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hahaha, practical jokes like that are great.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2006-01-24, 17:42
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2006-01-24, 19:59
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Not that I personally want to have this happen to me, cause its sounds painful
But i would like to see IRL a woman clenching a mans testicles twisting em' round and round till their blue and stomp on them with high heels....
ok maybe i wouldnt cause its just to fucking sick, but part of me is a tad intrigued
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2006-01-24, 21:52
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I took a dump on FBS's mom's chest.
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You don't say? That's a favorite past time of mine.
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2006-01-24, 22:18
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2006-01-25, 00:22
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Now eating a chicks ass is cool but tell the bitch to clean her asshole first and is her mom hot |
Hey man..shit happens...and yes, I'd do her mom in a second..and it would last a second because she's so hot.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-01-25, 11:15
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Not that I personally want to have this happen to me, cause its sounds painful
But i would like to see IRL a woman clenching a mans testicles twisting em' round and round till their blue and stomp on them with high heels....
ok maybe i wouldnt cause its just to fucking sick, but part of me is a tad intrigued |
Your fucked in the head mister.
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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2006-01-25, 12:14
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2006-01-25, 15:58
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i was with my girl and i had tied her hands and legs to the bed and......we were playing with ice....
the phone had rang quite a number of times and was disturbing so i went to take the hook off....when i returned i remembered that i had left the ice cube in her mouth.....
she had swalowed it half way and was choking ....(shit)
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2006-01-25, 16:15
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2006-01-25, 16:35
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Hey man..shit happens...and yes, I'd do her mom in a second..and it would last a second because she's so hot.
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Dam I wanted to nail a few of my girlfriends moms .
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2006-01-25, 17:05
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i would love to post in here but i cant think of anything better than whats been said
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2006-01-25, 17:29
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Haha, that was great. Fuckforforest, what a great slogan.
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2006-01-25, 18:12
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Eating out anus seems to me grotesquely grimey. How does one derive pleasure from such an arduous task?
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2006-01-25, 18:14
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Because it's different.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-01-25, 18:47
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2006-01-25, 19:01
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but what will we call you now??? the manusmaster?? |
2006-01-25, 19:23
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2006-01-25, 22:06
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i was with my girl and i had tied her hands and legs to the bed and......we were playing with ice....
the phone had rang quite a number of times and was disturbing so i went to take the hook off....when i returned i remembered that i had left the ice cube in her mouth.....
she had swalowed it half way and was choking ....(shit)
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Are you telling us about your dream last night? I'm sure it was lovely.
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2006-01-25, 22:47
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Originally Posted by lamb_of_satan
i was with my girl and i had tied her hands and legs to the bed and......we were playing with ice....
the phone had rang quite a number of times and was disturbing so i went to take the hook off....when i returned i remembered that i had left the ice cube in her mouth.....
she had swalowed it half way and was choking ....(shit)
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Your girlfriend must be somewhat retarded to choke on ice.
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