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Old 2003-12-22, 20:16
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Seasoned Greetings

Ah, the festive season. Time to pickle oneself &, if you're young enough, forcing members of your family to pay money for CDs that they quite obviously hate. A time for rejoicing, throwing rocks at marketing executives, & for DRINKING!

Here's a recipe for all you poor Northern Hemispherical sods to keep y'all going through those shitty winter nights.

Take 1 bottle of nutmeg & eat it.

I'm going on holiday! Later arseholes, have a very merry Christmas & make sure to do at least one dangerous &/or reckless act each day until you wake up dead on New Year's day.


A parting query to prod your cortex: Is it Christmas or Xmas now?
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Old 2003-12-22, 21:11
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Muurrrry Christmas!!!

i'm indeed dreaming of a brown christmas

you know, the kind where you don't give/get gifts or basically celebrate it! Some people say i'm better off.

I will believe them, sure.

most brown cats have to work for the White man, and the White man takes it off 'cause they say, "i have to celebrate Christmas", but when the brown cats when they say, "i, a brown cat, has to celebrate Christmas", then the white man employer say, "Lo! thou doth lie, brown cat. Get back to work, you lyin' son of a fish"

and that's not fair
well actually it's very fair.
but how come the Jews don't have to work either huh? yeah, explain that......

Happy Kwanzaa!
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Old 2003-12-22, 21:49
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but thats the way this wheel keeps workin


happy xmas
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Old 2003-12-22, 22:34
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but how come the Jews don't have to work either huh?


We do. Doctors and lawyers are always on call.
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Old 2003-12-22, 22:51
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

I would not recomend the Nutmeg. It can cause severe nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and severe dry mouth. Although it can give some psychedelic/sedative effects I have talked to people that say the side effects are brutal and are not worth it.
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Old 2003-12-23, 01:08
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I knew xan was jewish just by that picture under his name. =)
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Old 2003-12-23, 04:33
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Fuck Christmas. And fuck everyone who has a happy christmas. Fuck gifts and fuck family.






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Old 2003-12-23, 05:45
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happy fucking christmas you pieces of shit, make sure to drink heaps during the christmas days, I'm not going to get any gifts but some small stuff from friends, which they will get small stuff for in return, but its all good, kinda ritual like, I'll get a cd coupon and they'll get one in return. ah well. drinks are allways good on christmas days.

can't wait till new year's eve
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Old 2003-12-23, 05:58
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My Christmas is going to be a real fucking joy. It's RAINING then. The only thing I got given was money, but that has to go towards my school fees next year. And alcohol for Christmas Day.

Anyway, you lot have a good one.
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Old 2003-12-23, 05:59
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Old 2003-12-23, 06:14
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hey doctor, are you guys having a snowstorm too? it's like the first time it snowed here and it has been going since this night, theres like 10 centimeters here allready.
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Old 2003-12-23, 06:52
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i have to travel for 90 minutes to spend christmas with my family, which could be good except i recieve things that i would consider a 15yr old person to be too old for (im 19), and have to put up with everyone telling me to get a job
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Old 2003-12-23, 08:03
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Fuck Bodom and Fuck you metal=life


Damn right. Merry fucking christmas. Fuck Bodom. Fuck metal=life. Put on some Sodom, and lets all get blitzed.

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Old 2003-12-23, 08:35
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Damn right. Merry fucking christmas. Fuck Bodom. Fuck metal=life. Put on some Sodom, and lets all get blitzed.



What kind of 6-Pack you getting?
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Old 2003-12-23, 08:46
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Lowenbrau. German beer rules. American beer BAD




...that reminds me yet again of the Napster bad cartoon.
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Old 2003-12-23, 09:58
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whaha sixpacks, you guys don't get drunk after a sixpack do you? ofcourse you're used to pussy beer like budweiser and shit

Lowenbrau is pretty good shit, I have 3 of those huge german lowenbrau mugs that I stole when I was on holiday in germany, might get a pic of them on new years eve party at my place, my favorite beer glasses.
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Old 2003-12-23, 10:38
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Australian Beer is good, VB, XXXX, Midstrength. Oh and I was implying that Dissection does get drunk after a 6-pack.
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Old 2003-12-23, 10:40
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meh... so what... DRUNK IS DRUNK!!!
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Old 2003-12-23, 10:45
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Old 2003-12-23, 10:47
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Australian Beer is good, VB, XXXX, Midstrength. Oh and I was implying that Dissection does get drunk after a 6-pack.


that is correct, VB and XXXX are pretty good, my brother brought some when he was in the land of oz.

lol, dissection you're one cheap bastard to invite on parties then
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