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Old 2005-08-29, 01:45
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Dumb Guitars

Seeing as how there are so many cool and badass guitars thrown around on this site....I figure its time to post pics of guitars that look fucking retarded....ones you should never lay hands on retarded.....


May the bashing begin!!!!!


Retardo ESP.....owner has issues
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Old 2005-08-29, 01:49
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Stupidest fucking guitar I've ever seen IMO:

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6220




Hahaha j/k. But seriously I think these are the worst; I don't see why anyone would want a fish guitar or why Dave Mustaine would design this piece of shit after his awesome KV's.

http://www.edromanguitars.com/resou...zoraxe011-m.JPG

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Old 2005-08-29, 02:10
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Stupidest fucking guitar I've ever seen IMO:

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6220







I was wondering how long it would take for that.....
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Old 2005-08-29, 03:58
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super lame...
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Old 2005-08-29, 04:11
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He shoulda just got 'I love slipknot' on the inlays

Thats fucking discusting, and whats more discusting is that its his 'dream' guitar, and whats EVEN worse is that people actually said it was cool down the bottom of the page in the forum


Each to their own i guess
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Old 2005-08-29, 06:10
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Old 2005-08-29, 07:01
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Old 2005-08-29, 07:46
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Old 2005-08-29, 08:10
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www.jacksonguitars.com

Dumbass.

The ESP was lame.
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Old 2005-08-29, 10:54
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thanks for linking me to the best guitar site ever.


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Old 2005-08-29, 11:02
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Seeing as how there are so many cool and badass guitars thrown around on this site....I figure its time to post pics of guitars that look fucking retarded....ones you should never lay hands on retarded.....


May the bashing begin!!!!!


Retardo ESP.....owner has issues


That paint job is fucking beautiful though. I'd like something like that, just darker.

And to the person who posted the ibanez link?

Jackson RULE!
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Old 2005-08-29, 11:43
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Get the wangcaster out of here. The only honest guitar ever produced is in no way dumb.
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Old 2005-08-29, 11:49
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OK you all fuckin Ibanez players. Go fuck yourself and die and play your Be Nazi-guitars. I don't care. LEt the world devastate!"!!!


whAT!? I'm confused on what just happened here...
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Old 2005-08-29, 11:52
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whoops sorry I wasn't thinking what I said. I'm not saying that ibanezes are not-good-guitars, bui I think that the brand is.
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Old 2005-08-29, 11:58
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No, i don't care if you don't like them. But don't post stupid shit like that. If you hate Ibanez, fine. But brand praising is stupid, whorish, and belongs on another forum where 13 year olds belong.
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http://www.edromanguitars.com/guita...Fcustom_950.jpg

Just what the hell is this anyways?
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Old 2005-08-29, 13:14
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it looks like anus, bob.
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It looks like an ESP AX that had a shave in the nether regions...
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Old 2005-08-29, 15:28
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i think telecasters are some of the ugliest things (cant even call them guitars) to ever be mass produced, i mean there will always be the occasional custom guitar that looks like crap but telecasters are wide spread pure concentrated crap. They are a sorry excuse for crap, they are the epitome of worthlessness. They are a waste of materials, think how many awesome guitars could be made with all of the wood and metal used on building telecasters.

No need to post a link, i would hope you all know what a telecaster is.

Edit: IMO

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