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View Poll Results: Cmon, just answer the damn question.
I am circmcised, don't miss it. 34 47.89%
I have foreskin, want to keep it. 36 50.70%
I am circumcised, want it back. 0 0%
I have foreskin, I want it gone. 1 1.41%
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Old 2006-08-31, 18:18
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All natural and I don't care. I don't see what the whole obsession is in the US.

Most other cultures do it because of religious reasons. Claiming it's more hygenic only has value when you live in the dessert and there is no water to keep yourself clean.
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All natural and I don't care. I don't see what the whole obsession is in the US.

Most other cultures do it because of religious reasons. Claiming it's more hygenic only has value when you live in the dessert and there is no water to keep yourself clean.

Germs have a hard time living in the desert. It's dry all the time and very cold at night, usually sunny in the day. br00tal bacteria love WARM (your penis temperature), WET (any uhh...."fluids" or dirty water you might have in there), DARK (aint much light in between your foreskin and your shaft) places.

EDIT- by "your" I don't mean brainsforbreakfast, I mean any guy with a coat on.
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i dont know about you guys, but when i log onto metaltabs i really just want to think about everyones dick
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Ahaha omg 3 people looked at the picture.

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Lets look at this from this point of view...

How many porns do you see with circumcised cocks? Like 99.99999999% right? I have never had a female complain about my equipment. In fact, I have got nothing but complete, ego blowing praise.

Here is a funny story.

Years ago one of my friends said he wasn't cut ( ) and thats no big deal. right? One night a group of us males picked up by some fine looking ladies. They were all willing and ready We get back to the appartment and everything is going good until the "uncut" male friend decided to retire with his date first into a back room....

Within minutes we hear screams of horror. A freaked out, half naked girl runs into the living room and all the girls become freaked out! Next thing the males know, ALL the other females are leaving

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Lets look at this from this point of view...

How many porns do you see with circumcised cocks? Like 99.99999999% right? I have never had a female complain about my equipment. In fact, I have got nothing but complete, ego blowing praise.

Here is a funny story.

Years ago one of my friends said he wasn't cut ( ) and thats no big deal. right? One night a group of us males picked up by some fine looking ladies. They were all willing and ready We get back to the appartment and everything is going good until the "uncut" male friend decided to retire with his date first into a back room....

Within minutes we hear screams of horror. A freaked out, half naked girl runs into the living room and all the girls become freaked out! Next thing the males know, ALL the other females are leaving

Never trust an uncut guy

Haha woah!!
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Woa its seriously not a big thing here.

I dont think anyone cares, most dudes still have their penile scarf though.
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I still don't know what completely happened that night. Maybe the chic was pyscho or she had never seen one uncut. No one but her knows why she freaked out.

We never got to ask any of the girls from that night what she said happened.

Uncut=bad imo.
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im cut. i guess im glad i am. never seen one otherwise, dont plan to.
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Lets look at this from this point of view...

How many porns do you see with circumcised cocks? Like 99.99999999% right? I have never had a female complain about my equipment. In fact, I have got nothing but complete, ego blowing praise.

Here is a funny story.

Years ago one of my friends said he wasn't cut ( ) and thats no big deal. right? One night a group of us males picked up by some fine looking ladies. They were all willing and ready We get back to the appartment and everything is going good until the "uncut" male friend decided to retire with his date first into a back room....

Within minutes we hear screams of horror. A freaked out, half naked girl runs into the living room and all the girls become freaked out! Next thing the males know, ALL the other females are leaving

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well it was a chick that freaked out. you would probably have an easier time picking up dudes
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i tried to make a gay joke. thats the best version i could come up with. should have seen some of the other ones...
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