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2005-03-02, 00:50
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This has given me more respect for christianity. If a religion can fuck up korn, then jesus has saved me for more shitty nu metal  |
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2005-03-02, 01:06
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why has a thread about korn gone on this long?
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2005-03-02, 01:17
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Supreme Metalhead
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Originally Posted by Kalmahswamp
why has a thread about korn gone on this long?
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thats a good fucken question... |
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2005-03-02, 03:57
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Cause it is about the destuction of KoRn and everyone loves that. Jesus loves metal. That is why you see him at all metal concerts and then this happens. God saved us lol. KoRn is evil. The most evil of all.
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2005-03-02, 04:47
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Originally Posted by Kalmahswamp
why has a thread about korn gone on this long?
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It's a celebration of sorts perhaps.
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2005-03-02, 04:48
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Supreme Metalhead
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I saw a TV interview with Mr. Head, the christian convert yesterday. He was babbling random nonsense about how crystal meth abuse led him to god and testifying to some backwoods ministry about how god in turn has cured him of his meth addiction. It was very sad (and funny). |
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2005-03-02, 14:04
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too many people lookin for scapegoats now a days
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2005-03-04, 20:19
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2005-03-04, 20:22
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Originally Posted by Soulinsane
God saved us lol. KoRn is evil. The most evil of all.
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god is fake and if korn were evil (and talented) id like them |
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2005-03-04, 20:36
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Originally Posted by Zertonshfits
god is fake and if korn were evil (and talented) id like them
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2005-03-05, 01:17
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Originally Posted by Kylito
Christ, this is overstatement of the obvious again. First off, it wasn't rape, it was consensual statutory rape in the Static-X T-Rex case if you bothered to follow the thread. Second off, I'm clearly making fun of T-Rex, not rape. You and Dissection taking my comments out of context and accusing me of thinking that rape is a joke is far worse than anything I've done on this forum...
You also took the gear forum help out of context as well. I said clearly that it didn't make a difference, I was just pointing out that Dissection's claim that I am somehow a detriment to the site is bullshit. The only time I have been even close to rude is in response to other people taking my statements out of context and asking for it. Dissection admitting that he is a detriment to the site is very big of him, but I'd appreciate it if he didn't drag me along with him. Both of you have gone way over the top on this one.
Next you'll be publicly accusing Matt Stone and Trey Parker of thinking that rape of young boys is funny because they made fun of NAMBLA in a South Park episode. What you two are engaging in is called "slander".
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Slander is defined as the publication of something that is a known untruth in attempts to damage someone's reputation. Stop throwing words that sound big into the arguement.
As andrew said, rape is not funny, and in no context is it funny. Its disgusting, and wrong. And Matt Stone and Trey Parker are actually funny; thats the difference.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-03-05, 01:23
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Originally Posted by humancorpse
This has given me more respect for christianity. If a religion can fuck up korn, then jesus has saved me for more shitty nu metal |
hah, i never thought of it that way... |
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2005-03-05, 03:08
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man, what if, deep inside, Jesus triggered Head's hidden guitar ability and he realized he was too good for Korn?
how would we react if the dude comes out with some hyper technical death metal album like Necrophagist stuff?
would we praise him or spit on his face for being on Korn for so long?
just a thought.
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2005-03-05, 04:16
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Originally Posted by Dissection
Slander is defined as the publication of something that is a known untruth in attempts to damage someone's reputation. Stop throwing words that sound big into the arguement.
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Right jackass. You published a false claim about me on the forum in an attempt to damage my reputation. And it's not a big word.
You should take this argument up with George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher from Cannibal Corpse. I'm sure he has a prepared speech for all the assholes who accuse him falsely of thinking that rape is a joke because of his lyrics.
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As andrew said, rape is not funny, and in no context is it funny.
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No shit. I didn't need you to tell me this.
EDIT: There seems to be a disconnect here, so I will spell it out clearly. I never made any mention, reference, or inference to rape in my song parody post. You chose to imagine that I was joking about rape. It never happened... 
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2005-03-05, 04:20
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I stand by Kylito in this.
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2005-03-05, 21:30
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Thank God.
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2005-03-06, 01:11
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Originally Posted by Ten Ton Alien
man, what if, deep inside, Jesus triggered Head's hidden guitar ability and he realized he was too good for Korn?
how would we react if the dude comes out with some hyper technical death metal album like Necrophagist stuff?
would we praise him or spit on his face for being on Korn for so long?
just a thought.
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I think it would be both. |
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2005-03-11, 23:07
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Originally Posted by Ten Ton Alien
man, what if, deep inside, Jesus triggered Head's hidden guitar ability and he realized he was too good for Korn?
how would we react if the dude comes out with some hyper technical death metal album like Necrophagist stuff?
would we praise him or spit on his face for being on Korn for so long?
just a thought.
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Well, I would praise the poor soul. I hope after all the years in koRn he would have the need to eventually shred some guitar. I would take it as it comes and if it is good, then OK my me. Korn hasn't always had bad guitars btw. The music and what it stands for is what has sucked the most. |
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2005-03-11, 23:12
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Wait, the guy's name is Head? What the fuck?
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2005-03-12, 00:29
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Head, Munky, and Fieldy yo!
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2005-03-12, 00:40
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Head, Munky, and Fieldy yo!
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Ouch. Those are some damn awful names. |
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2005-03-12, 16:01
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slack as fuck
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So I guess Head can now bring the "Korn" nu-metal style into some Christian music.
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Now that would be fuking hilarious if korn turned into a christian rock band...
is anyone with me on this? |
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2005-03-13, 18:57
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Now that would be fuking hilarious if korn turned into a christian rock band...
is anyone with me on this?
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that wouldn't make sense... because head wouldn't leave the band to pursue his christian blabla
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2005-03-14, 01:38
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I figured the whole thing out. Head is actually a genius pretending to be a moronic nu-metal dope hooked on crystal meth. His long term plan is to infiltrate the christian subculture with his sob story and inspirational speaking. He will then start his own television ministry and obtain massive wealth and influence. He will buy all christian radio stations in the country and at midnight on 6/6/06 he will change the format of all these stations to death metal. This will be the seventh sign of the apocalypse and his plan will be complete.
(I'm liking the radio station idea. Maybe I'll add that to my list of goals.) |
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2005-03-14, 09:01
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I have just had a really funny Idea,
Imagine if they replaced head with a METAL guitarist and here is the REALLY funny part imagine if after this Korn became good, yes I know highly unlikely but imagine.......
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2005-03-14, 09:30
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I figured the whole thing out. Head is actually a genius pretending to be a moronic nu-metal dope hooked on crystal meth. His long term plan is to infiltrate the christian subculture with his sob story and inspirational speaking. He will then start his own television ministry and obtain massive wealth and influence. He will buy all christian radio stations in the country and at midnight on 6/6/06 he will change the format of all these stations to death metal. This will be the seventh sign of the apocalypse and his plan will be complete.
(I'm liking the radio station idea. Maybe I'll add that to my list of goals.) |
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2005-03-14, 22:15
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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Its all just publicity for his solo album.. not that he really needs it though.
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2005-03-14, 23:06
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