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Old 2007-04-23, 00:34
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This wins.

(If anyone's interested, the square is actually the Prime Minister of Finland.)

Next one.

I've got another one;

"I'M DR. ROCKSO! THE ROCK-N-ROLL CLOWN! I DO COCAINE! A-K-K-K-YEAH!"
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Old 2007-04-23, 03:09
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"In an alternative reality, Maynard James Keenan actually ate his greens as a child"
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Old 2007-04-23, 03:23
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This wins.

(If anyone's interested, the square is actually the Prime Minister of Finland.)

Next one.


"WHO WANTS TACOS?!"
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Old 2007-04-23, 09:46
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"Esmeralda!.... Esmeralda!! Are you out there?"
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Old 2007-04-23, 10:18
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AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD?


Ha, that is my favorite so far.
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Old 2007-04-23, 10:24
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"WHO WANTS TACOS?!"


"WE WANT TACOS!"
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Old 2007-04-23, 14:02
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Old 2007-04-24, 21:13
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This definitely wins.

Rename the boat in this story.
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Old 2007-04-24, 21:16
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"Slayer"
"you made it we slay it"

"Red Waters"
"turning the water red with infanticide"


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Old 2007-04-24, 21:27
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This definitely wins.

Rename the boat in this story.

"Ms. Carriage."
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Old 2007-04-24, 22:33
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Old 2007-04-25, 02:34
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Old 2007-04-25, 03:15
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Old 2007-04-25, 09:26
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Old 2007-04-25, 10:42
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Old 2007-04-25, 11:35
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AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD?


i love this one aha
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Old 2007-04-25, 11:46
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Cunt for the Red October.

Hahahaha, this one wins in my book.
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Old 2007-04-25, 11:58
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frustrated by Lord Jesus Fucker's gradual progression away from trve black metal, the rest of the band decided it was time to have "the talk"

EDIT: for the first one
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Old 2007-04-25, 15:44
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Old 2007-04-25, 15:56
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This definitely wins.

Rename the boat in this story.


"Poke-her"

"THE MENS ANSWER"

"Hand of God"

"royal flush"

"Fetus Destroyer"
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