MetalTabs.com - your source for Metal tabs
Home Forum FAQ Contact Us Link to Us


Go Back   MetalTabs.com Forum > MetalTabs.com > Feedback


 
 
Old 2004-01-29, 02:37
MoonRaven's Avatar
MoonRaven
Lo, they do call to me...
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
the little title bullshitters

what are the little title bullshitters under the usernames, like metalhead and junior metalhead, i mean, i think they depend on your number of posts, but i was curious as to the different levels.
__________________
Too grim to function
 
Old 2004-01-29, 03:07
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
They're just "titles" to differentiate us......there's only 3, unless you're a moderator.

Junior Metalhead: 0-29 posts
Metalhead: 30-99 posts
Supreme Metalhead: 100+ posts.

Moderators have the option of changing that name to whatever they want.
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2004-01-29, 03:22
CarnivorousWind
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Darkest Depths of Hell
Posts: 474
Can someone change my name to like CuntFuck or soemthing weird as fuck :P Youc an even make it gay rofl.
__________________
Rush 30th Anniversary Tour 0wns y0u!
 
Old 2004-01-29, 05:06
powersofterror's Avatar
powersofterror
I am a tax on the world..
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
Posts: 7,994
Atleast finalize Spikyhairz by giving him the name "new weijia."
__________________
Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-01-29, 07:44
Nihilist's Avatar
Nihilist
Dog farts
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,008
If you are a moderator, the option appears in your control panel. "Custom User Title", it would be. Only Nomad could change another users title.
 
Old 2004-01-29, 07:52
Def's Avatar
Def
Master Killer
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,372
Quote:
Originally Posted by CarnivorousWind
Can someone change my name to like CuntFuck or soemthing weird as fuck :P Youc an even make it gay rofl.



ummm, no?

dude don't take our privileges as a mod

yeah, Spikyhairs should be renamed Pubic Hairs or Nu-Weijia.

that would be awsome
 
Old 2004-01-29, 10:19
RUSSIANROULETTE's Avatar
RUSSIANROULETTE
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: The womb of Satan's neighbor...?
Posts: 716
I've always wondered, how do you become a mod anyways?
__________________
Is your head up your ass for the fucking warmth?
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.

THUNDERBREW

R.I.P
DIMEBAG DARRELL
 
Old 2004-01-29, 10:41
Nihilist's Avatar
Nihilist
Dog farts
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,008
Through Nomad. I guess just whoever he sees fit for the role of a moderator.
 
Old 2004-01-29, 18:55
The Doctor's Avatar
The Doctor
Denimwearinghillbilly
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bladel, Holland
Posts: 6,806
and the role has to be vacant
 
Old 2004-01-29, 22:29
MoonRaven's Avatar
MoonRaven
Lo, they do call to me...
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
so as soon as i reach 100 posts i will be a supreme metalhead, WOOHOO
__________________
Too grim to function
 
Old 2004-01-30, 20:22
guitar_demon's Avatar
guitar_demon
MotörCat
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: &#26132&#26132
Posts: 7,547
i still think we should have a few more titles just for fun
__________________
POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2004-01-30, 20:37
nomad's Avatar
nomad
round the world
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 979
OK, let's do a competition

Post your sets of titles here. The winner will be granted a custom title.
__________________
I ride too fast to worry about cholesterol...
 
Old 2004-01-30, 20:47
guitar_demon's Avatar
guitar_demon
MotörCat
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: &#26132&#26132
Posts: 7,547
oh sweet, need time to think of some good ones
__________________
POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2004-01-31, 03:22
RUSSIANROULETTE's Avatar
RUSSIANROULETTE
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: The womb of Satan's neighbor...?
Posts: 716
How many can we post?
__________________
Is your head up your ass for the fucking warmth?
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.

THUNDERBREW

R.I.P
DIMEBAG DARRELL
 
Old 2004-01-31, 11:11
johnmansley's Avatar
johnmansley
Schrodinger's Cat
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Liverpool, England
Posts: 5,975
Quote:
Originally Posted by nomad
OK, let's do a competition

Post your sets of titles here. The winner will be granted a custom title.


OK, how about:

Junior Metalhead: 0-29 posts
Metalhead: 30-99 posts
Senior Metalhead: 100-499
Supreme Metalhead: 500-999 posts.
Metal Deity: 1000+ posts
__________________
Album of the day:

Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
 
Old 2004-01-31, 13:32
guitar_demon's Avatar
guitar_demon
MotörCat
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: &#26132&#26132
Posts: 7,547
well heres my crappy list
0-New Blood
50-Jr. Metalhead
100-Metalhead
500-Supreme Metalhead
1,000-Master Metalhead
5,000-Lord Metalhead
10,000-Crypt Keeper (if 10,000 is ever reached)
__________________
POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2004-01-31, 18:47
powersofterror's Avatar
powersofterror
I am a tax on the world..
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
Posts: 7,994

Neophyte: 0-29
Maggot: 30-99
Catamite: 100-499
Salvage: 500-999
Hominis Nocturna: 1000-4999
God: 5000+
__________________
Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

Last edited by powersofterror : 2004-01-31 at 18:51.
 
Old 2004-01-31, 19:01
powersofterror's Avatar
powersofterror
I am a tax on the world..
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
Posts: 7,994
Oh, Haha, how about song names...

Welcome to the jungle: 0-29
Child of Bodom: 30-99
Spellbound(by the Devil): 100-499
The millennium king: 500-999
Don't stop at the top: 1000-4999
Sentenced to burn: 5000+
__________________
Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-01-31, 19:52
Raagshinnah's Avatar
Raagshinnah
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: quebec
Posts: 112
Miniature Hamster: 0-29
Miniature Space Hamster: 30-99
Giant Miniature Space Hamster: 100-499
Washable Giant Miniature Space Hamster: 500-999
Giant Washable-Under-Cold-Water Miniature Space Hamster: 1000-4999
Tree-Renting Moose: 5000+
__________________
A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die.
-Franz Kafka
 
Old 2004-01-31, 20:10
CarnivorousWind
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Darkest Depths of Hell
Posts: 474
0-50-Necrowannabe
50-100-Corpsepainted Satan Followers
100-300-Almighty Satanic Yeti
300-500-Evil Satanic Frozen Mountain
500-1000-Almighty NecroWizard

try to beat that!
__________________
Rush 30th Anniversary Tour 0wns y0u!
 
Old 2004-01-31, 20:19
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
0-30: Dumbass Noobie
30-100: Jr. Metalhead
100-500: Metalhead
500-1000: Super Metalhead
1000-2000: Supreme Metalhead
2000+: Grim and Necro
__________________
.
 
Old 2004-01-31, 23:12
MoonRaven's Avatar
MoonRaven
Lo, they do call to me...
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
0-30 pus filled maggot
31-75 wish i knew more about metal-head
76-150 unholy followers of metal's legacy
151-250 minions of the darkened army
251-500 fallen kings of metal's throne
501-1000 horned lords of metal history
1000+ almighty deathgod of metal's apocalypse
__________________
Too grim to function

Last edited by MoonRaven : 2004-02-01 at 02:50.
 
Old 2004-02-01, 00:04
Def's Avatar
Def
Master Killer
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,372
Quote:
Originally Posted by guitar_demon
well heres my crappy list
0-New Blood
50-Jr. Metalhead
100-Metalhead
500-Supreme Metalhead
1,000-Master Metalhead
5,000-Lord Metalhead
10,000-Crypt Keeper (if 10,000 is ever reached)


I like that one, except for 0-100 - stupid newbie
 
Old 2004-02-01, 03:18
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
yeah, you got to insult those newbies
__________________
.
 
Old 2004-02-01, 05:17
Nihilist's Avatar
Nihilist
Dog farts
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,008
Quote:
Originally Posted by atifman
2000+: Grim and Necro

Yes! I'd laugh if you won. A mod winning a custom title.
 
Old 2004-02-01, 16:10
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnmansley
OK, how about:

Junior Metalhead: 0-29 posts
Metalhead: 30-99 posts
Senior Metalhead: 100-499
Supreme Metalhead: 500-999 posts.
Metal Deity: 1000+ posts


I like his ideas, except like a few others said, we gotta insult the newbs:

0-49 posts: Newbie Dumbass
50-99 posts: Junior Metalhead
100-499 posts: Metalhead
500-999 posts: Senior Metalhead
1000-4999 posts: Supreme Metalhead
5000+ posts: Metal Deity
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2004-02-01, 16:44
Raagshinnah's Avatar
Raagshinnah
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: quebec
Posts: 112
Quote:
Originally Posted by memnoch
I like his ideas, except like a few others said, we gotta insult the newbs


0-49 posts: Windows user

0-49 posts: IE user

0-49 posts: Dolphin Molester
__________________
A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die.
-Franz Kafka
 
Old 2004-02-01, 18:42
RUSSIANROULETTE's Avatar
RUSSIANROULETTE
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: The womb of Satan's neighbor...?
Posts: 716
00-99: Color Me Bad Fan
100-199: Rectal Wart
200-299: Chainsaw Circumcision Victim
300-499: Ed Gein Impersonator
500+: Metaltabs Nerd
__________________
Is your head up your ass for the fucking warmth?
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.

THUNDERBREW

R.I.P
DIMEBAG DARRELL
 
Old 2004-02-02, 01:14
brainsforbreakfast's Avatar
brainsforbreakfast
El Diablo sin pantalones
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yggdrassyl
Posts: 4,321
Yeah...insulting newb's is a good idea

0-10 Kick me
10-30 Scapegoat
30-100 Frequent visitor
100-500 Waste of protoplasma
500-1000 Resident metalheads
1000-5000 Uber metalhead
5000+ Post-whore

and dont bother calling me nu-weija as a mini-title, i'm already wearing ignorance as a badge
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2004-02-02, 03:59
Nihilist's Avatar
Nihilist
Dog farts
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,008
Post-whore is a good idea, but maybe a little less than 5,000. Not many regulars will ever get their post count that high. Highest, maybe.. 1000-2000. In my opinion, of course.

Usually, the mods will have the highest post count - being here longer than most other regulars. But also, being a mod, they can just change their title anyway. So I don't think the title should go beyond 1000-2000.
 
Old 2004-02-02, 09:59
Def's Avatar
Def
Master Killer
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,372
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raagshinnah
0-49 posts: Dolphin Molester


sounds catchy
 
Old 2004-02-02, 10:32
johnmansley's Avatar
johnmansley
Schrodinger's Cat
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Liverpool, England
Posts: 5,975
Quote:
Originally Posted by memnoch
I like his ideas, except like a few others said, we gotta insult the newbs:

0-49 posts: Newbie Dumbass
50-99 posts: Junior Metalhead
100-499 posts: Metalhead
500-999 posts: Senior Metalhead
1000-4999 posts: Supreme Metalhead
5000+ posts: Metal Deity


Insult newbies, eh? I couldn't possibly do that:

0-49 posts: Pre-pubescent Linkin Park Worshipper
50-99 posts: Junior Metalhead
100-499 posts: Metalhead
500-999 posts: Senior Metalhead
1000-2499 posts: Supreme Metalhead
2500+ posts: Metal Deity
__________________
Album of the day:

Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
 
Old 2004-02-02, 10:59
BeastOfCarrion's Avatar
BeastOfCarrion
Pokémon Master
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Some grim and utterly pointless evil location(Aus)
Posts: 3,740
how about something along the lines of
0-10: poser
__________________
"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
(\_/)
(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
 
Old 2004-02-02, 13:32
DELETE79's Avatar
DELETE79
Britney Spear's Pimp
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Royaume de la Poutine
Posts: 769
I told you before in the "new look" thread that it should be like this

0-50 posts :virgin cunt
51-100 posts : stretched cunt
101-250 posts : supreme cunt
251-500 : metal cunt
501 and more : smelly cunt
__________________
Get a life.... RIGHT NOW!!!!!
 
Old 2004-02-02, 17:57
MoonRaven's Avatar
MoonRaven
Lo, they do call to me...
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
0-30 rotting whore of MTV's use
31-75 pus filled maggot
76-150 unholy followers of metal's legacy
151-250 minions of the darkened army
251-500 fallen kings of metal's throne
501-1000 horned lords of metal history
1000+ almighty deathgod of metal's apocalypse
__________________
Too grim to function
 
Old 2004-02-03, 19:13
guitar_demon's Avatar
guitar_demon
MotörCat
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: &#26132&#26132
Posts: 7,547
im kinda diggin moonraven's
__________________
POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2004-02-03, 20:53
RUSSIANROULETTE's Avatar
RUSSIANROULETTE
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: The womb of Satan's neighbor...?
Posts: 716
00-29: Unwanted
30-59: Still Unwanted
60-99: What the fuck are you still here for?
100+: **ShankShank** You were warned!
__________________
Is your head up your ass for the fucking warmth?
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.

THUNDERBREW

R.I.P
DIMEBAG DARRELL
 
Old 2004-02-04, 00:02
Dissection's Avatar
Dissection
bugfucker strikes back.
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
Posts: 5,739
0-50 n00b
51-99 Junior Metalhead
100-199 Metalhead
200-500 Supreme Metalhead
501-1000 Grim
1001-2000 Frostbitten *or* frostbitten Yeti
2001-5000 Demi God
5000+ The Devil


This is probably on of the only serious name suggestions.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2004-02-04, 00:36
Undying_Hatred's Avatar
Undying_Hatred
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Anchorage, AK
Posts: 1,002
0-100 - Fred Durst
100-500 - Wow.....
500-1000 - Nice Life....
1000-5000 - Go to ebay and rent a cyber e-gun and download a bullet.
__________________
http://www.willowtip.com/home.aspx
 
Old 2004-02-04, 10:23
Dissection's Avatar
Dissection
bugfucker strikes back.
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
Posts: 5,739
haha. Thats kind of funny.



You are still gay.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2004-02-04, 10:44
Nihilist's Avatar
Nihilist
Dog farts
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,008
Pity the user titles have to be much shorter than that.
 
Old 2004-02-04, 15:21
MoonRaven's Avatar
MoonRaven
Lo, they do call to me...
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dissection
This is probably on of the only serious name suggestions.


my name suggestions are quite serious, and i spent some time trying to think of the perfect names

so :P
__________________
Too grim to function
 
Old 2004-02-05, 00:43
Dissection's Avatar
Dissection
bugfucker strikes back.
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
Posts: 5,739
yours were gay... in an anal cunt trying to have a serious song type of way.

Meh.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2004-02-05, 08:49
mctriple
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Phil Campbell, AL
Posts: 493
hah wonder how many this'll offend.. maybe something along these lines, though?:

0-50: Strat Boy
51-150: Warlock Kid
151-350: Dinky Dude
351-600: Jem Man
600+: Les Paul Master

lol.. i know very few people like les pauls so much for my idea
 
Old 2004-02-05, 08:51
mctriple
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Phil Campbell, AL
Posts: 493
or somethin about skill

1st: broken strings
2nd: strummin chords
3rd: groovy riffs
4th: quick licks
5th: shredder
 
Old 2004-02-05, 10:23
Agent-Orange's Avatar
Agent-Orange
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,226
0-15 - Probably leave soon
16-25 - Dumbass n00b
26-50 - Stupid cunt
51-100 - Metaltabs goon
101 - 200 - Metalhead
201 - 300 - Metal Warrior
301 - 500 - Metaltabs Regular
501 - 1000 - What life?
1001+ - Metaltabs God
 
Old 2004-02-05, 22:19
powersofterror's Avatar
powersofterror
I am a tax on the world..
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
Posts: 7,994
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dissection
0-50 n00b
51-99 Junior Metalhead
100-199 Metalhead
200-500 Supreme Metalhead
501-1000 Grim
1001-2000 Frostbitten *or* frostbitten Yeti
2001-5000 Demi God
5000+ The Devil


This is probably on of the only serious name suggestions.

This is okay. Frostbitten Yeti is better.
__________________
Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-02-06, 00:38
Dissection's Avatar
Dissection
bugfucker strikes back.
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
Posts: 5,739
I think mine actually takes a serious look at names we could use.

I kind of like Mctriples first one about the kind of guitar you use. I would prefer the Jem above the LP, though. But thats because i like Jems, and not les pauls so much.

Im rambling now...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2004-02-06, 00:50
mctriple
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Phil Campbell, AL
Posts: 493
dissection, isn't the devil already taken? ya i realize that nobody here would want the lp on top. maybe at 500 or the highest one you can put in your best axe?
 
Old 2004-02-08, 20:24
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Yes, "The Devil" is already taken, therefore i protest it's possible future use.

Also, i protest any names which are already Mod names. I forget what Walpurgis has, but i'm pretty sure it's something like "Drunken Yeti God".......so i also protest anything with "Yeti" in it.

__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2004-02-10, 17:06
Father Death
Forum Reverend
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: CANADA!!
Posts: 843
Arrow

i protest the thread itself.

there has to be something more important to improve upon rather than your useless title under your name.

eg. if you post a tab that is over 80 characters (i know i complain about this alot, but people keep doing it) there should be a pop up that says "hey asshole, keep it under 80 characters. edit your tab." and you will not be able to submit the thread unless it conforms to the rule.
__________________
the patterns are everywhere...
 
Old 2004-02-10, 17:19
powersofterror's Avatar
powersofterror
I am a tax on the world..
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
Posts: 7,994
Now THAT, would be cool.
__________________
Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-02-11, 06:34
Seve420's Avatar
Seve420
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 323
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raagshinnah
Miniature Hamster: 0-29
Miniature Space Hamster: 30-99
Giant Miniature Space Hamster: 100-499
Washable Giant Miniature Space Hamster: 500-999
Giant Washable-Under-Cold-Water Miniature Space Hamster: 1000-4999
Tree-Renting Moose: 5000+


A Baldur's Gate fan. How about:

Knobgoblin: 0-9
Quayle: 10-50
Minsc: 50-99
Volo: 100-499
Drizzt Do'Urden: 500-999
Elminster: 1000-4999
Bhaal, The God Of Murder: 5000+
 
Old 2004-02-11, 15:40
The Doctor's Avatar
The Doctor
Denimwearinghillbilly
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bladel, Holland
Posts: 6,806
just leave it like this man
 
Old 2004-02-13, 04:51
Undying_Hatred's Avatar
Undying_Hatred
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Anchorage, AK
Posts: 1,002
Hick
__________________
http://www.willowtip.com/home.aspx
 
Old 2004-02-13, 09:27
nomad's Avatar
nomad
round the world
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 979
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father Death
if you post a tab that is over 80 characters (i know i complain about this alot, but people keep doing it) there should be a pop up that says "hey asshole, keep it under 80 characters. edit your tab." and you will not be able to submit the thread unless it conforms to the rule.

No worries mate, this will be done
__________________
I ride too fast to worry about cholesterol...
 
Old 2004-02-13, 15:08
freek666's Avatar
freek666
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: here
Posts: 478
how about...

0-29 = junior metalhead
30-99 = metalhead
100+ = supreme metalhead

how original....
__________________

i like chicken
purple monkey dishwasher
ivory soap
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
avocadoes are green
porno
candy is sweet and rots ur teeth

A-B-C-D L-S-D. Gummy bears are coming for me. One is red and one is blue. One is in my fucking shoe. A-B-C-D L-S-D. Next time wont you trip with me?
 
Old 2004-02-13, 23:51
MoonRaven's Avatar
MoonRaven
Lo, they do call to me...
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
i like your thinking freek
__________________
Too grim to function
 
Old 2004-02-14, 00:43
CarnivorousWind
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Darkest Depths of Hell
Posts: 474
yes very orginal...
__________________
Rush 30th Anniversary Tour 0wns y0u!
 
Old 2004-02-14, 02:14
Father Death
Forum Reverend
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: CANADA!!
Posts: 843
Arrow

Quote:
Originally Posted by nomad
No worries mate, this will be done


I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!

...but i'll wait, keep up the good work.
__________________
the patterns are everywhere...
 
Old 2004-02-15, 17:36
brainsforbreakfast's Avatar
brainsforbreakfast
El Diablo sin pantalones
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yggdrassyl
Posts: 4,321
aaaah you bastards! who changed my title?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2004-02-15, 18:07
guitar_demon's Avatar
guitar_demon
MotörCat
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: &#26132&#26132
Posts: 7,547
haha i just noticed that today too good job whoever did
__________________
POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2004-02-15, 18:59
Def's Avatar
Def
Master Killer
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,372
Quote:
Originally Posted by guitar_demon
haha i just noticed that today too good job whoever did


hehe, I know nothing about it
 
Old 2004-02-15, 20:28
nomad's Avatar
nomad
round the world
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 979
Quote:
Originally Posted by Def
hehe, I know nothing about it

You sneaky bastard...
__________________
I ride too fast to worry about cholesterol...
 
Old 2004-02-15, 20:45
brainsforbreakfast's Avatar
brainsforbreakfast
El Diablo sin pantalones
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yggdrassyl
Posts: 4,321
Quote:
Originally Posted by Def
hehe, I know nothing about it


Sheesh! you could've at least made the effort to capitalize it
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2004-02-16, 13:17
Def's Avatar
Def
Master Killer
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,372
Quote:
Originally Posted by nomad
You sneaky bastard...


 
Old 2004-02-17, 15:55
guitar_demon's Avatar
guitar_demon
MotörCat
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: &#26132&#26132
Posts: 7,547
i somehow knew it was you Def
so nomad whos won this little competition
__________________
POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2004-02-18, 12:01
nomad's Avatar
nomad
round the world
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 979
Quote:
Originally Posted by guitar_demon
so nomad whos won this little competition

So far, Father Death is leading
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father Death
i protest the thread itself.

there has to be something more important to improve upon rather than your useless title under your name.

__________________
I ride too fast to worry about cholesterol...
 
Old 2004-02-18, 13:16
Nihilist's Avatar
Nihilist
Dog farts
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,008
Hahaha =)
 
Old 2004-02-18, 13:43
Agent-Orange's Avatar
Agent-Orange
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,226
I want sellout under my name, you can put it there anytime this week
 
Old 2004-02-18, 13:49
Def's Avatar
Def
Master Killer
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,372
no, you have to be a mod for that man

or a serious cunt like spikyhairz!
 
Old 2004-02-18, 17:58
powersofterror's Avatar
powersofterror
I am a tax on the world..
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
Posts: 7,994
Quote:
Originally Posted by Def
or a serious cunt like spikyhairz!

THAT can be arranged!
__________________
Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-02-18, 18:43
Fallenshadow
New Blood
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Toronto Canada
Posts: 4
How about, (this is HopeandChaos)

0-30 junior metalhead
31-60 metalhead
61-120 senior metalhead
121-??? supreme metalhead
__________________
undefinedundefinedundefined
Fallen darkness lingers within I am just a lie, and a dark sin
 
Old 2004-02-18, 19:25
Def's Avatar
Def
Master Killer
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,372
thats not really original, and you forgot newbie cunt, ya newbie cunt!
 
Old 2004-02-20, 00:07
deathbox's Avatar
deathbox
New Blood
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 1
yeah true
 
Old 2004-02-20, 00:53
powersofterror's Avatar
powersofterror
I am a tax on the world..
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
Posts: 7,994
shut up, cunt.

j/k, hahaha.
__________________
Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-02-20, 02:47
HopeINChaos's Avatar
HopeINChaos
New Blood
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 9
THIS IS HOPEANDCHAOS, lol Im a Metalhead, no newbie
__________________
Music, the High Life
 
Old 2004-02-20, 04:24
powersofterror's Avatar
powersofterror
I am a tax on the world..
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
Posts: 7,994
What the fuck? Do you have three accounts?!?!!
__________________
Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-02-20, 06:00
CarnivorousWind
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Darkest Depths of Hell
Posts: 474
Yea HopeandChaos you suck ass for making 3 accounts. Please Insert your head under my hammer. Example:You--> <--Me
__________________
Rush 30th Anniversary Tour 0wns y0u!
 
Old 2004-02-20, 11:00
Def's Avatar
Def
Master Killer
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,372
hey, lets get Nomad to ban him, 3 times

I SMELL MY AVATAR BEEING STOLEN!!!
 
Old 2004-02-22, 21:28
powersofterror's Avatar
powersofterror
I am a tax on the world..
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
Posts: 7,994
Haha, yeah. I bet the only reason he has that many accounts is so when he's says something he thinks is cool, but really isn't, he's got two "people" to back him up.
__________________
Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-02-23, 22:52
MoonRaven's Avatar
MoonRaven
Lo, they do call to me...
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
Quote:
Originally Posted by powersofterror
Haha, yeah. I bet the only reason he has that many accounts is so when he's says something he thinks is cool, but really isn't, he's got two "people" to back him up.


funny, harsh, but funny, and probably true
__________________
Too grim to function
 
Old 2004-02-29, 19:40
nomad's Avatar
nomad
round the world
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 979
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father Death
I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!

...but i'll wait, keep up the good work.

By the way, the system is already in place
__________________
I ride too fast to worry about cholesterol...
 
Old 2004-03-01, 12:16
Darkenelf's Avatar
Darkenelf
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: the cold north
Posts: 625
0 to 50 - Junior Metalhead
50 to 100 - Metalhead
100 to 250 - Supreme Metalhead
250 to 500 - Forum Demon
500 to 1000 - Forum Devil
1000 to 1500 - Ultimate Metalhead
1500 to 2500 - Forum Master Darklord
2500 and over - Metal God or Goddes (depends the sex)
__________________
VIKING/FOLK METAL SITE
http://www.vikingblood.net/

Join the hordes!!
 
Old 2004-03-01, 12:22
Def's Avatar
Def
Master Killer
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,372
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkenelf and some other Cunts
0 to 50 - Newbie Cunt
50 to 100 - Junior Metalhead
100 to 250 - Metalhead
250 to 500 - Supreme Metalhead
1000 to 1500 - Violent Headbanger
1500 to 2500 - Forum Darklord
2500 to 5000 - Metal God (Goddess)
5000+ Crypt Keeper



Yeah, I combined some list in to my ultimate list, darkenelfs's was pretty good to start out with! what do you think?

Last edited by Def : 2004-03-01 at 12:28.
 
Old 2004-03-01, 19:22
DELETE79's Avatar
DELETE79
Britney Spear's Pimp
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Royaume de la Poutine
Posts: 769
Since the board version has changed i can't find where i can change my title under my name.....
I know i could do it whenever i wanted before.

if a mod can tell me where i can do it i promise i'll write "stupid Fuckin Cunt"
for at least 1 month
__________________
Get a life.... RIGHT NOW!!!!!
 
Old 2004-03-01, 19:36
nomad's Avatar
nomad
round the world
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 979
Quote:
Originally Posted by DELETE79
Since the board version has changed i can't find where i can change my title under my name.....
I know i could do it whenever i wanted before.

if a mod can tell me where i can do it i promise i'll write "stupid Fuckin Cunt"
for at least 1 month

User CP -> Edit Profile -> Custom User Title.... Stupid Fucking Cunt!
__________________
I ride too fast to worry about cholesterol...
 
Old 2004-03-01, 19:42
Def's Avatar
Def
Master Killer
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,372
hahah, eat that capslockdude your month of stupid cuntlyness start tomorrow!
 
Old 2004-03-01, 20:24
DELETE79's Avatar
DELETE79
Britney Spear's Pimp
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Royaume de la Poutine
Posts: 769
DAMN IT!!!!!!!!.... I LOOKED AT LEAST 3 TIMES SINCE THE BOARD CHANGED AND I COULDN'T FIND IT.

WELL I'M A MAN AND I ASSUME WHAT I WROTE. THERE IT IS FOR YOUR OWN PLEASURE (ESPECIALLY DEF).

ENJOY IT WILL ONLY LAST 1 MONTH, MAYBE MORE. WHO KNOWS MAYBE I'LL GET USED TO IT.
__________________
Get a life.... RIGHT NOW!!!!!
 
Old 2004-03-01, 20:33
Def's Avatar
Def
Master Killer
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Posts: 11,372
hahahaha, all point and laugh at the stupid fucking cunt!!!!

a man of his words!
 
Old 2004-03-02, 08:16
BeastOfCarrion's Avatar
BeastOfCarrion
Pokémon Master
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Some grim and utterly pointless evil location(Aus)
Posts: 3,740
*takes a moment out of respect that he was true to his word*

ha ha ha ha
__________________
"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
(\_/)
(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
 
Old 2004-07-14, 11:14
Disincarnate's Avatar
Disincarnate
But why is the rum gone ?
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Keeping the Groove going and staying out of Treble
Posts: 1,778
so now that you have so many title options .... i think you should select the one that you like and add them
__________________


Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely




Quote:
Guitarists are just people who could Never make it as a Bassist


www.riversofgore.com

Join The Forum CUNT
 
Old 2004-07-24, 12:41
Disincarnate's Avatar
Disincarnate
But why is the rum gone ?
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Keeping the Groove going and staying out of Treble
Posts: 1,778
nomad dude plz add more titles
__________________


Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely




Quote:
Guitarists are just people who could Never make it as a Bassist


www.riversofgore.com

Join The Forum CUNT
 
Old 2004-07-24, 12:46
Severed_Head_Stoner's Avatar
Severed_Head_Stoner
Gangster Rapper
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Jason Becker Monastery
Posts: 961
Yuh, that would be cool. Like, you should have "Post-Whore" for people who have more than 100 posts gotten in 1 day

PS: im going for 200, and i started on 92
__________________
We live thinking we will never die.
We die thinking we had never lived.
Cut it out.
- Jason Becker
 
Old 2004-08-02, 00:14
Dimejandro's Avatar
Dimejandro
New Blood
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: planet caravan
Posts: 35
0-50 : Cocksmoker
100 : Jizzmopper
200 : Hetero
500 : Male Tyranosaurus
1000 : Full Fledged Man Machine
__________________
flesh and the power it holds
 
Old 2004-08-02, 00:20
BeastOfCarrion's Avatar
BeastOfCarrion
Pokémon Master
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Some grim and utterly pointless evil location(Aus)
Posts: 3,740
This brings up a good point, many of the users now have a shit load of posts (i have about 1500) concequently the maimum title being at about 100 is a joke, if you look at def's number of posts (sure he can change it to whatever he pleases) 100 posts is 1/50th of what he has, so it might be an idea to introduce a longer range of titles, even if you keep the ones that are there at the moment
so, you might stay a Jnr. Metalhead untill 100 posts, then become a Metalhead till 500, or something like that
__________________
"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
(\_/)
(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
 
Old 2004-08-02, 07:45
Rapture's Avatar
Rapture
The Stings of Conscience
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Lutz, FL
Posts: 2,245
if he makes more titles it will encourange post-whorage
 
Old 2004-08-15, 20:07
Deimos
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: ct
Posts: 100
Well you could get rid of the post counts to stop postwhores and make the avatar titles custom.
 
Old 2004-08-15, 22:43
Transient's Avatar
Transient
HES BAAACK
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: slaying all the giants
Posts: 9,967
and then "king of all metal" when you get to 1500 \m/
__________________
www.myspace.com/crownedmusic
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/transient_shirts/Banner.gif
 
Old 2004-08-18, 09:52
nomad's Avatar
nomad
round the world
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 979
OK, here's the final list of titles:

0-49: New Blood
50-99: Metalhead
100-499: Senior Metalhead
500-999: Supreme Metalhead
1000+: Post-whore

Custom title goes to Pubic Hairz for his "Post Whore" idea(but he already got one ), to guitar_demon for the "New Blood" title, and to johnmansley for the rest.
__________________
I ride too fast to worry about cholesterol...

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off



Top

========

Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Disclaimer
Copyright © 2001-2014 MetalTabs.com. All Rights Reserved.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.