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Old 2006-12-05, 00:19
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Time to Give pt II

Yes time to give everyone their presents again! And seeing guitar demon isn't around to often these days I thought I'd make the thread instead.

AndrewC - Tickets to adelaide.

Tullie - You get a ticket to Australia to join my band and guess what the also told me you can get a transfer to one of the ice cream parlours here so your not out of a job either.

Sam [not transient] - I give you a job working for major labels as a graphix and website designer, including band logos and album art, plus a state of the art computer with like Adobe Photoshop Xthousand.

Marino - I bought you tickets to a private show from Cannibal Corpse, backstage pass and 20 tag along passes for your friends.

Timothina - I make you a Magical pendant to ressurect Gorguts for one final show in Melbourne.

Johnmansley - I give you a calculator. Yeah... An enchanted one. Signed by Dillinger Escape Plan and Anata. And it has special buttons for the sole purpose of typing Nile on the screen when you hold it upside down.

Slabbefusk - You get a new photo of suddam hessein in a santa claus hat.

Cunty Shunt, you get an audition for Hellnation, dont blow it, my credability is on the line here.

YOURGODISDEAD, you get like, private marathon lessons so you can beat someone haha

TMfreak and Grafcore, you guys get a packet of condoms and some peanut butter.

k13m - Roadie position for Hate Eternals next tour.

Lbxxx - Sundial.

And probably last but not least, Siggi, you get a kick in the arse from shady uncle steve!

Theres prolly more that deserve presents from me, but thats too bad!
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Old 2006-12-05, 00:25
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Yes time to give everyone their presents again! And seeing guitar demon isn't around to often these days I thought I'd make the thread instead.


TMfreak and Grafcore, you guys get a packet of condoms and some peanut butter.




Can we all give presents to people, or just you? [/sillyn00bquestion]
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Old 2006-12-05, 00:26
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Old 2006-12-05, 00:49
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Old 2006-12-05, 02:33
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Yes time to give everyone their presents again! And seeing guitar demon isn't around to often these days I thought I'd make the thread instead.

AndrewC - Tickets to adelaide.

Tullie - You get a ticket to Australia to join my band and guess what the also told me you can get a transfer to one of the ice cream parlours here so your not out of a job either.

Sam [not transient] - I give you a job working for major labels as a graphix and website designer, including band logos and album art, plus a state of the art computer with like Adobe Photoshop Xthousand.

Marino - I bought you tickets to a private show from Cannibal Corpse, backstage pass and 20 tag along passes for your friends.

Timothina - I make you a Magical pendant to ressurect Gorguts for one final show in Melbourne.

Johnmansley - I give you a calculator. Yeah... An enchanted one. Signed by Dillinger Escape Plan and Anata. And it has special buttons for the sole purpose of typing Nile on the screen when you hold it upside down.

Slabbefusk - You get a new photo of suddam hessein in a santa claus hat.

Cunty Shunt, you get an audition for Hellnation, dont blow it, my credability is on the line here.

YOURGODISDEAD, you get like, private marathon lessons so you can beat someone haha

TMfreak and Grafcore, you guys get a packet of condoms and some peanut butter.

k13m - Roadie position for Hate Eternals next tour.

Lbxxx - Sundial.

And probably last but not least, Siggi, you get a kick in the arse from shady uncle steve!

Theres prolly more that deserve presents from me, but thats too bad!

Oh, just forget me then.
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Old 2006-12-05, 04:09
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Johnmansley - I give you a calculator. Yeah... An enchanted one. Signed by Dillinger Escape Plan and Anata. And it has special buttons for the sole purpose of typing Nile on the screen when you hold it upside down.




Anyway, I shall proceed with my list of gifts for you lot of unmentionables:

Dissection - some balls

SkelatorOfSteel - a He-man sword and thong box set

Rik - a mention in the gifts thread

Infinity - a Marty McFly hoverboard

FBS - The motherfucking Ashes, although England are doing a good enough job gifting them already

PST - A dictionary and thesaurus set; I think his diction could do with enlarging!

Me - a break from you cunts

BassBehemoth - breast augmentation

FearFrost - CS gas to keep Nick away from his flowing locks

Powers - the Everley Brothers box set

Chris R - the Ultimate Warrior in a gimp suit

Def - Um, beer!

Doc - Lemmy's warts

Darko - that's between me and Dylan

Nihilist - see Darko

All the Norwegians - plaster cast of John Arne Riise's six pack

BassistOfLight - darkness

Bia - David Lee Roth's soiled spandex pants

Broken Crimson - a very dark and grim forest

L,B'XXX - a personal performance from Joni Mitchell

SARS - an internet connection

Black Star - the Official History of Liverpool Football Club DVD

Tim - a lock of Luc Lemay's hair

Requiem - a comfort blanket

Soulinsane - a rubber nuclear weapon to disperse the crowds of female admirers

Ten Ton Alien - Cristiano Ronaldo's balance, or lack thereof!

Dahmer's Fridge - a TV for his cave!

Fat Danny - a chemistry set!

Autumn Curve - Aaron Turner's plectrum

I can't think of anybody else, but if I do I'll post later. Enjoy the gifts, fuckos!
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Old 2006-12-05, 04:38
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So far I`ve gotten a kick in the arse from uncle Steve and a plaster cast of John Arne Rise's six pack

I will repay your kindness later, time to go shopping.
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Old 2006-12-05, 07:21
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I knew I could count on you Mansley.
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Old 2006-12-05, 07:37
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anyways, you guys aren't getting anything! too many of you here!
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Old 2006-12-05, 08:48
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Fat Danny - a chemistry set!


Nice. I've never actually had one of those.

I give you pi to 1.3 x 10^12 decimal places
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Old 2006-12-05, 08:51
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A sundial? Wth? lol

A few for starters are
PST-- A copy of Hookt on Foniks
fbs -- a Stretch Armstrong doll
Tulvox -- brownies ( )
powers' -- a sense of humor
John Holland -- gift certificate for Fashion Bug
Amadeus -- a plane ticket and new dancin' slippers
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Souli' and Mrs. Souli' -- a better New Year than the past one seemed to me
Tranny -- peanutbutter laced with superglue
walpurgis -- a job at the nuke plant HERE!!!!!!!
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Old 2006-12-05, 09:04
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Old 2006-12-05, 09:28
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I'd give myself a bunch of stuff to make up for the lack of presents from you cunts.
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Old 2006-12-05, 10:59
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haha, Mansley you cunt!

I would give you my Math course to complete, because I'm relearning shit I've done at least 4 times over in Math 11, and then Math 11 Advanced. And I'd give you a blowjob for getting it done before May.

I'll do more niggas later, I'm seeing my brother as he's back from Aussietown.
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Old 2006-12-05, 11:35
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BassB: An american green card. You've earned it bud.

LB: One year membership to Curves

FBS: A fucking baseball

PST: A thesaurus. (For using to find easier to understand words, its also intelligent to convey messages in the easiest form possible)

Infinity: A stress relief doll

CTL: The complete set of Star Trek movies. Oh and a blow up doll.

Proaz: A D in Calculus because i have a lower grade than him....

TimeDragon: Box of cleanexs haha

XGraf: A Nordic beer horn

BlizzardB: The non-ambigous gender card.

HumanCorpse: Snow

PhillKilla: An eagle globe and anchor sticker.... oops Army thats right.. A new baret? haha

Souls: A nice transition to the civilian life.

Dicksuction: Chicken Soup for the mothers soul.

Nomad: Webcode for a functioning Chat Room

Problematic: A new Skateboard and a video camera. (its your turn bitch! )

Zionist: A Full Throttle energy Drink.

Powers: A green metal tabs t-shirt with a drunken Xgraf on it.

Skelatorofsteel: A thread that never closes

Blood Red Bass: A round of applause for posting intelligent posts.

Broken Crimson: Estrogen

Shreddist: A fake ID card

Mrs. Malicious: A marriage ring.

Tranny: A vocalist

Moe_Blunts: Moe Blunts

Dystopia: No Blunts

Soeru: American Credit Debt.

JAMF: Clothes

Def: 2 Old E 40s and some ducktape. (for his hands of course) Go edward!!
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Old 2006-12-05, 11:41
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Blood Red Bass: A round of applause for posting intelligent posts.

Look at all of you!!!! You're all jealous he gave you tangible presents, and you wish you were getting the e-plause I'm getting now!!!
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Old 2006-12-05, 11:52
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Old 2006-12-05, 12:19
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Look at all of you!!!! You're all jealous he gave you tangible presents, and you wish you were getting the e-plause I'm getting now!!!


I haven't stopped laughing at this post since i first read it like 5 minutes ago.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
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Old 2006-12-05, 12:27
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CTL: The complete set of Star Trek movies. Oh and a blow up doll.


Fuck Star Trek. But I will take that blow up doll.

*looks at blow up doll with goo-goo eyes* and I name you "Naomi."
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Old 2006-12-05, 12:49
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