Mine kinda sucked...with a girl who I had to say "I like you" so she'd fuck me. haha it was in my bed, my dad wasn't home, she spent the night, we fucked, I had a cigarette and turned the other way. "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick" she kept saying...dumb bitch...woke up the next morning, and went to school in the after noon!

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First time was with an ex. She was horny, and I'm of the male species, so we all know how that is.

About 4 times in an hour. Good god, I've never been so exhausted in my life.

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wow... like i totally care.

RTT's are a perfect place to inform us of usless shit like such.

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I'm a virgin, fuck you all.

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Yeah, but... its already there.

And don't feel bad Powers. There is nothing wrong with it. At least you are honest.

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sounds like something a virgin would say

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OH MY GAWDZ!!!

I CARE!!

LETS ALL TALK ABOUT HOW WE FUCKED AND OUT ASS GOT ALL SWEATY!!

SO HAWT BEWBS!

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eh, thanks, I guess....but I couldn't care less. It'll just make it feel better the first time I do with the new wife..

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LOLZ I WUZ JK!~

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LOLZ!

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Hahaha, stole the words outta my mouth...heres another question to those that have...how old were you?? I was 16.

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It is amazing the kind of information people will share to total strangers on a message board.

^^couldnt agree more

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OK, if you want to know the age at which I lost my virginity, you're going to have to work for it

Divide the mass of the Earth by the product of the mass of the moon and the acceleration due to gravity. Take this number and multiply it by 2Pi over 3. Take this answer and divide it by 2, then multiply it by the charge of an electron over the Gravitational constant. Still with me? OK, now take this calculated number and multiply it by 9 eighty-eighths of the electro-static constant. Et viola!

I shit you not, this answer gives the age at which I lost my virginity.

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Hah. Why do you people even bother with that kind of thread? "OOH LOOK AT ME I LOST MY VIRGINITY AT THE AGE OF 12 TO A 21 YEAR OLD AND HE/SHE WAS SOOO FUCKING HOOOOT!" Is it male tendency to brag or something?

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Simply? Yes. Nihilist called it right:



I've shared mine with everyone, but I know that nobody will even attempt that calculation Even if they do, the chances are that they'll have used different degrees of accuracy with those constants and come up with 328 or something!

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17 john?

hahha.

why do we all feel the need to share this? prolly half of the kids here are virgins anyways.. ya bunch of wankers!

I admit it, I tried. I got lost at the "divide the mass of the earth.." part.

haha same here

I think the only problem is whether he calculates with ounces/ pounds and that whole shit or in the metric system.
The rest isn't that hard, i think. Just google for these constants.

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That was just a guess, wasn't it?

Poldi: I used the metric constants; metres, kilograms, seconds, etc. You're right though, it isn't that hard, but I knew that most people wont be arsed to do it and find out!

EDIT: Oh by the way, I'm not confirming nor denying Def's guess.

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doesn't everyone use metric?

oh that's right, the u.s tried it but no-one could figure it out

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In science, it is the standard, but in everyday life Britain is a strange mish-mash of metric and imperial.

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my first time was with some chick in playboy or some such magazine.
I was gentle

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19.1476

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Damn...

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hahaha, ownage!

I was just about to post that. (!)

Class!

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It's funny how a sex thread turns into a mthematical equation which includes the mass of the earth...ok for 90% of the people here...how old were you when you first wanked it? I was in grade 8 so probably 13-14.


And i share this cause I'm open, I'll tell you anything really.(God, just don't get drunk with me haha)

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I was 10, and it wasnt as pleasant as i thought. Nowadays i enjoy it alot more. Wanking that is.

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First sex: i was totally drunk. Even at my first kiss, i puked afterwards, but not into her face.
I'm wanking so long now, i can't remember, when i first did it.
Although i couldn't cum, i wanked already.

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hahahahaha. Notice this guy only posts to show us up to keep in our minds he is god..... I probably first "wanked it" when in elementary school. That's between 5 and 11. Haha, how bout this, what did you use when you "first wanked it." hahahahha, I'd like to hear those answers. My first kiss was was when I was a senior in high school, I was a late bloomer. My second was last year as a freshman in college. and that's it.

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I used my hands and watched a dirty porn movie

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This is by far the best response I've seen to ANY post all day. It's so good I almost felt the need to respond in kind with a complicated scientific formula of my own, but part of my brain said, "Why don't you be creative, asshole?", so I decided against it.

I was 18 when I lost my virginity. And I think I started masturbation when I was 10 or 11. Actualy, I enjoyed it more at that age then I do now, being a wankaholic kinda makes it less special than just starting out.

And i'm not sharing the details of my deflowering experience because that's a tad bit too private . Though its strictly heterosexual, before any of you fuckers tries the usual predictable bad humour.

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hahahahaha.

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British people are really smart. You probably lost your virginity to your math teacher or something.
EDIT: Given your math teacher was a chick

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Squeeze my maccaroneeeee, slap ya face with my balonie.....
A nice titted chick right here in my lap now would be nice

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I feel like having a sandwich now.....eh...

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speaking of which...

are you guys tit or ass persons?

I mean I used to fall for big chested females myself but once I got older it kinda changed... my girlfriend is 1,70 tall and has a firm firm ass, she did gymnastics for 7 years so she is reaaally flexible hehe! though she doesn't have big tits, I don't mind that at all, the rest of her is just sexy.

guess I'm more of a face/ass kinda person nowadays. man, I'm getting old!

Boobs should not be larger than a man's hand, for when she's older, her boobs'll reach her waist. And that's a no no. I go for lips and ass. PUSSY LIPS!!!!! aaahahahaha, I don't think you're old Def...

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I'm more of an ass person and when in school, chicks with tight jeans and firm butts are nice to look at when youre in a boring class .
tits are nice too but they don't have to be big.

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Yeah, big and small boobs are both okay, but whether she's got a big fat ass or a nice-tight-well-rounded-beautiful ass makes all the difference.

my g/f is pretty damn skinny so it looks fine, big boobs wouldn't look nice.

I would post a pic, but I don't want you horny pervs wanking all over her pic haha

They dont have to have big tits. Just not completely flat chested.

And Def, PLZ!

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haha, yeah post it man!

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allright, here she is, her name is mijke, she's one year younger then me, Mijke

and like I said, that gymnastic stuff makes her have a really hot body for some reason, I love it.

also, you know when girls get married they cut off their hair and start looking like shit? I told her we're gonna have a contract for that forbidding her ever to cut off her hair, she's got cool hair.

She looks pretty hot, only I cant really tell what she looks like.

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Def.. your pictures suck. Most camera's have a FLASH, use it!

Atleast this pic isent all blurry

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it was taken by a professional photographer not by me lol, she's been in one of those advertising papers for a clothing store...

I've got another pic but its her pass-photo (you know, the small ones) I don't think its any good though because its so small

Oh... so everyone in the netherlands suck at taking pictures?

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I guess hehe! must be the herbs

...she was in and out of my life reeeeeal fast.

anyone have Photoshop?

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hahahah what the hell is that?!?!

hahaha, halloween of my senior year orchestra party. That big guy is a cellist body builder..

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he looks like a skinny fuck and just about as tall as me, haha!

are you in that pic too?

I'm the skinny fuck with the beard...

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haha cool, so you banged that chick on the right that night?

hahahahahahahahahahaha, no. We just played capture the flag. Keep in mind...that IS a guy. Gay perhaps now....but yeahhh.

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if that girl on the right is a guy, he's terrrrribly skinny and fragile huh!

anyways, I'm pretty sure you did hump up to her/he with your cock

hehe....? I think you're drunk...
I must be lost...both of those people in that pic are GUYS. I'm the small one. and no, I did not fuck him.

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lol no I know what you where saying but that guy just looks fucking fragile, like, I could punch him to death instantly or something.

ah well. no hot chicks in your class or anything? or was this just a gay meeting you planned?

eh, I can't find any more pics of some other orch. chicks. I'll look again later. But I have gotten a little bigger since then. Maybe I'll bum a digital cam off someone...chicks in orch are mostly violinists and cellists though...

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so eh, you seeing any chick at school or anything? I mean, you're 'that' age you know?

time for your 'first time'?

WTF? You sound like a dad hahahahahaha. No, not at the moment. I left an...okay one for the summer, maybe I'll see her again but not fuck her. I met this chick that I was friends with back in high school and she seems to be going to the same college as me, maybe I'll see her in Orchestra.

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so what's she like?

ofcourse I sound like a dad, I'm getting older man, I want kids when I get older

Bwaahahahah. Dude, you're only.....21? I think you've had too many beers. Welll, she's skinny, burnette, 5ft.6 I'd say, good ass, nice smile, her name's Savannah....you get the idea.

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that's a cool name man, sounds neat.

I'de say go for it

nah, I didn't have too many beers, I'm just feeling like an old man..

same here, i must have been about 7 or 8, hah.

actually thats pretty much all i look for in a chick. mid sized boobs are as far as it needs to go for me. And for me, the face is a huge deal, more so than anything else. If shes got a good face, everything else being good is just a bonus.

My first time was actually one of the best events of my life. if you dont give a shit about a brief description, skip the next part: even though i was drunk, i remember perfectly. I was in 11th grade(17 yrs.) i was over at my friends house drinking. its a quiet neighborhood and it was late so no one was around. after a while i decided to knock on his neighbors window (this hot young girl i had talked to a few times before). she actually was young, i think she was 13, 7th grade. Apparently she developed around age 11! thats what my friend had told me. i was talking to her through the screen on the window, and then she said she was going to change clothes, in which she actually only took her pants off. i was already enjoying that, but after a while i asked her to "sneak" outside. when she did we went to this weird thing that was separate from the house but built the same way, all it had in it was a couch, some weights and a punching bag. so theres the couch and the rest is history.

i havnt seen her in a long time. one time i went back to the window to knock. before i did, heard something familiar, it was In flames-everdying! it was so insane though because i know she only listens to bullshit like hip hop and country. I didnt even knock, i just layed down on the grass and smoked a cigarette while hearing the last few songs on Lunar strain. after that i got up and walked home (4 miles) it actually depresses me

damn, youd think this was a fuckin online journal! apologies, ill fuck off now.

Holy fuck man, maybe of need to see a Psychiatrist.


And christ the body just make a women, my girl has the looks and a fucking brain unlike most good looking girls.

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talking to me, or Def? with his feeling old and all. Either way, i know id see one if it were free, cause im not interested in paying someone to tell them something i can just talk to myself about


yeah, i guess the body is really important too. a brain is nice, but only if you actually like them. and obviously you like your girl so yeah.

I've never seen a nice looking female maths teacher/lecturer - but Carol Vorderman from Countdown is amazing for a 43 year old. (Countdown is a TV quiz program over here and she is one of the hosts). This leads nicely into my type of woman: Carol Vorderman - she's got the best legs on TV and she's clever. So I like clever girls with small/medium tits and great legs/arse.

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10 or so, jergens baby lotion(?) and a kleenex moisture activated sanitary napkin. Wait thats a tampon. Some porn my buddy set up my first email account for (So he could send me porn).

14, girlfriends birthday Wow gogo lasting 4 minutes, Good times.

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My junior math teacher was somewhat hot. If you look up the 1982 Guiness Book of World Records, she's in there. She was a champion dead lifter for the chicks that weigh only like 95lbs. She raised like 4-500something like that. And man does she know Math!

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i am too, it kinda sucks

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Be proud of it, motherfucker.

lmao, alright.

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Don't laugh.

Only be ashamed if you graduate High School a virgin.

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Bah, i meant to say the body DOESN"T make a women...Why would you go out with a girl who is stupid as fuck? Btw, I'm not attracted to sluts either.(well...not anymore haha)

(And I was talking to you about the coucelling, although somewhat joking just because it was a lot of typing and I only read bits and pieces)

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^I agree...

but beauty and brains combined, mmm I admit my girlfriend is better in learning stuff then me, though she doesn't seem to be smarter overall, she's just a better learner (and I just don't do shit for school, but that aside...)

looks are what first attract you to a girl man, I mean she might be ugly as fuck and extremely cool, but then you'de never get to know her because you wouldn't even wanna talk to her.
I dunno looks are pretty important for me, but its not like its the best base for a relationship, I have fun with my girlfriend, she's easy-going and slightly insane in a good way, she's the kinda girl you can have a great laugh with and she's not the kinda girl that gets pissed off if you start about boobs or something

Sluts? I don't get sluts, especially if they're around my age. What the hell do they see in sleeping around that I don't? Physical gratification is relatively sub-par at this age, and besides, if you don't care about the guy how the hell can you get naked with him and let him so close to you? If they get loose while they're young they won't enjoy sex at a later date because women only really start enjoying it at the age of 25 or so. Unless they do Kegel exersises, but those can only do so much.

Oh yeah, deflowering... Uhm... That's kinda like private. All you need to know is that it hurts like nothing else in the world ever could, partially because I've been doing Kegel exersises since I was 10 and partially because I was nervous as all hell.

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that sounds pretty reasonable

Yepp, nearly the best that can happen to you. At universities it seems to be easier, but it isn't.
The best thing is, if this girl does a lot of stuff you like. Especially the humor does count a lot. If i imagine i had a girl with no sense of humor, i'd get crazy!!!!

And i have to agree that female friends are better friends. You can talk about absolute everything. Either they understand you, what's quite comfortable, or they're shocked about your oppinions, what it makes quite funny!
But i'm happy they don't talk to much about their menstruation-problems when i'm around. I really don't need to know that.
But the problem: If you're a friend for a girl, it's quite hard to get more than just a friend!



Def??? Eyreything's ok? Seems like your in the seventh heaven (Hopefully that's the correct. In German you can say "to be on the cloud no.7", too.) and got the best girl in the world!!!! Ok, as i read so far, it seems that you've shot an angel!!!

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damn. I'm a virgin but I'm getting sick of it. I probably will be ashamed if I graduate a virgin cuz i graduate this year!!!!achtung.....where's my boyfriend when I need him.

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Wow, German, female and a virgin?
Mail me, but just with a pic. Perhaps i'll deflorate you. Because graduated virgins suck, so i could save your life.

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Haha, she should stay far away from you!

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I like you, and I want to be your special friend.

(Note to retarded teenage boys: Capture, hogtie and and keep all women who do Kegel exercises. Don't worry about what they are. Just trust me on this one.)

This topic is kind of humdrum... Like most people, my first time was a long time ago, quick, messy and rather hilarious in retrospect. Sex Ed doesn't teach you how the damn thing works or how to control the startled look on your face.

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Ah thats the worst! Its a trap that only the masterminds can get out of.

My first time was, well....quick!

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I wanna fuck you..

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O_O Well, I didn't know that was THAT important to guys. I just did them to have a good control of my pelvic floor muscles in case I ever become a mom.

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yeah man, thats exactly it

and I know what you're saying with 'becoming more then a friend' is difficult, but I pulled it off once in the past, lasted 8 months or so... but it was fun. we didn't talk a while after that and now we're just back to beeing friends actually.

Haha, it hasn't happened to me yet, but I'm assuming that it's always difficult to stay "friends" with a chick that you went out with but not anymore. I was though, pretty cool, it's kinda like a person to share feelings with...but without any physical contact.

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I'm an ass person. I like fat asses, round asses. Like Katja Kassin.

I'm only 1/6th german. I'm also Dutch, Irish, Portugese, Ukrainian, and Mongolian (gehngis khan for shixxle!). I have just been living in germany for the past three years.

who doesn't do kegels? I do em when I'm in school if I get bored.

me in my cool russian hat from ummm russia is on my xanga site. Not that I want you to deflorate me I just wanna show off my hat.

http://www.xanga.com/swankee_pnash

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haha, I've never even heard of a "kegel" exercise until yesterday...
hmmmm it seems 5.2 billion dollars are spent on adult diapers each year..that's interesting.

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Thats the best thing I have ever spent the time to read on the internet.

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I gotcha there. I've lost some guys that were very good friends I'd just about go to the ends of earth for because I've had possible romantic relationships with them. Not necessarily sexual, but close to it. And it sucks. If you want to keep your friend for life , stay a friend for life. It may work out differently like in me and Denny's case, but he's the type of person I can't see myself apart from. Even when we divorced I put on a good front thinking he'd be happier with someone smarter and into more of the same things as him. It turned into alearning experience for me and I just couldn't marry the guy I was with then. When Denny got divorced from that wife I 'devised' a way to use Walpurgis and cooking to get back into his life again. (They only found out about my deviousness about a year ago. heh heh) And now we're talking about making the 'mad plunge' again. He needs a tax write-off and I need his medical when my job closes down !!

And I went out with him off and on for a year before I thought of him seriously and it was another 6 months and 10 days shy of my 20th birthday before we did 'it' .And he was my only til we split up . There's been one other since then. He wanted to before that, but I never met anyone I trusted enough to give myself to til my friendship grew with him. He's a really special guy, too.

A woman I worked with said she was 26 before she did and for basically the same reasons. And she's a very pretty woman my age, too. No gay remarks either!!! I don't mean it like that.

Sex is so dumped on people anymore and kids aren't smart enough to know their hormones are on overdrive and restraint is valuable. I've talked about kids and young adults that have given into whims and ended up with std's like crazy including being unknown carriers of HIV til their kid died of AIDS in their arms. Whoever you're having sex with , you're also having sex with everyone they've ever had it with ,too, and who knows who they have done it with.

So if you're a virgin, take it from a trained youth leader and mom, wait til you're ready. You may not be married at the time, but you'll know when the right one comes along.

And it's pretty sexy being with the same person for a long time, too. One heck of a model for the kids lives.

I read this thread from a clinician and mom's point of view. I'm interested in what makes kids tick and it really surprises me sometimes. The younger you were when you were exposed to sexual encounters really makes me worry though. I've talked to quite a few abused kids from all over the world via the net so if anyone needs to talk I'm usually around here every few days or so. And I'm referring to readers as well as posters.

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i graduate this year, and i dont think neone plans on banging me this year.

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