You just gained 857346239 hilarity points.

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what point.....? the point of DM?

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OMG I TOTALLY FUCKING AGREE!!! Grave sucks ball sack, but dont diss the cunt lovers, they're cool.

But i totally agree 'bout Grave, too slow and too old school.

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OK, alot of the bands u mentioned are my most fav like Malignancy, Cenotaph (Turkey), Deeds, and others.. But Fleshcrawl, Hypocrisy, Obituary, Autopsy, and The Berzerker suck alot...

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I totally agree bro.. Their debut was awesome.. BUt the new stuff is so mainstream-ish.

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Chris hates Deeds of Flesh!!?!?!? Why!????

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Die u mainstream caca!! haha. Wormed are cool guys.. Met them a while ago. Very talented as well, their guitarist has mad sweep skills.

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I can't stand them either,their just generic death metal to me.Every thing I've heard of them sounds the same.The drummer is excellent though.

Yea, its a bit repetative, but I think the guitarist that writes the riffs is really great, he has his own tremelo picking riffing style...it just rules imo.

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I agree, their first 3 albums were the same. But I still dig all their stuff, I like bands who never change or progressive so u get to listen to the band when u first hear them.

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There's a Turkish Cenotaph? What do they sound like? I listen to the Mexican band.

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As someone said on some other board, on every album they put 1 or 2 extremely good songs, and the rest is +/-(it gets repetitive and annoying)... but because of these good songs I wouldn't consider it a BAD death metal band. Someone should define what is BAD death metal...

Wha??? Mainstream death metal? That's an oxymoron dude.

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think of Cenotaph (Turk) a bunch of armenian and turkish decent people spazzing out.. Alot of their stuff is blast/stop/blast/stop/breakdown/blast/stop.. Their songs do get very repititive but their guitar riffs are technical as fuck. Check them out.. Cool guys, I met them in armenia when they were on vacation.

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And they're tight as fuck live. When I heard them it almost sounded like I was listening to the album.

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Every cannibal corpse album after Tomb sucked!!!

Every Yattering album, fucking hate the reverbed vocals.

Dimmu Borgir are Spiritual, horrible melodic shit, like they were good when they were creepy melodic, now their shit is all dramatic.

New Meshuggah, fucking horrible.

Cock And Ball Torture - Goregrind never got so mainstream-ish.

Hate Eternals new material, wack shit nigga.

OPeth- all their albums, their version of prog death metal is so homo.

Limp Bizkit - what the fuck?!!!

New Static X - horrible, wish they went back to Wisconson Death Trip style.

Marduk - Mortiis however u spell his gay ass made up name sucks cambodian monkey balls. I wish Legion were back with Marduk and slit that fags throat.

Vomit Remnants new material - horribly mainstream-ish solo laden so called "brutal death metal" with horribly triggered drums.

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you are an idiot for puting that in the worst death metal thread.

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thanks alot bro.... I dont give a fuck... I just like talking shit. Thats why i mentioned them.

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Static x isnt metal. and never was.



well, i dont think he ment like britney spears mainstream. more like 1/30 people would have heard of the band if you mentioned it.

also, Slayer is pretty mainstream.

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But Slayer isn't death metal.

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It does matter. Slayer are not now and have never been death metal, and for that reason their level of mainstreamism is irrelevent to this discussion.

The most 'mainstream' death metal band is easily Cannibal Corpse. They've been featured in more than one movie directed at a general rather than niche audience and they're the only death metal band whose entire catalogue of CDs I owned were lent out to non-metal-listening friends in high school. They were also the only death metal band I can recall being targeted by the PMRC and similar morality police, and the only death metal band ever to debut in the Billboard top 200. Since Cannibal Corpse are about as metal and accessible as a steel door, welded shut, we can now conclude that 'mainstream' means very little and agree to shut the fuck up and stop bandying the word about unless in a non-serious context.

You guys obviously havn't checked out Cephalic Mortification yet.

Mummification suck asshole.

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With a name like mummification they are bound to suck.

That is the worst band name I have ever heard. Some of these death metal bands are going to extreme to try to get a cool band name.

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And yet, finding an acceptable band name is really hard these days. I was going to use Defaced Creation for my band name, and found out it was already taken by some band in sweden.

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Even though Graveyard Classics is a non popular album amongst most. I like it. Sorry, someone flame me i dare you.

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Berserker(sp?) is the mst horrific band I have ever heard

Regurgitated...Even though they have funny song names.....ythat kinda music is just bogus

IMO At the Gates has like one really good album "Slaughter of the Soul" i really cant see head banging to a song called Terminal Spirit disease,,,


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Vaginal Jesus, but they kind of kick ass at the same time.

Six Feet Under, they just really fucking suck.

i used to think six feet under were good.. but i just relized how shit they are.

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I see I'm not the only one.

SFU blow. New Cannibal Corpse blows the big one. I'm tired of everyone praising Necrophagist. Like, seriously tired of seeing it. Cattle Decapitation are uninspired and gayer than a night a Tom Cruise's. Enough said.

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That doesn't even make sence.

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tom cruise is gay. cattle decap are gayer.



AGREED

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Thanks for beating me to it.

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Word. The Negation rules though, you guys need to open your ears.

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I'm not that big a fan,but The Wretched Spawn dominates anything CC has ever done to me.That album rules.

It was boring. And I listen to some stuff that alot of people put down.

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He meant CATTLE decapitation, not decapitated. Decapitated rules by the way, though negation is a little weaker than the others, at least to me.

I know he was talking about cattle decap, trans and I have discussed cattle decaps suckage many a time over AIM.

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Oh ok sorry. It just seemed like you misunderstood, as you started talking about decapitated`s the negation.

Im sure there is a DM Random name generator....
To be honest im surprised no one had mention CoF? last time i was here people couldnt stop bashin them..unless they arent considered death metal anymore...
but im thinking vader, cause when i saw them open for Cannible corpse, i thought they were at least gunna sing about starwars, but noo..fucking cum wads.
Vadar
Cannible corpse
6 feet under
Cephalic Mortification
All blow some sort of dick.

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CoF as in Cradle of Filth?

i can't think of any death metal band with the initials CoF.

wtf mortician is fuking hilarious.

incantation...they really suck

-impaled, now they are bad.

Yes, cradle of filth...evidently i guess they dont count as DM now?

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they never did.

Some Disgorge albums are pretty lame. Bleeding aura from France(I think) is also a hilarious band.

...what the hell? CoF never was death metal.......

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I saw Incantation live, they were alright, better than those shitty metalcore bands that opened up, but they're nothing special. Just really boring.

I don't like The Chasm. Cock n' Ball Torture suck. Most of what Avulsed(mostly old shit) and Cannibal Corpse have put out sucks. Sepultura sucks nowadays. Hate Eternal has few songs that don't suck. I don't like old Nile or what I've listened to, but I love the more recent shit. Everything Deicide did after Legion sucked, except for 2 songs on the new CD.

I don't see what's wrong with Obituary, it's pure and raw death metal... I like most of their material.

Unleashed suck, or at least what I've heard from them does...

Cradle of Filth, like many black metal bands in the early 90's started out as a death metal band. Their first demo is DM, the rest is synth-shit BM, then they took homosexuality a step further with their mallgoth crap.

Immortal started out as a band called Amputation, which really really sucked. Immortal kick ass though.

Krisiun are cool but their stuff sounds all the same, they need more variety. I hope they change a little bit for the new album.

Morbid Angel's Heretic was 80% boring, but now that they have Vincent again I'm hopeful of what the next stuff will sound like. Gateways was kind of boring but not as bad as Heretic, and I never liked Domination cuz it was too slow. Everything else they've done rules though.

Oh yeah, and Six Feet Under suck ass. Christ Denied are a side-project from Avulsed. Really bad stuff but it's funny as hell.

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Cock and Ball Torture is grind.

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They still suck, and they do it within short songs. :P

Mid-late 90's Napalm Death was kind of dull...

Edit: Oh yeah, and Aborted suck now. The last Vader album was boring.

I'm very forgiving for most death metal bands, I can always find at least something I like.

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I think just Six Feet under, there arnt really any others that i know that suck.

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You suck at life.

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That's the stupidest thing I've ever read.

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Let's be friends.

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one wouldnt think so, but i did HEAR that before "the principle" they were "death metal". i cant really back that up though. nor can i really picture it, but its what i heard.

i know i posted in this thread a long time ago but i think i forgot to mention one death metal band i really hate, grave. one day my friend picked up "hating life". on the ride home he quickly decided what had to be done. down went the window, and out went the cd.