Fuck off. <3

Welcome....Newb Cunt

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I don't see what the big deal about "newbies" is. I mean, honestly, tell me if I'm wrong, but has there ever been a newbie that didn't listen to nu- metal?

You're pretty much a newb...do you listen to nu-metal?

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No. I strictly listen to Black and Death Metal.

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What do you listen to anyway? I hope not power metal...

Nope, I'm a death/thrash guy myself, mostly death...but also trash, some black, I'm into NSBM

I'm strictly oldschool though, through and through

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I'm in love! I'm also NSBM, and hate new Black and Death Metal. What bands do you listen to though?

Here's a somewhat short list:

Deathmetal:
Cannibal Corpse
Decapitated
Deicide
Vital Remains
Psychoptic
Entombed
Nile
Sinister
Vader
Pungent Stench
Malevolent Creation
Brutal Truth (Grind)
Napalm Death (Grind)
Extreme Noise Terror (Grind)
Gutrot
Exhumed
Aborted
Gorgasm
Psychotogen
Pessimist
Vaginal Jesus
Dying Fetus
Brujeria
Cattle Decapitation
Broken Hope
and many others

Thrash:
Pantera
Exhorder
Slayer
Sodom
Exodus
Kreator
Violence
Celtic Frost
Denata
Venom
Death
Testament
Anthrax (Old)
Sepultura (Old)
and Many others

Black:
Emperor
Mayhem
Burzum
Ancient (Some)
Graveland
Fog
Gorgoroth
Infernum
Thor's Hammer
Dark Throne
Immortal
Zyklon
Satyricon
Amaranthyme
Kul ov Azazel
and many more

I like alot more but that's all I have off the top of my head

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I fucking hate nu-metal. Been playing 12 years.

Favorite bands: Diecide #1; Death #2 (RIP Chuck); Sepultura (old Sepultura, new stuff is ok I guess); Morbid Angel; Pretty much all old school death metal. Old Metallica, I consider everything after And Justice for All to be total shit, and some of And Justice for All too; Megadeth, some of their stuff, Holy Wars being my favorite. Too many bands to name but you get the picture.

Not to say I don't like alot of other shit too, classic rock, classical etc.

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Okay, not to change the subject, but, am I the only girl on this thing?

Yes, there's an abundance of weiner in this forum. For some reason girls come and go I'm sure there are others but they don't post to often

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Girls don't exist on the internet. Duh.

Hahah, yeah, they claim to be girls but really they're 40 year old pedophiles looking for lost little boys

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Haha, well, I can assure you. That's the last thing that fits my description. :cringe: That's just weird.

Sure hahah

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So you're a guitar chick or what?

Haha, yes, I'm a guitar chick. Although, I must admit, I'm more focused on vocals than anything. I mean, don't get me wrong, I LOVE guitar, but I just like to do vocals more... So, I guess that makes you a guitar guy, huh?

What kind of vocals?

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Opera, actually. I can do some good Black Metal vocals too though. Death Metal should really be left up to the guys, though. My voice won't go that low.

I suppose you could say that. So, like you scream vocals and stuff? Like the chick from Arch Enemy? Are your tits as nice as hers? She fucking rules.

o.O

No, I don't like Arch Enemy. And, why do we need to bring boobs into this? Most people think I have nice tits, but I don't see what the big deal about boobs are.

Cause they're only the coolest fucking thing in the world. God girls are so stupid sometimes. Unless they're manboobs, then they're not cool they're fucking scary and whoever they belong to should be fucking disemboweled and have their eyeballs plucked out by a hungry ferret while they bleed to death.

Someone should change the title of this thread to "The AnubisXy-RUSSIANROULETTE-DameFraMorkum Extreme Cyber-Dating thread"

so when are you gonna jump in the cyber-jacuzzi?

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Wow...

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I hope you die.

If you've got nice tits, prove it RIGHT NOW.

that's what I'm sayin.

Hahahahah****soaking****




























***Farts in tub****













***eats bubble***

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It better not..haha...that would be kinda weird. I can sing a low d...you say opera, is that because you just naturally sing or do you go to a uni for it like me

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That made me giggle like a little school girl.

Hello

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I dont know why but after reading this thread i feel like im in a teen chat room . Maybe thats just the feeling im getting from this vodka
In any case, hello to you Dame. I saw the profile. You like abigor... do you like old summoning?

Except that people are spelling things right and shit. If it were a teen chatroom u wud c m0|23 st00pid 5|-|17 |_31|<3 7|-|15........

Or something.

Or people posting fanatically about things that could be talked over a instant messenger or PM.

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This thread is funny.....jump in the bush

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Except IM's and PM's are the devil....

i never get these "im new here" posts, just post like youve been here a long time and no one will know or care.

nevertheless, welcome.

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I just wanted to see how mean people here were. Someone in another thread said this place was hostile to n00bs, so I'm like what the fuck, I'll make a n00b post and see if I get flamed for shits n giggles. I must say I was dissapointed, although I suppose this thread is amusing on several other levels. So as far as n00b bashing, I'd say this forum sucks, I've seen much more hostile communities. Anyway, thanks for the welcome.

i'm still waiting for her picture. now that she said she had nice tits, i'm even more anxious.

i need a cold shower...

Settle down Beavis, I already told you there are no such thing as girls on the internet.

and yeah, Anubis is welcome.

welcome Anubis.

and there are women on the net, they just talk like men.

or a 40 year old pedophiles, who wish they were females

or are males pretending to be females and try to send pics, which are just viruses of some variety

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or they are probably sex-hungry vixens, who lurk in the dakness, anxiously waiting for some cockpiece.

how come i have never seen them?

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Because they're just like Bigfoot and the Lochness Monster. Tree-Fitty?

i saw a kangaroo in the bush once, well several, as well as a wombat and 2 echidnas

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Remember kids, a bird in the hand is better than one in the bush..... Or something.

No, it is because they lurk in the dark, didn't you read?

Sorry you guys, my internet connection fucked up last night. The only thing I can do to prove it is a picture... Is that okay? And this isn't a teen chat room. It's a forum. And we started off talking about metal until Anubis brought boobs into the whole thing. So that's not my fault.

That's because FBS hasn't posted here yet

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Hahahah, fucking great

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Does that mean we get pics of your boobs? I got some pics of me from my camping trip two weeks ago.

First one is me, second one is my dog sitting by my backpack.

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Jesus fucking christ did we fucking put an link add on the linkin park website

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You suck, that flame was horrible.

What!!?? you mean ive been posting in a forum this whole time?
...Besides, i said i FEEL like im in a teen chat room, it was a joke anyway.

Wow, sorry I didnt realize I was trying to "win" an online e-confrontation.

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That made no sense. Here's a joke for you.

http://files.bruteforce.dk/southparkjoke.wmv

Remember, boys and girls, your retarded cyber-dribble chatterings are reserved for the RTT threads.

(The next person who says this is a hostile forum will be surgically eviscerated. This is a nice place, with the occasional horrible person. Anyone who states otherwise will be forcibly re-educated with rude words.)

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