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Old 2008-03-22, 05:07
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Have a good one BassButthead, you charismatic fuck!

ooo Aries - we're compatible.
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Old 2008-03-22, 05:44
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Hey Happy Birthday dude!
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Old 2008-03-22, 06:17
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Old 2008-03-22, 07:38
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HAVE A GOOD ONE MATE!! SEE YOU SOON
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-03-22, 11:56
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happy birthday mannnnn! have a good one!
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Old 2008-03-22, 12:11
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Go drink lot's of Canadian beer, and fuck an eskimo!
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2008-03-22, 13:19
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Have a fucking great one you cunt! This next beer's for you.
 
Old 2008-03-22, 14:28
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Fuck all these guys. They are are gaytards Best to you northern brother.

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Old 2008-03-22, 15:10
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OLD SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Have a good one man
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Old 2008-03-22, 15:28
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Glücklicher Geburtstag mein guter Freund. Seien Sie zu comsume ein freigebiger Betrag von Alkohol sicher.

Happy birthday, brother! Wish I was there!
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Old 2008-03-22, 15:34
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Happy Bday man.
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Old 2008-03-22, 16:51
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-03-22, 17:11
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Old 2008-03-22, 20:29
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Happy Birthday to the guy who explained to a n0ob what a milf was many moons ago.




And then blabbed to everybody that I didn't know!!!!!!
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Old 2008-03-22, 20:48
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Have a good one Nick!

This last week of drinking goes to you. =P
 
Old 2008-03-23, 01:53
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happy birthday nick!

as i type this, hes in the next room drinking and jammin to slayer
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Old 2008-03-23, 02:17
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The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth

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Old 2008-03-23, 05:52
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happy birthday nick!

as i type this, hes in the next room drinking and jammin to slayer


You sneaky bastard!

Thanks everyone! The quart of Grey Goose made it a fun night for sure.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-03-23, 11:06
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have a good one

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Old 2008-03-23, 15:14
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happy belated b-day you beautiful man.
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Old 2008-03-23, 15:47
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Old 2008-03-23, 19:01
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Happy birthday and many more good years!
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thank god its fake. Its fake, right? right guys???
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny.
 
Old 2008-03-24, 03:12
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happy day after your buttday assbehemoth! i'm sure many delicious ales were consumed...as it should be.
 
Old 2008-03-24, 06:26
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i got drunk for some reasons, one is for you buttbehemoth...dont know why we call you like that...because your a big butt...i dont know, didnt know you were a black women...wtf im i saying...dont listen to me...
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-03-24, 11:25
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Happy birthday, but put that dress away
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Old 2008-03-24, 12:22
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i got drunk for some reasons, one is for you buttbehemoth...dont know why we call you like that...because your a big butt...i dont know, didnt know you were a black women...wtf im i saying...dont listen to me...


assbehemoth sounds better
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2008-03-24, 14:29
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happy day after your buttday assbehemoth! i'm sure many delicious ales were consumed...as it should be.


Actually no..just a quart of Grey Goose and a Fuller's 2007 Vintage Ale. Beer is for every other day though.

Thanks again everyone!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-03-24, 21:48
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Sorry was out of town. Hope you had a good one!
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Old 2008-03-24, 22:40
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Veel plezier homez.
 
Old 2008-03-25, 00:46
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Sorry was out of town.

Same here. Hope you had a great birthday Behemoth!!
How old are you now?

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-03-25, 00:53
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have a good one. happy birthday
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Old 2008-03-25, 01:32
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Same here. Hope you had a great birthday Behemoth!!
How old are you now?



Cheers! I'm 22.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-03-25, 01:41
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Veel plezier homez.


Pff, spaanse slang, moet dat nou?

Zolang we maar niet oppeens surinaams gaan lullen is het goed
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2008-03-25, 01:55
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Cheers! I'm 22.

One year more than me, you sly bastard
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-03-25, 03:58
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SHET im several days late.

HAPPY BDAY DOODE
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Old 2008-03-25, 05:27
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One year more than me, you sly bastard



pff...being old is so not cool....18-19 still the best. my sweet 19!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-03-25, 06:03
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Unfair he gets to be a canadian and a butt pirate to


hope you had a good bday man
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Old 2008-03-25, 06:55
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you would like to be canadian? its not hard, just cry hard in front of the immigration office and tell them you weren't happy in your last country...Or the simple way: chug maple sirup and other chuggable stuff that isn't water.
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-03-25, 07:27
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Tanti auguri!!
 
Old 2008-03-25, 07:36
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you would like to be canadian? its not hard, just cry hard in front of the immigration office and tell them you weren't happy in your last country...Or the simple way: chug maple sirup and other chuggable stuff that isn't water.

If you want to come to British Columbia, just throw on a pair of ripped oily jeans, a flannel jacket that smells like armpits and stale beer, and some old work boots covered in pine tree sap. Also, don't shave or wash your hair for a few days, and you'll fit right in
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-03-26, 11:56
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Pff, spaanse slang, moet dat nou?

Zolang we maar niet oppeens surinaams gaan lullen is het goed

heee swa! dan moetie doekoe zegge, lekke rolle die jonko!

ik zeg je één ding Joran!
 
Old 2008-03-26, 18:30
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heee swa! dan moetie doekoe zegge, lekke rolle die jonko!

ik zeg je één ding Joran!


je weet toch? maar niet zo mans doen, anders bel ik de scotoe
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2008-03-26, 19:20
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Old 2008-03-26, 19:34
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This thread has been hi-jacked.
 
Old 2008-03-26, 20:28
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Nederlands is die dikke mocro flava broer!
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thank god its fake. Its fake, right? right guys???
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny.
 
Old 2008-03-27, 01:42
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Quite a few Dutch people on here now
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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