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Old 2004-09-05, 12:24
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No, because Obituary suck ass. Allen West is mediocre, maybe slightly above average at best.
 
Old 2004-09-05, 13:58
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Mille Petrozza- vocals
Alex Skolnick- guitar
Dave Mustaine- guitar
Steve Harris- bass guitar
Dave Lombardo- drums

TTHHRRAASSHHHH!!!!
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Old 2004-09-05, 14:17
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i dont think harris would be good for a thrashmetal band
 
Old 2004-09-06, 18:22
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No, because Obituary suck ass. Allen West is mediocre, maybe slightly above average at best.


Mediocre? How is Allen West mediocre?
 
Old 2004-09-12, 04:06
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Dream Theater.... thats the perfect band and its allready been on this earth playin since the eighties try getin some songs, pull me under or in the name of god, the guitarist is fantastic.
 
Old 2004-09-12, 04:10
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drummer- Mike Portnoy
Vocalist-James labrie
Keyboard- Jordan Rudess
Bassist- John Myung
Guitarist- John Petruci

All you guys who like death metal... IT SUCKS HUGE
 
Old 2004-09-12, 05:01
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All you guys who like death metal... IT SUCKS HUGE


Ill let someone else handle that opinion.... but on another note, yes John Petrucci is a fucking badass.
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All you guys who like death metal... IT SUCKS HUGE

You have already started two threads on basically the same topic, put a quadruple post in one of them, and now you say this. Just leave now you fucking retard.
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Old 2004-09-12, 05:05
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Ill let someone else handle that opinion.... but on another note, yes John Petrucci is a fucking badass.

Hahaha sneaky Edit I love DT except for the vocals, i can't listen to more than fifteen minutes at a time because the vocals shit me. I love the Drummer, guitarist, keyboardist AND bassist though, they are all excellent musicians. If only the vocalist was more like Akerfeldt
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Old 2004-09-12, 05:27
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drummer- Mike Portnoy
Vocalist-James labrie
Keyboard- Jordan Rudess
Bassist- John Myung
Guitarist- John Petruci

All you guys who like death metal... IT SUCKS HUGE


Because we all know Dream Theater doesn't suck at writing music.

Plus: Anyone who likes James Labrie (let alone stand him) deserves a vasectomy performed through papercuts.
 
Old 2004-09-12, 11:49
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All you guys who like death metal... IT SUCKS HUGE


Cunt. Take the offal that you astoundingly consider to be an opinion and leave. Do you even know what death metal is? From previous espousals of effluence, you clearly do not, ergo you opinion on death metal is as relevant to us as a condom was to your parents.

Don't forget to close the door on the way out - we'd rather not be able to smell your pungent emanations after your departure.
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Old 2004-09-12, 12:31
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Haha. God, I love it when that happens.
 
Old 2004-09-12, 12:35
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just ignore him, and allow him to wallow in ignorance as to what he is missing out on based on narrow perceptions of "not liking the vocals"
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Old 2004-09-12, 16:39
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Mediocre? How is Allen West mediocre?


Well, I suppose that I don't know for a fact that Allen West is mediocre, because I've only heard his work in Six Feet Under and Obituary. My comment was based on what I've heard from him in SFU and Obituary, so maybe that will help you to understand where I am coming from.

Obituary were a mediocre band and SFU are terrible. When you add mediocre and terrible, I guess what you get is bad. I ignored that, though, because if Obituary's riffs were largely mediocre, than that would show that he could at least reach the level of mediocrity. I also said slightly above average at best, giving him the benefit of the doubt that he might be able to play better than what I've heard from him.

If he has played in any other bands (I don't know if he has or hasn't), or if you have anything where he is very good, then I want to encourage you to make me aware of it. If you can, I will retract what I said. Going from what I HAVE heard, however, I simply cannot say that he is very good, but simply mediocre.

By the way, JohnMansley, that was some funny shit. Maybe we will get lucky and he will just download all the Dream Theatre tabs and leave.
 
Old 2004-09-12, 17:52
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If he had any brains he'd go to the Dream Theatre site for them!

I digress...

The perfect band? Mine changes with each passing week, but I think this rabble would kick out a fine album if they ever collaborated:

Karl Sanders - vocals/guitar
Terrence Hobbs - guitar
Daniel Mongrain - guitar
Alex Webster - bass
Flo Mournier - drums
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Old 2004-09-12, 17:56
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hey, im not a fan of death metal either, but im not saying it sucks. i just cant stand deep vocals, ive tried so so hard. i can only stand a few bands (Cannibal Corpse, Amon Amarth). hardcore is much more my thing... i only stay here cuz i like the people.
 
Old 2004-09-21, 00:58
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MY visioned band would probably be a 9 or 10 piece group!

Shagrath- Lead vocalist
Corey Taylor- Also lead vocalist
Vortex- Bassist and Clear Voice
Ryan (Mudvayne)- A lead bassist! (An Idea I had.)
Galdar- Lead guitarist
Mick Thompson- guitarist
Mustis- Synthetics/Samples
Sid (Slipknot)- DJ (Thought I'd add something to the mix)
Joey Jordison- Lead drummer
Nicholas-Barker- ALSO Drums

could you imagine 2 drummers in a band like that? Drumline, dude!

I'll make a picture of this band being held live..... Ought to be awesome!

First I need a picture of Vortex's bass, Galdar's Guitar, and both drummer's will have the same set (Joey's set because It's my imagination at work here, people!) Both Nicks and Joey's set use the same brand of drums and ymbals right? Paiste and Pearl right?
 
Old 2004-09-21, 02:31
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WTF?

Thats not the perfect band you just merged slipknot and dimmu borgir together sounds fucking stupid, two drummers? Be real, this isn't a hockey team or something
 
Old 2004-09-21, 15:54
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mikael(opeth)- vox/guitar
peter(opeth)- guitar
me - guitar/back up vox
drums - the guy from dimmu,OMC, and CoF
bass - les claypool
bass - martin(opeth)
keys - josh(ToN)
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NMB, that was throughoutly gay
 
Old 2004-09-21, 19:19
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My band

Astennu - Guitar
Anders Bjorler - Guitar
Jonas Bjorler - Bass
Paul Bostaph - Drums
Orvar Säfström - Vocals
 
Old 2004-09-21, 19:21
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NMB, that was throughoutly gay


That there quote was a piece of sheer quality from The Doc.
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Old 2004-09-22, 00:15
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Thats not the perfect band you just merged slipknot and dimmu borgir together sounds fucking stupid, two drummers? Be real, this isn't a hockey team or something

Did I in anyway say anywhere in my post that it would be the perfect band? No. I have an overactive imagination, and I didn't ask for a critique on it.

Plus, I think 2 drummers would be cool because it would be hard for 2 drummers to simultaniously hit the drums and everything in my opinion.
 
Old 2004-09-29, 11:06
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Talking perfect bands already exists!

well you dont have to think the same but there are perfect bands...
Arcturus
solefald
winds
Dimmu Borgir
shall i continue....

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Old 2004-10-04, 23:24
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well you dont have to think the same but there are perfect bands...
Arcturus
solefald
winds
Dimmu Borgir
shall i continue....


I agree with Dimmu. I haven't listened to the others yet. Still going through all the metal I can find and listen to it.
 
Old 2004-10-15, 04:18
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Did I in anyway say anywhere in my post that it would be the perfect band? No. I have an overactive imagination, and I didn't ask for a critique on it.

Plus, I think 2 drummers would be cool because it would be hard for 2 drummers to simultaniously hit the drums and everything in my opinion.


Well the thread is The "Perfect" Band, so what you said would be the perfect band, is the perfect band to you. So you practically did say your lineup would be the perfect band. Yes two drummers simultaneously would sounds kind of cool, but your perfect band is Dimmu Borgir and Slipknot put together. Expect to get criticized, its a forum. Its like having an open discussion. Someone could disagree on what you have to say, and someone could just bash the hell out of it.
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Old 2004-10-15, 04:29
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Old 2004-10-30, 04:44
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Okay, I got a better idea for a band:

Erik Rutan (Hate Eternal) - vocals & guitar
Matt Harvey (Exhumed) - vocals & guitar
Ross Sewage (Impaled) - vocals & bass
Flo Mounier (Cryptopsy) - drums
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Old 2004-11-06, 01:48
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Alexi Laiho (Children of Bodom) - Lead Guitar/Vocals
James Malone (Arsis) - Lead Guitar/Vocals
Stefan Fimmers (Necrophagist) - Bass
Flo Mounier (Cryptopsy) - Drums

Watchin Alexi and James swap riffs, vocals, and solos would be quite amazing

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Old 2004-11-06, 19:54
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Bruce Dickinson - vocals
Vinnie Paul - Drums
Steve Harris - Bass
Slash - Lead Guitar
Dimebag - Rythm and lead guitar


yeah, I know it's a really weird combination and it will be different in a week or so but hey
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Old 2004-11-06, 22:22
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Vitek(Decapitated)-drums
Fredrik Thordendal (Meshuggah)-guitar
Chuck Schuldiner(Death)-guitar and vocals
Dave Defeo(Radiation 4)-Bass

that would be weird as hell...
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Old 2004-11-07, 00:39
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lead singer - homer simpson
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Old 2004-11-07, 02:31
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Old 2004-11-11, 00:53
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Jeff Hanneman (Guitar 1)
Dimbag Darrell (Guitar 2)
Dave Mustaine (Guitar 3/ vocals)
Lars Ulrich (Drums)

Basicly... WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then u punch the guy next to you.
 
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Holy Moly! How did I not see this thread before

Basically the same as before:

Jeff Hannemen (guitars)
Dave Mustiane (guitars & vocals)
Peter Steel (bass & Vocals)
Dave Lombardo (drums)
Glen Danzig (vocals & sound effects)
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Old 2005-01-07, 00:49
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well you dont have to think the same but there are perfect bands...
Arcturus
solefald
winds
Dimmu Borgir
shall i continue....



No.


As a matter of fact, fucking stop.


Yeah this is very....very late, but I got bored and started searching for shit.
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Old 2005-01-07, 02:05
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As long as it had Muhammed, Zabek and Cerrito in it I'd be blowing a wad in my pants.

Muhammed would make it super technical and fast with crazy shredding.
Zabek would jazz it up a little and make it crazier.
Cerrito would make sure it stays nice and brutal.

mmmmmmmm.........................
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Old 2005-01-08, 12:54
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Flo Mounier (Cryptopsy) - drums
Steve Vai - guitar
Alex Skolnik (Testament) - guitar
Steve Di'Gorgio (Testament) - bass
Ricky Martin ( just kidding : ) Max Cavalera - Vocals

i think that would be interesting
 
Old 2005-01-08, 21:56
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Why not? Here's another:

Muhammed Suicmez (Necrophagist) - vocals/guitar
Mikael Akerfeldt (Opeth) - vocals/guitar
Eric Longlois (Cryptopsy) - bass
Tony Laureano (Nile) - drums

If it ever happened, I would crap my pants.
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Old 2005-01-08, 22:26
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Old 2005-01-08, 23:35
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Vocals - Lord Worm (Cryptopsy)
Bass - Sean Malone (Cynic/Atheist/Gordian Knot)
Guitar - Muhammed Suicmez (Necrophagist)
Drums - Flo Mounier (Cryptopsy)

The Band name would be Blood for Bullets.

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Old 2005-01-08, 23:58
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Vocals - Lord Worm (Old Cryptopsy)


Old Cryptopsy? Dude, he's back in there.
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Old 2005-01-09, 00:08
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O yeah, my bad, I keep forgeting about that.
 
Old 2005-01-09, 00:51
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Drums - Pete Sandoval (or hellhammer??)
Lead Guitar - Muhammed Suicmez
Rythm Guitar - (the guy from krisiun...;P)
Bass - Alex Webster
Growls - John Gallager or lord worm and if they two are too busy Gorge fisher.
 
Old 2005-01-09, 05:17
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ide have to say a band that besides being the best have a real freak with real freaks to preform before them and then later let them loose in the crowd
 
Old 2005-01-09, 05:51
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whatever, ill do another one

Jordan Mancino (As I Lay Dying) - drums
Vogg (Decapitated) - lead guitars
Sauron (Decapitated) - vocals
David Vincent (Morbid Angel)- bass & vocals
Trey Azagthoth (Morbid Angel) - rhythm guitar ONLY

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Old 2005-01-10, 12:33
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Stick anyone w/ Matt Barlow (Iced Earth vocals Offerings-Show albums) and I'm happy.
 
Old 2005-01-10, 12:50
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Muhammed would make it super technical and fast with crazy shredding.
Zabek would jazz it up a little and make it crazier.
Cerrito would make sure it stays nice and brutal.

Thats pretty good, but all of Cerrito's songs are too long for me- I think he has a larger part in writing Pierced that Hobbs did. All of the riffs kick ass, just too many in any one song.

My new one-
Frank Mullen
Muhammed- guitar
Terrence Hobbs
Alex Webster- bass (Cannibal Corpse)
Sandoval- drums, I think he has the fastest double-bass ever
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Old 2005-01-10, 13:48
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3 bands

Band 1:

Brian O'Blivion
T.Van Dono
Frederik Schalin
John Sankey

Band 2:

Attila Csihar
Sloth
James Genenz
Morgan Håkansson

Band 3:
Sloth
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Ivan Deprume
Phil Anselmo

These bands are loosly based on oter bands with the addition/replacement of 1 or 2 members. It would only be interesting to hear, as these combinations couldn't beat the original bands.
 
Old 2005-01-10, 16:32
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Stick anyone w/ Matt Barlow (Iced Earth vocals Offerings-Show albums) and I'm happy.

stick anyone willing to do power metal, i dont think he would work good in a death or black or thrash metal band. But yes i agree he one of my favorite PM singers
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Perfect band:
Drums: My feet
Guitar: Me
Bass: My voice
Vocals: None! It's that hardcore!
 
Old 2005-01-10, 19:58
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I made some changes.

Vocals - Chuck Schuldiner (Death, RIP)
Bass - Sean Malone (Cynic/Atheist/Aghora/O.S.I/Gordian Knot)
Guitar - Muhammed Suicmez (Necrophagist)
Drums - Tim Yeung (Hate Eternal)

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Old 2005-01-14, 14:58
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Vocals-Guitar-Ihsahn
Guitar-Galder
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Old 2005-01-14, 15:20
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My "Perfect" band would include

Layne Staley (R.I.P.)-Vox
James Hetfield-Rhythm Guitar
Dave Mustaine-Lead Guitar
Cliff Burton (also R.I.P.) -Bass
Dave Lombardo-Drums
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James Malone(Arsis)- Guitar
Anders Friden(In Flames)- Vocals
Daniel Erlandson(Arch Enemy)- Drums
Brian Eschbach(Black Dahlia Murder)- Guitar
Kelly Conlan(Death)- Bass


That would be some good melodic music
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Old 2005-07-24, 16:58
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Old 2005-07-24, 17:13
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hahaha...

Vox: Mike Akerfeldt (the old Bloodbath/opeth)
Guitar: Isahn (emperor)
Guitar: the necrophagist dude (duh)
Bass: Alex Webster (cannibal corpse)
Drums: Frost (1349) or Nic Barker (dimmu)
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A couple of my friends and I were discussing if some members of our favorite bands started a side project to create the "perfect" band who would be in it. I thought of a good or great (depends on opinion) death metal band:



Don't care whether it's death metal, don't care whether it's black metal, don't care whether it's jazz-fusion metal mixed with grindcore, goregrind, crust, swedish melodic death with a slight hint of ripping off certain 80's thrash bands.

Drums = Sir Prospictor McGovern(absu)
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Lead Guitar/vocals - Danial Mongrain (Martyr)
Bass/Vocals - François Mongrain (Martyr)
Lead Guitar - Ron Jarzombek (Watchtower, Spastic Ink)
Drums - Bobby Jarzombek (Spastic Ink, Halford)

It would be the most tecnical, catchiest thing ever.
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Chuck Billy - Vocals (TestAmenT)
Jeff Waters - Guitar (Annihilator)
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Steve DiGorgio - Bass (Sadus, Ex-TestAmenT)
Flo Mounier - Drums (Cryptopsy)
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John Gallager-vocals
herman Li-guitars
muhammed suicez-guitars
bass-Eric langois
drums-george kollias

 
Old 2005-07-25, 08:20
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James Malone(Arsis)- Guitar
Anders Friden(In Flames)- Vocals
Daniel Erlandson(Arch Enemy)- Drums
Brian Eschbach(Black Dahlia Murder)- Guitar
Kelly Conlan(Death)- Bass


That would be some good melodic music


Have you heard Anders' vocals lately? The old stuff is amazing, but his new vocal style is total shit.
 
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Keyboard: Yoshi (X Japan)
Drums: Oliver Fokin (Ensiferum)
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Muhammed Suicmez - Lead Guitars / Vocals
Daniel Mongrain - Guitars
Stefan Fimmers - Bass
Jordan Varela - Drums

Now that would be a kickass tech-death band
 
Old 2005-07-25, 17:47
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Technical Death Metal Band

Vocals - Kevin McClintock (Mortal Decay)
Guitar - David Siskin (Odious Mortem)
Guitar - Daniel Mongrain (Capharnaum/etc.)
Bass - Tino Köhler (ex-Defeated Sanity)
Drums - Darren Cesca (Goratory)
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Old 2005-07-25, 18:04
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you're all going to agree that this is extremely stupid.

ozzy (sabbath bloody sabbath era)- vocals
steve vai- guitars
billy sheehan- bass
john bonham (if he were alive)- drums
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Black Metal

Vocals:Nocturno Culto
Guitar:Galder
Guitar:Abbath
Bass: Dissection's bassist
Drums:Trym

Death Metal

Vocals: David Vincent
Guitar:Muhammed Suicmez
Guitar:Karl Sanders
Bass:Stephan Fimmers
Drums:George Kollias
 
Old 2005-07-25, 18:42
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Have you heard Anders' vocals lately? The old stuff is amazing, but his new vocal style is total shit.

I like his new vocals.
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Old 2005-07-25, 19:31
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Progressive Metal/Jazz:

Guitars - Ron Jarzombek
Guitars - Guitarist of Spiral Architect
Bass - Norberg or Sean Melone
Drums - Bobby Jarzombek

FUCK YEAH
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Flo Webster
Alex Mournier
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Derek Owens
Jack Roddy
 
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Flo Webster
Alex Mournier
Lord Gummi Worm
Derek Owens
Jack Roddy

:
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Would that not be the perfect line up?
 
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I don't get it.


The firstt and last names have been mixed up intentionally, as in :

Derek Roddy (Hate Eternal )and Jack Owens ( Cannabis Corpse ) have been re-made into Jack Roddy and Derek Owens. Flo Mourner and Lord Worm are in Cruyptopsy, and I can't remember the other two. Yea,h Alex Webester.
 
Old 2005-07-26, 03:44
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The firstt and last names have been mixed up intentionally, as in :

Derek Roddy (Hate Eternal )and Jack Owens ( Cannabis Corpse ) have been re-made into Jack Roddy and Derek Owens. Flo Mourner and Lord Worm are in Cruyptopsy, and I can't remember the other two. Yea,h Alex Webester.


Cannabis? That's the scientific name for Marijuana.
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan.
 
Old 2005-07-26, 04:13
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Death Metal
Singer: Brett Hoffman, sober
Guitar: Chuck Schuldiner
Guitar: James Murphy
Bass: Alex Webster or Steve DiGiorgio
Drums: Derek Roddy

Problem with that is, Chuck in his later years would have nothing to do with Brett Hoffman's style, nor a true death metal band per-se. The other problem is he is dead.

Doom Band (anyone who listens to Doom will agree, with probably descrepancies):

Clean vocals: Jonas Renske (katatonia)
Guitar/Growled Vocals: John Haughm (agalloch)
Guitar: The guy from Woods Of Ypres
Guitar: Don Anderson (agalloch)
Bass: J. W. Walton (agalloch)
Drums: Hellhammer (listen to Winds, if you think this is an odd placement)
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Old 2005-07-26, 04:54
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Even though I've already posted in here, all I did was post the members of Suffocation to be a jackass. I confess the error of my way and hereby profess to post a non bullshit dream lineup.

Vox- Chris Barnes. SFU r0x0rz my s0x0rz. He smokes weed! LOLZ!
Rythim Guitar- Muhammed Suicmez. Muhammed is super tech and would bust some ass.
Lead Guitar- Eddy Van Halin. Edys solos are da BOMB!
Backup Guitar- Jaymz Hetfield. Hetfield is madly in anger... with POWER CHORDS! He r0x!
Guitar- Lynyrd Skynyrd. Lynyrd Skynyrd is a great guitarist, did you ever heard Free Bird or Alabama?
Bass- Flea from Red Hot Chilly Peppers. He is really energetic and I like RHCP, so that means he would have to sound really great playing music he is unaccustomed to.
Drumz- The guy from Deaf Leopard. He sounds really good even though he only got one arm.
Cowbell- Will Ferrell. I got a fever, and the only perscripshin is MORE COWBELL!!!
Trumpet- Dizzy Gillespie. That guy makes me LAUGH!!!
DJ- DJ Jazzy Jeff, because the Fresh Prince ROKS!
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I'm going to assume you are high...
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-07-26, 14:37
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I'm going to assume you are high...


aren't we all?
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Old 2005-07-26, 14:44
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No, WE aren't. I don't do drugs like most of the people on this forum. 100% clean of anything, at the moment. I haven't drank in a while.
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Old 2005-07-26, 17:28
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Even though I've already posted in here, all I did was post the members of Suffocation to be a jackass. I confess the error of my way and hereby profess to post a non bullshit dream lineup.

Vox- Chris Barnes. SFU r0x0rz my s0x0rz. He smokes weed! LOLZ!
Rythim Guitar- Muhammed Suicmez. Muhammed is super tech and would bust some ass.
Lead Guitar- Eddy Van Halin. Edys solos are da BOMB!
Backup Guitar- Jaymz Hetfield. Hetfield is madly in anger... with POWER CHORDS! He r0x!
Guitar- Lynyrd Skynyrd. Lynyrd Skynyrd is a great guitarist, did you ever heard Free Bird or Alabama?
Bass- Flea from Red Hot Chilly Peppers. He is really energetic and I like RHCP, so that means he would have to sound really great playing music he is unaccustomed to.
Drumz- The guy from Deaf Leopard. He sounds really good even though he only got one arm.
Cowbell- Will Ferrell. I got a fever, and the only perscripshin is MORE COWBELL!!!
Trumpet- Dizzy Gillespie. That guy makes me LAUGH!!!
DJ- DJ Jazzy Jeff, because the Fresh Prince ROKS!

I've never saw line-ups so ridiculous
But this guy up here, is the KING of garbage
I'll show atrue possible line-up that can break your face...!!!
 
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I've never saw line-ups so ridiculous
But this guy up here, is the KING of garbage
I'll show atrue possible line-up that can break your face...!!!


You eat cock.
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Old 2005-07-26, 17:30
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Goregrind band

Vocals - Autopsy
Guitar - Fuck... Im Dead
Guitar/Backing vocals - Exhumed
Bass - Goratory
Drums - Rompeprop

I don't know the names of any of the members so I just put the band they're in.
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan.

Last edited by Zionist : 2005-07-28 at 02:21.
 
Old 2005-07-26, 17:47
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The knights of Final Apocalypse

ATILLA CSIHAR.vox---Mayhem/Aborym
NEBIROS.guitars---Ex Enthroned
NERATH DAEMON.guitars---Ex Enthroned
DOMINION.bass guitar---Ex Dark Funeral
NAMROTH BLACKTHORN.drums---Ex Enthroned

have fear.....have mutch fear!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha
 
Old 2005-07-26, 17:51
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...And you eat rotten semen with cock.
 
Old 2005-07-26, 17:58
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...And you eat rotten semen with cock.


That comeback doesn't help the fact that you still eat cock.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan.
 
Old 2005-07-26, 17:59
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i wonder how long 'till he gets banned
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What? You don't think Lynyrd Skynyrd is a good guitarist?
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What? You don't think Lynyrd Skynyrd is a good guitarist?


I almost asked why he got suspended, and then I re-read what he said to you above.

MOD POWERS, ACTIVATE.
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MOD POWERS, ACTIVATE.


It's not really for what he said (what he said was far too stupid and insignificant to warrant suspension) so much as the fact that he won't leave me alone. He's been sending me PMs and e-mails on top of the posts.
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What? You don't think Lynyrd Skynyrd is a good guitarist?

of coarse he isnt a good guitarist he's dead!

I ked , i ked.
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of coarse he isnt a good guitarist he's dead!

I ked , i ked.

you forgot your orange text
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This is an old thread. I know this because I made it about 2 years ago and during that time I always decided to be notified when someone replied to a thread that I've made in hopes of reading what others thought of my topic of choice. I no longer do that and for good reason. For a second I was getting a lot of emails letting me know that some people are still talking about something I brought up a long time ago. Lucky for me I put an end to it so reply away. I don't even know why I'm typing this at this very moment. Maybe because I've been awake for nearly 24 hours and I know this isn't needed at all. Could someone stop my fingers from hitting these damn keys this is so unneeded please stop now what am I going on like this I think this is very unnatural to be doing such a thing such as this why can't I stop typing please do not pay attention to this please go about what you were doing before you began reading this.











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yes... you do. Seems like you need a lot.
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FIXED!
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What's with your orange text?
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It's not really for what he said (what he said was far too stupid and insignificant to warrant suspension) so much as the fact that he won't leave me alone. He's been sending me PMs and e-mails on top of the posts.


Jesus Christ. And we thought that the regulars (like me) have no life... That really is just sad.
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Awesome.
 
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You eat cock.

What's cock? Don't say that things.
 
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NERATH DAEMON.guitars---Ex Enthroned
DOMINION.bass guitar---Ex Dark Funeral
NAMROTH BLACKTHORN.drums---Ex Enthroned

have fear.....have mutch fear!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha

I totally agree with you, first time...someone-that-knows-everything!
This line-up is an ultimate punch in the face of all asshole
 
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won't somebody ban him already? he's dead fleshh. he even has the same poor linguistic skills. read that post and think "you are very idiot"
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