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Old 2009-06-02, 03:11
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RTT #153 - Corpsepaint is KISS makeup for those who can't stay between the lines

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Old 2009-06-02, 03:24
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If they don't wear it in-studio or when they hit the supermarket then they're just phony WANKERS!

EDIT: Just when you thought there was something to live for...

http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

And here's something I made earlier:

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/...ter87920406.jpg

HA!

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Old 2009-06-02, 06:36
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Finally we see you and your band!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Old 2009-06-02, 08:15
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Old 2009-06-02, 08:20
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With me as a mom? Hell, no. And now he has a granddaughter to pass all that wonderfulness I taught him.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2009-06-02, 08:40
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With me as a mom? Hell, no. And now he has a granddaughter to pass all that wonderfulness I taught him.
And what a pretty girl she'll no doubt be.
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Old 2009-06-02, 08:54
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roflmao. Oh, that's sooooo not right!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I know I`m not the first but second is almost the best place I ever was.....

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Old 2009-06-02, 12:00
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I know I`m not the first but second is almost the best place I ever was.....

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Old 2009-06-02, 13:10
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Paddy, sadly, one more post and you're a whore.
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Old 2009-06-02, 13:13
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Is this the movie you starred in Paddy? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052357/
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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My poor attempt at humor.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.

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Old 2009-06-02, 13:35
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Gomli, I think he likes ya. A lot.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2009-06-02, 13:38
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Paddy, sadly, one more post and you're a whore.
That's an interesting point: if you're not gay, but suck an ungodly amount of cock, does that count as whoredom? If so, my post count has little relevance here. If not, I may have to make a new account and start from scratch, because I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea about me from reading my user title.

How's things, Joe? We'll have to have a game on OMGPOP one of these days. Draw My Thing is the most awesomest game ever created by humans. Well, it is when you're not lumbered with a handful of 13-year-old special needs kids. And not the brilliant "Rain Man" sort of special needs, either. I'm talking "I Am Sam" here.

Haha your pics were good, and you retained a sense of taste by not using the word "midget" once

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Is this the movie you starred in Paddy? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052357/
Nah, but I executive produced this one:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1138002/

I think you were confusing that other movie with my gay pornstar name, "Vertigo", a name which I acquired after successfully anally penetrating a man from a height of 12 feet (not quite a world record, Michael Jackson can do it from 30, and he usually has a much smaller, tighter target to hit, so I wish him well). I only did one movie, "Lord of the Gravy Rings". I had to quit the business after I gave everyone AIDS and cancer and syphilis and male menopause and molested their adopted Asian kids. Fuckin' homophobes, the lot of 'em! Where's Milk when you need him?? Suckin' cock, that's where.

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Old 2009-06-02, 13:43
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I am NOT a 13 year old special needs kid!!! See if I ever OMGPOP with you again!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2009-06-02, 13:48
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I am NOT a 13 year old special needs kid!!! See if I ever OMGPOP with you again!
You're not 13, but you're at that age now where you're coming down the other side of the "peak", and you're currently passing 13-years-old on the way.

OHHH SHIT!
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Old 2009-06-02, 14:59
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Hey, I'm still waiting to hit my peak, buddy.

Oh shit? Did you step in the litter box again?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Old 2009-06-02, 15:07
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Hey, I'm old and willl probably be dead soon. Well-pointed out, buddy.

P.S. You're great and not fat at all, I don't care what your mum says.
Fixted!
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Old 2009-06-02, 15:13
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I certainly hope you are. I have a petition with 400,000 signatures that will get you that way if you aren't. Little Paddy's running around is just unbearable to think about.
And your mum didn't say you were fat, but she said your brother is taking your place.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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