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Old 2005-07-30, 00:59
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This site it's a shit, I've visited other sites (the pedo boards) that staffs would give me the cock in my enormous butt hole, nobody here on the staff will do that for to me.

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Old 2005-07-30, 01:03
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why has he not been banned yet
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Old 2005-07-30, 01:04
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Garm-Ulver/Arcturus
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Mike Torrao
Haha, weird mix but I'd be curious as to what they'd make of it.
 
Old 2005-07-30, 01:04
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why has he not been banned yet

Because this site is shit and theres much better staff work on other sites
 
Old 2005-07-30, 01:05
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Garm-Ulver/Arcturus

He's not in Arcturus anymore I heard a rumor that he might make a reappearance on the next Borknagar cd
 
Old 2005-07-30, 01:08
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wwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 2005-07-30, 01:12
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go back to pending tabs you big lumbering oaf





the new acoustic borkanar?
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Old 2005-07-30, 01:15
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go back to pending tabs you big lumbering oaf


Can do.
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Old 2005-07-30, 01:19
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Could you ban that troll Darkdimensiondark first before you go?
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Old 2005-07-30, 01:28
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go back to pending tabs you big lumbering oaf





the new acoustic borkanar?

yessirree
 
Old 2005-07-30, 04:50
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Could you ban that troll Darkdimensiondark first before you go?


Done. I can't wait to see what awesome name he comes back under tomorrow before he gets in 2 posts and is banned- again.
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Old 2005-07-30, 04:54
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Done. I can't wait to see what awesome name he comes back under tomorrow before he gets in 2 posts and is banned- again.


Thank you. I'll be shocked if he finds a way back again.
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Old 2005-07-30, 13:01
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Trey Azagthoth- Lead/rhythm gtr.
Marty Friedman-Lead gtr.
Chuck Schuldiner (RIP)-Rhythm gtr.
Luke from Sleep Terror-Guest rhythm gtr.
Steve DiGiorgio-Bass
Gene Hoglan-Drums
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Old 2005-07-30, 18:05
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Vocals: rotating vocals for varying music styles
Varg Vikernes (Burzum), Tchort, tall skinny guy from nile, and others..kind of like Probot except not gay.
Guitar: Trey Azagthoth (morbid angel)
Guitar: Kirk Hammet (metallica)
Base: Tchort (emperor, blood red throne)


Why not Erlend Caspersen? He is totally sick, but I have not heard Tchort playing bass so I am not capable of judge him, he is a great guitar player though.
 
Old 2005-08-02, 16:00
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why has he not been banned yet

Yess!!! There is a lot of pig's urine 'transienting' from my stomach to my intestine.
I'll tell you what you can do for make me feel better :
Lets pull a lot of RED SAUSAGES(enormous quanty) to inside my giant gaping stinky ass, with a delicious lay of whip cream me to lick out of the fags butt hole. Mmhhmmmmmmhh
Now,... I am sub ordinated slave of the black cock...
So give me to suck grandiose dick! that I dream about so!!!

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Old 2005-08-02, 16:19
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He's not in Arcturus anymore I heard a rumor that he might make a reappearance on the next Borknagar cd

Yeah, I heard that too. It would be cool if he went back to Borknagar because my favourite Borknagar album is the one he's on.
 
Old 2005-08-02, 16:22
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won't somebody ban him already? he's dead fleshh. he even has the same poor linguistic skills. read that post and think "you are very idiot"

There's one explanation: There is a rotten dick arrasted inside my gigantic butt.
Do I feel pain? What?!! No, it is of enjoy to me!!!
The cure for me...is a great lariat Kain's cock being brutaly introduced inside my gigantic and young butt of guitar player, soit will align the intestine that already has a rotten sausage inside it(I deserved it of the diarea shits), the spear will across my stomach fullof the semen of the hanged dead ones, it will across my esophagus and finally across the top of my head, breaking my skull and giving to me brain death!!! Because for it the only good way to die, with the cock big up my ass in the hole!
All this is what happen to idiot bees, like me, I am gullible stinky pig and used whore. I make gullible stinky whore and fucked pig!

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Old 2005-08-02, 16:38
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Done. I can't wait to see what awesome name he comes back under tomorrow before he gets in 2 posts and is banned- again.


Thanks for the laugh, kid. I guarantee if you keep trying to annoy me I'll have an even bigger laugh while looking at your name on the 'banned' list.[/QUOTE]Only thing I ever did of the want come from you is the love. Already I have the dream of this... this isn't a imagination, this is the true and hard relity: an image dirty like me, of a big great demonion,
fucking/sodomizing mee from behind me until I get start to bleed...!!!...
and his dick leave out from my mouth. And I make the orgasm when he giant big cock come in of my ass. Some of the times I can pretend of that demon for to be you, Chriss Rezendez. But you reject me like the dog shit, you throw me away- you tell me you don't want to give me the love.

Already you like so much of baseball players, why not you give me the shot? You make the tears from my eyes when you don't want me.

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Old 2005-08-02, 16:38
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You are so goddamned anoyying,whats even the point of posting all you do is talk shit.
 
Old 2005-08-02, 16:42
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Eh, he's "eccentric". Haha, don't worry about it, he'll get banned as soon as a mod shows up.
 
Old 2005-08-02, 16:45
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hey dame what did you think of that song i sent you?
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Old 2005-08-02, 16:46
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hey dame what did you think of that song i sent you?

Fuck. I forgot to listen to it. I will do that when I get back to the dorm. Promise.
 
Old 2005-08-02, 16:46
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Thanks for the laugh, kid. I guarantee if you keep trying to annoy me I'll have an even bigger laugh while looking at your name on the 'banned' list.
You female dirty pig...fancy this: this isn't a imagination, this is the true and hard relity: an image dirty like you, of a big great demonion,
fucking/sodomizing you from behind you until you get start to bleed...!!!...
and his dick leave out from your mouth.
Already you like so much of baseball players, give your enormous butt to them! Hahahahahhahahaah...!!!!!!
Who laughs for last, laughs best!!!
I made more than 2 posts you asshole



Your english is pathetic, Jesus. If you're going to try to make an insult, at least be articulate enough so that it makes sense enough to understand your train of thought. I really have no idea what you're trying to say here
 
Old 2005-08-02, 16:49
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Maybe he meant Demonium. Like the song off of Immortal's Damned in Black everyone seems to love so much.
 
Old 2005-08-02, 16:51
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Thank you. I'll be shocked if he finds a way back again.


I know what's my problem:
Some day I was in the marsh sleeping, so did came a alligator, it up on your coasts and put eggs inside my intestine.
Just imagine when them birth out!!!...

I are going to get insupportable!
No one will support me!!!
So... I suck my dick(it's the very very small) because I am pragnant whore, and swallow all of seed to my children in my intestine!!!
Yes!!! I generate only shit and man cum from my fat gaping butt(where come out my sons)....

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Old 2005-08-02, 17:11
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Maybe he meant Demonium. Like the song off of Immortal's Damned in Black everyone seems to love so much.

Maybe Dominion?
 
Old 2005-08-02, 19:48
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Heavy/Melodic metal(?)
Bruce Dickinson - Vocals
Michael Angelo - Lead/rhythm Guitar
Alexi Laiho - Lead/rhythm Guitar
Steve Harris - Bass
Children of bodom;s drummer(dunno his name)

Thrash Metal
Tom Araya - Vocals and bass
Dave Mustaine - Lead/rhythm Guitar
Jeff Hanneman - Lead/rhythm Guitar
Dave Lambardo - Drums

Since i don't listen to some of the bands that you guys listen to, this is my list. So don't kill me. PLEASE?
 
Old 2005-08-05, 19:19
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vocals: travis ryan
guitar:corporate death
bass:nefarious
drumer:berzerker prick
 
Old 2005-08-06, 03:29
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S.O.D
 
Old 2005-08-06, 22:56
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Thrash Metal
Tom Araya - Vocals and bass
Dave Mustaine - Lead/rhythm Guitar
Jeff Hanneman - Lead/rhythm Guitar
Dave Lambardo - Drums

thats just slayer with dave instead of kerry. think harrrder!!
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Old 2005-08-06, 23:32
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Thrash Metal
Tom Araya - Vocals and bass
Dave Mustaine - Lead/rhythm Guitar
Jeff Hanneman - Lead/rhythm Guitar
Dave Lambardo - Drums

You idiot
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Old 2005-08-07, 14:39
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thats just slayer with dave instead of kerry. think harrrder!!


Yeah i know. I couldn't come up with any other at that time, cos i was so fucking tierd so i just wrote something. Sorry, my bad.

EDIT: This instead, maybe?
James Hetfield - Singer(yeah only singer)
Dave Lambardo - Drums
Dave Mustaine - Lead/Rhythm Guitar
Jeff Hanneman - Lead/Rhythm Guitar
Rob Trujolio - Bass Guitar

If you don't like it then don't kill me cos this is the best i can think of.

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Old 2005-08-07, 20:14
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Well it doesnt really matter what we think, your dream band is your dream band. Even if we laugh.
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Old 2005-08-07, 23:46
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Steve Vai - Guitar 1
Dan Mongrain - Guitar 2/Backing Vocals
Flo Mournier - Drums/Backing Vocals
Billy Shehan - Bass
Lord Worm - Vocals

i doubt theyd work together/sound good but there some of the most talented musiciens and songwriters i know of...
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Old 2005-08-07, 23:48
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goddamn the guys even got a my little pony avatar
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Old 2005-08-07, 23:51
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Yeah i know. I couldn't come up with any other at that time, cos i was so fucking tierd so i just wrote something. Sorry, my bad.

EDIT: This instead, maybe?
James Hetfield - Singer(yeah only singer)
Dave Lambardo - Drums
Dave Mustaine - Lead/Rhythm Guitar
Jeff Hanneman - Lead/Rhythm Guitar
Rob Trujolio - Bass Guitar

If you don't like it then don't kill me cos this is the best i can think of.

there ya go.
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Old 2005-08-08, 16:38
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It's agood day to fuck my whore mother in her warty ass, isn't???!

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Old 2005-08-08, 16:41
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So chris...let's do it?!?

If not the Chris then she'll do for anyone else here, plus the dogs, horses, and pigs. She like pig cock to sodomise her from behind, but I like it to!

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Old 2005-08-08, 17:39
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Dead Fleshh,get a life man,your so pathetic.
 
Old 2005-08-08, 17:47
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I drink of the drunk pig's urine that I suck right from his dick

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Dead Fleshh,get a life man,your so pathetic.

dON'T WORRY, IT'S ALL OK!
tHANKS FOR BEWARE...BUT IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL.
i'LL PUT MY DICK IN MY MOTHERS BUTT! THEN I CAN HAVE OF THE BROTHER I ALWAYS WANTED!

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Old 2005-08-08, 17:48
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wow dude, wow
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