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Old 2003-09-01, 19:43
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I posted this in guitar forum but sence not everyone visists there, Id like to share it with the nonguitarists...

This has got to be the biggest crock of shit I have ever seen. Im sending syphulis infected razor blades to the fuckers at Rolling Stone. You know theres a problem in the world when Kirk Cobain is number 12, Joey Roman is number 16 (even though I love the Romans, he shouldnt be on here) Jack White is number 17, Eddie Van Halen is number 70, and Vai, Ynview, Becker, or Martyfriedman is not on there! If I EVER come in contact with the people that decided this piece of shit, I will kick them so hard in the fucking balls there eyes will fall out.

Top 100 guitarists of all time, according to Rolling Stone:

1 Jimi Hendrix
2 Duane Allman of the Allman Brothers Band
3 B.B. King
4 Eric Clapton
5 Robert Johnson
6 Chuck Berry
7 Stevie Ray Vaughan
8 Ry Cooder
9 Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
10 Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones
11Kirk Hammett of Metallica
12 Kurt Cobain of Nirvana
13 Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead
14 Jeff Beck
15 Carlos Santana
16 Johnny Ramone of the Ramones
17 Jack White of the White Stripes
18 John Frusciante of the Red Hot Chili Peppers
19 Richard Thompson
20 James Burton
21 George Harrison
22 Mike Bloomfield
23 Warren Haynes
24 The Edge of U2
25 Freddy King
26 Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave
27 Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits
28 Stephen Stills
29 Ron Asheton of the Stooges
30 Buddy Guy
31 Dick Dale
32 John Cipollina of Quicksilver Messenger Service
33 & 34 Lee Ranaldo, Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth
35 John Fahey
36 Steve Cropper of Booker T. and the MG's
37 Bod Diddley [sic]
38 Peter Green of Fleetwood Mac
39 Brian May of Qeen
40 John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival
41 Clarence White of the Byrds
42 Robert Fripp of King Crimson
43 Eddie Hazel of Funkadelic
44 Scotty Moore
45 Frank Zappa
46 Les Paul
47 T-Bone Walker
48 Joe Perry of Aerosmith
49 John McLaughlin
50 Pete Townshend
51 Paul Kossoff of Free
52 Lou Reed
53 Mickey Baker
54 Jorma Kaukonen of Jefferson Airplane
55 Ritchie Blackmore of Deep Purple
56 Tom Verlaine of Television
57 Roy Buchanan
58 Dickey Betts
59 & 60 Jonny Greenwood, Ed O'Brien of Radiohead
61 Ike Turner
62 Zoot Horn Rollo of the Magic Band
63 Danny Gatton
64 Mick Ronson
65 Hubert Sumlin
66 Vernon Reid of Living Colour
67 Link Wray
68 Jerry Miller of Moby Grape
69 Steve Howe of Yes
70 Eddie Van Halen
71 Lightnin' Hopkins
72 Joni Mitchell
73 Trey Anastasio of Phish
74 Johnny Winter
75 Adam Jones of Tool
76 Ali Farka Toure
77 Henry Vestine of Canned Heat
78 Robbie Robertson of the Band
79 Cliff Gallup of the Blue Caps (1997)
80 Robert Quine of the Voidoids
81 Derek Trucks
82 David Gilmour of Pink Floyd
83 Neil Young
84 Eddie Cochran
85 Randy Rhoads
86 Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath
87 Joan Jett
88 Dave Davies of the Kinks
89 D. Boon of the Minutemen
90 Glen Buxton of Alice Cooper
91 Robby Krieger of the Doors
92 & 93 Fred "Sonic" Smith, Wayne Kramer of the MC5
94 Bert Jansch
95 Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine
96 Angus Young of AC/DC
97 Robert Randolph
98 Leigh Stephens of Blue Cheer
99 Greg Ginn of Black Flag
100 Kim Thayil of Soundgarden
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Old 2003-09-01, 19:49
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Dude! That shit is fucked up. I agree with the Jimmy Page one and some others, but that is fucked up and is not right man.
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Old 2003-09-01, 19:49
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Old 2003-09-01, 21:57
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In all honesty, I believe that they didn't even think to hard when putting that together. They probably got togther a bunch of names and just wanted to add a "Top 100" list to sell the magazine. Once they had a bunch of names it probably took them 15 minutes to put it together.
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Old 2003-09-01, 23:59
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thats totally fucked ... totally fucked

is the editor 50 and doesnt listen to shit that isnt handed to it on a platter after the labels buy them lots of shit to bribe them into saying nice things

posibly that is a bit much but..............

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Old 2003-09-02, 14:16
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Where the fuck is Michael Romeo??

Are you sure they didn't mean 100 most popular guitarists?
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Old 2003-09-02, 18:29
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Where the fuck is Michael Romeo??


I wasn't surpirsed that he wasnt on there because he isn't that well known (even though he beats the hell out of ynview's speed). Also notice they put "Robert Quine of the Voidoids " Haha. And for those of you who don't know of Micael Romeo, he plays just as fast (possibly faster) than Ynview, BUT, his special guitar has 2 necks. One for the left hand and one for the right. He plays just as fast on both of them. He also reverses his hand and shreds with that.
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Old 2003-09-02, 21:05
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I wasn't surpirsed that he wasnt on there because he isn't that well known (even though he beats the hell out of ynview's speed). Also notice they put "Robert Quine of the Voidoids " Haha. And for those of you who don't know of Micael Romeo, he plays just as fast (possibly faster) than Ynview, BUT, his special guitar has 2 necks. One for the left hand and one for the right. He plays just as fast on both of them. He also reverses his hand and shreds with that.

Heh, that's fucking sweet man! I wish I could play left handed and right. But those guitars that you are talking about are huge as shit!
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Old 2003-09-03, 08:45
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What is that Chillipeper guy doing at nr.18???
Ive never heard anyone ever saying hes good...
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Old 2003-09-03, 08:59
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Are you sure they didn't mean 100 most popular guitarists?


Exactly.

These people are journalists. They are not musicians.
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Old 2003-09-03, 19:38
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Yeah they are stupid too. They are fucking really stupid.!!!
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Old 2003-09-03, 19:49
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to put k. cobain as one of the great guitarrist (who never play a fucking solo) you must be stupid, or talking about something you don´t know, and i think this guys are both.
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Old 2003-09-03, 20:10
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Rolling Stone isn't a guitar magazine. Why do you care? And, even if they were, why would that matter? Hasn't everybody already decided that being ignored by all the media is equivalent to, or even better than, being any good? So you should be GLAD all your favorites are getting more or less ignored! It means they didn't sell out!
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I wasn't surpirsed that he wasnt on there because he isn't that well known (even though he beats the hell out of ynview's speed). Also notice they put "Robert Quine of the Voidoids " Haha. And for those of you who don't know of Micael Romeo, he plays just as fast (possibly faster) than Ynview, BUT, his special guitar has 2 necks. One for the left hand and one for the right. He plays just as fast on both of them. He also reverses his hand and shreds with that.

i thought he just flipped his guitar around, otherwise how would he transfer his pick so fast?
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Old 2003-09-03, 20:28
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i thought he just flipped his guitar around, otherwise how would he transfer his pick so fast?


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Old 2003-09-26, 19:36
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EVH should have been listed in the top 10 instead being listed on sixty something.
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like i already sayd in the guitar topics, This list is soooooo deadly wrong. i mean Kurt Kobain :S he shouldn't even be in the Top 10000 list guitarplayers. And they forget, Steve Vai, Steve Ray Voughan, Yngwie Malmsteen and don't forget Dave Murray, He really kicks ass.. And he isn't even mentioned :S Sick bastards of that rolling stones magazine :S They don't know shit about what is going on. They just pretend. :S If you ask me i should say MTV makes that magazine, they seem to know just as much about rock, and metal . I wouldn't be suprised

edit: oh shit, i take Steve Ray voughan back.. it is in there(like it should..) But IKE TURNER? Wooohahahaha..

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why am i not on that list?
hahahaha
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like i already sayd in the guitar topics, This list is soooooo deadly wrong. i mean Kurt Kobain :S he shouldn't even be in the Top 10000 list guitarplayers. And they forget, Steve Vai, Steve Ray Voughan, Yngwie Malmsteen and don't forget Dave Murray, He really kicks ass.. And he isn't even mentioned :S Sick bastards of that rolling stones magazine :S They don't know shit about what is going on. They just pretend. :S If you ask me i should say MTV makes that magazine, they seem to know just as much about rock, and metal . I wouldn't be suprised

edit: oh shit, i take Steve Ray voughan back.. it is in there(like it should..) But IKE TURNER? Wooohahahaha..



SRV is good....what's with the ":S???"
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