard this somehow, texted the girl's girlfriend, and she flipped out and yeah.
This is mostly curiosity. Is it that people get so attached to someone they can't help but be possessive? I know it's easier to be angry than to be reasonable, but seriously, who gets mad over a joke?
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Long story short, one friend threw out her hip or whatever, other friend jokingly said he'd come over and rub it for her to make her feel good, some nosy cunt overheard this somehow, texted the girl's girlfriend, and she flipped out and yeah.
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It`s always so embarrasing that bitches like that one you described get mad about something like a simple stupid (but funneh) joke. I can only laugh about that.
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Ok, now, I've never had a girlfriend or been in any relationship or had any really severe crushes, but I've gotta say this; why can't people see that jealousy solves nothing? It doesn't even make you feel good, and humans have a long history of doing only the destructive things that make you feel good, so why can't people get over their insecurities?
Long story short, one friend threw out her hip or whatever, other friend jokingly said he'd come over and rub it for her to make her feel good, some nosy cunt overheard this somehow, texted the girl's girlfriend, and she flipped out and yeah.
This is mostly curiosity. Is it that people get so attached to someone they can't help but be possessive? I know it's easier to be angry than to be reasonable, but seriously, who gets mad over a joke?
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Ok, now, I've never had a girlfriend or been in any relationship or had any really severe crushes, but I've gotta say this; why can't people see that jealousy solves nothing? It doesn't even make you feel good, and humans have a long history of doing only the destructive things that make you feel good, so why can't people get over their insecurities?
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A lot of people are very good at letting their emotions rule their lives. If people could understand that negative emotions solve nothing and practice that by being mindful of them and eventually reformat their conditioned selves, then we'd have a much better world to live in. Unfortunately, we're not wired for that to be such a simple task.
Getting over insecurities isn't something that people can do in the blink of an eye and as I don't imagine you're any kind of Yogi, neither can you. You're just as much human as everyone else is so don't act so baffled that people are unreasonable because it's so easy to act right.
That being said, and regarding Devoid's comment, being in love can really do a number on you so even though you haven't experienced love's ability to completely melt your frontal lobes, try to be more understanding to the fact that emotions tend to rule without reason so you can't expect them to listen to reason. You'll probably act this same way someday, but I'm sure Mr. Right will be totally worth it!
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She might have reason to be that way. Unless you follow them both around 24/7 there might be more to her initial reaction than you know. Or maybe the person that did the texting to her blew it totally out of proportion just to get her riled up. Some people are just more possessive. I've been on both ends of that stick and sometimes it's destructive and sometimes it's flattering. It all depends on the individual situation. If it was just an innocent remark I hope someone lets the girl know that's all it was.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Oh, qwityerbitchin. And go turn the heat on in your new truck and smoke. What do I have to do? Think for you, too?
Your mom doesn't want to smell your stinky butts anyways. Have some fetchin' up.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Somebody fucking kill me now. I didn't even plan on drinking until that guy did a 10 minute fiddle solo in the middle of 'What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor'...
MTM, I just beat Earthworm Jim 2 (bought a Sega).. now I need to find a copy of the first one.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Somebody fucking kill me now. I didn't even plan on drinking until that guy did a 10 minute fiddle solo in the middle of 'What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor'...
MTM, I just beat Earthworm Jim 2 (bought a Sega).. now I need to find a copy of the first one.
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Earthworm Jim kicked my ass when I was little. I pretty much sucked at every PSX & Sega Genesis game out there... it was a complete failure, although I played them all day. 
btw, when are you gonna throw a giant MT party at your house so we can all get trashed and play Earthworm Jim along to some fiddle solos?
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Earthworm Jim kicked my ass when I was little. I pretty much sucked at every PSX & Sega Genesis game out there... it was a complete failure, although I played them all day.
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The older the game, the harder they are. I don't think there was any game I owned from the N64 and up that I could never beat but MY GOD (me) there are so many old classics that I could never get close to beating and have been trying to over the course of the last few months. Like, seriously, Battletoads (please hold the urge to scream that you're in with the memes) is absolutely impossible especially due to the fact that you can't save. But hey, you really get your fucking money's worth.
I'm having one this up coming St Paddy's Day (our paddy, not that other dude). Its a mod party.. buuuttt I'm sure I could sneak you in if you agreed to function as a piece of furniture or something. You could reveal yourself once everyone's good and shat-housed (which will only take a few minutes). Or, if you wanted to, you could continue to remain in your honorable posistion as furniture if you'd like the chance to participate in the rare experience of having Chris ferociously throat fuck Orange County's finest meth queen (OC loves you ma!) on top of you. Seriously, the sweet taste of a blood and semen cocktail dick-stirred in a whores tearing trachea is a delicious treat weather praticipating voluntarily or not! WAGABULSHALUSHIGAA! Also if you come you have to solo on your fiddle in the center of the room for 10 minutes at some point in the week.
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They've ripped off several riffs, and are pretty up-front about it (a notable example is their using the main riff from Candlemass's Well of Souls as the main riff of Unas, Slayer of the Gods). Which I guess is a step up from most bands, who rip off shit without realizing it and will never cop to it.
I like that Dyldonic pretends that he's not the OC's premiere meth queen getting throat-fucked by Chris on human furniture on the regular. That's the main perk of being a mod: getting to have a whole inch of Egypto-Portuguese goodness repeatedly rammed, well, not exactly down your throat, because it doesn't reach that far, but towards the roof of your mouth. It almost reaches some of the time. It's magical.
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I'm having one this up coming St Paddy's Day (our paddy, not that other dude). Its a mod party.. buuuttt I'm sure I could sneak you in if you agreed to function as a piece of furniture or something. You could reveal yourself once everyone's good and shat-housed (which will only take a few minutes). Or, if you wanted to, you could continue to remain in your honorable posistion as furniture if you'd like the chance to participate in the rare experience of having Chris ferociously throat fuck Orange County's finest meth queen (OC loves you ma!) on top of you. Seriously, the sweet taste of a blood and semen cocktail dick-stirred in a whores tearing trachea is a delicious treat weather praticipating voluntarily or not! WAGABULSHALUSHIGAA! Also if you come you have to solo on your fiddle in the center of the room for 10 minutes at some point in the week.
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Voluntarily? I hope not. Takes all the fun out of it, says I. That reminds me; I was watching Salo and came up with some great ideas for the party. Make sure you get some sorority sluts (or cash hookers if you can't get any drunk enough) and some regs for us to try them on.
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I just liked an interview I saw where Karl Sanders was asked what separated them from other death metal bands and he said 'Well, we use a lot of Egyptian themes and motifs.' Nothing about quality, just that they wrote some Egyptian-sounding death metal. Which is exactly how I feel about Nile, so it was nice to see some confirmation from the man himself.
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Voluntarily? I hope not. Takes all the fun out of it, says I. That reminds me; I was watching Salo and came up with some great ideas for the party. Make sure you get some sorority sluts (or cash hookers if you can't get any drunk enough) and some regs for us to try them on.
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Salo is unbearably tame compared to what I have in store. And so-hoes are 18+ and that's at least 10 years too young. Imagine The Story of the Eye, wrapped in Salo, covered in Sade's most twisted spermicidal nightmare, and a two priests (one to exorcise after).
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I think the difficulty makes half the fun because you really have to dedicate time and effort and save state takes away from that. However.. unless you play the game in your sleep and have practiced and memorized every little step, which no one has the time to do, its necessary. Battletoads is just unbeatable without save state.
What emulators do you have? I've had a few in the past but they've always been buggy and I hear they can really rape your computer.
I'm 'meh' towards Nile. Not bad but not great. They're definitely boring live though, but that's usually the case with low-tuned DM bands who's songs I don't really know.
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I just can't really get into Nile. They have an awesome sound, and excellent musicianship, but it gets so bland after a while to me. It doesn't keep my interest very long at all.
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What emulators do you have? I've had a few in the past but they've always been buggy and I hear they can really rape your computer.
I'm 'meh' towards Nile. Not bad but not great. They're definitely boring live though, but that's usually the case with low-tuned DM bands who's songs I don't really know.
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I have a bunch. Here's a list of the ones I've used the most;
snes9x - SNES
Fusion - Genesis, 32X, and SegaCD
NNNesterJ - NES
TGB_Dual - Game Boy, Game Boy Color (you can open two games at once; good for trading yourself Pokemon or for fighting friends at the worst ports of every fighting game possible)
NeoPop-Win32 - Neo Geo Pocket
SMS Plus - Sega Game Gear, Master System
mame32k - Arcade emulator
All of these work VERY well and can be used with a controller (my sixaxis works way better than most comparably priced controllers specifically made for computers). I don't play much these days, but logged a lot of hours in my favorite childhood games up until a few years ago. I still use Mame32k to play MK2 online when I'm at someone else's house and away from my PS3.
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Feels good, don't it?
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Wooden prosthetic arses, magic beans, pre-teen chimney sweeps... we really could have had a ball back then, Paddy. Just think; no fingerprints or DNA testing! We could have blamed it all on witches! Serial heaven.
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It's pretty insensitive for you to bring up witch burning given that this is how most of Bobbi's family met their demise, and how Bobbi herself was left with a face resembling a partially melted novelty Marlon Brando candle. It wasn't all doom and gloom, though; she was able to get down to a size 44 in a matter of minutes! No more borrowing clothes from the circus for her!
I know what you mean about the fingerprinting; trying to double-team a chimney sweep these days is like walking straight into the police station with a high definition video recording of the crime.
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you should see the real Gomli, Paddy... so cute 
damn... pedophilia and homosexuality brought up in the same sentence?
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Not bad at all dude!
Noticed the pimple at my chin?
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Holy shit! Paddy's back! 
Haha, how's it going old chap?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I saw a picture of him in the Photobook thread and am currently serving 400 hours community service for what I did to it. He's like a little German Pokémon, and I gotta catch 'em!
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Holy shit! Paddy's back!
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Ahh blitz my man, long time to sex offences! Things are going alright here, same old shit! How about you? What ever happened with that woman who was stalking you for your essential salts and cheeses? Did you shake her off or just count your blessings and take what was on offer? |
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Whoa that was weird as hell! I like it
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Hey everyone, I hope this isn't spam, but my band has a teaser track up, I thought I should let you guys check it out. It's not my favorite song...but my drummer uploaded....and yeah, it has a breakdown at the end of the teaser....I'm apologizing before hand.
http://www.myspace.com/persecutiontheband
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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That's actually pretty sick dude, nice production. That's a death metal style breakdown, not shitcore!
I dislike unison/hyper blast beats though. Theres too much empty space, i enjoy alternating bass drum/snare or bomb blasts(straight double bass). This is subjective though
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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That's actually pretty sick dude, nice production. That's a death metal style breakdown, not shitcore!
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Badass man, thanks for the criticism. When we do breakdowns it's because suffocation had them.
I'm not much of a drummer, but if the alternating bass drum/snare is what I think it is...I like those way more too. You'd probably like the drumming on the rest of the stuff, we switch it up a lot.
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Yeah man, definitely let me know when there's more stuff up. Hows the production process coming?
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Hey everyone, I hope this isn't spam, but my band has a teaser track up, I thought I should let you guys check it out. It's not my favorite song...but my drummer uploaded....and yeah, it has a breakdown at the end of the teaser....I'm apologizing before hand.
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Intro reminds me of Miasma by BlackDahliaMurder. Vocals are cool, guitars sound pretty sick. Really reminds me of some Devourment riffs (and that in a good way). But, Wes, tell me : WHY DO THIS SONG HAST TO STOP TEASING ME RIGHT AT THE BREAKDOWN POINT
That`s seriously some sick shit, congrats on that bro! 
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Yeah man, definitely let me know when there's more stuff up. Hows the production process coming?
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We are just waiting on it to get mastered right now, but other than that it's all done.
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Intro reminds me of Miasma by BlackDahliaMurder. Vocals are cool, guitars sound pretty sick. Really reminds me of some Devourment riffs (and that in a good way). But, Wes, tell me : WHY DO THIS SONG HAST TO STOP TEASING ME RIGHT AT THE BREAKDOWN POINT
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Thank you very much! The guy who produced it had the idea for the rhythm guitar at the beginning, I think that's what makes it so miasma-like! I don't know why they made the teaser end at such a good point, kinda weird to me. We should have more stuff up soon!
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FAITH NO FUCKING MORE IS PLAYING AT FUCKING COACHELLA!
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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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FAITH NO FUCKING MORE IS PLAYING AT FUCKING COACHELLA!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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What's wrong with Muse?
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Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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I fucking hate Muse. Maybe my #1 hated band right now. Over produced, pretentious, boring, trying way too hard, wanna-be Thom Yorke, bla bla bla I hate them. I hate a lot of things but that just makes me love the things I love even HARDER.
As for other new successful bands in hated order:
MGMT
Incubus
Foo Fighters
Cold Play
Silversun Pickups
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It's funny. Your description of Muse sounded exactly like Cold Play to me, and then I scrolled down and there they were. I don't actually know what Muse sounds like, though. I think.
Also funny: You're thinking about my dick right now. Admit it.
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Yeah, everything on that list basically falls into that discription (except MGMT and Silversun, I think they're just fucking annoying and embarrassing. I'd also like to add Red Hot Chili Peppers) but Cold Play was the OG. I'd rather eat my own testicles than listen to them and have to hear Chris Martin try to feel beautiful.
What's really funny is that my guru assigned your dick to me as my visual mantra so I really am always thinking about it! I think about what it looks like when no one is looking. I think about it on an airplane, in a car, or while you're running. I think about how it slowly changes shape the longer you stare at it. I think about its soft, lilac glow after you've made love to your self. I think about what it looks like while you're crying after your long-lost heartless love that left you for South America. I think about how happy it is to be in boxers and shorts on a warm, breezy summer day. I think about it during every mistake you've made, after every triumph you've gained. I think about it when you're completely and totally elated with joy and love by some women who is secretly hiding a penis that is surely someone else's mantra. I like to think about it in a box, I think about it with a fox, I think about it with a mouse, I think about it in a house. I think about it here or there, I think about it anywhere. I think about what it looked like while your mother used to read you green eggs and ham. I do so like it, Dyl-I-am.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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I will give nothing to Apathy! That is equally as gay as Kanyes song to me.
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I don't really care for Apathy.
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