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Yeah, I agree, that is the worst band name ever.
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Sadistik Exekution (I love them also, but the name SHITS ME!!)
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2005-07-09, 11:24
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Anorexia Nervosa - i like their music but name sucks.
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2005-07-09, 18:34
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I think Agalloch is a terrible name. Like something is stuck in your throat, and you want to get it out "AAAGGGALLoch" 
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2005-07-11, 04:13
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goat whore, anal cunt, soil Fuck... I'm Dead (funny tho wut genre r they ne way?) Children of Bodom isnt too go0d moter head, mushroom head, bucket head, as i lay dying, norma jean, the chariot
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2005-07-11, 04:14
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goat whore, anal cunt, soil Fuck... I'm Dead (funny tho wut genre r they ne way?) Children of Bodom isnt too go0d moter head, mushroom head, bucket head, as i lay dying, norma jean, the chariot
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2005-07-11, 04:16
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Buckettruck... i saw them live when they opened for Dammage Plan and Slayer... they sucked ass... but Dime and Slayer were kvlt as fuck 
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2005-07-11, 06:19
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i love the name Fuck... I'm Dead.
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2005-07-11, 06:44
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Originally Posted by Rapture
i love the name Fuck... I'm Dead.
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Its different I'll give it that,but it sounds like my little sister could have come up with that name.
EDIT:great band though,only grind band I like.
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2005-07-11, 21:25
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yeah its a cool name in a way so there grind then? i listen to the soen twist of death i was like  thats heavy shit lol |
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2005-07-12, 14:14
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2005-07-12, 14:47
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Jorn. = WTF. ripoff of Korn? both MUST suck.
Acid Drinkers is also quite stupid..
On the other hand..did you know there is a Centurion and a Centurian? double check the album ppl!
and Christian Epidemic is such a sick fucking name
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2005-07-17, 03:26
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haha some of my fave bands have terrible names... death cab for cutie especially...
however one of the best names ever is the name of a german band called "Die toten hosen" which literally means "the dead pants"
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2005-07-17, 05:26
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Japanische Kampfhoerspiele (I hope Hot Spicy sees this)....
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2005-08-11, 20:24
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2005-08-12, 03:32
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Who can forget: Slayer. Someone probably allrady called it, but I didn't feel like reading through the whole thread to find out.
I mean, the name is cool in its own respect, but it's just very limiting. With a name like that, you don't exactly give yoiurself a whole lot of room to grow.
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2005-08-12, 04:10
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Worst band name?
Easy...
Rapture
1. The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy.
2. An expression of ecstatic feeling. Often used in the plural.
3. The transporting of a person from one place to another, especially to heaven.
I mean c,mon....how GAY is that?
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2005-08-12, 04:51
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rapture is a morbid angel song, which andrew most likely got the name from. and it most certainly is not a gay song.
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2005-08-12, 05:27
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rapture is a morbid angel song, which andrew most likely got the name from. and it most certainly is not a gay song.
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I love that song, the first line rules.
"Confront me, unholy ones, bastard sin, scorn of the earth."
Something like that.
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2005-08-12, 05:58
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Doesn't sound gay to me.
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2005-08-12, 07:00
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2005-08-12, 07:03
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Doesn't sound gay to me.
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2005-08-12, 07:14
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Bia! what a crappy name!
3 entries found for bia.
BIA
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Bureau of Indian Affairs
I mean, how GAYYYYY is that?!?!?!!?
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2005-08-12, 07:52
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That's not a band. 
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Worst band name?
Easy...
Rapture
1. The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy.
2. An expression of ecstatic feeling. Often used in the plural.
3. The transporting of a person from one place to another, especially to heaven.
I mean c,mon....how GAY is that?
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Okay, but I'm almost positive the band is referring to the moment when all flesh of those redeemed is taken, and only blood is left. I mean, I can't think I'm the only one who thought of that.
Funny fact though; although Christian theology often uses the word rapture in its description of said event, the word is never used as such in the Bible.
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2005-08-12, 09:03
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Meshuggah? Sounds funny even saying it
Strapping Young Lad??
Superjoint Ritual? Someone was fucked up when this got named
Ha, and my favorite... Tool? Self-explanatory
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2005-08-12, 09:12
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Cocksparrer.
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2005-08-12, 09:26
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Mesguggah are probably one of the most aptly named bands around - meshuggah means 'crazy' in Yiddish.
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One of he worst band names I have ever came across is a black metal band from Brazil (I think) named 'Evil War'
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2005-08-12, 17:12
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Bia! what a crappy name!
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Good thing it isnt my real name eh?
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The only real bad one that comes to mind right now is Strapping Young Lad.
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2005-08-12, 21:41
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The only real bad one that comes to mind right now is Strapping Young Lad.
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Ill give it a shot..... Yanni
Except the only thing is Yanni actually kicks ass, I cant go a day without hearing some yanni or watching my live at the acropolis(sp?) yanni dvd
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Bia! what a crappy name!
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if metal-archives was up, then i could check. who knows, bia might be a band name
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2005-08-12, 22:39
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"Gored" is another stupid one, I don't even think it's a word.
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan. |
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There is a very crappy, demo-stage black metal band (gr1m and N3Kr0 no doubt) called......Pentaface.
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you got 69 posts man haha
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What's funny about that? Maybe I should start post-whoring shamelessly.....but then the mods will probably kick me out. If I were you, I'd be more worried about my complete lack of personality or humour before my post count. But at least I'm not one of those incredibly annoying types of noobs.....Or maybe I am.
Damn, off topic....
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No, you can't say anything about my (admittedly shit) avatar.
70 posts already? Goes by fast.
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2005-08-13, 01:49
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What's funny about that? Maybe I should start post-whoring shamelessly.....but then the mods will probably kick me out. If I were you, I'd be more worried about my complete lack of personality or humour before my post count. But at least I'm not one of those incredibly annoying types of noobs.....Or maybe I am.
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you are stupid. i dont think your post count is funny, its that its 69 that number mean anything to you?
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Oh, yeah, shit, sorry about that man.
Don't worry, I'm not this stupid in real life.....Sorry about the misunderstanding.
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haha its ok, im pretty fucking dumb so i souldnt have been talking
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