2006-08-05, 01:43
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Breaking news! Metalhead raped by a sailorman...
...going by the name of "Soulinsane".
Enjoy your birthday cunt.
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2006-08-05, 01:44
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HES BAAACK
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Location: slaying all the giants
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happy bday
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www.myspace.com/crownedmusic
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/transient_shirts/Banner.gif
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2006-08-05, 02:33
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Drunken Yeti God
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Have a fine Navy day there, shipmate.
..that should fire him up sufficiently...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2006-08-05, 02:45
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Toast-whore
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Location: Where the grass is green, and the girls 69.
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Party!
Drink beer and eat steak!
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My bands page ^
Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
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Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible
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2006-08-05, 03:27
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Noob lud
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Have a good one Soul
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9/23
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2006-08-05, 07:05
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Crusher of Skulls
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AHHHHHH!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
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My Trust is in WHISKEY and WEEDand SLAYER
Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
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Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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Originally Posted by johnmansley
May the best cunt win.
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2006-08-05, 07:06
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Quantum.
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Think I missed this one but so... happy b-day.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2006-08-05, 07:31
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Post-whore
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Happy birthday
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2006-08-05, 08:33
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Post-whore
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happy birthday soul
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R.I.P. Mieszko Talarczyk
1974 - 2004
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someone's a little behind
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I'll take you from behind!
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2006-08-05, 08:37
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Post-whore
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don't get blown up now
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Quote:
Originall Posted By problematic
Im a quadraplegic.
Youve made me cry
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Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
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RIP this guy
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2006-08-05, 08:55
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the siamese
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have a good one, knight of darkness!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2006-08-05, 10:28
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Now don't you fire those nukes for fireworks, y'hear.
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Why would you sig that?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
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2006-08-05, 11:07
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Symbiotic In Theory
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Have a good one dude
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2006-08-05, 12:37
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Schrodinger's Cat
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Enjoy your birthday: you'll never be this young again
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Album of the day:
Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2006-08-05, 14:01
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
BOB SAGET!!!!!
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When faced with a difficult situation, Jesus asks himself, "What would Chuck Norris do?"
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2006-08-05, 14:27
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happy bday matey
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< no wonder hes mad!!
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2006-08-05, 14:30
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Pirate Lawd
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Thanks everyone Now that I have lived longer then Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, and all the rest of the 27 club, I should live forever
Last edited by Soulinsane : 2006-08-05 at 14:43.
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2006-08-05, 14:41
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Master Killer
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have a good one matey, sail the seas, nuke soms towelheads, fuck total strangers and try all foreign beers until there is no more blood in your alcohol!!
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2006-08-05, 14:57
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Post-whore
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Hyvää syntymäpäivää!
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R.I.P. hide 1964 - 1998 <------- PRESS HERE!
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2006-08-05, 16:24
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Muffin Ass
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Soul...
Love ya man!
Have many many more.....and thanks for serving too.....guys like you and Wally....Hells yeah! Stepping up for the rest of us.
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2006-08-05, 17:09
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Happy Birthday! In your honor me and the old man are gonna take a bottle of wine out to the firepit and not smoke pot back there for the first time in our lives. hahaha
Have many more and, like Bia said, thanks for being a Squiddly Diddly!
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-08-05, 18:25
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Legio Draconorum Orkian
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Location: upon raging waves
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have a good one matey, sail the seas, nuke soms towelheads, fuck total strangers and try all foreign beers until there is no more blood in your alcohol!!
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haha, that pretty much sums it up.
happy birthday man
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2006-08-05, 18:49
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Die Young.
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Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2006-08-05, 19:04
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I am a tax on the world..
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asswipe.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2006-08-05, 19:38
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: London, UK
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Enjoy dude, have a good one!
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The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth
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moonraven?....more like ass raven
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2006-08-06, 02:41
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Pirate Lawd
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Hanger 18
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Thanks again everyone. You all are the best. I love you guys Today has been nice.
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2006-08-13, 21:32
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slack as fuck
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
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Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
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2006-08-13, 22:08
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Norway
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Damn, so did I. Happy birthday fucker
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