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"GUITARIST HEAD QUITS KORN, DEDICATES LIFE TO CHRISTIANITY!"
NOOOO! And NO MORE BLINK 182 EITHER!
A sad, sad day.
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"MTV.com is reporting that guitarist Brian "Head" Welch, a founding member of KORN, has left the band and has rededicated his life to Christianity"
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Mmmkay, now like 20 members on this forum will cry cuz their name has "Korn" in it somewhere, well that doesn't really matter anyways. So I guess Head can now bring the "Korn" nu-metal style into some Christian music. And also, like Korn needs two guitarists, that Munky guy can do it by himself.
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"KORN has parted ways with guitarist Brian 'Head' Welch, who has chosen Jesus Christ as his savior, and will be dedicating his musical pursuits to that end," a statement from the band reads. "KORN respects Brian's wishes, and hopes he finds the happiness he's searching for."
Bumf. Imagine if it was Glen Benton's guitarist.
"DEICIDE has parted ways with *don't know his name*, who has chosen Jesus instead of the DARK LORD as his saviour. Glen decided he should then part ways with his spleen, and several of his other organs. He then released this statement "I am wearing his anus as a hat." Metal insiders say he is hoping to be tried, convicted and locked up with Varg so they can pursue mutual aims - marginally talented music and masturbation."
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"KORN has parted ways with guitarist Brian 'Head' Welch, who has chosen Jesus Christ as his savior, and will be dedicating his musical pursuits to that end," a statement from the band reads. "KORN respects Brian's wishes, and hopes he finds the happiness he's searching for."
Bumf. Imagine if it was Glen Benton's guitarist.
"DEICIDE has parted ways with *don't know his name*, who has chosen Jesus instead of the DARK LORD as his saviour. Glen decided he should then part ways with his spleen, and several of his other organs. He then released this statement "I am wearing his anus as a hat." Metal insiders say he is hoping to be tried, convicted and locked up with Varg so they can pursue mutual aims - marginally talented music and masturbation."
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Varg and Glen would hate each other. First off all, elitist, self-righteous pricks with differing opinions never get along with each other.
Glen would hate Varg for failing to drink Euronymous' blood in the middle of his jealous bitch murder rage, and for further failing to carve an inverted cross into Euro's forehead so that when his body descends, the soul automatically becomes Lucifer's property.
Varg, on the other hand, would hate the fuck out of Glen for not being trve and never burning a church to truly protest his hatred of Christianity. Furthermore, Glen has rather dark skin and hair, and his eyes are the color of shit, like lies, and not the color of the sky, like truth, so he obviously isn't part of Varg's aryan wanker league (AWL for short, also known as the Vltra aryan Kvlt). Hell, Glen is practically a nigger.
I'm not saying that Glen won't rape Varg or that Varg won't like it after the first couple of times, I'm just saying they would fight all the time and one of them would eventually get shanked.
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Every time I think of Korn I think of the time Beavis ripped on one of their videos. Some kook had the text quote on his website:
Beavis: [gasp!] [gasp!] I think that the problem with this video is it is highly derivative of many popular bands within the genre. Although when viewed on its own merits, it does have a deeper groove. However what it has in groove it lacks in originality. One can't help but be reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Suicidal Tendancies and other bands that bear the mantle of so called "Alternative Rock". One is even reminded of Lorie Anderson when she wore curlers. Hehehmhm! This video speaks less to the heart and more to the sphincter. In closing, I think Korn would do well to learn more from -
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yeah, head seeking christianity is going to put korn's satanic lyrics and kvltness on jeapordy.
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MTV.com is reporting that guitarist Brian "Head" Welch, a founding member of KORN, has left the band and has rededicated his life to Christianity, according to the group's management.
"KORN has parted ways with guitarist Brian 'Head' Welch, who has chosen Jesus Christ as his savior, and will be dedicating his musical pursuits to that end," a statement from the band reads. "KORN respects Brian's wishes, and hopes he finds the happiness he's searching for."
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So you're saying that when you were out of town at your sisters place, you used her computer to make a fake name (korn-d00d just to mess with the people on the board?
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Never found out why you left him,
but this answer begs that question,
Too blind to see tomorrow,
too broke to beg or borrow.
Young and Stupid, left wide open
Hearts are wasted, lives are broken
One more point of contention,
I need some intervention
Approached with vague intentions
betray my short attention span
The distance, bridge the border
Beg forgiveness, round the corner
Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Will the last one out, please shut the door
More time apart will give you,
a few more months to argue
Is this to much to live through,
it always seems to far to drive
The point home, send more letters
Pray tomorrow, ends up better
Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Will the last one out, please shut the door
I never did do anything that she asked,
I never let what happened, stay in the past
I never did quite understand what she meant,
In spite of everything, in spite of everything
Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
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im not angry , but im not happy, i didnt like the bands, but it kinda sucks to see em break up. im one of those people that hate change. and with this news, in an extreme example, these emo punks will turn to metal to cure they're sadness. oh well, Blink 182 really sucked and theyre new album is the worst faggot fucken crybaby music, but they were ok on the 'buddha' album.
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Yeah I do that from time to time
And hahahah! Static-X fag person likes to rape girls! Whats next?
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Oh jesus christ... And I like Static X's first 2 albums. Haven't heard the new one and I don't have any desire to.
Next you'll hear that Metallica has finally called it quits. 3 shitty bands down the drain! YEAAAHUH!
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Are you talking to yourself in the third person?
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I think I read that wrong. CC was korn_d00d?
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Maybe someone should re-record Winger's "Seventeen" in the style of Static-X, call the song "Fourteen" and send it into Howard Stern. I took the liberty of suggesting some starting lyrics. You don't need to tell me it's a sick idea, I'm already aware of this...  
Static X - Fourteen
I found virgin pie
On an internet site
And when she typed
It was pedophilia at first sight
I said please excuse me
Do you like Static X?
You should have sex with me
'Cause I look like T-Rex
And when I drove her
To the empty parking lot
She said I was butt ugly
But her libido was hot
(she said)
I'm only fourteen
But I"ll show you love you Nu-Metal queen
She's only fourteen
FBI says she's too young
But she's dumb enough to sleep with me
(followed by crazy Nu-Metal screams of ecstasy)
Winger - Seventeen
I saw sparks fly
From the corner of my eye
And when I turned
It was love at first sight
I said please excuse me
I didn't catch your name
Oh it'd be a shame
Not to see you again
And just when I thought
She was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet
And brought me to the floor
(she said)
I'm only seventeen
But I"ll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen
Daddy says she's too young
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Good.. Tripp is a loser. I like Wayne though, hes a cool guy.
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Ha ha ha, What a glorious month for metal!
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you're actually all forgetting something. now this poor 14 year old girl is going to have had her life fucked up forever by that greasy cunt. how all you can think about is the fact it'll do static-X in is beyond me. what that cunt did was sick and absolutely wrong. it fucking disgusts me, and makes me sick with anger. rape is the absolute worst act on earth.
now that's over, i hope this does static-X in for good
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now that's over, i hope this does static-X in for good
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Why? Wayne and Tony are cool guys.. its just Tripp and the new drummer (which both arent original members) that are losers..
This incident has NOTHING to do with Wayne and Tony..
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I took the liberty of suggesting some starting lyrics. You don't need to tell me it's a sick idea, I'm already aware of this...
Static X - Fourteen
I found virgin pie
On an internet site
And when she typed
It was pedophilia at first sight
I said please excuse me
Do you like Static X?
You should have sex with me
'Cause I look like T-Rex
And when I drove her
To the empty parking lot
She said I was butt ugly
But her libido was hot
(she said)
I'm only fourteen
But I"ll show you love you Nu-Metal queen
She's only fourteen
FBI says she's too young
But she's dumb enough to sleep with me
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Holy Mother of God!
I thought they had a guitar player, but 2?
Can't they just get another bass player,
and what cult pulled that sorry dude out of multi million korn?
If I got a spot in korn you can all kiss my rich ass G-bye! lol
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you're actually all forgetting something. now this poor 14 year old girl is going to have had her life fucked up forever by that greasy cunt. how all you can think about is the fact it'll do static-X in is beyond me. what that cunt did was sick and absolutely wrong. it fucking disgusts me, and makes me sick with anger. rape is the absolute worst act on earth.
now that's over, i hope this does static-X in for good
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Ok, innocent until proven guilty, but a man who meets with a 14 year old girl he met on the internet is clearly a threat to children whether he has raped her or not, ie. lock the fucker up.
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Reguardless, he will be put in jail pending trial, meaning no static-x in that time, and no doubt the label won't want a suspected pedophile in one of their bands ... so you get the picture of how this goes.
But it doesnt really matter anyway, they are all jsut following korn again
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Maybe someone should re-record Winger's "Seventeen" in the style of Static-X, call the song "Fourteen" and send it into Howard Stern. I took the liberty of suggesting some starting lyrics. You don't need to tell me it's a sick idea, I'm already aware of this...
Static X - Fourteen
I found virgin pie
On an internet site
And when she typed
It was pedophilia at first sight
I said please excuse me
Do you like Static X?
You should have sex with me
'Cause I look like T-Rex
And when I drove her
To the empty parking lot
She said I was butt ugly
But her libido was hot
(she said)
I'm only fourteen
But I"ll show you love you Nu-Metal queen
She's only fourteen
FBI says she's too young
But she's dumb enough to sleep with me
(followed by crazy Nu-Metal screams of ecstasy)
Winger - Seventeen
I saw sparks fly
From the corner of my eye
And when I turned
It was love at first sight
I said please excuse me
I didn't catch your name
Oh it'd be a shame
Not to see you again
And just when I thought
She was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet
And brought me to the floor
(she said)
I'm only seventeen
But I"ll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen
Daddy says she's too young
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As much as you think that its funny, its not. Thats fucking sick of you to joke about it, for one, and for two, that it happened in the first place. Shut your fucking mouth, unless you've got something to contribute. You've been more of a detriment to this site than I.
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As much as you think that its funny, its not. Thats fucking sick of you to joke about it, for one, and for two, that it happened in the first place. Shut your fucking mouth, unless you've got something to contribute. You've been more of a detriment to this site than I.
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Fascinating. You tell people up front that they don't need to tell you it's a sick idea because you're already aware of it and look what happens. FYI, I've been offering quite a bit of sound technical advice in the gear section since I have an extensive 20 year background in electronics, but who fucking cares about that on a thread about three crap bands going through tough times? Am I the only one joking about this? Are you even serious now? What exactly is your beef with me considering this is the third or fourth time you've come out of left field with a ridiculous insult that I didn't ask for and that wasn't even close to being warranted???? What the fuck do you care?  |
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No, its fucking sick. Its not funny to joke about.
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Just ignore dissection.. Like everyone else does.
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I'm trying to, but the little post whore seems to have a thing for me...
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yeah, hes got a thing for a lot of people, kinda strange....isnt it?
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it would be even more ammusing if now metallica decided that they aren't quite popular enough, so one of them goes out and rapes an 8 year old while another dedicates his life to Moses.
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and one of them kills someone, but gets away with it
and one of them leaves, only to be replaced by Nicholas Heston, my 4 year old neighbor.
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especially if the someone they kill belongs to some kind of racial/religious/special group
(maybe 2 birds with one stone, Lars can rape and kill an autistic boy)
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especially if the someone they kill belongs to some kind of racial/religious/special group
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Fascinating. You tell people up front that they don't need to tell you it's a sick idea because you're already aware of it and look what happens. FYI, I've been offering quite a bit of sound technical advice in the gear section since I have an extensive 20 year background in electronics, but who fucking cares about that on a thread about three crap bands going through tough times? Am I the only one joking about this? Are you even serious now? What exactly is your beef with me considering this is the third or fourth time you've come out of left field with a ridiculous insult that I didn't ask for and that wasn't even close to being warranted???? What the fuck do you care? |
Thats just dissections way to tell he likes you and wants to have hot kinky buttsecks..
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and one of them kills someone, but gets away with it
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Fascinating. You tell people up front that they don't need to tell you it's a sick idea because you're already aware of it and look what happens. FYI, I've been offering quite a bit of sound technical advice in the gear section since I have an extensive 20 year background in electronics, but who fucking cares about that on a thread about three crap bands going through tough times? Am I the only one joking about this? Are you even serious now? What exactly is your beef with me considering this is the third or fourth time you've come out of left field with a ridiculous insult that I didn't ask for and that wasn't even close to being warranted???? What the fuck do you care? |
this is the one thing i never, EVER, and i mean ever, joke about. you are a fucking dirty little cunt. GODDAMN RIGHT YOUR THE ONLY ONE JOKING ABOUT THIS, I HOPE. as i said, some girl has now had her life fucked up and you go and write stupid poems about it. neither does your help in the gear forum have anything to do with this. that's not to say it isn't valuable, but it has NOTHING TO DO with this appalling display of ignorance and moronism.
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I hope Ashlee Simpson chokes on a toothpick. If that happens to be the same day Metallica breaks up.....That, would be funny.
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ashlee simpson dying, when she is experimenting with a new way to drink coke. she puts a pin in the bottom of the can, sucks around it, and the pressure blows the tack out and thus lodges it in her windpipe. now that would make my computer room shake with laughter. |
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this is the one thing i never, EVER, and i mean ever, joke about. you are a fucking dirty little cunt. GODDAMN RIGHT YOUR THE ONLY ONE JOKING ABOUT THIS, I HOPE. as i said, some girl has now had her life fucked up and you go and write stupid poems about it. neither does your help in the gear forum have anything to do with this. that's not to say it isn't valuable, but it has NOTHING TO DO with this appalling display of ignorance and moronism.
it doesn't matter the time or place or whoever, rape is never funny and it never will be. unless it happens to you.
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Christ, this is overstatement of the obvious again. First off, it wasn't rape, it was consensual statutory rape in the Static-X T-Rex case if you bothered to follow the thread. Second off, I'm clearly making fun of T-Rex, not rape. You and Dissection taking my comments out of context and accusing me of thinking that rape is a joke is far worse than anything I've done on this forum...
You also took the gear forum help out of context as well. I said clearly that it didn't make a difference, I was just pointing out that Dissection's claim that I am somehow a detriment to the site is bullshit. The only time I have been even close to rude is in response to other people taking my statements out of context and asking for it. Dissection admitting that he is a detriment to the site is very big of him, but I'd appreciate it if he didn't drag me along with him. Both of you have gone way over the top on this one.
Next you'll be publicly accusing Matt Stone and Trey Parker of thinking that rape of young boys is funny because they made fun of NAMBLA in a South Park episode. What you two are engaging in is called "slander".
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