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Old 2006-01-24, 12:24
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Old 2006-01-24, 17:42
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Old 2006-01-24, 19:59
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Not that I personally want to have this happen to me, cause its sounds painful

But i would like to see IRL a woman clenching a mans testicles twisting em' round and round till their blue and stomp on them with high heels....

ok maybe i wouldnt cause its just to fucking sick, but part of me is a tad intrigued
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Old 2006-01-24, 21:52
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I took a dump on FBS's mom's chest.


You don't say? That's a favorite past time of mine.

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Old 2006-01-24, 22:18
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Old 2006-01-25, 00:22
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Now eating a chicks ass is cool but tell the bitch to clean her asshole first and is her mom hot



Hey man..shit happens...and yes, I'd do her mom in a second..and it would last a second because she's so hot.
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Old 2006-01-25, 11:15
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Not that I personally want to have this happen to me, cause its sounds painful

But i would like to see IRL a woman clenching a mans testicles twisting em' round and round till their blue and stomp on them with high heels....

ok maybe i wouldnt cause its just to fucking sick, but part of me is a tad intrigued

Your fucked in the head mister.
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Old 2006-01-25, 12:14
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yes...shit


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Old 2006-01-25, 15:58
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i was with my girl and i had tied her hands and legs to the bed and......we were playing with ice....
the phone had rang quite a number of times and was disturbing so i went to take the hook off....when i returned i remembered that i had left the ice cube in her mouth.....
she had swalowed it half way and was choking ....(shit)
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Old 2006-01-25, 16:15
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Old 2006-01-25, 16:35
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Hey man..shit happens...and yes, I'd do her mom in a second..and it would last a second because she's so hot.

Dam I wanted to nail a few of my girlfriends moms .
Older broads especially if they take care of themselves are hot
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i would love to post in here but i cant think of anything better than whats been said
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Old 2006-01-25, 17:29
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Haha, that was great. Fuckforforest, what a great slogan.
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Eating out anus seems to me grotesquely grimey. How does one derive pleasure from such an arduous task?
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Old 2006-01-25, 18:14
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Old 2006-01-25, 18:47
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Old 2006-01-25, 19:01
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but what will we call you now??? the manusmaster??
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Old 2006-01-25, 19:23
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Old 2006-01-25, 22:06
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i was with my girl and i had tied her hands and legs to the bed and......we were playing with ice....
the phone had rang quite a number of times and was disturbing so i went to take the hook off....when i returned i remembered that i had left the ice cube in her mouth.....
she had swalowed it half way and was choking ....(shit)


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i was with my girl and i had tied her hands and legs to the bed and......we were playing with ice....
the phone had rang quite a number of times and was disturbing so i went to take the hook off....when i returned i remembered that i had left the ice cube in her mouth.....
she had swalowed it half way and was choking ....(shit)

Your girlfriend must be somewhat retarded to choke on ice.

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