2006-06-25, 12:21
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Most disappointing band.
You know them, that one band that you'd really like to like, but you just fucking CAN'T. They get something just wrong enough to turn themselves thoroughly ordinary.
Mine? Darkane. They really pissed me off and I stopped listening to them after Expanding Senses. I absolutely love fast death/thrash, the more aggressive and juvenile the better. That category they fit into very well - listen to any of the tracks off Insanity. The first 30 seconds or so, nothing but absolutely toxic paint-peeling riff goodness, and then the vocals kick in and you suddenly want to paint your kitchen beige and go shopping for throw pillows. Scream screamy ouch-stop-piercing-my-nipple vocals utterly ruin the sound for me. Sydow always seemed to hit one note and hold it at the wrong times, and every time without fail it makes me want to punch him in the throat. Listen to The Perverted Beast and witness him sod the song up almost entirely.
Honourable mention to Black Label Society for starting off well and underachieving. When I heard the first grotty, blues-ridden Sonic Brew I did a little dance and spun the disc until it melted. However, soon after that they FORGOT TO WRITE INTERESTING SONGS and things took a turn.
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2006-06-25, 12:50
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HES BAAACK
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mastodon
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2006-06-25, 12:52
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Death to all but metal!
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The first 30 seconds or so, nothing but absolutely toxic paint-peeling riff goodness, and then the vocals kick in and you suddenly want to paint your kitchen beige and go shopping for throw pillows.
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Haaaahahahahahahaha
Martyr and Cynic. Same exact reason.
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2006-06-25, 13:01
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Ummm The Locust?
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2006-06-25, 13:01
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HES BAAACK
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says the dude with mortician as an avatar
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2006-06-25, 13:03
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Death to all but metal!
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Oh yeah! I forgot,
Mortician.
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2006-06-25, 13:22
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Die Young.
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Pantera.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-06-25, 14:11
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slack as fuck
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Cynic for the vocal reason. I can't listen to fucking robot vocals.
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2006-06-25, 14:13
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Pantera
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2006-06-25, 14:14
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Pirate Lawd
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Mine is Korn. They have some really good parts but as a whole the music is just droning and most of the vocals are weak.
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2006-06-25, 14:50
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Mine is Korn. They have some really good parts but as a whole the music is just droning and most of the vocals are weak.
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ha, anyways, either Kreator or Megadeth. i like a few Megadeth songs, tornado of souls, hangar 18, etc, but i don't really like mustaine's voice. marty is beast though. |
2006-06-25, 14:56
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Pantera, definitely.
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2006-06-25, 15:01
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Opeth-boring
Tool-boring
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2006-06-25, 15:04
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My Ass, Your Face
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Mine? Darkane. They really pissed me off and I stopped listening to them after Expanding Senses. I absolutely love fast death/thrash, the more aggressive and juvenile the better. That category they fit into very well - listen to any of the tracks off Insanity. The first 30 seconds or so, nothing but absolutely toxic paint-peeling riff goodness, and then the vocals kick in and you suddenly want to paint your kitchen beige and go shopping for throw pillows. Scream screamy ouch-stop-piercing-my-nipple vocals utterly ruin the sound for me. Sydow always seemed to hit one note and hold it at the wrong times, and every time without fail it makes me want to punch him in the throat. Listen to The Perverted Beast and witness him sod the song up almost entirely.
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I FUCKING love Darkane, and their vocalist. They were fucking great live, the singer is full of energy and he sounds even better live.
Anyways, Trivium is a very dissapointing band for me. Their music is fucking excellent, fast, technical, etc. But I can't get over Matt Heafy's vocals. He ruins it mostly.
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2006-06-25, 15:30
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cryptopsy, i own one album to study on the drums, they would rule if they got rid of the cookie monster<all thier cookie monsters>and shortened the songs
dillinger escape plan, not exactly metal but same deal,awesome drums,terrible music, even worst vocals. even calculating infinity i only can bear a listenonce in awhile, many awesome moments interrupted by fusion dorkness
90% of relapse catalogue
mastadon-that leviathan, or whatever, album sucks. thier previous work was good tho so i want to give it the benefit of the doubt. try as i must i cant hang
i hate pantera but do admit that they were one of the first heavy bands i got into
phobia, awesome band but a previous band i was in shared a bill with them years ago and the singer is a complete asshole. i cant listen to them ever since that show
any swedish death metal, i dont necessarily hate it, its just unremarkable,utterly forgettable
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2006-06-25, 15:48
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Cynic rules feggitzz.
I'm dissapointed with Slayer. Also the new Cryptopsy.
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2006-06-25, 16:37
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Only reason you people don't like mortician is because your all gay.
Your ears are too faggoty to hear it properly. 
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2006-06-25, 17:10
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New Blood
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Death
everyone loves it blabla say they were great blabla ooo chuck blabla
ive tried to like it, ive heard it a lot
and i hate it
it just sounds.. old... and boring
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2006-06-25, 18:28
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death have gone through so many different sounds and styles... what have you tried?
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2006-06-25, 18:39
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Behemoth-Their lyrics are just so fucking childish and/or self important that I can't take them seriously. Take Demigod for instance, what's with the little fucking explanations? He's a Polish musician, not a fucking ultra-cosmic observer of time or something.
Borknagar-I don't know what it is, because I like bands like Vintersorg and stuff, but these guys don't do it for me.
Evergrey-Every once in a while they will write an excellent song, but most of their stuff is just "The Tom Englund Show." I've heard Enya songs with more balls than these guys. However, I will admit I like most of the "In Search of Truth" album and the song "The Great Deciever."
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Images they brings to mind
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