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Old 2003-11-20, 11:12
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Im geting sick of all these PS style games
i had Max Payne 2 the other day and i finished it in 8 hours, god im glad i didnt buy the bastard
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
 
Old 2003-11-20, 12:06
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Man, a lot happened in 2 weeks.....
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Old 2003-11-20, 12:52
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Man, a lot happened in 2 weeks.....

Examples are always nice
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
 
Old 2003-11-20, 14:09
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rtt #32 already?

man, thats alot of bullshit typed out

 
Old 2003-11-21, 00:52
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What car is it?


It's a 1990 Cavalier Z24. Only has about 105,000km.....i estimate that at around 60,000 miles.
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Old 2003-11-21, 03:04
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I just chcked a couple out. Niiiice.
 
Old 2003-11-21, 06:56
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yeah fuck.....
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Old 2003-11-21, 14:40
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Whoa...I just figured something out. Bodom is pronounced boe-dumb so if it was spelled dombo it would be dumb-boe..like Dumbo the amazing flying elephant

time to smoke another bowl
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Old 2003-11-21, 15:00
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That was gay.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-11-21, 15:35
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you was gay





OHH YOU GOT HOED
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Old 2003-11-21, 15:57
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How can a the noun hoe be a verb as well? Answer me that, boy.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-11-21, 16:22
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by adding a "d" to the end of the word.
 
Old 2003-11-21, 16:44
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well that made no sense.
 
Old 2003-11-21, 16:53
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you was gay


i'm definately not an english language expert but.. i think there's something wrong there.
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Old 2003-11-21, 16:58
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yeah, must be the 'gay' part
 
Old 2003-11-21, 17:14
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Well, too bad for z24 fucker cause i found a '94 Grand Am SE to buy. Yay for me and such!
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Old 2003-11-22, 00:09
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I hate you cunts

Can someone tell me why i (dissection) got banned? Damn.. i had to go make another name and shit... it took 5 minutes out of my life!!! AND I WANT THAT FIVE MINUTES BACK!!!!!!!



har fucking har. Give me a hug, Powers.
 
Old 2003-11-22, 00:16
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Awww, poor Dissection.

*points and laughs*
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Old 2003-11-22, 00:18
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and i forget who said it but we cant go five posts without arguing.

YOU CUNT!!!
 
Old 2003-11-22, 00:19
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i meant to put a =P in there after cunt.
 
Old 2003-11-22, 00:38
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Bahahhahahahaha!
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Old 2003-11-22, 00:53
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I doubt they'll do porn. Maybe just......Rolling Stones magazine....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-11-22, 00:55
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Re: I hate you cunts

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har fucking har. Give me a hug, Powers.

fuck you, fag.



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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-11-22, 02:09
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I doubt they'll do porn. Maybe just......Rolling Stones magazine....


I don't think they are refering to porn, more along the lines of hitting on them. Or possibly rape without charges of pedifilia. But thats not funny, rape is no laughing matter...







































Unless your raping a clown!
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Old 2003-11-22, 02:52
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Ha, I remember that.....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-11-22, 03:14
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i meant to put a =P in there after cunt.


shut the fuck up n00b

you weren't banned. maybe a glitch, be sure to bitch in Nomad's PM box for that

Darko, the olsen twins look like plastic fuckdolls, but I'de do them
 
Old 2003-11-22, 04:25
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I never thought about it before, how the hell does killing inmates(death row) cost so much??!?!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-11-22, 18:26
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Well, too bad for z24 fucker cause i found a '94 Grand Am SE to buy. Yay for me and such!


so canada has mostly american cars?
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Old 2003-11-22, 18:28
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it's kinda odd and interesting how 2 people bumped 2 old FTTs......oh well

i totally forgot about em too.
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Old 2003-11-22, 18:32
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yeah, weird shit has been happening lately, must be the lack of new threads or something. just wait till winter when this place will get flooded by assjockeys again
 
Old 2003-11-23, 01:21
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Re: Re: I hate you cunts

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fuck you, fag.





Are you denying your love for my cock? Bow down to me, you pole monkey!



God you are a flamer
 
Old 2003-11-23, 03:17
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so canada has mostly american cars?


Well.....it has everything, like anywhere else. But if you're referring to lack of Canadian cars......well then, that depends on the definition of "Canadian".

I'd assume that a lot of cars in Canada were made here, but they aren't made by a Canadian company. I don't even think Canada has a car manufacturer.
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Old 2003-11-23, 05:55
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Darko, the olsen twins look like plastic fuckdolls, but I'de do them


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Old 2003-11-23, 06:01
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the doggy ate their ouscreem
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Old 2003-11-23, 06:43
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Canadians may lack in the production of cars...but their war ships are fucking awesome! Thank you Canada!
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Old 2003-11-23, 07:25
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ohh, yeah, you betcha...






I just left a party, I was talking to a special forces dude for I don't know how long.......He has a shit load of medals, and I'm drunk. At least I finally got everyone out of my room.....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-11-23, 13:31
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What the fuck, sir.
 
Old 2003-11-23, 13:42
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What the fuck, sir.

nothing very interesting
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Old 2003-11-23, 13:51
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Ooh, I see.

I have $900 (USD, $1247 in AUD) in my PayPal account, but I can't think of what to buy. I should just withdraw it.
 
Old 2003-11-23, 14:07
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Old 2003-11-23, 14:25
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Ooh, I see.

I have $900 (USD, $1247 in AUD) in my PayPal account, but I can't think of what to buy. I should just withdraw it.

send them to me
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Old 2003-11-23, 14:49
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Buy a nice hooker


Correction:

Buy the regulars nice hookers!
 
Old 2003-11-23, 15:33
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Canadians may lack in the production of cars...but their war ships are fucking awesome! Thank you Canada!


Go to hell!
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Old 2003-11-23, 16:05
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hahaha.

Has anyone seen the Blue Collar Comedy Tour on Comedy Central? Fucking hilarious.
 
Old 2003-11-23, 18:08
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iv seen the dvd of it which had more stuff to it because comedy central had to cut some out for time and stuff, but yeah it pretty funny
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Old 2003-11-23, 19:03
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-11-23, 20:08
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you guys sound hopeless
 
Old 2003-11-23, 20:16
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Old 2003-11-25, 00:17
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and yet again, no one has an answer to this... fuck.
 
Old 2003-11-25, 14:49
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-11-25, 17:05
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Aw, darn... my man-whore is leaving...

haha... my woman is coming over sometime this week... too bad my parents will be home
 
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Haha...you're 15 and have a "woman"? Or is it a little 7th grader
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Old 2003-11-25, 18:41
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haha... my woman is coming over sometime this week... too bad my parents will be home



Who cares? fuck, if shes that loud cup her mouth, i live in a little apartment with my dad like 5 feet away all the time, ha it doesn't stop me from sticking my dick in my girl's mouth.


Unless u meant you don't want your parents hearing you kiss, aaahaha.
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Old 2003-11-25, 19:36
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I'm sure he means he can't watch easycore HBO porn now that his parents are home.
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Old 2003-11-25, 22:01
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haha, no its just that my parents move walk around. they are paranoid, and "check in..." although that didnt stop me once before

but, hell... worth a try!!!
 
Old 2003-11-25, 23:45
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Haha...you're 15 and have a "woman"? Or is it a little 7th grader


Hahaha, funny!
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Check out these crazy laws in Kentucky.

"No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

The law was later amended with: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."

Other unusual laws include a year in prison for anyone who throws eggs, or tomatoes, at a public speaker.

It also is unlawful to dye a baby chick, duckling or rabbit and offer it for sale unless six or more are for sale at the same time.

"Sometimes unusual laws have a little sense behind them," said D. Dee Shaw, attorney for the city. "Sometimes they don't."


Who the hell comes up with this shit? It cracks me up. Either these guys have a awesome sence of humour, or need to stop drinking the bong water.
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are these in the Bathing Suit, Throwing and Animal Dyeing Act???
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Old 2003-11-26, 02:52
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shoot my parents wont let me close the damn door when i have any girl come over

just shut the door and take the doornob off on the inside
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well u parents are shit if they cant understand you wanna fuck.......
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Yes... it's a natural thing and a blah blah...
Fuck her!!!
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Old 2003-11-26, 13:56
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Super Mario Bros 3

Holy shit... if you guys have 10 minutes to waste check this out
It's "almost" incredible....

http://homepage3.nifty.com/nura/images/moSMB3.wmv
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Damn Japanese people. Did you know that theres some Japaneses that can beat the entire Resident Evil game with ONLY a knife? Fucking crazy
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"currently 73 users on this board !!!!!! (2 members and 71 guests)

What happened to this place!!!!!! last week it was like "most member ever online " 36 or something like that"
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Damn Japanese people. Did you know that theres some Japaneses that can beat the entire Resident Evil game with ONLY a knife? Fucking crazy


Yeah...damn japanese people with their obssession with kitties and making everything as small as possible.
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Re: Super Mario Bros 3

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Holy shit... if you guys have 10 minutes to waste check this out
It's "almost" incredible....

http://homepage3.nifty.com/nura/images/moSMB3.wmv



But that isn't thw whole game, is it?
That would be sooooooo crazy!!!
 
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But that isn't thw whole game, is it?
That would be sooooooo crazy!!!


yes it is. he takes the warp zone so he skip many level, but he did it.
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I just attempted it and died on the 3rd level. Bitches
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Old 2003-11-26, 21:25
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THIS PLACE IS FUCKIN WEIRD SINCE YESTERDAY....

I HAVEN'T SEEN A MODERATOR ONLINE SINCE MONDAY (I LEAVE WORK AT 5:30PM SO MAYBE THEY GET HERE AFTER THAT), BUT NO MOD LOGIN SO FAR TODAY WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE I ALWAYS SEE DEF AT LEAST 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY.

AND THERE'S AT LEAST 50 GUESTS LOGGED IN SINCE THIS MORNING.THERE'S USUALLY NO MORE THAN 10 OR 11 GUESTS AT THE SAME TIME.

WE REACH THE 100 USERS ONLINE AT THE SAME TIME TODAY....GODDAMN!!!!! 100 USER AND THERE WERE ONLY 5 OR 6 MEMBERS ONLINE AT THIS TIME.
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hmmmm.......this could be the cause




YEAH THEY ARE ALL HERE FOR THE "HOW LONG IS YOUR COCK THREAD"
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Holy shit... if you guys have 10 minutes to waste check this out
It's "almost" incredible....

http://homepage3.nifty.com/nura/images/moSMB3.wmv


I just found my old nintendo last night and hooked it up. Im gunna go try that, that is some of the craziest mario playing I have ever seen. That guy spent way to much time on that game.


Ive been playing duck hunt all day.
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Old 2003-11-26, 23:28
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I just found my old nintendo last night and hooked it up. Im gunna go try that, that is some of the craziest mario playing I have ever seen. That guy spent way to much time on that game.


Ive been playing duck hunt all day.



Duck Hunt owns... no matter what anyone else says.
 
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Yo DELETE, i'm online almost every day for at least an hour (except weekends, those are odd), but i work till 6pm weekdays, so by the time i get online you're already gone.
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Yay

Look at the latest update.
 
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Yay

Look at the latest update.

\M/\M/\M/

its partay time !!!!!!!!
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its mike sorry
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Yay

Look at the latest update.


OH SHIT !!!!!!!...FOR A MOMENT I GOT SHIVERS THINKING ABOUT LORD WORM
BACK IN THE BAND, I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER A SECOND THAT IT COULD BE MIKE.
BUT NOW I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S MIKE THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.

BACK TO THE WORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!!!!
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Ah, you never know. Let's just hope and fucking pray it's Lord Worm.
 
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I got scared when i saw the Cryptopsy post. Just the feeling of Lord Worm being back is... just fucking awesome... BRING BACK WORM, YOU CUNTS!
 
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Does anyone actually know who is in the band now? Clear it up.
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there's no singer yet

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Old 2003-11-27, 18:19
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Well, who else could they mean is back? Hmm... possibly a SINGER? They probably dont update ALL of their site every 5 minutes. Its big news, and they probably have a million other things to do with their time than update the members section right away.

DUUUH.
 
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The Mario link isn't working anymore for me. Is it my computer or is the site down?

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Old 2003-11-27, 20:38
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No, it doesn't work anymore.

But there's this one too.

http://www.xmission.com/~pashdown/kusos.com.12.22.mpeg
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Dammit. If anyone has it, please PM me.

I swear to God, if the Japanese wanted to, they could be the best musicians (technicality wise).
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I swear to God, if the Japanese wanted to, they could be the best musicians (technicality wise).


Look what happened to classical music. It's full of japanese musicians.
Especially violin, but that's clear. Small fretboard, small fingers.
 
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God i am so fucking stuffed... Happy Turkey Day, you jews.
 
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...yes... bwahaha, you missed thanksgiving?!
 
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