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Old 2006-08-05, 01:43
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Breaking news! Metalhead raped by a sailorman...

...going by the name of "Soulinsane".

Enjoy your birthday cunt.
 
Old 2006-08-05, 01:44
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happy bday
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Old 2006-08-05, 02:33
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Have a fine Navy day there, shipmate.

..that should fire him up sufficiently...

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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2006-08-05, 02:45
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Party!

Drink beer and eat steak!
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Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.

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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-08-05, 03:27
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Have a good one Soul
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2006-08-05, 07:05
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AHHHHHH!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMMIT!!!!!


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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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May the best cunt win.
 
Old 2006-08-05, 07:06
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Think I missed this one but so... happy b-day.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal

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- Carl Sagan

"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
 
Old 2006-08-05, 07:31
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Happy birthday
 
Old 2006-08-05, 08:33
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happy birthday soul
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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-08-05, 08:37
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don't get blown up now
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Im a quadraplegic.

Youve made me cry


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Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.

RIP this guy
 
Old 2006-08-05, 08:55
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have a good one, knight of darkness!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-08-05, 10:28
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Now don't you fire those nukes for fireworks, y'hear.
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2006-08-05, 11:07
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Have a good one dude
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''

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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
 
Old 2006-08-05, 12:37
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Enjoy your birthday: you'll never be this young again
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Old 2006-08-05, 14:01
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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

BOB SAGET!!!!!


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Old 2006-08-05, 14:27
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happy bday matey
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< no wonder hes mad!!
 
Old 2006-08-05, 14:30
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Thanks everyone Now that I have lived longer then Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, and all the rest of the 27 club, I should live forever
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Old 2006-08-05, 14:41
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have a good one matey, sail the seas, nuke soms towelheads, fuck total strangers and try all foreign beers until there is no more blood in your alcohol!!
 
Old 2006-08-05, 14:57
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Hyvää syntymäpäivää!
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Old 2006-08-05, 16:24
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Soul...
Love ya man!

Have many many more.....and thanks for serving too.....guys like you and Wally....Hells yeah! Stepping up for the rest of us.

 
Old 2006-08-05, 17:09
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Happy Birthday! In your honor me and the old man are gonna take a bottle of wine out to the firepit and not smoke pot back there for the first time in our lives. hahaha

Have many more and, like Bia said, thanks for being a Squiddly Diddly!
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Old 2006-08-05, 18:25
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have a good one matey, sail the seas, nuke soms towelheads, fuck total strangers and try all foreign beers until there is no more blood in your alcohol!!

haha, that pretty much sums it up.
happy birthday man
 
Old 2006-08-05, 18:49
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Happy Birthday fucker, try and lose that accent you have developed..maybe move into a bigger city!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-08-05, 19:04
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asswipe.


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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-08-05, 19:38
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Enjoy dude, have a good one!
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The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth

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moonraven?....more like ass raven
 
Old 2006-08-06, 02:41
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Thanks again everyone. You all are the best. I love you guys Today has been nice.
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Old 2006-08-13, 21:32
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What in the fuck? I missed it. Happy fuckin belated birthday 'Soul
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-08-13, 22:08
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Damn, so did I. Happy birthday fucker
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