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Old 2006-10-23, 08:19
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The 'Tabbies, '06!!

Hell yeah, it's nearly the end of October, it's THAT TIME AGAIN!

Could you win a 'Tabbie? Hell, they sound a bit gay, but we had to call them something and you have nothing to say in the matter, you fleshy gimp, because it's everyone else who votes. Hah! Suck crevice, muttpoke! Like every other year, here are the categories:

Members:
* Most Irritating Member
* Least Irritating N00b
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch


Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole

General:
* Best Avatar
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.


And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006
* Biggest Cunt


ALSO, BECAUSE WE FEEL LIKE IT, TWO NEW CATEGORIES WILL BE INTRODUCED! Vote on the above, and we'll take suggestions on the new categories, and hopefully someone will have their feelings hurt.

Vote, you fuckbundle!
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Old 2006-10-23, 08:29
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LOL lets go!!

Members:

-Most irritating: Problematic
-Least irritating n00b: Pr0az
-Everyone's favorite little bitch: BOB ze metalleu(i think i fit more in a simple Bitch categorie!!) and Mods!!

Mods

- Far_beyond_sane!

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-Best Avatar: BassBehemoth!!!
-Best Sig: Mine, we all know it, compelled loves dicks
- Transient: where is he now...
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.

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Old 2006-10-23, 08:48
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Surely one of the new categories has to be 'The Stupid Thread Award'. No explanation needed for this one.
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The Truth of The Truth

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Old 2006-10-23, 08:51
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Old 2006-10-23, 08:57
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Most Irritating member- Requiem
Least Irritating n00b- mrs. malicious
Everyone's favorite little bitch- I'm gonna have to say Bob Ze metalleau. Whether he intends to or not, every one of his posts is hilarious.

Moderators:

Most unreasponable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: That one is gonna have to go to far_beyond_sane, cause he accused PST 88 of being Jewish solely on his cool ass-thick beard and his nose....

General:

Best avatar: NewHELLOnEARTH, it is the most realistic to what he really looks like.
Best signature: Brainsforbreakfast's just strikes a funny chord in me for some reason.
Where are they now award?: Metal=Life

Best flaming of 2006: That thing SkelatorOfSteel got flamed for about hitting that emo girl was a pretty one-sided flaming I think.
Biggest Cunt- Hmmm......moe_blunts I guess?
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed SuiÁmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.

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Old 2006-10-23, 10:08
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Vote for me and I'll punch you in the face

I think I'll vote for you and consider your punches mere "love taps."
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Old 2006-10-23, 10:39
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Most unreasponable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: That one is gonna have to go to far_beyond_sane, cause he accused PST 88 of being Jewish solely on his cool ass-thick beard and his nose....


He is a jew, you tattered rectal fistula.

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-Least irritating n00b: Ki3m


...And he's not a fucking newbie! Do they have eyes in Canada, or just light-sensitive stalks?
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Old 2006-10-23, 10:54
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i know, but i really dont know who put

Edit- i changed this options its okay now
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.

Last edited by BOB_ZE_METALLEU : 2006-10-23 at 11:37.
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Old 2006-10-23, 12:02
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Nazi mod: all~!
Most emo n00b: skeletor guy
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2006-10-23, 12:03
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IT'S MY FAVOURITE TIME OF YEAR!!



Most Irritating member- JAMF, SkeletorofSteel
Least Irritating n00b- Blood Red Bass
Everyone's favorite little bitch- Bob Ze metalleau. Not to call him a bitch, but he's my favourite.

Moderators:

Most unreasponable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: PST, because you can love him and hate him..as he will arugement your point or his even if he does agree or does not agree. What a jew cunt! I wonder what his opinions are about saving money..or piggy banks for that matter.

General:

Best avatar: slayme_returns, because when I see it I think it is Transient posting, but in reality it is critsizing Transient's spinal column. LOL.

Best signature: tmfreak..except he didn't include that m=l's ammo was found IN TEA LEAVES.
Where are they now award?: Trendkill_420..he's probably dying of liver cancer.

Best flaming of 2006:I'm going to say anything by Chris REVENDEZDVZX. He always pwns his debater. Other notables include: Metalhead Jocks, by CheeseCo. What a terrible thread!
Or than chinese guys who tried to sell up fake, chinese gibson's.

Biggest Cunt- Lbxxx, because she has the biggest cunt. Hell...anyone would agree if they saw pictures of walpurgis. Jesus!


What about more questions? Like best threads, best polls, most typos, lowest iq, etc?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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Old 2006-10-23, 12:07
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General:
-Me
-Bassbehemoth(I will rape me)
-Tattered

Best flamming of 2006-Of course me!
Biggest Cunt-Transient
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Old 2006-10-23, 12:09
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Least Irritating n00b- Blood Red Bass
What?! My post-whore title means nothing??!! Lol, oh well, as long as I'm not irritating.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed SuiÁmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Old 2006-10-23, 12:10
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Bob joined in May 2005...he is no noob..noob can refer to within now to the last year?

BRB - Your posts are actually of thought and possibly substence, rather than say, Requiem.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-10-23, 12:38
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And here I gave you a standing ovation for chewing out Req'.
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Old 2006-10-23, 12:49
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Most Irritating member- Dissection. Hes what suspended or someting? Hes a douchebag.
Least Irritating n00b- xgrafcorex. Least eye offensive posts from a newb ever.
Everyone's favorite little bitch- CTL for sure

Moderators:

Most unreasponable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: far_beyond_sane without a doubt. Too many threads i've seen closed with near no reasoning except an ... errr fuck you. Orsomething along those lines haha

General:

Best avatar: You're so right bassb haha, but i'm going with SQOL because until about an hour ago i had NO IDEA wtf it was. And i've actually spent minutes at a time trying to figure it out, (from time to time)

Best signature: brainsforbreakfast. Should be a wake up call there requiem

Where are they now award?: I'm going with Problematic. That fool floats around like no other.

Best flaming of 2006: When dissection "left" What a fucking stupid cunt he got slammed like a moron.
Biggest Cunt- Dissection for crying all the time.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
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Old 2006-10-23, 13:05
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Old 2006-10-23, 13:23
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im on here about everyday of the fucking week, i dont have a shit clue who te give an award for anything... xept for the where are they now award

were the fuck is def?? i havent seen him post for ages
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Old 2006-10-23, 13:30
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im on here about everyday of the fucking week, i dont have a shit clue who te give an award for anything... xept for the where are they now award

were the fuck is def?? i havent seen him post for ages
He posted a few days ago in the RTT thread. I swear.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed SuiÁmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Old 2006-10-23, 14:09
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* Least Irritating N00b - mrs malicious
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - BOB ZE METALLEU - his broken english is adorable, reminds me of Borat


General:
* Best Avatar - metal_monkey
* Best Signature - Requiem's
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - Trendkill_420

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006 - what Chris told Pr0az in the dirty screwing thread
* Biggest Cunt - Mortifera
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Old 2006-10-23, 14:29
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* Most Irritating Member - too god damn many! But Requiem, tranny, and dicksucktion take the lead here!

* Least Irritating N00b - Beats the fuck out of me.

* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - nick miller aka bassbehemoth nihilly, power soft error and more but im not going to go on

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - the australian quiff known as FBS.

General:
* Best Avatar - mine, because i fucking rule.

* Best Signature - who ever (if at all anymore) has me quoted in it.

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
ATIF, M=L, trendkill 420, and dame

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2006 - beats me, im not around too much anymore, but im sure theres something with tranny and/or dicksucktion getting the teeth slapped out of their bitch ass mouths

* Biggest Cunt - dicksucktion ftw!
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