it's because you're afraid you'll realize that.........you love me.

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FAR_BEYOND_SANE-- a skinny dude, hair down past his ass, thick black eyeglasses and three gold fillings in his teeth with his initials carved into them. He'll carve your initials in one of them if you pay him, http://www.farbeyondsanecarvesyourinitials.com Ok, seriously he's really from Texas and plods around town in his 30 gallon hat and an old sony walkman pumpin willie nelson tunes into his goofy vulcan ears. Ok, seriously seriously he's not even real but rather just some figment of your imagination.

Brilliant, captivating, effervescent description... and entirely wrong

SLAYME

Bent over at the shoulders like a mythological troll, this large pasty white creature searches the dustbins of the Deep South for empty Bud cans, which it gleefully crushes. No-one quite knows why this obsession for aluminium exists. Hair grows sporadically over his whole head and his most frequent conversation is 'duh, duh, duh' said in time to his footsteps as he trudges the world in his relentless search for empty beer receptacles to crush...

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Haha, this is the best thread in weeks!!

Good job Sane!

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i second that motion! (i've always wanted to say that for some reason)

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far_beyond_sane: he's straight-up a kangaroo (the boxing kind like on looney tunes), no buts about it. I'm sure walpurgis will wholeheartedly agree with me on this one.

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You're damn right I agree!

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Sane is actually a Lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, posted on an island off the coast of Italy. He's a short financial genius named Milo (I wont give out his last name to protect his identity). As a mess officer, he has set up a series of black markets in the Italy area, and manages to buy eggs for 7 cents, sell them for 5, and still make a profit. He even sells religious icons(pope was gonna sell em on the open market, so clever sane bought em up), and if you want any, just ask for Milo.

I imagine...

Memnoch: Average height and average weight even though the weight aspect is a bit to the skinny side, black short hair that looks like it hasn't been combed in a long time. Very talkative, but in a competitive way, loves to personally laugh at others around him but not tell them. Does not look like he wants to fight, but if he does, he will lay it all on the line.

Atifman: Well I know he's originally from Pakistan, so he'd look umm, let's see... glasses, facial hair (goatee I would think, or maybe a beard), very friendly, umm let's see, short black hair, body not buff but still powerfull looking in some way. Likes to talk to girls, a lot (who dosen't?)

FBS: Skinhead, clothes look very much like he dosen't care what he's wearing, loves to talk a lot, can't stop talking once he's started. Feels as if he's seen something he's rather curious about, or something weird, he NEEDS to research and find more about it, no matter what it is. Feels that everybody misunderstands him in the real world, and that he can't express himself sometimes unless he talks.

Entire thing quoted from Catch 22.

You're all a bunch of bastards

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Well yeah, but I only did Catch 22 cause I knew you'd know it. Though I made it pretty painfully obvious, but that's what Milo is. I coulda done, I dunno, maybe Yossarian without being as obvious. Unless, maybe you'd rather be Sheisskopf?

20 bucks say you can't guess what i look like
......looking at my halloween pic (avatar) from last year
wont help you a bit.
i look nothing like it.

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Dude....thats ME!

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nah i'm too handsome to have lots of wild facial hair. how could i talk the girls if i had facial hair like a scrub?


but you were right about the glasses, girls, and powerful looks.

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Ummm...

Dude (and his alter-egos):
Short guy, short hair, very skinny, around 15 years old.

Walpurgis:
Just like Shane Embury from Napalm Death .

Atifman:
Short black facial hair, kinda tan skin.

Sane:
Like an Escherhead...

Slayme:
Like Rob Halford, but has some slashes on his face.

Holding Fears:
Tall, long straight blonde hair. Maybe glasses too.

Memnoch:
A bit squab, about 20 cm long curly brown hair.

Couldn't think of any more right now...

BTW, I'm really interested how do you think I look like...

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Katham is the legendary Cheesy Sasquatch, HE roams the mountains looking for an internet connection, which he regularly steals from climbers on everest...
HE is one big hairy motherfucker and grunts a lot, he smells of cheese, hence Cheesy Sasquatch....


And no-ones done me!

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Yeah... Nearrrrrllyyyy... I really growl much, but I'm continuously stimpering too, that's why I have been banned from all pubs here.. (alright, not every, but at least 3 of them...) I don't smell like cheese btw, rather like...um... dunno...

BTW, I think you have green and yellow punkish hair, you are wearing flannel jackets, checked trousers with tons of safety pins, and you smell like beer...

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Your way off me dude, haha

Anyone else have another guess?

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BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD SON OF A BASTARD'S BASTARD'S BASTARD!

Yeah, it's true

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Hmmm, tall, blonde short hair, skinny, baggy cothing.