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Old 2005-04-10, 04:54
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Tell me about ur favorite Black Metal bands. Black metal is the best thing that happened on this earth.
 
Old 2005-04-10, 05:45
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Old 2005-04-10, 05:51
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Tell me about ur favorite Black Metal bands. Black metal is the best thing that happened on this earth.

You are dumb.
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Old 2005-04-10, 06:40
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Black metal is the best thing that happened on this earth.


hey ian, are you scared yet? teh kvltness is getting to me
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Old 2005-04-10, 08:50
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Old 2005-04-10, 13:49
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Old 2005-04-10, 14:59
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Tell me about ur favorite Black Metal bands. Black metal is the best thing that happened on this earth.


None. Black metal is shit, and you're an idiot.
 
Old 2005-04-10, 15:01
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says the guy named after an immortal album
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Old 2005-04-10, 15:03
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Tell me about ur favorite Black Metal bands. Black metal is the best thing that happened on this earth.

God knows how this planet got on for the 2 or so billion years that happened before black metal. Then how the planet coped in the decade when metal was around and there was no black metal.

But to more specificaly answer your question. I abhor black metal. I think it is a plague on the music industry in general, and would rather listen to the catwerwailing of Shania Twain than ANYTHING some faggoty nowegian nerd, who covers for his sexual insecurities by pretending he is evil, and wearing face paint.
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Old 2005-04-10, 15:22
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BATHORY!!!!


Yeah, I generally dislike BM, but I enjoy Bathory.
There is a band called Torchbearer on Metal Blade who I would say have some BM undertones (but i'm no expert) who are good.
 
Old 2005-04-10, 15:44
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Haha, touche! I'm sure we all went through the black metal "phase"!
 
Old 2005-04-10, 15:44
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I like it, Emperor, Immortal & Mayhem are my favorite bands.
 
Old 2005-04-10, 15:59
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God knows how this planet got on for the 2 or so billion years that happened before black metal. Then how the planet coped in the decade when metal was around and there was no black metal.

But to more specificaly answer your question. I abhor black metal. I think it is a plague on the music industry in general, and would rather listen to the catwerwailing of Shania Twain than ANYTHING some faggoty nowegian nerd, who covers for his sexual insecurities by pretending he is evil, and wearing face paint.



How can you call y our self a metalhead if u dont even like a little bit of black metal? u say u would rather listen to Shania Twain? ur just flat out pathetic. all i ask is to post what black metal bands ul ike, and u start to make fun of the genre.
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Old 2005-04-10, 16:03
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None. Black metal is shit, and you're an idiot.



HAHAHA he says black metal is shit, and under his favotite band list is Behemoth. Looks like someone needs to know thier shit before judging too fast. who's the idiot now?
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Old 2005-04-10, 16:16
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So? Behemoth isn't black metal. Idiot.
 
Old 2005-04-10, 16:19
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So? Behemoth isn't black metal. Idiot.


yea, they actually are. u havent seen the video for conquer all? Negral and the rest of the band have the corpse paint on. they are also playing this "black metal only" show this thursday over here in Fl. before u start calling people an idiot, make sure ur not one. and by the way, what makes u so sure that Behemoth aint black metal?
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Old 2005-04-10, 16:25
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So? Just because a band has corpsepaint on, it automatically qualifies them to be black metal? No.

I agree, Behemoth used to be black metal, but since we are talking about the present, Behemoth falls a lot more into the "death metal" category.
 
Old 2005-04-10, 16:33
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They are more death than black.
 
Old 2005-04-10, 16:34
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I agree, Behemoth used to be black metal, but since we are talking about the present, Behemoth falls a lot more into the "death metal" category.

agreed
you dont have to like all of a bands works to enjoy them
i love bathory but their first 2-3 albums were pure shit
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Old 2005-04-10, 16:42
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Black metal is pretty good, check out Borknagar. They are a little on the prog side, though.
 
Old 2005-04-10, 16:56
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As far as black metal goes, I'd say the one's nearly everyone knows. Mayhem and Darkthrone. There are different types of BM so it really depends on what you're listening to.
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Old 2005-04-10, 17:01
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I knew this thread would go to hell in a handbasket.I would put Behemoth in the same category as Akercocke,Blackend Death I guess?
 
Old 2005-04-10, 18:14
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all i ask is to post what black metal bands ul ike, and u start to make fun of the genre.

word.
Beast, that was pretty uncalled for. I can talk shit about death metal to you, but why be immature about it. If you dont like black metal, stay the fuck out of the thread.

Vardanstalt:
Black metal IS good.
summoning
nazgűl
nokturnal mortum
hecate enthroned
dimmu
taake
windir
catamenia
uhrilehto
mourn in silence
illnath
lord belial
old mans child
aisling
satyricon
raise hell (old stuff)
some ...And oceans
mirrorthrone
naglfar
evermork
graveworm
temnozor
dark funeral
mystic forest
dragonlord

im leaving out some of the extremely popular ones though. if you havnt heard some of the ones i listed, do. But i mostly only listen to black if its melodic and/or symphonic. I know your asking for bands we like, but my purpose is also to share new bands. and i wouldnt post them for no reason...
 
Old 2005-04-10, 18:16
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word.
Beast, that was pretty uncalled for. I can talk shit about death metal to you, but why be immature about it. If you dont like black metal, stay the fuck out of the thread.

Vardanstalt:
Black metal IS good.
summoning
nazgűl
nokturnal mortum
hecate enthroned
dimmu
taake
windir
catamenia
uhrilehto
mourn in silence
illnath
lord belial
old mans child
aisling
satyricon
raise hell (old stuff)
some ...And oceans
mirrorthrone
naglfar
evermork
graveworm
temnozor
dark funeral
mystic forest
dragonlord

im leaving out some of the extremely popular ones though. if you havnt heard some of the ones i listed, do. But i mostly only listen to black if its melodic and/or symphonic. I know your asking for bands we like, but my purpose is also to share new bands. and i wouldnt post them for no reason...


Fucking right man! \m/
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Old 2005-04-10, 19:00
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How can you call y our self a metalhead if u dont even like a little bit of black metal?


OH! I'm sorry your kvltness!!! Of course ALL metalheads MUST like a little black metal, its just the way it works!!

I dont think he ever called himself a metalhead. I dont think anyone here (out of my knowledge) ever referred to themselves as a metalhead. Quit being a fucking know-it-all.
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Old 2005-04-10, 19:07
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word.
Beast, that was pretty uncalled for. I can talk shit about death metal to you, but why be immature about it. If you dont like black metal, stay the fuck out of the thread.



Maybe, but there are a million-and-one threads on "name your favourite black metal bands", and here's one in particular:

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthre...ite+black+metal
 
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they are also playing this "black metal only" show this thursday over here in Fl.


HAH!

I never knew that a show featuring King Diamond, Nile, Suffocation, Black Dahlia Murder, and Cattle Decapitation would be considered "black metal only"
 
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yea, they actually are. u havent seen the video for conquer all? Negral and the rest of the band have the corpse paint on.


If you call what Immortal wears corpse paint too, then I guess Kiss wears corpse paint as well. Yes! Kiss is black metal! I saw a photo shoot in which Blackkheim from Katatonia was wearing corpse paint. YEEEESS! Katatonia is also black metal!

Anyway just to stay on topic:
I like Ulver, Naglfar, Borknagar, Woods of Ypres and some other random black metal.

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Old 2005-04-10, 19:35
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Maybe, but there are a million-and-one threads on "name your favourite black metal bands"

yeah, and not one of them bothers me.
 
Old 2005-04-10, 19:45
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Listen to some impaled northern moonforest...hehe
 
Old 2005-04-10, 20:03
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black metal is AS metal as nu-metal.

just noise and no skill.

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This Ghoul song shoul represent about how I feel about the genre.


We smelled the greasepaint in the air,
They stumbled into town last night, completely unaware,
Clad in shirts of mesh and with mascara on their eyes
We saw a keyboard player and we knew they had to die.
They played a show at Ivan's Inn,
From underneath the stage we heard the caterwauling din,
They sang of forests, elves, and trolls,
The urge to kill them on the spot we barely could control
After the show they all got drunk,
Apparently to celebrate a set that really stunk,
To the graveyard they predictably paid call,
These lords of chaos whined about their tour bus being small
They spoke of Norway and "the scene"
The sound of laughing Ghouls reverberated through the trees
"We should take some pictures!" the one in chain mail said,
"That's it." Cremator growled, "It's time these idiots were dead."
They scattered like rats when they saw Ghoul attack,
The drummer was the first to go, a hook in his back
Machetes were sinking into painted flesh
Carnage and gore soaking leather and mesh
The keyboardist begged but Fermentor just laughed
We hacked off his hands and then chopped him in half
The vocalist was strangled with his very guts
His female back-up expired from her cuts
Splattering brain pans as a matter of course
Violently murdering with no fucking remorse
Their bassist, to a boobytrap, paid a toll
His head having gained five or six extra holes
The blood from his mouth made a hot, steamy treat
We savoured the moment, then sawed off his feet
Both of the guitarists made a run for the gate
Digestor cut them off and sealed their fate
One of them cried while the other was killed,
His tears did no good as his skull was still drilled
Slicing and dicing, our fanatic obsession
Of slaughtering poseurs, we've made a profession
In our forbidden...
Forbidden crypts!!!
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Old 2005-04-10, 20:12
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Haha that was kick-ass!
 
Old 2005-04-10, 20:16
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I like some black metal:

Immortal
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This Ghoul song shoul represent about how I feel about the genre.


We smelled the greasepaint in the air,
They stumbled into town last night, completely unaware,
Clad in shirts of mesh and with mascara on their eyes
We saw a keyboard player and we knew they had to die.
They played a show at Ivan's Inn,
From underneath the stage we heard the caterwauling din,
They sang of forests, elves, and trolls,
The urge to kill them on the spot we barely could control
After the show they all got drunk,
Apparently to celebrate a set that really stunk,
To the graveyard they predictably paid call,
These lords of chaos whined about their tour bus being small
They spoke of Norway and "the scene"
The sound of laughing Ghouls reverberated through the trees
"We should take some pictures!" the one in chain mail said,
"That's it." Cremator growled, "It's time these idiots were dead."
They scattered like rats when they saw Ghoul attack,
The drummer was the first to go, a hook in his back
Machetes were sinking into painted flesh
Carnage and gore soaking leather and mesh
The keyboardist begged but Fermentor just laughed
We hacked off his hands and then chopped him in half
The vocalist was strangled with his very guts
His female back-up expired from her cuts
Splattering brain pans as a matter of course
Violently murdering with no fucking remorse
Their bassist, to a boobytrap, paid a toll
His head having gained five or six extra holes
The blood from his mouth made a hot, steamy treat
We savoured the moment, then sawed off his feet
Both of the guitarists made a run for the gate
Digestor cut them off and sealed their fate
One of them cried while the other was killed,
His tears did no good as his skull was still drilled
Slicing and dicing, our fanatic obsession
Of slaughtering poseurs, we've made a profession
In our forbidden...
Forbidden crypts!!!


hahahaha
 
Old 2005-04-10, 20:36
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How can you call y our self a metalhead if u dont even like a little bit of black metal? u say u would rather listen to Shania Twain? ur just flat out pathetic. all i ask is to post what black metal bands ul ike, and u start to make fun of the genre.


Let's get a few things straight.

1. You're not on AIM, you lazy douchebag. Two extra keys and "ur" becomes an actual word.

2. People don't have to like black metal to be metalheads. There are lots of reasons people should prefer Shania Twain over 99% of black metal. Sure, they both suck, but Shania wears less makeup, doesn't write songs about trolls, and doesn't masturbate to pictures of Hitler.

3. Your signature is poseriffic. It's gayer than Elton John's porn collection. Worst of all, it makes you look more emo than anybody who has ever been to this forum.
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3. Your signature is poseriffic. It's gayer than Elton John's porn collection. Worst of all, it makes you look more emo than anybody who has ever been to this forum.




LoLz kris, dont u no that ur kewl wen u mayk phun uv em0 kidz?ż roflmaololomfg hez so kvlt n orijinle that he shootz emo kidz lol--- get it?

Anyway I still like the fact that Behemoth is playing at that "black metal only" show with Nile and Suffocation

Even if there was such a thing as a "black metal only" show, it'd be hilarious. A bouncer at the back door..."This show is black metal only, no emo kids allowed," Bouncer---> <---same LAME FAG THAT DOESN'T LIKE BLACK METAL trying to get into the BLACK METAL ONLY show
 
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LoLz kris, dont u no that ur kewl wen u mayk phun uv em0 kidz?ż roflmaololomfg hez so kvlt n orijinle that he shootz emo kidz lol--- get it?

Anyway I still like the fact that Behemoth is playing at that "black metal only" show with Nile and Suffocation

Even if there was such a thing as a "black metal only" show, it'd be hilarious. A bouncer at the back door..."This show is black metal only, no emo kids allowed," Bouncer---> <---same LAME FAG THAT DOESN'T LIKE BLACK METAL trying to get into the BLACK METAL ONLY show


Well, Nile write songs focusing on ancient Egyptian mythology, which was historically a black country, so that counts as black metal. Plus, Suffocation has two black guys, so that's black metal, too.
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Well, Nile write songs focusing on ancient Egyptian mythology, which was historically a black country, so that counts as black metal. Plus, Suffocation has two black guys, so that's black metal, too.

Black people playing Metal (And I'm saying this for the last fucking time!!!) is NOT Black Metal. Chris, that was so lame. I get questions like that every day from teachers, relatives, etc. Really, I'm quite sick of hearing it. I believe someone on here even has a quote that Hellhammer said "Black Metal is for white people." I am not saying I agree, but if anything, it represents the distaste many people in Black Metal have for people of African descent, etc. So stop it.
 
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Black people playing Metal (And I'm saying this for the last fucking time!!!) is NOT Black Metal. Chris, that was so lame. I get questions like that every day from teachers, relatives, etc. Really, I'm quite sick of hearing it. I believe someone on here even has a quote that Hellhammer said "Black Metal is for white people." I am not saying I agree, but if anything, it represents the distaste many people in Black Metal have for people of African descent, etc. So stop it.

How dare he jest!!
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Black people playing Metal (And I'm saying this for the last fucking time!!!) is NOT Black Metal. Chris, that was so lame. I get questions like that every day from teachers, relatives, etc. Really, I'm quite sick of hearing it. I believe someone on here even has a quote that Hellhammer said "Black Metal is for white people." I am not saying I agree, but if anything, it represents the distaste many people in Black Metal have for people of African descent, etc. So stop it.


FIGHT THE CAUSE!
 
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God damn, obviously Chris was kidding, doesn't take a rocket scientist to pick that one up. And why don't you get a set of your own morals instead of following ones imposed by black metal bands.

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Old 2005-04-10, 23:41
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Anything and everything. It's just the rules.
With black metal, I think I should try some out. I've never really heard any I don't think. I mean, I'm sure I have, but not on purpose. Don't most BM bands have high and scratchy vocalists, though? I hate that. I gotta have my fix, man. Gotta have it low and brutal.
 
Old 2005-04-10, 23:44
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Anything and everything. It's just the rules.
With black metal, I think I should try some out. I've never really heard any I don't think. I mean, I'm sure I have, but not on purpose. Don't most BM bands have high and scratchy vocalists, though? I hate that. I gotta have my fix, man. Gotta have it low and brutal.


Most of it isn't worth dealing with because its so simple and boring. Check out: Borknagar, Ulver, Woods of Ypres, and Vintersorg.
 
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. Check out: Borknagar, Ulver, Woods of Ypres, and Vintersorg.

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LoLz kris, dont u no that ur kewl wen u mayk phun uv em0 kidz?ż roflmaololomfg hez so kvlt n orijinle that he shootz emo kidz lol--- get it?

Anyway I still like the fact that Behemoth is playing at that "black metal only" show with Nile and Suffocation

Even if there was such a thing as a "black metal only" show, it'd be hilarious. A bouncer at the back door..."This show is black metal only, no emo kids allowed," Bouncer---> <---same LAME FAG THAT DOESN'T LIKE BLACK METAL trying to get into the BLACK METAL ONLY show


Alright, I only thought it was a "Black Metal only" show becase I was told that by some guy in my school, so I was assuming he was right. I never knew that all those other bands were playing, he told me it was bands playing were Old Man's Child (which i already doubted, because Galder doesnt even have a real band), Dimmu Borgir, and Immortal. Obviously, after reading your posts, I went on the Behemoth site to find out who was right, and you were, tomarrow, ill correct that kid so he doesnt get any other people wrong. Anyways, I didnt know. Plus, i still dont get why all these people are acting so gay about black metal, and reflecting it on me. Im sure a bunch of you all like all those hardcore bands (which I hate), but i dont critizie you for that. Your just showing immatuity, and disrespect for other's opinions. But I see you havent grown up yet, so i doubt that you understand.
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Old 2005-04-11, 00:55
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Black people playing Metal (And I'm saying this for the last fucking time!!!) is NOT Black Metal. Chris, that was so lame. I get questions like that every day from teachers, relatives, etc. Really, I'm quite sick of hearing it. I believe someone on here even has a quote that Hellhammer said "Black Metal is for white people." I am not saying I agree, but if anything, it represents the distaste many people in Black Metal have for people of African descent, etc. So stop it.


You mean Living Colour aren't the first black metal band? I've been living a lie!

You're not exactly the sharpest spoon in the drawer, are you dearie? Perhaps you are simply immune to sarcasm. Hellhammer did say that Black Metal is for white people (among many other stupid things), but it isn't for white people so much as it is for closet homosexuals looking for an excuse to smother themselves in Maybeline and prance around in the woods with cheesy, medieval, weapons like fucking fairies.

In case you were wondering, that quote isn't exactly something to be proud of, sweetheart, in fact, the person sporting it in his sig line probably only does so to expose the smarmy underbelly of this awful garbage. Oh, and just to inform you, this hatred of 'black' people by these pretentious, self-righteous cretins is directed almost entirely at people of middle eastern descent as opposed to people of African descent.
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Old 2005-04-11, 01:15
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at that fat guy picture!!!Nothing else has brought me so much joy.

I personally enjoy a fair amount of black metal, ok so maybe its sad they have to wear so much makeup, but I appreciate the music still.
 
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This gets really tedious. I'm just dropping in because the fact that Chris had to explain himself is actually up there with the inscription of a number on the right hand or forehead in order to buy or sell, or the reconstruction of the Temple in Jerusalem. Since I'm sure we don't have many of the biblically literate in this thread, I wanted to make sure everybody knew that the Rapture was imminent. Thanks a lot, assholes.
 
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Haha, touche! I'm sure we all went through the black metal "phase"!


Dont be too sure......I have never walked that path my friend.
I'm not sure what exactly constitues black metal other than what was said above with the norse face painting shit.....LMAO

Gimme 80's hair metal anyday!!!!!!
 
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Black people playing Metal (And I'm saying this for the last fucking time!!!) is NOT Black Metal. Chris, that was so lame. I get questions like that every day from teachers, relatives, etc. Really, I'm quite sick of hearing it. I believe someone on here even has a quote that Hellhammer said "Black Metal is for white people." I am not saying I agree, but if anything, it represents the distaste many people in Black Metal have for people of African descent, etc. So stop it.


OMGoodness!
You mentioned a few days ago the art of sarcasm......sheeeesh!
Think before you post dear.

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How can you call y our self a metalhead if u dont even like a little bit of black metal? u say u would rather listen to Shania Twain? ur just flat out pathetic.

Listen smartguy....I'm a metalhead bitch and this moronic statement you just made shows you're ignorance. I know little to Nothing about "black metal" so PLEASE.....stop obsessing on catagorizing genres of music......

EITHER YOU FUCKING LIKE A SONG OR YOU DONT!!!!
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Old 2005-04-11, 01:43
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Dont be too sure......I have never walked that path my friend.
I'm not sure what exactly constitues black metal other than what was said above with the norse face painting shit.....LMAO

Gimme 80's hair metal anyday!!!!!!


Ah well ok, my black metal phase was in place of nu-metal, I never liked nu-metal.
 
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Ah well ok, my black metal phase was in place of nu-metal, I never liked nu-metal.


LOL...I must be retarded....I am STILL trying to figure out what is
nu-metal" VS. what is "black metal" VS. what is grind,thrash,goth,speed,death,industrial,technicle,progressive,slocore,sadcore
mathrock,alternativemetal, etc (sheeesh)
I mean shit.....this in itself causes rifts when we should be making riffs.
Like I said above....either you like a song or you dont.....no need to buy into a particular genre and stick to it like a political party.

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Old 2005-04-11, 01:55
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You mean Living Colour aren't the first black metal band? I've been living a lie!

You're not exactly the sharpest spoon in the drawer, are you dearie? Perhaps you are simply immune to sarcasm. Hellhammer did say that Black Metal is for white people (among many other stupid things), but it isn't for white people so much as it is for closet homosexuals looking for an excuse to smother themselves in Maybeline and prance around in the woods with cheesy, medieval, weapons like fucking fairies.

In case you were wondering, that quote isn't exactly something to be proud of, sweetheart, in fact, the person sporting it in his sig line probably only does so to expose the smarmy underbelly of this awful garbage. Oh, and just to inform you, this hatred of 'black' people by these pretentious, self-righteous cretins is directed almost entirely at people of middle eastern descent as opposed to people of African descent.


You don't like black metal, yet: "Favourite bands:
Suffocation, Emperor, Watchtower, Forbidden, Fates Warning, Atheist, Testament, Led Zeppelin, Public Enemy, etc. "
 
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You don't like black metal, yet: "Favourite bands:
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As much as I love black metal,most of the bands are extremely immature.Emperor is an exception,there last two albums were more death metal anyway.
 
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Black people playing Metal (And I'm saying this for the last fucking time!!!) is NOT Black Metal. Chris, that was so lame. I get questions like that every day from teachers, relatives, etc. Really, I'm quite sick of hearing it.


Damn those ovine conformists for not knowing what black metal is.
 
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Haha, touche! I'm sure we all went through the black metal "phase"!
nope, I found death metal first, and when I did hear black metal, I started laughing.
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You don't like black metal, yet: "Favourite bands:
Suffocation, Emperor, Watchtower, Forbidden, Fates Warning, Atheist, Testament, Led Zeppelin, Public Enemy, etc. "


Not only that, but I like Bathory's first four albums as well as Mayhem's "De Mysteriis..." It doesn't matter, though, because I'm talking about black metal as a whole. Emperor's mightiness simply doesn't reverse the extreme fagitude of the rest of the genre, even as godly as Isahn was. For what it's worth, not only do I prefer Emperor to every other black metal band put together, I prefer them to most death and thrash bands as well. They were just amazing, absolutely terrific stuff.
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"LOL...I must be retarded....I am STILL trying to figure out what is
nu-metal" VS. what is "black metal" VS. what is grind,thrash,goth,speed,death,industrial,technicle,progressive,slocore,sadcore
mathrock,alternativemetal, etc (sheeesh)
I mean shit.....this in itself causes rifts when we should be making riffs.
Like I said above....either you like a song or you dont.....no need to buy into a particular genre and stick to it like a political party."

Hell yah I totally agree, who cares if you don't like black metal, the only people who care are those who already don't like it, so it's not like your opinion really matters. As if calling black metal (BM) fans stupid would suddenly make them ALL idiots, or for some reason prove that they are all idiots. Now you can you can go and say that BM fans are all dumb, and the fact they like it proves such, but if you do you're looking like an arrogant asshole. You can't prove that every fan of a genre is stupid, and I'd be shocked if you weren't friends with some BM fans.

I think Darkthrone and Buruzm are my favorites right now, graveland and emperor trailing a close 3rd and 4th. I love darkthrone for that utter...darkness(I had to say it). Burzum, well that band just made some really great tunes that I still listen to. Most BM bands I don't listen to that much, but those four...all the time.

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You mean Living Colour aren't the first black metal band? I've been living a lie!


Dammit, you beat me to it.

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In case you were wondering, that quote isn't exactly something to be proud of, sweetheart, in fact, the person sporting it in his sig line probably only does so to expose the smarmy underbelly of this awful garbage. Oh, and just to inform you, this hatred of 'black' people by these pretentious, self-righteous cretins is directed almost entirely at people of middle eastern descent as opposed to people of African descent.


You win e-$1000. I put that to show the irony of the statement and how much full of crap it is.

I can tolerate SOME black metal, like Graveworm or SOME Mayhem. But to say that ALL metalheads should like some black metal is flat out stupid and pure ignorance
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How can you call y our self a metalhead if u dont even like a little bit of black metal? u say u would rather listen to Shania Twain? ur just flat out pathetic. all i ask is to post what black metal bands ul ike, and u start to make fun of the genre.

You are lucky you didn't use the word true in that statment, otherwise I would be all over you like Jackson on a 9 year old boy.

The fact is, I didn't insult black metal, i merely stated some facts, using some adjectives that - although may be a little extreme given the circumstances, convey my general impression that I get from the genera.

I would also like to point out all the people that are going from black metal bands to death metal bands. Examples include
Emperor => Zyklon
Immortal => Grimfist
Also look as Satyricon's efforts on "Volcano". How anybody could remotely consider that to be black metal is beyond me.

Now this can be taken from several different perspctives.
1) Said bands have members that 'grew up'
2) Said members realised that black metal is no longer popular and have moved into a genera that is once again the most popular form of metal. If the latter is the case, then they are fairly shallow.

Now in relation to my opinion as far as black metal goes, I do not like their rampant eletism, or homosexual behavior that they employ. Anybody that roams around the forest wearing paint and leather claiming they are evil must lack some chemical in their brain. I have nothing against them as people if they don't do this, but their eletist attitude towards music being true and kvlt also anoys me.

I do not mind it when they play semi serios music though. Recently I listened to a 'Fintroll' song and discovered that it wasn't really all that bad, though it didn't grab me quite enough to warrant further investigation. Another 'black metal' band that I have hered a song of that has cought my attention as not being utter shit is 'Barathrum'. Though some further investigation into them revealed that they revel in the homosexual antics mensioned above.

As far as you liking black metal, I have nothing against this, and have never insulted a person based on their musical tastes. If you noticed, I always insult the genera of black metal based upon their antics, as well as their inability to make a song that is much more than playing about 6 notes throughout the song and singing about how evil they are, or how jesus is a sinner or other such unwavering topics. Alot of death metal fans are sick of Deicide for having done this non stop for 15 years, I have read people saying things like "Alright Glen, we get it, you hate god. Now its time to move on". Where as black metal is a whole genera of similar songs to this end.

On the note of boredom, i will briefly mension my opinion of Christian and his band Burzum. Specifically on how several of their songs consist of 6 or 7 minutes of the same 30 seconds of music. While listening to said music I was enjoying it, for the first minute or two, then I actively stopped what I was doing, and fast forwarded the song, hoping for something different, not achieving my goal I gave up, and tossed that band into my mental 'shit-bin'. Continuing the topic of boredom, i will be most supprised if you actually read all this shit.

Now as far as band recomendations, some that i hear are decent that come from Australia are:

- Gospel of Horns
- Astriaal
- Atomizer
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Arrogant asshole? Strong words. I wonder what kind of person would say this:

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New black metal has aquired a more mainstream sound structure and production quality which goes against the view points and styles that actually define black metal. For example, Darkthrone purposely used lo-fi production mediums such as tapes for more of a reason than money. If you look at transylvanian hunger, it has a much lower quality of production than their earlier releases. This is to thwart away the trendy, and those who can not appreciate their nihilistic views (well not true nihilism, more of satanism light) and asatru influences. The ultra minimilistic style is inherited from the electronica scene by influencial neo-classical musicians. For example Varg uses only classical scales on his cd Det Som Engang Var. It's actually quite clever that he exited the black metal scene with two entirely electronic releases. The black metal scene is dead, as all the good bands are either no longer or they have switched to other more listenable genres (for example dimmu borgir who transformed themselves into sort of a pop black metal which is therefore not really black metal.)

Who? A modest sweetheart or a priggish, elitist, holier-than-thou and image-obsessed outsider intent on proving the inherent superiority of the subgenre he's glommed onto (i.e. an arrogant asshole)? The reason black metal gets such a strong, and lately universal, negative reaction is because its fans are more pretentious, elitist, and in love with themselves than jazz fans, film majors, po-mo lovers, hippies, Harvard professors, Objectivists, neo-futurists, and myself, combined. Aside from its fans, there's no reason to despise it; there's a reason to dislike it (it's terrible), but to despise it? Hell no; there's plenty of terrible music out there, and most of us ignore it, or should. If the fans of this specific subgenre didn't continuously rave about how superior they are to everyone for identifying with the work of other people, people more talented than themselves (since they are all essentially untalented), and think about their own superiority so much they wrote overlong tracts about it, nobody would care. Of course, the fact that nobody would care probably prompts these tracts, since nobody who claims to disdain the mainstream would care to do so without first attracting their attention and annoying them.

But seriously, do you see essays about why liking thrash or death makes you a more advanced person philosophically, and overall a more worthwhile ubermensch? Yes, but only by black metal fans redacting history to invent a sociological survey of the metal scene. No other scene's (deny it all you like, you're a part of one) fans are so obnoxious, and no other scene earns such contempt among its peers. Black metal is to music what Objectivism is the philosophy, or literature; and that is bigoted, stupid, self-important, and shockingly seductive to dumbasses. If you like the music, then fantastic for you, I really don't care, but cut all the other shit out. Liking a guy who screams high doesn't make you any better than the people who like a guy who screams low, or vice versa, and the sooner you realize that the less of a misguided, self-deluded, solipsistic dumbass you'll become.
 
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i think this thread should be closed like every other black metal thread, not because its about what black metal you like, but because everyone all of the sudden is a music scholar and is the only one who can decide what is and isnt black metal, its BULLSHIT, and i dont want it here, its times like these that i wish i was a mod.
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This thread shouldn't have been started, and if it had to have been made most of us should have stayed out. But most of the people here who've disrupted and derailed what should be a routine 'good bands' thread haven't claimed to be able to define black metal so much as expressed a dislike for it. Big difference. Also, and I've said this to others as you well know, it's things like that that make it clear why you aren't one. You don't want it here? Pobrecito. But, yes, ultimately it should now be closed, and an older, more functional thread of the same topic dug up. Since you can't do the former, if you care so much you can do the latter.
 
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i think this thread should be closed like every other black metal thread, not because its about what black metal you like, but because everyone all of the sudden is a music scholar and is the only one who can decide what is and isnt black metal, its BULLSHIT, and i dont want it here, its times like these that i wish i was a mod.

LOL...I was the first to say....I have no clue what makes this song fit one catagory and another fit a diff.

Also...I too wish you were a Mod!
 
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Ubermensch, good word!

Ahem, I have never heard of Grimfist, it is composed of members from Immortal? I definitely want to hear this. Is Abbath in it? Recommendation(s)?
 
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LOL...I was the first to say....I have no clue what makes this song fit one catagory and another fit a diff.

Also...I too wish you were a Mod!


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This thread shouldn't have been started, and if it had to have been made most of us should have stayed out. But most of the people here who've disrupted and derailed what should be a routine 'good bands' thread haven't claimed to be able to define black metal so much as expressed a dislike for it. Big difference. Also, and I've said this to others as you well know, it's things like that that make it clear why you aren't one. You don't want it here? Pobrecito. But, yes, ultimately it should now be closed, and an older, more functional thread of the same topic dug up. Since you can't do the former, if you care so much you can do the latter.

i didnt say i would have closed the thread for it being a blackmetal thread, but for all the bullshit that it turned into. i like some black metal, if others want to share their favorite BM bands, fucking super, i could care less, but when people ruin the thread with all this elitist bullshit and "BM sux" rambling, then it should be closed.


but, to stay on topic as not to be hypocritical my favorite BM and BMish bands are as follows:
1 - Borknagar
2 - Old Man's Child
3 - Dimmu Borgir
4 - finntroll
5 - illnath
6 - Cradle of filth
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Wait did you just call Finntroll black metal?!?
 
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Hmmm... I did say I didn't agree. I was citing an example. No need to be rude.
 
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Wait did you just call Finntroll black metal?!?

they are a mix of folk/viking/black, so yes, i just called finntroll black metal
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Yeah, I'd call them Black Metal.
 
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I've never thought of them as black metal. Finnish troll metal!
Haha, I just call them folk metal.
 
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As far as black metal goes, i can only really stand Darkthrone and immortal. I like darkthrone cos their music is simple and straight to the point, same goes for immortal.
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Old 2005-04-12, 01:18
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I like some black metal:

Immortal
Emperor
Borknagar
Evermork
Belphegor

evermork! your the first one here i heard mention them besides me. they dont even sound black if you ask me. except for the occasional tremolo riffs. most of the time they sound like old in flames, IMO.

This thread is fucking stupid now. i read the first 4 pages, and will read no more. But i give a serious "fuck you" to all who have criticized black metal here. stop wasting your time cause youre not impressing anyone, or changing anyones feelings on the matter. in fact your pissing me off cause most of you only make fun of the looks and lyrics, instead of the music. they call it music for a reason, your supposed to hear it, not stare at the booklets when juding a band. If anyone here has ever been judged by the way you looked and didnt like it, you have no right to be-little how others choose to look. I dont like black metal anymore than a good melodic death band. but there arnt too many melodic death bands that produce music worthy of my listen such as amon amarth(who i call viking), dark tranquillity, the crown, etc. Anyway, ive wasted WAY too much time on your stubborn closed minds.

EDIT: for some reason i thought there was about 20 pages to this thread. which would now make the comment i made earlier about the pages sound wrong.

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Old 2005-04-12, 02:06
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People here have listened to the music. And found it just as stupidly hilarious as the face-paint and "battle" armour made of 10 inch long nails.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 02:11
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People here have listened to the music. And found it just as stupidly hilarious as the face-paint and "battle" armour made of 10 inch long nails.

uh, ive never laughed at a cool riff.
or an atmospheric synth passage.
maybe you could enlighten me on what is humerous about a melodic riff.

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Old 2005-04-12, 02:14
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Matter of opinion there, no point in arguing it.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 02:18
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More Folk/Power is what I'd say but I don't care call them what you like. I tend to call them 'gay metal' more than anything
 
Old 2005-04-12, 02:20
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Matter of opinion there, no point in arguing it.

uh, ok.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 02:21
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Ahh, actually you just said that

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"People here have listened to the music. And found it just as stupidly hilarious as the face-paint and "battle" armour made of 10 inch long nails."


As in speaking for the people of metaltabs. You can't do that.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 02:30
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and by the way the amout of stereotypes on black metal here is disgusting. you see a couple of overexaggerated people in the scene and size the whole deal up in 5 seconds. I dont care if people dont like the things i do, but do you think i want to hear a bunch of stupid remarks implying that guitar riffs are funny and every black metal band wears idiotic clothing? Why even fucking bother cause its not like your talking to the bands here. Your talking to a couple of fans that catch enough shit as it is without people even in metal forums talking shit about something they really enjoy. sometimes i think i dont care what people think, apparently i do.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 02:38
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timedragon: The reason people make so much fun of the non-musical aspects of black metal are as follows:

1. It's incredibly easy. I really don't see why you don't, if the music's the only thing that matters. Something can be good even if ridiculous people make it.
2. So many of the genre's fans focus on those very same aspects as positives, ignoring the music.

Like I've said, as far as music goes I'd be happy to ignore it. It's just that so many fans are self-righteous, elitist twats who use it as a pretext for pretension. I would love it if black metal would realize its role as a simply musical phenomenon; then I could just ignore it the same way I ignore everything else I don't like. The music leaves me indifferent; I listen to it and then switch to something else to cleanse my palate after an aesthetically displeasing experience. The fans infuriate me, and I'll stop when they do. I don't do it to impress anyone, or to convince anyone; I do it because I like to. Same reason I do virtually anything else in my spare time, most of which probably doesn't impress or convince anybody either. Fuck you for thinking I'm for a second concerned with you or any other specific fan when I make fun of something I find absurd, annoying, pernicious. I'd do it without an audience; the internet just happened to provide me with one.

As for the lyrics: lyrics are part and parcel with music. A song's lyrics are still part of the song and are thus a musical aspect and can be made fun of for that reason. Especially since most black metal artists seem to have a conception of creating a total artistic unity between the two.

Finally: most of us don't agree with what you consider a good riff or particularly like an atmospheric synth passage, but that's beside the point. Most of the laughable black metal doesn't seem to be your cup of tea either, according to posts you've made in the past; you're confusing a particular part of a subgenre (the only part you seem to like) with the whole. So shut it.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 02:43
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Dear God. Another black metal thread.

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Old 2005-04-12, 02:44
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DECEMBER WOLVES - NON GAY IMAGED BLACK METAL WITH BEST RIFFS! FUCK I TELL YOU GUYS ALL THE TIME. Listen to them!
 
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Ahh, actually you just said that
As in speaking for the people of metaltabs. You can't do that.


Hmm how? When I said that, I meant most people, I wanted to include each and every one of you I would've said "the people here"

Eh, who cares. This has been argued a million times over, and the thread will get closed sometime soon.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 02:47
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How can you speak for anybody. Unless they've said "You may speak for me, tell them this to my exact words... " You cannot solidly represent somebody else.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 02:55
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*sigh* What else could it be but a generalisation based upon my interpretation of people's opinion?

Should I change it to I, will that make you happy?
 
Old 2005-04-12, 02:56
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timedragon: The reason people make so much fun of the non-musical aspects of black metal are as follows:

1. It's incredibly easy. I really don't see why you don't, if the music's the only thing that matters. Something can be good even if ridiculous people make it.
2. So many of the genre's fans focus on those very same aspects as positives, ignoring the music.

Like I've said, as far as music goes I'd be happy to ignore it. It's just that so many fans are self-righteous, elitist twats who use it as a pretext for pretension. I would love it if black metal would realize its role as a simply musical phenomenon; then I could just ignore it the same way I ignore everything else I don't like. The music leaves me indifferent; I listen to it and then switch to something else to cleanse my palate after an aesthetically displeasing experience. The fans infuriate me, and I'll stop when they do. I don't do it to impress anyone, or to convince anyone; I do it because I like to. Same reason I do virtually anything else in my spare time, most of which probably doesn't impress or convince anybody either. Fuck you for thinking I'm for a second concerned with you or any other specific fan when I make fun of something I find absurd, annoying, pernicious. I'd do it without an audience; the internet just happened to provide me with one.

As for the lyrics: lyrics are part and parcel with music. A song's lyrics are still part of the song and are thus a musical aspect and can be made fun of for that reason. Especially since most black metal artists seem to have a conception of creating a total artistic unity between the two.

Finally: most of us don't agree with what you consider a good riff or particularly like an atmospheric synth passage, but that's beside the point. Most of the laughable black metal doesn't seem to be your cup of tea either, according to posts you've made in the past; you're confusing a particular part of a subgenre (the only part you seem to like) with the whole. So shut it.

i really dont understand why you like try to explain things while at the same time throwing in comments like, fuck you, and shut it. your trying to sound reasonble while throwing in provoking remarks. you do have many things right when you speak of me, but theres plenty of unecessary portions. ill shut up when stereotypical cunts do the same, until then, why should i.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 03:04
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Im going to try and stop here. but i dont even blame myself for trying to defend my passion every once in a while. its kind of like a reflex i have a hard time controlling.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 03:06
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*sigh* What else could it be but a generalisation based upon my interpretation of people's opinion?

Should I change it to I, will that make you happy?


Yes, do that, because I know for a fact you aren't speaking for me.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 03:08
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timedragon:My 'unnecessary portions' are expressions of my reaction to you getting your facts wrong. I said 'fuck you' because that is my reaction to anyone who wants to give themselves the importance of believing I care for their opinion. It has nothing to do with my argument but I see no reason to leave it out, especially since this is maybe the third or fourth time I've had to remind you that nothing I say is directed at you unless I start it as I started this post. I said 'shut it' because you didn't even mean what you said and shouldn't have bothered saying it, especially as you said it. It is a direct extension of my argument, and if you don't like how it's phrased then I'm sorry for you, especially since you're no better or less 'unnecessary.' I'm not playing the Voice of Reason here; I'm saying what I think, and I say it with a hammer at all times.

Edit: I have the same problem with the same reflex.
 
Old 2005-04-12, 03:11
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Yes, do that, because I know for a fact you aren't speaking for me.


Well then why the fuck do you care!?

Stop trying to make diamonds out of shit.

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