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Old 2002-08-20, 20:39
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how? he done gizzwaddled on them?


I wanna know, too.

If your animals are so bad. Send them to me. I´ll drill them or do some surgicals with them.
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Old 2002-08-20, 22:37
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hey MetalPoldi i thought you quit that job?
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Old 2002-08-21, 05:37
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As far as I know we will never have anything in common, nor do I ever want to have anything in common with you.


I could name tons of things we have in common........sure their insignificant, but it's just to show you that even nobodies can have stuff in common with me!
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Old 2002-08-21, 06:28
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1. Close minded people
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5. Poeple who type in caps-lock mode LIKE THIS.
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Old 2002-08-21, 06:31
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IF I HAD TO ADD A 6TH, I WOULD PROBABLY BE IDIOT HACKERS. THEY'RE ALL IDIOT!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2002-08-21, 11:52
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My sixth would be people. They piss me off, and the world would be a much better place without them.
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Old 2002-08-21, 11:55
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but no one would know
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Old 2002-08-21, 12:00
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aw man, wally's gonna grow up to be one of those evil villain types you see in cartoons that wanna destroy the world.

oh no, he's gonna go on one of those nuclear submarine dealies for the navy too, what if he "accidentally pushes a few of the wrong buttons", and blows us all up?

NOOOOOOOOO
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Old 2002-08-21, 12:04
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Accidentally? My ass, I'll take full credit

and by the way, I won't be on a sub, I'll be on a nuclear powered aircraft carrier...100,000 tons of metal with enough firepower to take out a continent *boner*

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Old 2002-08-21, 12:49
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Accidentally? My ass, I'll take full credit

and by the way, I won't be on a sub, I'll be on a nuclear powered aircraft carrier...100,000 tons of metal with enough firepower to take out a continent *boner*



ooooh niiiice... care to blow up UK cause it sucks donkey ass?
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Old 2002-08-21, 12:53
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Yeah, aside from "Fuck the Mexicans" and "God damn that's a big fish" one of my old catch phrases for myself was "Fuck the British"

I think I adopted that while watching a movie on the Revolutionary War, so sure, I'll kick its ass for ya
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Old 2002-08-21, 12:53
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yay just make sure Im still there when you do it.
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Old 2002-08-21, 12:56
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Well, I'd hate to blow up a fellow metaltabber (except a few ) but god damn I love blowing things up.......
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Old 2002-08-21, 13:38
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Accidentally? My ass, I'll take full credit

and by the way, I won't be on a sub, I'll be on a nuclear powered aircraft carrier...100,000 tons of metal with enough firepower to take out a continent *boner*



that's 100.000 TONS OF NEGOTIATION!!!!!!

are you going to Iraq or what?
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Old 2002-08-21, 13:51
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I doubt it, that's a long shipping from California...
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Old 2002-08-21, 15:28
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well, is that a bad thing? come on, think of all the harbours you'll visit! all the cheap ming-li's and that kinda shit!?!?!

or do you like your sailor-buddy's better? :P


what carrier are you gonna be on? enterprise, washington??
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Old 2002-08-21, 18:21
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hey MetalPoldi i thought you quit that job?


Yeah, but just for fun. Looking on a living heart or stomach is cool. Everything´s moving.
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Holy shit! These bots get smarter and smarter every time they come around here!
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Holy shit! These bots get smarter and smarter every time they come around here!


on june 24, 2:51, spambot becomes self-aware.
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