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Old 2005-09-11, 19:03
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those kind of people piss me off. im a christan but i know not to endulge too much in that kind of stuff. because its run by man, and man has its faults.
its just some new age witch hunt bullshit
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Old 2005-09-11, 19:10
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i think somone should suggest she listen to testament.
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Old 2005-09-11, 19:16
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this is going down in metaltabs history! The power struggle for the christian bitch`s site!
 
Old 2005-09-11, 19:40
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Old 2005-09-11, 19:44
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I see those fish on cars with people driving them like complete fucktards...

When did God get a fish anyway? I never read that shit anywhere in the Bible or is that some nu-Chirstian made up bull shit?


Before chritianity was accepted by the Roman Empire Christians were persecuted and killed. They used to hide and prey in secret. One way to find out if someone was a fellow Christian was to draw the shape of the fish on the ground, if the other person was a Christian he would finish of the fish by drawing the eye. I think it's stems from Jesus helping the fishermen by telling them to cast their nets over the other side of the boat!

We're all gonna burn in the firey pits of hell! Hurrah!!!
This site is so dark ages! Does she realise that the book most quoted, miss-used and miss-interpreted by serial killers to justify their crimes is the bible!!!

I take it also that God hates spell checkers too!!?
 
Old 2005-09-11, 19:45
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i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
 
Old 2005-09-11, 19:46
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Old 2005-09-11, 20:17
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Soul you gave me a change of heart haha
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
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Old 2005-09-11, 20:37
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Before chritianity was accepted by the Roman Empire Christians were persecuted and killed. They used to hide and prey in secret. One way to find out if someone was a fellow Christian was to draw the shape of the fish on the ground, if the other person was a Christian he would finish of the fish by drawing the eye. I think it's stems from Jesus helping the fishermen by telling them to cast their nets over the other side of the boat!

We're all gonna burn in the firey pits of hell! Hurrah!!!
This site is so dark ages! Does she realise that the book most quoted, miss-used and miss-interpreted by serial killers to justify their crimes is the bible!!!

I take it also that God hates spell checkers too!!?


That with the fish is actually another stolen element from european paganism. I think it was Mithras who was refered to as the ICSHY(?), the fish.
 
Old 2005-09-11, 21:20
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all that imagerys tied together anyways

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Old 2005-09-11, 21:35
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I'm registering right now, bwaahahaha. My username is "HolyCow."ZINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell?....this is part of the user rules?!?!?!haha

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-09-11, 21:36
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meh, im in another country, so im safe i think.
 
Old 2005-09-11, 21:42
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I'm registering right now, bwaahahaha. My username is "HolyCow."ZINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell?....this is part of the user rules?!?!?!haha

You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise in violation of ANY law. This is not only humorous, but legal actions can be taken against you.


I thought that was funny too, cuz you cant be sued for lying. Did this cathy bitch make up the rules? I wouldnt be suprised.
 
Old 2005-09-11, 21:45
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Holy crap look at this, this is one of the rules for the general forum:

-Do not insult me or disagree with me. You're only disrespecting God when you do such things and to not disrespect God is the number one rule.

"Do not disagree with me." She must think she is god
 
Old 2005-09-11, 21:49
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she looks like god of food.
 
Old 2005-09-11, 21:51
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More like holy crap.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2005-09-11, 21:58
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i still think the funniest thing on there.. ""heavy metal" also known as "dark music" which was first created by Marilyn Manson.."
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Old 2005-09-11, 23:07
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Old 2005-09-11, 23:09
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Hahaha! All the forum users just got an email from her asking for help. Her forum is still up though.
 
Old 2005-09-11, 23:13
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sooo.....any other hilariously pathetic websites like this one?
 
Old 2005-09-11, 23:21
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that funny? doubt it
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Old 2005-09-11, 23:28
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we should go on a owning streak where we own all forums like cathy's!!
 
Old 2005-09-11, 23:30
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

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Old 2005-09-11, 23:31
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lol thanks, profesionally done with paint
 
Old 2005-09-11, 23:35
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It is so over the top...I am more and more doubting the validity of it all.

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Old 2005-09-11, 23:36
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Old 2005-09-11, 23:39
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no i really think this is for real. No one would put that much time into a website and go this far just as a joke
 
Old 2005-09-11, 23:41
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haha haywired shut her down...

Can i get a link to the forum posted. I dont want the good times to end.
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.

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Old 2005-09-11, 23:54
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Old 2005-09-12, 00:06
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I doubt this is a joke, considering there are websites that are this over the top and are not jokes, like the website for those idiotic chic tracts.
 
Old 2005-09-12, 00:07
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Old 2005-09-12, 00:16
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but its one of those things we all like to pretend isnt
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

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Old 2005-09-12, 01:08
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Thanks bro

Edit: And thanks for keeping my cover up there. "Wow, look guys, metal tabs is being judged. hmm, weren't christians not supposed to judge? oh well, you are an idiot dude. Do you really know what we are? WHAT are we? tell us, im interested in seeing your pathetic posts." Remember that?

Also AAHC is making a come back at us.
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Old 2005-09-12, 02:05
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hahaha np dude it was funny

oh and btw was there anyone there that was ACTUALLY on cathy's side? i didnt pay attention to who was who so i just kinda went along with everything hehe

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Old 2005-09-12, 02:55
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Even those that seem to be on her side might be out to destroy her. I'm trying to become a mod there at all cost so I can ban Cathy and make all metaltabers mods before I blow my cover.
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Old 2005-09-12, 03:23
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I'm guessing your soulwithgod.
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Old 2005-09-12, 03:43
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Old 2005-09-12, 04:04
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Old 2005-09-12, 04:55
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Read it, I'm positive it's a joke now.
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Old 2005-09-12, 05:17
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Hah! Read that link.

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My well honed Internet Bullshit Detector is going off.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is an amateur metalhead sociologist having a big laugh at everyone else's expense.


I AM RIGHT. I AMMMMMM RIGHT.
I AM RIGHT. I AMMMMMM RIGHT.

Seems like the Crude Dude guy (whose really quite evil and hilarious comics I read) was up for a little free marketing, perhaps?
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Old 2005-09-12, 05:24
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shit man, dont i feel dumb for not seeing it, i read some articles and i have to say people do think that way
 
Old 2005-09-12, 05:27
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What a great fucking email to come home to from work!!

"I'm so sorry, my site has been shut down."

I have a feeling she was fulla shit, someone that psychotic wouldnt give up faith in god that easy.
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Old 2005-09-12, 05:31
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Old 2005-09-12, 05:40
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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Old 2005-09-12, 08:59
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Damn..... Well, it was fun as long as it lasted. Someone should try to find a real one we could troll
 
Old 2005-09-12, 09:28
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I have a feeling a real one would ban us immediatly, which arouses suspicions as to whether that was real or not.
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Old 2005-09-12, 11:54
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hehehe I had fun too

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Old 2005-09-12, 12:24
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If this is a joke i think the dude from Impaled is behind it and used all that crap to promote his band, and it worked.
 
Old 2005-09-12, 12:37
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would be a pretty classic gimmick to promote your band
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Old 2005-09-12, 15:11
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If this is a joke i think the dude from Impaled is behind it and used all that crap to promote his band, and it worked.

yeah that might be it. It didn`t work that well though, the banning madness wasn`t what made me most shocked.
 
Old 2005-09-12, 15:23
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Damn..... Well, it was fun as long as it lasted. Someone should try to find a real one we could troll


I could find about 84705467301967310985 real ones. When I get back from work today I'll shoot ye some cheesy youth group sites.
 
Old 2005-09-12, 15:25
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take your fuckin' pick.
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Old 2005-09-12, 15:26
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[edit]
Warning, they're quick to ban.
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Old 2005-09-12, 15:35
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Who`s up for some trolling?
 
Old 2005-09-12, 15:39
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Haha name the site hc and I'm there. How about that Christian teen forum thing?
 
Old 2005-09-12, 15:39
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Well I was praying in my room one night and about an hour previous to me praying i was asking to god to show me he was with me and well when i was praying i opened my eyes and saw a HUGE angel wing over my right side on the top of my celing im like WOA! Then one time I was praying and i couldnt pray because i kept getting distracted so i was rebuking the devil b/c i knew it was him and i opended my eyes and saw a short firery thing running it was like 2 seconds then it went away....i wasn't scared because i knew it was because i told the devil to leave and stuff soo yaa just owndering if anyone has ever had an experience like that or similar to it before??

and blizzard, im up for the teen site.
 
Old 2005-09-12, 15:43
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Alright, I just registered. Smart trolling this time though!

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Old 2005-09-12, 15:47
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I'm being serious on this one, because these kids are just plain ignorant...they need intelligent points being thrown at them.
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Old 2005-09-12, 15:47
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Im sacred flesh Sars: you got banned already?
 
Old 2005-09-12, 15:51
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nooooooo, i just noticed someone posting something about arch enemy and have a post count of -1.

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Old 2005-09-12, 15:56
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Old 2005-09-12, 16:01
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Oh god, these kids are confused. edit: great work with that topic bb

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Old 2005-09-12, 16:03
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Old 2005-09-12, 16:06
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what the fuck? "you ain`t got permission to reply to this topic". Bull shit! I still havn`t posted so I can`t have been banned. And I amn logged in to
 
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Old 2005-09-12, 16:09
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Old 2005-09-12, 16:15
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Haha we're members 3100, 3101 and 3102. Haha I sure hope they don't catch on!
 
Old 2005-09-12, 16:17
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hmm.... we can only pray ( yeah i notice the irony) that they are as retarded as they seem, and don`t notice
 
Old 2005-09-12, 16:24
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Old 2005-09-12, 16:26
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What are you guys going to do? PLease post some Deicide or Immolation lyrics or something... That would be awesome
 
Old 2005-09-12, 16:30
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nah, atleast not yet, that will get us banned on the spot. For now, I will only seem like a fucked up fanatic christian.
 
Old 2005-09-12, 16:31
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Old 2005-09-12, 16:33
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This is quality trolling
 
Old 2005-09-12, 16:34
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What are your usernames.. Mine is bloodredthrone
 
Old 2005-09-12, 16:36
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This is quality trolling

Haha yeah, a lot more interesting than that Cathy Agnus forum.

Gah! I just got banned! And I can't even access the forums anymore.

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Old 2005-09-12, 16:40
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HAHAHAHA

I've been banned.

The best thing is, read my fuckin' posts.....not a hint of juvenile trolling. Just honest opinion
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Old 2005-09-12, 16:45
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hahahahhaha same here It was still fun though
 
Old 2005-09-12, 16:45
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I'm going to try and find some Jewish forum we can troll.
 
Old 2005-09-12, 16:49
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hahahahha, I gotta go now ( belive it or not, but i do have a life) but I come back later for some more pointless spamming
 
Old 2005-09-12, 16:50
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I got banned too. But my two posts were tons of fun. haha
 
Old 2005-09-12, 16:58
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bollocks.....i'm bored now.
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Old 2005-09-12, 17:55
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dammit dammit dammit I just decided to read some of this thread and saw that an FBS-like email was on there and the page is unavailable now. goldurn it!

I don't know if I want to read anymore now. That sure was anti-climactical. Is that a word? It is now.

That woman sounds a tad bit under a rock or else it hit her. Jesus hung out with people who were of all sorts. He might have been holy, but he'd talk to anyone that would listen or wanted to learn. Sometimes incarceration makes people think soberly about what they've done in their life. A lot of the abuser's find out the abuse they grew up with wasn't right and can change. It doesn't happen a lot probably, but it does happen.

Oh Lord Jesus. A friend of mine is in jail. I just got the call.....to the RTT to spout.
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Old 2005-09-12, 18:53
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I don't know if I want to read anymore now. That sure was anti-climactical. Is that a word? It is now.


*Anticlimactic
 
Old 2005-09-12, 20:10
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I was simplesimon on the Cathy forum. I had a couple thinking I was just as bad as Cathy.
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Old 2005-09-12, 20:12
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We need to find another fucked up forum.
 
Old 2005-09-12, 22:05
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b'b'-- Thanks.


humancorpse-- Well, this one is pretty much sometimes.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-13, 00:06
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We need to find another fucked up forum.


go to blistering.com
 
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HA ! Someone posted the "Teen Christian Forums" link before I could!


Who's who on TCF ?



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Old 2005-09-13, 02:19
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Look no more!

http://www.christianteenforums.com/index.php?act=idx
 
Old 2005-09-13, 02:21
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Awww dude, those guys are in for some shit...
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Look at this douche:

http://www.christianteenforums.com/...?showtopic=9734

Let's create a bunch of names like JesusWasA<insert offensive insult here>

EDIT: Haha, who wrote cattle prods at the bottom?

EDIT 2: "9. Profanity in any form is forbidden. This includes taking God's name in vain. Euphamisms for profanities are not allowed. (i.e. frigging, frick, gosh darn it, ect.) "

Gee golly gosh!

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Old 2005-09-13, 02:33
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Old 2005-09-13, 02:41
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Old 2005-09-13, 02:47
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Oooo, suspended already.

Crap, I can't see anything anymore. I just have the douchebag moderator's message on my screen. Can't even log out.
 
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We're going to have to find another forum for us to take over




Landover Baptist is fun, but its an obvious joke.
 
Old 2005-09-13, 06:02
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Oh god, these kids are confused. edit: great work with that topic bb


Give 'em a break, they haven't discovered masturbation and the beauties of internet pornography yet. Quality porn will point any man in the right direction.

This is a pretty cool post:
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To quote Sigmund Freud
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

I think perhaps too much is being read into the disaster in New Orleans. And some people (not saying people here... just saying in general) would then take that as a reason they don't need to help after the disaster... because look at the sin which caused that act. You know what I mean? Just live the best you can in the way you know and with your life inspire others to follow you. I think too much time is wasted on whether or not this is a sign. You can't do anything more then they best you can with God and use your life to inspire others... being kind to all others...



Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. That's treaure. It's going in my sig.
 
Old 2005-09-13, 06:34
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I got banned already, and Idon't think I said anything that bad....
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Like I said ... we need to find something else!

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