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Old 2003-10-22, 16:34
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ok lets make a deal...

when SHE comes, she can spank you while I fuck her ok?
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Old 2003-10-22, 16:35
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Ha, this is really great.

Everyone go to metal-realm.com and check the reviews section. My band just got on there!!! They gave my demo a 5/10 and said a my vocals actually worked okay. I am in total shock. I thought I would get like a 1/10 or 0/10.

See, my first two demos I sent out were really bad, now that I look back at them. Much like labels have told me, it's original and has a good idea, but it needs to be developed. If I can improve the guitar distortion, I'll be in good shape.

My band is called Gravity Crash, and I am Derek, check the reviews section on the site.
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Old 2003-10-22, 16:53
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http://www.metal-realm.com/by_issue...avity_crash.htm

yeah nice
so your demo sucks ass eh.
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Old 2003-10-22, 17:03
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5 out of 10 isn´t that good is it?
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Old 2003-10-22, 17:03
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Interesting. How did that process go? You just emailed 'em some mp3s?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-10-22, 17:03
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`The production is bad, even for demo. ´

hhahhaahhahaa!
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Old 2003-10-22, 17:28
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nah, 5/10 is bad, but that demo was kinda old. My first album is gonna be way better.

I mailed them my demo cd, by the way.

The production sucked cuz I recorded from a PA through a computer. I'm getting a half stack this friday and will re-record the guitar for the 12 new songs I got, then I'll send that out.

I wish it didn't take so long though..... I sent that demo out in August, I believe.

If I had a female to split the vocals with me and got better guitar sound, I bet I could get signed.
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Old 2003-10-22, 20:48
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what about their accusation of you being out of rhythm?
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Old 2003-10-22, 22:17
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Old 2003-10-23, 02:00
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my Decapitated powertab got put up on powertabs.net
the weird thing is, i submitted it at the same time with another powertab (Death By Stereo) like last weekend, and both those tabs were in the middle of the list until today.
seems like somebody saw the band Decapitated and put it up right away.
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Old 2003-10-23, 02:42
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what about their accusation of you being out of rhythm?


Well, my knowledge of using computerized drums was poor at first so the drums skipped maybe once or twice per song (sometimes they went okay). At first I considered it just a problem with shitty recording, but since then I have learned to fix it.

As for bad guitar rhythms, well I am not the greatest rhythm writer, but I blame most of that on the guitar distortion. Any power chord rhythm sounds like a total unrecognizable mess.

I can't wait for my album to be sent out. It even makes us even more of a go-in-all-genre-directions band. I knew my use of keyboards would be the biggest way to stand out, even if the songs show a lack of skill.

Basically, as some labels have told me: the ideas are good, but I gotta improve my basic skills. My vocals were so bad on those first demos.........
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Old 2003-10-23, 05:11
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Ha, this is really great.

Everyone go to metal-realm.com and check the reviews section. My band just got on there!!! They gave my demo a 5/10 and said a my vocals actually worked okay. I am in total shock. I thought I would get like a 1/10 or 0/10.

See, my first two demos I sent out were really bad, now that I look back at them. Much like labels have told me, it's original and has a good idea, but it needs to be developed. If I can improve the guitar distortion, I'll be in good shape.

My band is called Gravity Crash, and I am Derek, check the reviews section on the site.

my band got a 4/6 on www.heavymetaluniverse.com

http://heavymetal.universe.free.fr/...l_corrosion.htm
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Old 2003-10-23, 05:37
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Hmmm, I downloaded a couple of your songs...they're okay. I like your solos.
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Old 2003-10-23, 05:43
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Old 2003-10-23, 06:00
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Hmmm, I downloaded a couple of your songs...they're okay. I like your solos.


Theyre really good, got their demo...
I like the sound on the cd. Specially on those guitars, it's kinga muffy and raw, but kicks ass!
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Old 2003-10-23, 06:09
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Theyre really good, got their demo...
I like the sound on the cd. Specially on those guitars, it's kinga muffy and raw, but kicks ass!

well the production of our cd is quite questionable...but we dont mind it cuz its just a demo & we recorded it amidst serious time & money contsraints...and equipment constraints as well

anyway we're working on a new most-probably-demo, which is DEFINITELY gonna be better than this one

@powersofterror : thanx
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Old 2003-10-23, 07:29
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Ooo, you gotta send me that one too, when it's finished!
We got our demo coming out soon too, got new band and line-up, new songs and finally: a good drummer!
It's propably gonna be out on next spring, if everything goes fine...
Then youll have it!
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Old 2003-10-23, 11:49
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Ooo, you gotta send me that one too, when it's finished!
We got our demo coming out soon too, got new band and line-up, new songs and finally: a good drummer!
It's propably gonna be out on next spring, if everything goes fine...
Then youll have it!

kickass stuff \m/
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Old 2003-10-23, 16:34
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~Sander, where were ya, I was in boothill untill around 5 o'clock. man, from 12, good shit, the pool table there is pretty childish, but I showed some ownage there

new MH stuff is good. played there 5 hours, hehe!
 
Old 2003-10-24, 04:42
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I just got back from G3. Malmsteen played first and was more amazing than I planned. Vai stole the show by far. Satch sucked so bad I left early.


Dude...Vai's 2 rhythem players are just as good as him.. its crazy.
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~Sander, where were ya, I was in boothill untill around 5 o'clock. man, from 12, good shit, the pool table there is pretty childish, but I showed some ownage there

new MH stuff is good. played there 5 hours, hehe!


check the graspop evaluation thread... I'll be there today... on thursdays I work!
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Old 2003-10-24, 07:32
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Finally, we tested our new drummer yesterday and he was so fucking good!!! Jesus christ that boy can play!!!
Composed one of our songs, played few covers and of course, the almighty blues jam!
Cool! Though now we need a new bassist, but we have couple of dudes for the job...
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Old 2003-10-24, 10:15
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Good to hear dude.. Were checkig out our new drummer next sunday.... he can drum like nicholas barker! \m/
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Old 2003-10-24, 11:15
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Yeah, we agreed that we'll cover last day in heaven by barathrum for next week!
Cool!
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im rolling a masterpiece of a joint right now
 
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Good for you man! Go for it!
we're drinking beer now... Going for a smoke...
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im rolling a masterpiece of a joint right now

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take a photo of it!
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im rolling a masterpiece of a joint right now


i'm fuckin baked on oil right now!
 
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me and my joint
 
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sucks. cones rule
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Old 2003-10-24, 20:28
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well, i dont have any

and this is cheaper
 
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MAn, bongs rule... Im fucking druk... Jesus.. Were plannig our demo cover... any suggestions...
Fuck... Itll take hoursd to write this message... God... I hate you... Don't take this too seriously...
But 'i still hate you!
How'sit hanging...
Broke up with my girlfriend... M;UAHYHHHAHHHAAHYHHHAAAA!!!!1
Bitch! WHOREHAMMER!!!!! HUORAVASARAAAAA!!!!
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Old 2003-10-24, 21:06
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heres whats left of a joint i rolled earlier, i put a lighter besides it for comparaison
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What do you mean you don't have any cones? A cone is a type of joint. You put the weed in the paper but put more towards the end so when you roll it you get a cone shape. Its hard but burns a lot better



weigia, get better papers
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What do you mean you don't have any cones? A cone is a type of joint. You put the weed in the paper but put more towards the end so when you roll it you get a cone shape. Its hard but burns a lot better


In Germany it's called a tulip, if i'm not totally wrong.
 
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What do you mean you don't have any cones? A cone is a type of joint. You put the weed in the paper but put more towards the end so when you roll it you get a cone shape. Its hard but burns a lot better



weigia, get better papers


it was a cool transparent silver paper.
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nah, i was confused, in some advertisement here i saw someone offering pre-rolled papers and tips, and he called them cones.

But no, im not good in cones, just in stickies
 
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i don´t smoke, so i drink the double
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I'm drunk, 4 shots. But I can tolerate. Everyone just left the room to smoke, so here I am alone able to finally listen to some scorpions. Rock you Like a Hurriiicaaaaaaane!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
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i decided to give up weed
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Why give up weed?


I have a low tolerance too...I love it.
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Old 2003-10-25, 04:47
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No flamming necessary. I smoke weed, therefore I'm a poser. Actually I smoke a lot of weed so I'm a really BIG poser.
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just gave up doing it on regular basis.....weed at gigs is still there
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once again an enlighting conversation....
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okay so something we can get sander into.....

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that sure as hell is. lol.

Beer for life, that makes sense, when I'm 89 years old I'll probably still be listening to metal and drinking beer and stuff.

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that sure as hell is. lol.

Beer for life, that makes sense, when I'm 89 years old I'll probably still be listening to metal and drinking beer and stuff.

yeah.

that's the way to get old folks


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Old 2003-10-25, 17:40
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weed is for people that want to get baked. simple as that. unless you're smokin mexican brick weed. then weed is for people that want to get a sore throat and a headache. CANADIAN WEED RULES!!!!!
 
Old 2003-10-25, 19:23
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I had more shots after that post, then I found my way to a party...where I seemed to have had another shot, and two beers. It was sorta funny, I grabbed an ass, she grabbed mine, some gay guy touched my balls, a friend gave me a hug, I met some people(and I still remember, yes..), and then I have a lot of chicks hugs.
...I was in some mood.......
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-10-25, 19:52
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Oh god, I was the most drunk I have ever been last night. I was at a party and my friends almost took me to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. I just got home and now I got to be at work in an hour. I'm still stumbling a bit and on the brink of vomiting some more.



getting your stomache pumped isn't fun, it hurts when you eat, even the next 2 days after, plus in general it makes you feel like shit.
 
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I'm scared though, I literally have no memory of my night after 1 AM. My friends say I was still up, but at about 1 am I was drinking, then, the next thing I know, it's 9:30 and I'm waking up on a couch.
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Old 2003-10-26, 02:02
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I've been there literally about 20 something times. Fun shit.
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Old 2003-10-26, 02:14
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Whoa, man. I'm watching animal planet. This animal called Bush Baby or something, can leap 7 feet in the air. Equivalent to us jumping over a telphone pole.


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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-10-26, 02:17
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Big deal, I can jump 8 feet
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weed is for people that want to get baked. simple as that. unless you're smokin mexican brick weed. then weed is for people that want to get a sore throat and a headache. CANADIAN WEED RULES!!!!!


We dutchy's grow the best...

nyah nyah

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I've been there literally about 20 something times. Fun shit.

Fun shit, yes indeed.

Last night I went to the trouble of walking about 2 hours to get a pack of cigarettes, at 6:30 am. I was drinking from 8 pm 'til then. I'm experiencing the worst hangover I've EVER had. I just figured, I could have always called a cab. Ugh.
 
Old 2003-10-26, 09:29
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meh, sucky.

waking up in places you've never been too isn't fun though. ask any dutchman, most have ended out in people's backyards or at trainstations, I even woke up on a playground once (in one of those wooden houses with a slide-thing on the side, yes)
 
Old 2003-10-26, 10:13
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its also common for dutchman to wake up in other dutchmans' beds, also common for them to be coincedently naked...
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Old 2003-10-26, 10:16
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Well, yes, we end out in other people's bed, most of the time not knowing what we did that last night, until beeing confronted with the chick that's lying next to you...

beeing coincedently naked doesn't happen a lot, I've heard stories of a guy running in a field naked, trying to push over sheep. now that must have been a sight to see
 
Old 2003-10-26, 10:37
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pushing over sheep naked..hmmm sure u werent in new zealand its a common occurance in those areas
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In Scotland to I've heard.
 
Old 2003-10-26, 10:58
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Old 2003-10-26, 18:24
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Anyone know anything about fixing viruses?
I have a virus, and what it did was this:
everything is an x-ed box. like smilies, all the buttons, thumbnails from any site, and logos. I think everything else is okay, but fuck!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-10-26, 18:35
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We dutchy's grow the best...

nyah nyah


Ever have B.C. Bud? That shit WILL fuck you up, and its the best I have ever had... when I did it.

ALL HAIL CANADA!!!!! (hell, WEED might be legal here soon too)
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Old 2003-10-26, 21:48
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Yeah, I like bud from the bc better than dutch bud

And yes, I've had danks from both Amsterdam and BC
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Old 2003-10-26, 21:51
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Pffff.... Amsterdam
 
Old 2003-10-26, 21:53
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The best shit I've had was from BC...They were purps.

The leaves were light purple and the hairs were dark dark purple. The smoke was a purple haze and it turned my tounge a purple tint.
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Old 2003-10-26, 21:58
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you purple pussy

you don't buy weed in amsterdam, you morons, the stuff they sell there is for tourist
 
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My friend has a brother in Amsterdam and when he goes to visit he'll bring back an oz to sell in school
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Old 2003-10-26, 22:04
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wow, how cool

I'll just walk two blocks and buy it in the store. but I won't since I called it quits

don't get it from Amsterdam, especially not the center, that's the places where all tourist go, they don't know the difference between grass and good weed.
 
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I just scored some bubblegum hydro

1/4 oz for $110....must sell some
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Old 2003-10-26, 22:13
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over here, a lot of people would tell you to grow up.

lol. but I won't, I guess it's more the way things are over there. goddamn, it's dark outside.
 
Old 2003-10-26, 22:25
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Set your clocks back

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

good night
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Hm, yeah, I did that last night. you guys must be behind or something. or we're in front.

ah fuck it.
 
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In Tasmania, we set our clocks back about 2 or 3 weeks ago. I don't exactly remember when, but like it matters.
 
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Please, not another kaaskop, please, please god, please.
That can't be true. God hates me!!!!!


I get everytime a hangover from cheap Bacardi's. Damn everytime a headache for the whole day.
The original Bacardi is the best!!!!
 
Old 2003-10-27, 03:43
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ALL HAIL CANADA!!!!! (hell, WEED might be legal here soon too)



hehe, i live in BC.
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australia has the best weed.............u just need to know who to see
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Because weed is cool
 
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That can't be true. God hates me!!!!!


Moehahahaha!!! we're getting our payback for WOII, poldi
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I get everytime a hangover from cheap Bacardi's. Damn everytime a headache for the whole day.
The original Bacardi is the best!!!!



yeah man, I know the feeling, they give you pretty darn bad hangovers
 
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Please, not another kaaskop, please, please god, please.
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beep...wrong! god hates us all
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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