WEBMASTER´S STATEMENT 20.2.2004
21.02.2004 / Author: WebmasterStratovarius

Today I received a phonecall from Timo Tolkki.

He sounded like being in a very confused state of mind and was talking about red Kabbalah ribbons and how when he was reading Madonna´s biography he felt warm waves all over his body and that the spirit of Jesus entered him and that now he really has found something he has been searching for all his life.

I am very worried about him, he sounded like completely crazy.

From this day onwards I will not take the responsibility of whatever is being released on this Website.

As long as my paycheck arrives, I will continue putting on the site whatever Tolkki asks me to put there.

But there is nothing I can do about it.

I just work here.

uhhh.... what the fuck??

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thats not jesus as in my savior, thats jesus(hey-seus) as in the gardener busting a nut in timos ass

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its a shame, early stratovarius was cool. But nowadays its fucked up, and then this ugly ho enters....

damn

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Sounds like a little to much acid.

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Oh my God, this has gone too far. Here was the blabbermouth.net headline:

"It's Official: Timo Tolkki losses his marbles."

STRATOVARIUS leader Timo Tolkki (photo) has posted the following statement on the band's official web site:

"I really need to share this with all of you.

"2 days ago I had a panic attack, I lied down and tried to relax.

"Then a voice in my head told me repeatedly: Kabbalah, Kabbalah, Kabbalah. I believe it was the voice of Jesus Christ. I felt warm waves through my body and I felt secure and happy. The voice told me to take a bloody picture of myself in honour of HIS memory. Then the voice told me to go to my library and one of the books fell into the floor before me. I didn't even remember I have that book.

"It was about the teachings of Kabbalah. I believe I have now found the complete and only Universal truth. I understand that none of the things in my life matters really. It is all an illusion anyway.

"I will use this webpage and also the future STRATOVARIUS recordings to celebrate the beauty of this ancient teaching.

"In Metal, Timo Tolkki"



I didn't put the entire preachings of Timo, cuz I figured you may have already read it. He took a picture of himself covered in blood cuz the voices told him to. This is really too much.

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dude that niggers fucked up, his dad slashed his wrists and jumped form a 4th story balcony right in front of him when he was 12

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STRATOVARIUS' TOLKKI: 'ADOLF HITLER Is Alive And Well' - Feb. 22, 2004

STRATOVARIUS guitarist Timo Tolkki continues to entertain the metal masses with his hilarious online postings. Check out the following masterpiece (dated Feb. 20):

"World peace, tolerance to other people's feelings and opinions, systematically refusing to cooperate with EVIL, world without armies, world without hate, love... My eyes have opened finally. These fucking things are just UTOPIA. They can never be achieved. I was once stupid because I honestly, wholeheartedly believed that these things could be achieved and that we human beings could learn from the past and just live in peace. I've got news for you baby, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. So why not just have good time, you never know when your days are numbered. It could be tomorrow you know! So don't wait ANY MORE! MAKE YOUR LIFE A MASTERPIECE! MAKE A DIFFERENCE!! FUCK EVERYBODY WHO WANTS TO STOP YOU!! ADOLF HITLER IS ALIVE AND WELL IN THE WORLD. I FUCKED HIM LAST NIGHT. WE ARE ALL HITLER AND WE ARE ALL CHRIST. AND HITLER IS WINNING!!"

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damn, this is getting pretty serious

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Ah, could be a publicity stunt.

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that would be even more pathetic

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I'm starting to think so.

Someone made a good point. They said, the stratovarius.com forum was getting like one new post a day. After Tolkki released that picture of him covered in fake blood, the posts started pouring in.

Although, with all the mud-slinging that Kotipelto and Tolkki had when they split, this doesn't make Tolkki's side look very truthful.

When is Jens gonna leave? If that last ranting of Tolkki wasn't enough reason as it is.

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I bought the Elements pt. 2 cd awhile agao, and I really can't blame Kotipelto for leaving. I'm surprised Tolkki didn't notice just how bad that album was. Some songs sound like a joke they are so goofy.

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dude, his dad cut his wrists and jumped to his death right in front of him when he was 12. fucking 12

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I'm not a psychologist, but I don't think that would cause him to say he fucked Adolf Hitler 30 years later.

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As someone mentioned at blabbermouth that
stuff about Adolf Hitler were told by Jim Morrison
about 35 years ago

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It just gets worse............

During their Mexico show, Timo was assaulted outside his hotel by someone who stabbed him in the arm and punched him in the face. A bunch of people are saying that Timo set it up just to get pity. Some valid arguements were made.

Also, before that, Jens (the keyboardist), pissed on Timo (seriously, I saw the pic) during the guitar opening to the song "Forever".

I don't even know where to begin..............

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were?

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go to blabbermouth. it's somewhere in like March 1-3.

It's nothing special. Timo is playing, and Jens is behind him, and you just see the stream of urine hitting Timo in the back

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what the hell....

it's a shame, Stratovarious used to be great.

Just keep your freaks on your side of the planet and everything'll be just fine

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the assault: http://www3.soneraplaza.fi/musiikki..._199869,00.html
the pissing: http://www3.soneraplaza.fi/musiikki..._200049,00.html
4th pic you see the keyboardist pissing on him, 5th pic you see the puddle on the floor

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haha thats halarious

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