Yeah rofl. I'm uncut.

i like my beanie

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You mean yours or Jimbo's?

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+1.

It just feels nicer. And pubes just look to messy imo.

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What? No way!!!!!!!! We'll all be hairless synthetics in the future.

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what a bunch of metrosexuals.


i bet next, you'll be saying how good it feels to have a guy toss your salad. men were made to hairy, sport dat shit.

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I don't see how that's metrosexual. Metrosexuals care for their appearance by trying to go with the fasions and impressing their friends. I really doubt he goes around telling everyone he shaves with a "please ask me if you want to see it" look on his face.

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shaving your balls and asshole is metrosexual if you ask me. who agrees?

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I do, i can safely say that no razor is going near the pubic area anytime in the forseeable

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I don't..it's for the ladies.

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well so is plucking your eyebrows and wearing styling moose...it is all for the ladies.

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There is no need to argue. I value appearing attractive to my woman just as much as you value showing how manly to other men. Whatever puts helium in your balloon. If you shave it counts more as a hygeine thing. plucking your eyebrows and using styling moose is more about what you think makes you look good. Of course, if you aren't already devilishly handsome, then no amount of moose or plucked brows can help.

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by your definition..shaving your pubes is metrosexual. you think people shaved that shit 20 years ago? its a current fashion trend. plain and simple. at the same time..i prefer girls either neatly trimmed or shaven..not some jungle down there.



i agree! i have shaving my face as it is and don't really do it..i don't need to shave two places now...then i'd need another razor too...or do you metrosexuals use the same one for your face as your balls??

It's all about the Phillips Electric razor for the crotch. I have a mach 3 for my face.

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http://shaveeverywhere.com/

FTW

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ha, he shaves it.

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FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY PENIS:

I have foreskin, want to keep it.

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ahh you hooded freaks are in the lead!

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damn straight.

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how the fuck are they winning.Arent you supposed to be circumsized when your born.Any ways look where im at Metaltabs some crazy cunts here.

Aren't you retarded?

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yuhh

You give jews a bad name. You are worst than Jesus.

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This is one of the funniest threads that's been here in ages. You guys are all nuts.
All that arm shaving and prissing up might not be so metro now, but that's what it started out as. And it was probably some fruitloop that told his friends that eventually tried in in their closet and it's wormed its way to you.
Or maybe it's like "bald" women. You like to think you're pre-pubescent and getting lucky. Like I said I'd laugh and say "grow one" or two or three. Grass may not grow on a playground, but I'd rather have a man than a kid.

Toupee anyone?

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nah that shit will always be metrosexual. might as well go have someone wax your bikini line!!

not that its directly related..but the founder/ceo of koenigsegg (swedish car company that recently produced the fastest road car in the world) had some kind of anxiety disorder that resulted in all his hair falling out. he has some tattoos that looke like eyebrows..until you look closely i guess.

old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

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i heard a funny one yesterday......"if there is grass on the field, play ball. HOWEVER, if grass hasn't grown yet, flip the bitch over and play in the mud."

so, is walpurgis' pop's cut?


oh shit......don't answer that. hah

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Then the thread did its job.

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it doesnt bother me one bit but people say that they are happier when they have it removed because its not such a hassel to clean your johnson





to see the creatures in the dark is
to be a creature of the dark

It bothers me cause you broke the tie!!

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Pfft, come back to me when your penis is 100%.

haha, B@M!

I'm sure jerking it is a lot more pleasing with foreskin.

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Sorry un-cut dudes. I tied it at 28.

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foreskin for the win.

but meh.

I knew a crack head that happened to. There's also a stress related hereditary disease that some friends of mine have that makes their hair fall out.


I'm not telling you if he's cut or not. A lady doesn't tell all her secrets. He might show you though. j/k

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i'm glad you can take a joke. yay for L,B'XX.


looks like all of us are comfy with our package. is smegma like toe jam?

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"The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the
man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more
pleasure during sex.

Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead."

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LOL, where did you find that?

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I kid you not. I just received that from my sis-in-law who got it from her exhusband. lol Isn't it great?
I get the best email!

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HA, it sounds like something one of the crazy canadians on this site would have written.

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I don't know where it originated. I didn't pay attention, but I thought it fit well here. Didn't even need lube!

oh man, I'm getting tired.................

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Amen.

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is it jsut me or does canada seem like a colder, less crime infested version of america? that is also more friendly towards metal

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Yes. And we have different money and less people..honestly, that's about it.

Canada is cold and gr1m...I hope it's a bR00T@L V1NT3r!

The metal scene depends were you live...except Quebec..fuckers.


To stay on topic...I enjoy foreskin.

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we know you do!


honestly i've thought of one day moving to canada out of the us...it does seem like a more laid back usa thats a bit colder. how often do you have power outages in the winter season?

Not often at all. Definitely no blackouts like the US.

It's not even that much colder compared to nothern America.(Except the godamn Arctic...but well, go figure.)

It is laid back, and I find canadians a little more personable than perhaps some Americans..but I mean there are assholes and nice people everywhere in the world(perhaps because of the population). I've been to America many times but nothing compares to shitty ole Halifax.

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you sick fucks.

I hope it's yours you're enjoying

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so i bought a norelco shave anywhere razor today. turns out i'm way further away from a 6 pack than i thought. FUCK!! hah.

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It's fucking tied again? Christ! You're parents are terrible! F3TUS MULTILATION!

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Ha, thats amazing. If everyone on this this thread was honest, then there is a 1 in 2 chance the next random male you meet will be circumcised.

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That may not be the case...because Canada isn't full of jews like America.
lol, sorry..enough jokes.

I know one person that is circumsized..and he has supposedly witnessed Jehovah.

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Certain drugs can make you "witness" anything you wish if its on your mind.

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Thats wild. I probably don't know a person that ISN"T circumsized. Sure i don't ask, but my friends when drunk... have a bad habit of showing their penis to me and everybody else. My good friend got into an arguement with some guy at his college about how his balls are big. And the kid said he wouldn't whip them out. So naturally he not only whipped them out and smacked the kid with it. (true story)

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Hate to break it to you, but your friends are gay.

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Yep. If your dick or balls touches another guy you are gay.

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Unless you had a dad that was never around and was delivered by a midife, your genitalia has probably come in contact with another male. Wrap your mind around that one dude.

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I will probably regret asking, but can you get into the technicalities of whatever you are on about? You don't make any sense.

ktnxbye

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So you're saying your dad never fondled your penis? What kind of sick freak-o family are you part of?

Yeah, but think of where most of you came through first unless you were a c-section baby. hehe


Canada just has a whole province to send the "undesirables" too. I don't know how BOB_ZE ended up there. Maybe he's really a warden. Border patrol or something so they dont' escape into the rest of the country.

And wth? I'm a nice American, bitches.

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Yes........


Well i dont' care if they are gay or not.. If they want to do crazy stuff like pull their shit out in the middle of a game of Asshole (drinking game) in order to make everyone else drink.. then.. well by golly.. thats what they'll do.

one of my friends (who does that) took a shit off a 4 story wooden tower into this river that we used to jump into. They filmed it.....

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My dad fondled nothing because I was raised by my single mom OOOHH BURN!!

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Shitting is completely acceptable. At any time; for any reason.

Example: Shitting on your friend while they sleep.

Example of what not to do: Cumming on your friend while they sleep. Or anything else invloving your penis touching any part of their body.

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What if you have to perform a tracheaometry and have no sharp tools? would you rather have your friend die?

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hahaha

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An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious.
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....

"We had him circumcised."

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"Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants."

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What. Where is the source.



EDIT: just read it. Weird....... LULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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